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patriotic9jaboy:
Thunder fire gej and all his loyalists

Including you, your father, mother, thr king of your community and all the members of your household, because non of you can qualify as President - Mark it!

US election: T.B Joshua predicts win for Clinton
November 6, 2016

Eniola Akinkuotu, Abuja

Popular televangelist, Prophet Temitope Joshua, has predicted that the next President of the United States will be a woman.

Joshua said this on his official Facebook page on Sunday.

The two frontrunners in the presidential race are Hillary Clinton of the Democratic Party and Republican, Donald Trump.

Clinton is the only leading female candidate.

The other female presidential candidate is Jill Stein of the Green Party but is not believed to be a threat.

The cleric, who is the General Overseer of the Synagogue Church of All Nations, however, predicted that the next US President would face an uphill task in passing bills.

Joshua said, “Ten days ago, I saw the new President of America with a narrow win. The new President will be facing several challenges over many issues, including: passing bills, attempts to possibly pass a vote of no confidence on the new President. The boat of the new President will be rocked.

“By the way, in order not to keep you in suspense, what I frankly saw is a woman.”

Okay

jjagz:
I hope this does not degenerate into senseless bantering. But I beg to differ.

It is not the place of anyone, man or woman to allow another person, man or woman to work. Married or not, it is the right of everybody to gainful fulfilling employment. And it is not one's right to demand to know the amount or time of payment of another persons salary even if they are married.

Now, in the OPs case, there is no magic wand, marriage depends on understanding. Both her mother and step mothers argument are flawed. The mother argues that if he knows her salary, he would not do "what a father should do", that premise is wrong because the family is the responsibility of both. The husband is not helping the wife, the wife is not helping the husband, it is both their jobs. Naturally who earns more should contribute more and not who had a longer erectile genital.

The step-father on the other hand wants to know because "she earns more than him anyway". While it is better for couples to know their income, it is the ladies Right to not want to disclose her pay to anyone, husband or not. He seems to want to know out of insecurity not for reasons of planning the family expenses and all.

But who I'm I? I've never been married. These are just the thoughts of one trying to make the world a better place for all, irregardless of genitals.

Thanks for saying the truth that you have never been married. Anyway, my advice is wait till you get married and you can allow anything to take place in your home. Settled?

Some matters are beyond some people. Proudly a grandfather!

Oby Ezekwesili popularly known in those days of OBJ as MADAM DUE PROCESS used to soft spoken but tough woman. Apart from certain jabs she gave to the past administration, it was obvious she was at home with Jonathan's system of government. But when it comes to writing this about PMB then the wall has cracked!

OBY EZEKWESILI OPENS UP.
I still find it funny that most people
don't know why Nigeria economy
went into recession, they love the
incompetent lies of Lai Mohammed
about the past government ruining
everything. It's also myopic to think
that if Jonathan were to still be in
power, we would be worse off.
The truth about Nigeria's recession
is this; it was caused by the
president's unguided rhetoric and
uncultured body language.
Firstly, there is nothing we are
buying today that we weren't buying
5 years ago, therefore it's not our
purchase that put pressure on Naira
but withdrawal of funds by foreign
investors.
After the election, the president
created instability with his unguided
statements about how everyone is
corrupt and how everyone is going to
jail. The instability made foreign
investors to liquidate their
investment and change their money
to dollars. In the process of trying to
flee, they were willing to buy dollars
at any price, which lead to high
exchange dollar rate.
Even though some of them were not
ready to run away, but want their
money in dollars to save their
investments from devaluation, the
president gave a bad signal by
banning deposit of foreign currency
into dormiciliary accounts. That was
enough for free market believers to
see the draconian handwriting on
the wall, that was the beginning of
dollar rush.
To make matters worse, the
president came up with another
outrageous policy of rationing dollar
to certain sectors and blocking many
sectors out. That was the nail in the
coffin which facilitated the
emergence of free FALL.
In the end, foreign investors took
over $80B out of the economy within
a short period and everything went
down to free fall.
To those who believe it will be worse
if Jonathan is still there, you are all
wrong. Policy continuity and political
stability will not let billions of
dollars leave our shores within such
tiny time frame. Even though the
government might have income
shortage, the private sector will
weather the storm by their
confidence in the market.
The fear of the unknown created by
PMB is responsible for the economic
downturn not low oil price. Interest
rate in America is currently at 0.5%
while it is 12% in Nigeria. JP Morgan
Chase will not mind borrowing $50
billion from Feds at 0.5 and put in
Nigeria for return of %2000 profit.
Citi bank will do the same, likewise
US Bank Corp. Chase gave Buhari
warning about the repercussions of
his fixing policy before they pulled
out, but his illiterate cyber warriors
and misseducated e-soldiers said
JPMORGAN can go to hell, they no
longer believe in economic metrics
since their messiah is in charge.
Funny enough they are all suffering
today because of the stupid policy,
but they find relief by blaming it on
past administration and Gucci
appetite of average Nigerians.
For your information, if your
president "kontunu" with his
unguided rhetoric, Naira will go
down to N1000/1 $. But we thank
God, he is no longer talking.

excellent2013:
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes if she want to tender it.
Women sha! If there is no problem they must invent one.
Moreover any body that did not call me there when they were making agreement to become husband and wife should not disturb me with their problems.
If a woman have decided to marry, she should be ready to share more things than in the" other room".
Men and women should understand the meaning of love.
When there is mutual understanding, things will move on smoothly.
To the unmarried, iron out your finances so that you will not get married and be asking may be you should tender your salary or not.
Little things can cause big problems in marriage if not properly ironed out at the initial stage.

Thanks dear. Sometimes I wonder why people get married in the first place. They share "all things in common" only when the man is ready to bleed himself dry, but the woman cannot bring out hers. What then is the reason for her working? Most men will practically stop their wives from any form of work to keep the home for them. Others allow their wives to work but now see what they get. Anyway, I din't have much to say but it is very bad of any woman to use her hands scatter her own home. They can initiate quarrel, run their mouth anyhow and even be the first to raise a hand against the man. When the man cooperates, they will still be the ones to call press conference shouting ABUSE!
One told the husband that things are getting tougher for only him to carry the weight of the family's needs that she should be allowed to pick up a paid employment. Because the man wants the wife to be happy abd feel belonged, he allowed it. Some years later, the woman was still lamenting. She will practically force the man to keep vigils at night praying anytime her salary delays. The last thing she does is telling the man when the salary is paid.
The reason for taking employment is defeated. The man called and told her to quit her job and join him in his business but she refused and left the man's house.
Most women today want to be referred to as "a once married" woman. They love freedom to the extreme! I wonder why people take almost every word some of these women speak to be true. I don't give them support any more. Research has shown that 80% of marriages today have women who maltreat their men. Average men are shy in nature and would not like to go public with family issues. Only shameless women do!

I still have not seen the outcome of the noise about youth empowerment and support when what we see is propaganda and face washing for the government. Anyway, the Nigerian youths are to be blamed. They cannot stand for their right and follow it to the end. No wonder the aged among us are still ruling because they do not trust us.

The Youth Enterprise Support Programme (YES-Programme) being conducted by the Bank of Industry (BOI) was said to be an approach at addressing the worrisome phenomenon of youth unemployment in Nigeria by developing the capacity of the youths and funding their business ideas. The YES programme aimed at equipping young people with the skills and knowledge to be self-employed by starting and managing their own businesses has trained its first batch of successful participants in different states of the federation.

Participants who were trained were drawn from young aspiring entrepreneurs between the ages of 18 and 35 years, with innovative ideas as well as having a minimum educational qualification of an Ordinary National Diploma (OND).

The training began with an Eight ( weeks extensive online Entrepreneurship and Business Management training which has the ability to test participants’ understanding and track their progress. After that those who scored high in the eighteen (18) courses were selected and notified for a five (5) days in-class Entrepreneurship and Business Management training (5 modules).

These comprise of technical skills training in partnership with the various technical training and vocational institutes in the country. Financing the businesses by BOI under its SME Cluster initiative in consonance with the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa’s Commodity-based Industrialisation Strategy.

The online course requires commitment as only 70% of those from this stage will proceed to the one week in-class training before being absorbed into the BOI pipeline preferred applicants for the loan.

The participants during the in-class training were disappointed by the revelations from BOI. Special note was taken on some very important issues among others. These are as follows:
1. That your original highest educational certificate will be submitted and held by BOI until the loan is paid back.
2. That two guarantors of Grade Level 12 and above as well as two witnesses be provided with their salary bank accounts.
3. That the loan applied for will NEVER be given in cash, but the bank will use it to pay for the items or materials/equipment required in the proposed or established business.
Analysis from well meaning Nigerians has shown that the government is truly not willing to assist the youth in establishing their own businesses.

The money in question is a LOAN which is payable with interest yet the terms and conditions are very strict and unfriendly. Information gathered shows that the funds are unacessible. This has made majority of the participants to back out of the programme after the in-class training.

The BOI admitted that weeks after the in-class training, only a few participants have returned with their final proposals.

It is very important to note again that the present administration created various channels of youth empowerment programmes among which are the N-Power, BIG Portal, YES-P, etc. Many of them have trained participants but non has benefitted the youths so far, as what we see all over the place is motion without an actual movement.

The question is: Is the government truly ready to empower the youths or are they playing politics with us? Using the BOI's strict terms and conditions is really scary and a start on wrong footing.

chukel:
Please stop being plain stu.pid. It was never done it secrecy. I really don't know how most Nigerians reason. This recruitment was well publicised. Applicants even wore white to the screening exercise done over 3days in different zones. Successful ones were given an aptitude test to write. Y not check Google. It was on newspapers. Was on nairaland. Check job section. U were probably in romance section when all these happened. U guys should start taking responsibility for your misfortunes.

Can you listen to yourself? So because applicants wore white on screening day that makes it widely publicised? I am too big to trade words with you but if calling me stupid is for you to win arguement, I wish you well. May it be to you as you wish others!

dotcomnamename:
[size=15pt]Fayose, you don't worry now. it is nearly your turn. Your e-rats suppers will pity you, just very soon. Baba is still cooking your soup. You will soon get served.[/size]

Is that a statement or a threat? It sounds childish!!!!!!

Waooooh! This present government has succeeded in dividing Nigeria and Nigerians into fragments!!!

cyrilamx:
Anybody here on nairaland saying this recruitment was shrouded in secrecy is a lier. The truth is when many of nairalanders were busy asking friends about the vacancies others acted like foolish virgins, some even mock the exercise and claimed it a hoax. Today they are the loudest here. Truth is they paying the price of their bigoted induced scepticism.

And you are blaming them for being careful? Is EFCC supposed to give the information by word kf mouth only for people to suspect if was true or false?
Why did EFCC list the successful candidates on the official website now when they couldn't do that during recruitment?
That agency is not supposed to be secretive about their recruitment.

Surfboard:
How can people on nairaland also say this recruitment is secret? Go to job and vacancies section and see multiple threads on the recruitment. It was advertised online and the news was everywhere.

What this shows is that a lot of you don't source or read information, you like to be spoon-fed. It's a shame, because we are in an age where information is available at the snap of a finger.

Ignorance is killing us in Nigeria, faster than I'd have thought.

You still behaved like the people you are downgrading. To butress your point further, common sense demands that you pull out the link where it was advertised for all to see. Without that, I keep my hands crossed!

Nusaf:
I used to doubt the reason for the hatred, but with this, I'm 100% certain that the hatred has no basis. And unfortunately for u, he has been exalted to the enviable office and there is absolutely nothing u can do about it. The worse u can do is to sabotage and it is the same ordinary man including u and ur fellow saboteurs that will feel it cos nobody in his entire household will experience any form of economic hardship. Continue.

Hmmm! You messed up everything left in your integrity... Next time try to use you real head to respond to important matters!!!!

Oblang:
Mr man forget that thing. U ppl hated him right from the beginning even b4 election. No action of his would have made u change ur mind abt him...

He caused it. He has been excluding them among those to be favoured in Nigeria, right from his khaki days till now the SE and SS have been his target for destruction. So why should they not hate him back or reject him?

The lady is looking for attention. She wants to tell you that men are looking for her even when dressed in that cheap leggings called clothes.
I pity her!!!!

joseph1832:
Now our dear pastor pastor sound more like an arrancar.

I mean pastor Chris, if you can supposedly say "masturbation isn't a sin". Then I'm afraid you can say virtually anything.

By the way, "have you partnered with Healing School today?".

Please can you link me to the place he said that masturbation is not a sin? I need to read it Thanks.

Whether any one likes okro or not, it's not reason to write this trash. The op lied...
Go and read more on okro please!!!!

ddippset:
those who pray night and day for oil price to continue dropping and applaud avengers for every pipeline they blow up are the first to cry, buhari fix the economy we are hungry and people are losing their jobs. those who call the chibok girls a scam are the fist to say buhari promised to bring back the chibok girls but has failed all his promises. those if us who are apolitical know why the economy is like this today.it's simple as ABC, oil is no longer selling, oil prices are low,militancy is at it's peak.Nigeria doesn't produce even a pin, we depend on oil by 90 percent. diversification for 140 million people won't take 1 year heck it won't even take 5 years. but I love buhari, he doesn't even hear the wailers, he just does what he does. the greatest tragedy for the wailers is that they already believe the PDP will come back to power any time soon.lol.

It's a LIE!

JONATHAN SPEAKS OUT...

I Didn't Hand Over A Collapsed Nation To Buhari - Dr. Goodluck Jonathan-
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Former President, Goodluck Jonathan has replied his critics who accused him of handing over a nation at the verge of collapse to his successor, President Muhammadu Buhari.
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Jonathan recounted the achievements of his government to include, handing over a country that produced the richest man in Africa.
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Jonathan said, “I took over a Nigeria that was the second largest economy in Africa with a GDP of $270.5 billion in 2009, I handed over a Nigeria that had grown to become the largest economy in Africa and the 24th largest economy in the World with a GDP of $574 billion.
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“I inherited a Nigeria in which the trains were not working, and handed over a Nigeria in which citizens can safely travel by trains again. I also inherited a country where illiteracy rate particularly in the Northern part was alarming. I handed over a country where every state in the North and indeed all the states had a Federal University. I inherited a country where there was total infrastructural decay in all the unity schools and colleges of education. But I handed over a country with massive infrastructural improvement in almost higher institutions. I inherited a country where agricultural inputs and production were almost zero. But I handed over a country where a bag of rice was sold for N6,500 to N7000. My regime since the establishment of ecological fund office did more irrigation dams in the North and other parts of the country than other subsequent administrations put together. I inherited epileptic fuel supplies resulting to endless queues at the filling stations. I maintained despite enormous challenges of fuel subsidies and handed over a relatively stable fuel regime.
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I inherited a Nigeria that was a net importer of cement, and handed over a Nigeria that is a net exporter of cement.
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In 2009 the richest Nigerian was the 5th richest man in Africa, but I handed over a Nigeria that produced the richest man in Africa.
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The former President further stated " I inherited a country where people were almost losing hope on the credibility of its electoral process but I noticed that democracy will continue to grow in the African continent if leaders value the process of elections more than the product of the process. I handed over electoral process that engendered fairness in its conduct and conclusiveness ".
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He said, “Even in the 2015 general elections in my country, Nigeria, there was potential for major crisis if I was not a President duly elected by the will of the people.
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“The campaigns leading to the elections almost polarized the country into Christian vs Muslims and North vs South divide.
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Most World leaders were worried that our elections will result into major crisis.
Some pundits even from here in the United States said that those elections would spell the end of Nigeria and that we would cease to exist as a nation because of the polls.
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That is where the leadership question comes into play.
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As a leader that was duly elected by the people, I considered the people’s interest first.
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How do I manage my people to avoid killings and destruction of properties?
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With the interest of the people propelling all the decisions I took, we were able to sail through.
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Indeed, we sailed through because I refused to interfere with the independence of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, having appointed a man I had never met in my life to run it. We sailed through because I maintained and still believe that my personal ambition, interest is not worth the blood of any single Nigerian.
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My philosophy was simple. For elections to be credible, I as a leader, must value the process more than the product of the process. And the citizens must have confidence in the electoral system. The deceit is getting too much!

4everGod:
OP as a believer there is nothing wrong with eating it! The bible says that we can eat even those things offered to idols but we should give thanks to almighty God for it. However this is for a grounded believer who lives by faith and not fear.

A young believer with doubts shouldnt do so and also a mature believer should not eat it in the presence of an immature believer who still believes that its not right to eat it.....this is for the sake of his faith.

Every food or animal comes from God so be they from Native doctors, juju worshippers, muslims etc feel free to eat if you are spiritually matured to do so. Afterall how would they accept you or your message when you reject their hospitality?

God bless you.

Hmmmmm! Longer throat no good oooh!! See how you carry Bible quote on top!!!

Timbuktou:
Because you're hungry government shouldn't do their job. Haven't you heard that it's not enough for justice to be carried out, it must also be seen to be carried out.

Which job is your government doing? Trying and convicting people in the media? How many of the old news that they fed us landed the people involved to prison? Stop deceiving yourself, propaganda and name calling are old fashioned!

Akshow:
He came..He saw...Conquering in progress.

1. He met Subsidy and killed it
2. He met Oil cabals, deregulated it and buried their corruptions
3. He met Boko Haram and decimated them
4. He met corruption in military, he killed it and currently recovering all
5. He met rot in NASS, killed budget padding and left them in house fighting, they are all singing like birds now.
6. He met militancy in Ikorodu, bombing is on-going
7. He met Militancy in ND, still using carrot..stick is on the bench
8. He met a mad-dog in Ekiti and froze his source of madness
9. He Met Saraki and left him with 3 cases, CCT, Forgery and Looting. Exposed NASS and made them useless
10. He met MDA's basket account and applied TSA...stealing revenue Killed
11. He (who is also petroleum minister) met -ve NNPC and made it profitable for the first time in decades.
12. He met recurrent expenditure budget and turned it capital budget
13. He met uncompleted KD-FCT rail project and commissioned it
14. Under him Jubrin is now Born again corruption fighter
15. Under him Metuh is now Born again corruption war supporter
16. Under him back slid-den FFK has found God again
17. He met another fraud called POST UME and killed it
18. He met inequality in Uni & Poly and equalized it..Goalless draw
19. Finance ministry is doing great now and no longer re-basing
20. He met 11bn debt of Senatwitter and bruised out his commonsense
To continued.........>
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Those with eagle eyes will see what he has so far prevented from happening while waiting for what he will make happen.

I'm Smart and holy enough to recognize when the hand of God is upon this nation...above are my check lists

If GEJ had been in power, everything else except militancy..... but from Boko H, budget padding, subsidy, no power, foreign borrowing, no food, no money, brain drain, low international recognition would've been on the increase. By now man would've been eating man alive and nothing will happen. NASS would have grown wings by now. we would've been Otedola and Ubas fuel to drive. KD-FCT rail lines would've been done because Ameachi would've in prison. The army would've join Boko Haram by now.

Each day you wake up. Don't listen to economy ,If you have garri, just drink, then THANK God, it would've been worse believe me. If not for God who is on our side and with us, We would've been like Somalia, Iraq , Afghanistan, Venezuela and South Sudan by now.

And yet Baba is slowly obeying the voice God and carrying out his instructions.
Thank God who has Blessed Nigeria. #ISTANDWITHBUHARI

Did I hear you say Boko Haram? If Boko Haram has been decimated, who is your president trying to negotiate Chibok Girls release with? He said that he is negotiating to swap the girls with Boko Haram prisoners. What are we really hearing? So Boko Haram and Chibok girls are truly a hoax? So Buhari has been deceiving Nigerians all these while? I assure you he cannot go further than that. The Almighty God will deal with him shortly!!!!

They could not pay local coaches, will they be able to pay a foreign coach? Nigerian leaders and hypocrisy... Another version of Buying Made in Nigeria!!!

legaxi:
Ok thanks for the clarification, am just trying to sensitize people about condemning the criminal terrorist for what he truly his rather than his tribe.

Thanks too, but if the people were senseless, they would not have laid siege on him till the police arrived.
If you had read the storry it gave a graphic details of how the community members spotted him and then blocked his free movement with his cattle till they brought in the police. He spotting the police started to shoot in the air to evade arrest.
The people could have killed him without the police coming to help!

[quote author=Anytarn post=48917445][/quote]Can you see how your little sense can carry you? I have been reading the comments but can attest to it that nobody's religion has been abused. Or are you one of those sent to twist people's words by giving it religious colouration as a reason to kill? Stop it: Nigerians are no longer smiling!
Ido not know when Fulani has become a religion. A little time now you'll begin to shout "BLASPHEMY"! We are all witnesses here!!!!

ezemme:
This guy must not be realize until a proper investigation is done as to where he get the gun, members of his gang and where they hind their ammunitions. If all these is not properly checkmate, this community (Afa Udi) will soon experience attack worse than the other communities in Enugu

You mean "released", instead of "realize"?

legaxi:
Why did you say that?

Because he has truly been identified as a herdsman even from his confessionary statement.

fxskye:
Relocation to out Nigeria is allowed. Please do the needful.

Do you think I a Chadian like you?

Please which Boko Haram members is Buhari government wants to negotiate with, the ones he told us have been "crushed"?
I really do not understand this government!

legaxi:
If he is a Herdsman then where are his Herds?, if he can handle rifle just the way you explain then the guy is Probably a cult member, herdsmen that i know of don't carry gun around this guy is probably a terrorist of some sort but again he claims to come from Nasarawa, the Nasarawa that i know don't have Fulani except those ones who come around seasonally to feed their Cattles.
Please investigate him very well before you feed the public false information.

Useless logic!

I still remember the words of Murtala Nyako, the impeached governor of Adamawa State: "...the equation of Nigeria is now balanced as average Fulani boy has known how to assemble and use AK47".
Is it any wonder that in the face of the herdsmen attacks on innocent Nigerians the north and their leaders are saying or doing nothing to stop it just as they did during the Boko Haram time. They celebrated them until the tide started turning against them. Buhari campaigned using elimination of Boko Haram and the people allowed him in. Few months on, he told Nigerians that Boko Haram has been crushed, while the Fulani herdsmen wreck havoc southwards. Over 5000 people are today enjoying free meals, free medical care, free everything in the guise of repentant Boko Haram members in different government designated camps.
Few months on, the same Buhari is entering into an agreement with the "crushed" Boko Haram members to swap their prisoners as an option for releasing the purported " Chibok girls". Who is fooling who?
No wonder this government is bent on silencing opposition. Now, it is the turn of the press. They are being molested, arrested and jailed while the world watch
No body should complain or criticize Buhari government even when it continues to speak through both sides of its mouth!
Some of the Christians in Nigeria who supported Buhari's government at the beginning are now understanding that the real reason of his taking power is to truly islamise them!
The Buhari kind of change is here... enjoy!