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3 Neymar
4 Kevin de bryne
5 Ibrahimovic
6 Mbappe
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lalasticlala:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10219285/amp/Kim-Kardashian-Pete-Davidson-CONFIRM-relationship-hold-hands.html

If she is happy, what else matters?

seunmsg:
It’s a done deal! Asiwaju will be speaking at the 51st Annual ICAN conference. So sad I won’t be attending the annual conference this year.

https://m.facebook.com/ICANngr/

Even if he'd be speaking, is this the best attire to used in the communication material?

ReventifyCV:
More often than not, we learn our biggest lessons the hard way. From realizing that fire burns to experiencing some dazzling electric shocks, our childhood must have taught us many memorable lessons. Well, the corporate world is no different. It handles the ignorant and uninitiated in the same way a candle fire will – e no dey look face or intention. So, from mistakes that can cost you your job to those that can leave you wallowing in debt, you must realize that the corporate world is a place to tread carefully.

Our 12 Biggest Lessons from the Corporate World
1.The value you give is never correlated with the reward you derive
2. Not Making Allies is the Quickest Route to Failure
3. Your Boss and Coworkers Are Not Your Friends
4. You Are in Competition with Everyone, Even Your Boss
5.Long Service Doesn’t Mean a Thing
6. Promotions Are Not Always Tied to Your Key Performance Indicators (KPIs)
7. Always Be Searching (ABS)
8. Be Valuable Yet Replaceable
9. Your Image Can Win You Favors
10. Office Romance Rarely Ends Well
11. Document Very Important Discussions
12. Never Pitch Your Tent with Mediocrity

Your departmental head will always have his inner circle, find your way into that circle but act neutral to everyone.

infogeneral:
People should not just jump into conclusion that it was an strayed snake.
Try and read the article below, you'll understand that there may be some questions to ask.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/11/20/india/india-snake-cobra-murder-intl-hnk-dst/index.html

I just read the article and it's worth the read. That Kumar guy is a devil, may he rot in jail; why not just let the lady go if you know you are tired and can't live with her any longer, this is so sad.

We have many Nigerians in India, they shouldn't bring this murder tactics to Nigeria please.

iwaeda:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10225757294462662&id=1340173454

God bless him for standing by the truth.

My advice is this: He should just jagpa out of the country.

These beasts do not value human life and nothing would happen if they kaput him.

God bless Nigeria.

karnap:
It was indeed glorious day for business administration students National diploma as they are the first set to ever graduated at the ikorodu campus
They started the journey in 2018,it suppose to finished in 2020 but because of the global pandemic it reached out to 2021.

But my major concerns is the signout polo slighted on this particular student of the institutions.

The caption is * LASPOTECH no Hard,Just Buy Textbook*
The write up could be encouraging and can be discouraging
It depends how you reasons it.
This guy could be insulting lecturer and he could be encouraging students to buy and reads their textbooks and pass exam.
Go Through it
He also has another wonderful write up at his back ....* TIME to learn work*
I guessing he is mocking the.lack of work in the labour market in the country.

If I were part of this institution's management, this dude is coming back to re-write all his exams; we'd tackle the public embarrassment given to us afterwards.

Moreign001:
Exactly bro, that's what she said this night, parental pressure and he must be from our state.
But I'm fine,relaxed and calm. I feel bad for my self because I lost a wonderful woman, but I'm sincerely happy for her. I won't cut her off communications, I will stand by her, support her whenever. One thing I understand about love is this. If you genuinely love someone, their happiness should be your first priority. Allow them to do what makes them happy, and still love them regardless. She the one who's leaving, she's the one who's crying, she's the one pleading that I shouldn't leave her.
She even pleaded that I shouldn't delete her pictures because I told her I'm about doing that so that the memories won't be there always. She was crying all through, she loves me so much and she's decided not to do anything with the guy until everything is done.

Yes, I had intention of marrying her, she knew. She is not a cheat, she's a very good girl and I respect her. The main reason why I brought up this post was because lots of girls are after marriage without having nothing to offer. I personally asked what's her plans after school, and she said she will open a shop (Food items) until after her master programs. I was ready and willing to support her.

I told her to hold on until we're done with our Nysc which should be next year by God's grace.

And those asking why I didn't marry or engage her... Even if I had billions in my account, I still wouldn't have married until I'm done with my Nysc. You don't rush it, we were students for 4years and that's our love duration, we needed at least some time outside school to see how ideal we were.

And to some persons saying she doesn't have time... I pleaded for just one more year, for our Nysc..
Don't encourage people to rush into marriage because of age, she just met this guy, they don't know and haven't tolerate themselves. This is one of the major reasons why marriage keep failing because it can lead to trust issues, violence and others. I understood her very well, she's a very jealous individual, and I can tell you that the new guy doesn't know this and probably doesn't want a woman who is loaded with jealousy. But it's fine, many read to criticize, not to understand and learn.
I thank you.

@OP: With all this nonsense you just wrote, I have no iota of pity for you anymore and I won't mince words.

What is wrong with you? Are you sure you are in your right senses? Someone dumped you for another man without considering your emotions, and simultaneously using histrionics and gaslighting you, yet you are still supporting her.

Are you mad? You dey ment ni? Aaahhh! now I see why red pillers for nairaland dey always para...jeez!

Your own don pass simp, you don craze finish. What kind of a low-esteemed human being are you? A girl did all these to you and this is what you write?? Wow!..who do you this kain thing? You be mumu ni? Mr. Mumuni.

Let me stop writing, I dey vex gan....

felixzo1:
most ladies marry who is available when they want to marry. a man can get married even at 40 to a 20year old girl. women do not have that previlage ,their biological clock is not their friend. i will never advice any woman to wait for man. more 70 percent of campus relationship do not lead to marriage. finance is usually the major factor. I have a friend who dated a girl since his first year in school . They were always together, did everything together , they were even living together, their parents were even aware of their relationship. They behaved as if they cannot live apart. But after service year the story changed, the lady was willing to marry the guy but the guy was not ready due to finance. The parents of the girl were even willing to sponsor the wedding but the guy refused that he wanted to stand on his feet first. 6 months later the girl got married to someone else, went on to have 3 kids the ex boyfriend was still single. After 9 years the guy got married to a 20 year old girl. The ex girlfriend has grown up kids

The fact that she's got grown-up kids and still in the marriage does not necessarily mean she is happy (she might be though), but most times, from secret confessions of many ladies I know, they wished they waited for that Ex, time eventually irons out everything; but when you see them in public, they put up appearances as if all is well.

May we all have a happy ending.

lexy2014:
how do u if the person u are sharing your idea with has the funds or is interested in funding your idea?

Boom! Hysterical! Lucky you!

seanery:
THIS ONE WANT STEAL PEOPLE'S IDEAS OOOO

Sounds weird, but sometimes it's better to share that your idea with someone you probably might never meet in life but who has the funds to bring it to fruition for the good of humanity, than to take the idea with you to the grave where it might perish forever, it's sad though

ILoveDemMANNA:
This is just so sad to read.
I personally hope this young man gets justice.
What a country!


And here is a man that contested to be Oni of Ife with the Incumbent!!!

Wickedness in high places.
Kudos to the IPO, CP and all other police officers involved in this case.
They did a very good job and I hope all the 7 killers arrested including the owner of the hotel, who is also the founder of Oduduwa University.
(And this is just one of many of such cases!
Rituals in this 21st century?
May God continue to protect his children. )

A young man who is the bread winner of his family life just wasted like that.
A man who struggled to become a chartered accountant despite his parents being peasant farmers!
He paid #37,000 for 2 nights, and you still ended up killing butchering him like a goat!!
What a cruel world we live in!!!!!!!
Sad

Since he is a chartered accountant, he must be a member of ICAN. Has ICAN issued any official statement? At least that would add to the pressure in bringing justice to him. It would also build solidarity among ICAN members. Someone should please tag ICAN....Just my thoughts.

effico:
*10 SHOCKING BIBLE VERSES ABOUT ‘YAHOO YAHOO’, FRAUD, PONZI SCHEME AND DISHONEST WAY OF GETTING MONEY*

1.*Jeremiah 17:11*
The person who gets money dishonestly is like a bird that hatches eggs it didn’t lay. In the prime of life he will lose his riches, and in the end he is nothing but a fool.

2. *Proverbs 20:17*
Food gained by fraud tastes sweet, but one ends up with a mouth full of gravel.

3. *Proverbs 13:11*
Wealth from get-rich-quick schemes quickly disappears; wealth from hard work grows over time.

4. *Leviticus 19:13*
Do not defraud or rob your neighbour. “‘Do not hold back the wages of a hired worker overnight.

5. *Proverbs 28:22*
Greedy people try to get rich quick but don’t realize they’re headed for poverty.

6. *1 Timothy 6:9-10*
But people who want to get rich keep toppling into temptation and are trapped by many stupid and harmful desires that plunge them into destruction and ruin.

Verse 10: For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, in their eagerness to get rich, have wandered away from the faith and caused themselves a lot of pain.

7. *Micah 2:1-3*
Woe to those who plan iniquity, to those who plot evil on their beds! At morning’s light they carry it out because it is in their power to do it. They covet fields and seize them, and houses, and take them. They defraud people of their homes, they rob them of their inheritance. Therefore, the LORD says: “I am planning disaster against this people, from which you cannot save yourselves. You will no longer walk proudly, for it will be a time of calamity.

8. *Proverbs 10:2*
Ill-gotten treasures have no lasting value, but righteousness delivers from death.

9. *Proverbs 16:8*
It is better to have a little, honestly earned, than to have a large income, dishonestly gained.

10. *Ephesians 4:28*
Anyone who has been stealing must steal no longer, but must work, doing something useful with their own hands, that they may have something to share with those in need.

It's never too late

Nice post.

JustwiseNaIdiot:
She's my first and u will not understan cuz u don't know what love is

She's your first and you suddenly already know it's love?

In hindsight, mine was stupidity, I mean my first was absolute stupidity, but just like you, I called it love.

Keep loving and calling it love, when you look back many years from now, you will call it what it really is.

advanceDNA:
I’m not perfect... so I don’t judge people on how they choose to sin...

But what’s annoying me is How you people place so much value on women that everyone sleeps with?

If you catch your girl friend cheating, you call her a b!tch and say she belong to the streets because u can’t imagine another man drilling the girl you are drilling...

so, I don’t get how you find a greater b!tch more appealing to the extent of paying more than 1000 naira to drill a hole hundreds of other pen!s have drilled and with the risk of std....

Who is a prostitute? A commercial s*x worker (CSW).

Meaning, any lady that gives sex in exchange for money.

Meaning, one's girlfriend or wife at one point or the other might have been a CSW.

Meaning, at some point 80% of women have been CSWs.

Meaning, CSW just have categories. Some are private and others are public.

So therefore, which category does your babe belong? (no insults).

I think my own babe belongs to the private category.

joshuaidibia:
They did their traditional wedding exactly one month ago and will be having their court wedding next week.

Congrats to them, we wish them a blissful marriage.

Good thing is, when the challenges of marriage come (they must surely come), they won't be able to bring it to nairaland because they are both members

MoyosoreEkenimi:
A deaf lady, Aanuoluwapo Omoleye Busade has graduated with a first class honors and emerged the best graduating student from the department of Special Education & Rehabilitation Sciences from the prestigious University of Ibadan. She minored in Economics.

She also emerged the following:
1. University's overall best graduating student with disability.
2. Best graduating student from her department.
3. Best graduating indigent student.


It is also worthy of note that she was the ONLY STUDENT WITH DISABILITY in her whole class, both at the departmental and faculty level, yet, she went against all odds to emerge the best.

During her time at the University of Ibadan, she was very active in extra-curricular activities.

This is really special and praise worthy.
Congratulations to her.
Nairalanders, let's celebrate her..

Big congrats to her....best wishes in all her future endeavors.

ChiefSosa:
Congratulations to the young lady! OP should've dropped her number or social media details for those of us that want to congratulate her personally!

Question: If someone is born Deaf and blind, in what language does the person think? How is the person able to think?

They are usually taught in a language, that's the language they adopt....BTW, you are a deep thinker, nice one.

Toks2008:
Polygamy may not be appropriate for everyone but it remains a viable option for certain groups. Polygamy in Islam is a norm and there is no part in the Bible that forbids it or tags it a sin but rather it is Permissible just as GOD permits Divorce. The concept of Polygamy is not about Men having many wives but it is geared towards ensuring that every lady who wants to get married can easily have a husband thereby curbing the act of sexual immorality.

Sometimes what may seem inappropriate may be an ideal option and talking about polygamy, i will strongly advise the following group of ladies to give it a thorough consideration.

1. THE WIDOW: Except a lady is still very young at the time she lost her husband and she has no kids then she just might be fortunate to easily get a single guy who would love to marry her but as we know, many widows are usually with kids and of age which makes them more appealing to married men rather than single guys who would prefer to go for young never married ladies. So If you are in this group, stop bothering your head hoping for a single guy except you just want to be toyed with. Consider marrying a married man who is willing to love and care for you.

2. THE NEVER MARRIED LADIES IN THEIR 40s: Many ladies in this group usually have this hope that there just might be one single guy who will be willing to settle down with them AND YES it is very possible just that the chances of this happening is very low. Most guys usually get married in their 30s and except they see a divorcee or a widower then they just might be lucky but unfortunately, even the widower or divorcee will still most likely prefer to go for far younger ladies which makes it even more difficult to come across single guys. My candid advise for this group of ladies is to get a responsible man to settle with regardless of his marital status.

3. THE NEVER MARRIED SINGLE MUMS: I have so many single mums as friends and the common mind-set they still have is that there is one single guy out there who will gladly marry them. Well the truth is that it is not impossible but it just doesn't make any sense to continue hoping for one single guy to leave millions of ladies without kids to be with you and in most cases, this set of ladies get used by single men who just want to catch cruise with them. If you belong to this group please consider settling down with one responsible married man and avoid getting used by fvk boys in the name of looking for a single guy to marry.

4. THE IMPATIENT MONEY LOVERS/GOLD PICKERS: I honestly see nothing wrong in wanting a made guy after all, everyone has the right to make a choice but the problem i have with this set of ladies is when they put so much demand on a young progressive guy to provide what he can't. Wealth is progressive and except a man is very lucky to make huge money in his early age, I strongly believe that the best bet is for such a lady to look for one rich married man to marry because in most cases, it is men who are married and advanced in age that will be able to provide the type of life style this group of ladies desire .

5. THE UNLUCKY ONES: This group of ladies are just unlucky with single guys. They have tried many relationships with single men but they are just so unfortunate and they are totally fed up. My advice to them is to consider polygamy as there are many married men out there who will be willing to marry them and make them happy for as long as they live.

6.THE SUGAR BABIES: This group of ladies are usually very young and to them, it is ok to date married men or sugar daddies who can take care of them but when it comes to marriage, it is a taboo for them to marry such men. I honestly do not understand how a lady will be having sexual relationship with a married man, enjoy the lavish lifestyle he provides but will find it difficult to marry same man and the worst twist is that in most cases, even after this set of ladies get married, they still linger in the relationship with their sugar daddies. No be juju be dat?

Make i stop here

Well said.

@OP: You don't want to live up to your moniker? Maybe you should take a look at it again

Who are the people making comments here about him taking over GTCO because of just N32B...what is N32B to the bank? Naira o, not Dollars, they should park well abeg. GT too should settle him if the courts have passed the final judgement.

ceej:
what is her source of wealth??

I used to admire her, not until I read how bad her professionalism in hoelosho is. She fvcks her way up with the big boys, hers is so pathetic that I cringed the day I read it. Ever since she was a waitress in the UK, she's been fvcking her way up like crazy, every wealthy, Tom, Dick and Harry. Jumping from one d*ck to another all in the quest for wealth and fame. Her business has been surviving on this tactics. Well, all the best to her. Sometimes, the end, they say, justifies the means.

Young girls, choose your role models carefully, you don't know what goes on behind the scenes.

NB: I wanted to ignore this post, but I need to advise young girls who see her as a role model.

IamGblaize:
If not for the greed of some women and love for material things... I don't know how a lady will be comfortable being the second , third or even fourth wife..... Of an old man like wasiu... Na dem sabi

As in eh, the thing beats my imagination; a man with 40 children and numerous women and still counting because this one won't be the last. Anyway, she's got counterparts in Alaafin of Oyo's palace.

Buckeyemedia1:
These Children Gbago of the Ivory Coast wasn’t he not a sitting president when they came & carried him, then after jailing him for 7 years, they said he had no case in the 1st instance? What of Manuel Noriega?

You naive minded people think you are interacting with kids? Toothless ICC, isn’t the head of ICC that Nigerian/Gambian woman that came to Nigeria for President Buhari’s endorsement before she got the job or have you forgotten so soon? Humpty Dumpty.

I mentioned early on that something is wrong with you. It was an assumption before, but now it is confirmed.

Go and face your collapsing media business and keep collecting money from people who don't give a fxvk about you or your children, always remember what goes around comes around, keep using you hands to dig your own grave; See you in 2023 when your dullard's tenure expires, we would all celebrate his journey to prison.

Buckeyemedia1:
Petition The President of The Federal Republic of Nigeria? A faceless criminal like you is talking of Jail? When your nemesis catches up with you then you will look for fore guys to blame?

I can see you are a hungry, semi-literate media company with no conscience, what drives your thinking is your belly, your grey matter is next to zero and those sending you on useless errands on social media will be destroyed one after the other.

In case you are not aware, a sitting President cannot be tried because he has immunity, but wait until his tenure expires in 2023, then you will send messages to him in prison.

I also read your other post about Lekki tollgate....so because, Tinubu's perceived "enemies" want to "take over" the Lekki tollgate, innocent lives should be wasted.

Something is definitely wrong with you and your evil, dullard paymasters. You all shall not end well.

Get out of here, idi*ot.

Buckeyemedia1:
Petition? A faceless criminal like you is talking of Jail? When your nemesis catches up with you then you will look for fore guys to blame?

Continue supporting evil. I hope someday, your children would not be murdered before your very eyes. I just hope so....just continue.

festacman:
Pres Buhari dodged a bullet by waving
federalism as shield. Smart old solider.

Which bullet has he dodged??

Petitions are currently being signed for onward delivery to ICC, he must go to jail for this heinous crime he committed.

He doesn't want his own son to die, but he knows how to murder other people's sons and daughters, all because of power.

slimanyd:
And contrary to your claims. We were made to understand that His death wasn't the first and how come someone died in a hotel and next thing nah to go bury him without calling his family to inform them

How come his phone was traced to the same town the cleric Alfa also stays?

How come your hotel staff denied ever seeing him at first?

How come his bedroom bed and bedsheets was different from the other rooms?

How come he was buried close to the hotel by same staff of the hotel at the dead of the night and not report immediately to the police that someone just pass out in your hotel ? After all , Your owner was an educationist and he should know when someone die, Next thing is to report to the police?

Why the earlier denial by all member of staff of the hotel at first not until the police started digging deep ?

KUDOS TO THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE THOUGH . IF THEY WANT TO WORK ,THEY WILL
Una dey deceive unaself. Una cup don full. Unluckily for your boss , He don met his match in a family of IGP . Assuming he knew the victim was a family of IGP , They won't have killed him ,rather find someone wey no get confirm connection .

N.B - Whenever ure going to stay in a hotel overnight, Always inform one or 2 members of your family henceforth. All this hoteliers and there owners wanna renew there money with people's blood and the easiest means is those people who stays in there hotel. They are easy prey. God save us in these country.

For you to even come out to defend the owner of oduduwa university , You will make it more overblown bro. Desist and let the law takes its cause .

Be like say this Aderibigbe nor well, dem don send am useless message, him head nor correct, idio*t.

Sleeping by oneself in a hotel in Nigeria is now risky, particularly hotels in remote areas.

What I always suggest is to make intentional calls or videos and send to your loved ones; by intentional, I mean, make it very obvious to the front desk and staff of the hotel that your people know and are aware of where exactly you are, you can even ask one of your peeps to say hello to the receptionist on the phone (who cares if your style is weird to them), say it openly that, that is your own way of ensuring your safety and security. That way, they will all think twice before doing anything nasty.

quadriolakunle:
It can be lucrative, and sometimes very lucrative.

To start with, CFOs of all major entities earning 100s of millions are all chartered accountants, they did not start that way, but today they are counting Annual pay more than what a lot of entrepreneurs will ever make in a life time. ( Do your research)

Even if you are not chartered and you are smart, after you graduate try to get into the Big 4 ( Audit Division) , here you get paid fairly ( I think all big 4 pays above 200k now for entry level, non chartered), get international exposure, get training to be chartered. You can then run to the industry after 4 to 5 years where you can land a finance manager role in a reputable company. ( you may earn up to 1m per month based on the industry and your negotiation power)

Meanwhile, you must note that most companies paying this money will actually make you work for it. You wont be in the Big 4 earning 200k as new hire non chartered and expect to do same work as somebody in a small audit firm earning 50k or 100k

Just to also mentions, Partners in most Audit firms and big men in their own level, you wont hear their names in the news or something, but they make profits in huge millions.

So I personally think it is lucrative, should you be ready to put in the work.

Nice post.

Naijabad:
I wouldn't have been where I am today without ICAN.

After qualification, make sure you add some skills relevant to accounting such as excel skill, Sound knowledge of IFRS, Good knowledge of Nigerian tax laws and how to defend tax position, Knowledge of international finance, know how to recover excess bank charges from dubious banks (because 90% of Nigerian Banks are dubious), etc.

If you are good at the above, you will consult for other companies aside your primary place of employment.

What I have earned from side hustle is far more than what I currently earn per month, all thanks to FCA after my name.

As per difficulty, ICAN of today is one of the easiest exams any slowpoke can pass.

Well said.

Cantonese:
You can hold the contractors responsible on one part but do not forget that bus drivers get reckless and irresponsible too. Who knows, the driver could have seen the tanker emerging and wanted to make a quick dash, so the tanker would either not obstruct his movement or delay him.

Many years ago in this country it was a standard requirement for drivers to read, understand and have good knowledge of road signs. Unfortunately that no longer obtains. We have a very huge percentage of drivers who are very illiterate and irresponsible. Even the educated ones do not know road signs. I can bet that same governor may not know road signs. Ogun state has roads that are very disgraceful and yet the governor has failed to attend to them. Those who go to equity must have clean hands. He needs to attend to the terrible road in his state before judging the contractors fixing other roads.

That said, some transport drivers think it is proper to “shine their eyes” with either igbo or paraga or both before embarking on long journeys. Some get to areas where even common sense should get them to be patient, yet they try to circumvent it quickly. Some think driving at a particular speed makes their movements too slow. Some are encouraged by their passengers to drive at great speeds. Some think other slow moving road users “no sabi drive”.

Everything is just wrong with Nigeria. When will we ever get it right?

You just nailed it.

That 'face me, I face you' part of the road is very scary and dangerous.

It would be better to put a demarcation and let the road users maintain just a lane until they get back to their proper lanes.

The contractors are not handling the project properly.

May God's protection be on us all.