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Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 2:19am On Apr 29, 2008
@ Poster
Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load?
and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night?
Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 2:22am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

@ Poster
Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load?
and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night?
Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons.


Now you wan ask where he dumped his load. would have been better if this was your 2nd post on Nairaland undecided

Instead of this rubbish:
GooseBaba:

Why are we hearing marriage, Hiv, papa bom boy, diapers and what not. the man clearly said his runners did not enter the land of pregee, if he catch AIDS Wetin concern una inside, angry
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 2:33am On Apr 29, 2008
Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me.
because GooseBaba no like Wahala,
1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question, it was my observation on the replies,
it appears you like wahala, angry
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 2:45am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me.
because GooseBaba no like Wahala,
1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question, it was my observation on the replies,
it appears you like wahala, angry


Not tonight, baby cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 3:56am On Apr 29, 2008
Well not tonite, i agree GOD don punish devil.

i came to nairaland to yarn with pleasure not to start wahala. but mind you i'm

in a good mood today so next time you mis yarn again. E no go easy for here.

Goosebaba has spoken cool
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:04am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

Well not tonight, i agree GOD don punish devil.

i came to nairaland to yarn with pleasure not to start wahala. but mind you i'm

in a good mood today so next time you mis yarn again. E no go easy for here.

Goosebaba has spoken cool
hehe hahaha ROTFLMAO! oh gosh! Most of this Nl males should be posting in the joke section.

Goosey baby, are you done now? grin grin grin

egad! my blood pressure just rose by 10! cheesy cheesy
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:18am On Apr 29, 2008
what has nigerian male got to do joke section, ?
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:21am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

what has nigerian male got to do joke section, ?
Figure it out na. Or did I give you the credit, of making a l.il sense just now, too fast? Figure it out, man! angry
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:28am On Apr 29, 2008
You don start again you and your sharp mouth, u gave me the credit. grin
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:30am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

You don start again you and your sharp mouth, u gave me the credit. grin

Again? you know me before? explain kia kia.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:37am On Apr 29, 2008
Well i know say u be grand mama for NL so i sabi how your mouth come

sharp like say tommorow no dey.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:39am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

Well i know say u be grand mama for Nairaland so i sabi how your mouth come

sharp like say tommorow no dey.

huh? not really? I be great grandmamma of NL grin
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:41am On Apr 29, 2008
I trust na, Good evening ma, abi no be evening you dey for ganny sate of florida.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:42am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

I trust na, Good evening ma, abi no be evening you dey for ganny sate of florida.
evening? you 5 hrs late undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:44am On Apr 29, 2008
Okay no vex it's nearly midnight u sure say them no dey wait you for meeting so?
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:46am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

Okay no vex it's nearly midnight u sure say them no dey wait you for meeting so?
how you take know? aje buruku! olojukoju grin
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:50am On Apr 29, 2008
Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go

stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.

asper you be cadet for witch.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:50am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go

stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.

asper you be cadet for witch.
dude, you're overstepping your limit. calm down, shotigbo undecided
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:53am On Apr 29, 2008
alabirin, he pain abi? that was what i was going for now you know say meself

get for hand. anyhow no insult intended na you start wahala. grin
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:54am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

alabirin, he pain abi? that was what i was going for now you know say meself

get for hand. anyhow no insult intended na you start wahala. grin
If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head!
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:56am On Apr 29, 2008
Wetin self, 1st victim a whole Goosebaba, where them for hear am

you fit catch breeze. grin
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by StephenP(m): 4:59am On Apr 29, 2008
Cadet:

If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head!
[size=13pt]LMAO!![/size]

GooseBaba:

Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go

stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch.

asper you be cadet for witch.
[size=13pt]That was unnecessary and uncalled for. It was supposed to be a joke.[/size]
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:01am On Apr 29, 2008
And a joke it was, wetin be ya own self?
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 5:02am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

And a joke it was, wetin be ya own self?
don't touch him, dnt go there, buddy. grin
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:06am On Apr 29, 2008
Anyhow sha, asper jojomi situation, when man see gongo him dey loose composure.

that is why he forgot the friend condom.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 5:07am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

Anyhow sha, asper jojomi situation, when man see gongo him dey loose composure.

that is why he forgot the friend condom.

you finished?
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:10am On Apr 29, 2008
You get peoblem?
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 5:12am On Apr 29, 2008
GooseBaba:

You get peoblem?
trust me, you would have known. now carry your wahala grin
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:15am On Apr 29, 2008
Well well in all we do we must thank God, it's 12.11 am my time i dey go catch

some short eyes. work dey tommorow. anyhow sha till we jam again for NL.

goodnight.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by outlaws(m): 6:10am On Apr 29, 2008
cool

Hey posterYou are man enough to have sex but not man enough to take responsible for your actions. You must be a stupid motherfucker
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by jookco(m): 6:38am On Apr 29, 2008
How many people in Nigeria uses condon before sex?, how many don die.
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by delegiwa(m): 7:35am On Apr 29, 2008
Papa bomboy - sorry Jojomi, why u dey shake like say na de end of the world be that? Abegi bone that thing!!!  See make I tell you, this whole venture will not take you more than N300k (1st Qtr) if u decide to shop at Alade market for your wife - sorry your babe for the occasion.  Dem get very fine things for pregnant women there.

For the baby(ies) stuff, just keep like N300k  for the following items: Baby bed (Chicco) booties (any brand), bips, blankets, sterilizers (Mothercare), bottles (Avent) Breast pumps, Baby Oil, Soap, Hanger, baby cloths.  Just small small things like that wey u go fit afford.

But now that you know she's already prego - why don't u "FIRE AWAY" without ceasing as man wey don fall already no dey fear to fall again grin

Enjoy man, Its a pretty good experience. I can tell you that in all honesty.

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