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Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 2:19am On Apr 29, 2008 |
@ Poster Jojomi so you shine gongo several times, where did you dump the 1st load? and if na splash you splash why the sleepless night? Meanwhile ignore phallus or no phallus that one na jagons. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 2:22am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba: Now you wan ask where he dumped his load. would have been better if this was your 2nd post on Nairaland Instead of this rubbish: GooseBaba: |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 2:33am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Cadet na send them send you? na GOD i take beg you tell them say you no see me. because GooseBaba no like Wahala, 1st thing 1st my 1st post was not the posters question, it was my observation on the replies, it appears you like wahala, |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 2:45am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:Not tonight, baby |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 3:56am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Well not tonite, i agree GOD don punish devil. i came to nairaland to yarn with pleasure not to start wahala. but mind you i'm in a good mood today so next time you mis yarn again. E no go easy for here. Goosebaba has spoken |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:04am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:hehe hahaha ROTFLMAO! oh gosh! Most of this Nl males should be posting in the joke section. Goosey baby, are you done now? egad! my blood pressure just rose by 10! |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:18am On Apr 29, 2008 |
what has nigerian male got to do joke section, ? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:21am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:Figure it out na. Or did I give you the credit, of making a l.il sense just now, too fast? Figure it out, man! |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:28am On Apr 29, 2008 |
You don start again you and your sharp mouth, u gave me the credit. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:30am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba: Again? you know me before? explain kia kia. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:37am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Well i know say u be grand mama for NL so i sabi how your mouth come sharp like say tommorow no dey. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:39am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba: huh? not really? I be great grandmamma of NL |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:41am On Apr 29, 2008 |
I trust na, Good evening ma, abi no be evening you dey for ganny sate of florida. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:42am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:evening? you 5 hrs late |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:44am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Okay no vex it's nearly midnight u sure say them no dey wait you for meeting so? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:46am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:how you take know? aje buruku! olojukoju |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:50am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Bone that thing me i be GOD pikin, i have said before any young person wey go stay florida, where old people we wan die they pack come that person na witch. asper you be cadet for witch. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:50am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:dude, you're overstepping your limit. calm down, shotigbo |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:53am On Apr 29, 2008 |
alabirin, he pain abi? that was what i was going for now you know say meself get for hand. anyhow no insult intended na you start wahala. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 4:54am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:If I was winch, you'll be my first victim, I like them brainless, no mushy brain when I chop their head! |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 4:56am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Wetin self, 1st victim a whole Goosebaba, where them for hear am you fit catch breeze. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by StephenP(m): 4:59am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Cadet:[size=13pt]LMAO!![/size] GooseBaba:[size=13pt]That was unnecessary and uncalled for. It was supposed to be a joke.[/size] |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:01am On Apr 29, 2008 |
And a joke it was, wetin be ya own self? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 5:02am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:don't touch him, dnt go there, buddy. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:06am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Anyhow sha, asper jojomi situation, when man see gongo him dey loose composure. that is why he forgot the friend condom. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 5:07am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba: you finished? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:10am On Apr 29, 2008 |
You get peoblem? |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by Cadet(f): 5:12am On Apr 29, 2008 |
GooseBaba:trust me, you would have known. now carry your wahala |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by GooseBaba: 5:15am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Well well in all we do we must thank God, it's 12.11 am my time i dey go catch some short eyes. work dey tommorow. anyhow sha till we jam again for NL. goodnight. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by outlaws(m): 6:10am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Hey posterYou are man enough to have sex but not man enough to take responsible for your actions. You must be a stupid motherfucker |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by jookco(m): 6:38am On Apr 29, 2008 |
How many people in Nigeria uses condon before sex?, how many don die. |
Re: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by delegiwa(m): 7:35am On Apr 29, 2008 |
Papa bomboy - sorry Jojomi, why u dey shake like say na de end of the world be that? Abegi bone that thing!!! See make I tell you, this whole venture will not take you more than N300k (1st Qtr) if u decide to shop at Alade market for your wife - sorry your babe for the occasion. Dem get very fine things for pregnant women there. For the baby(ies) stuff, just keep like N300k for the following items: Baby bed (Chicco) booties (any brand), bips, blankets, sterilizers (Mothercare), bottles (Avent) Breast pumps, Baby Oil, Soap, Hanger, baby cloths. Just small small things like that wey u go fit afford. But now that you know she's already prego - why don't u "FIRE AWAY" without ceasing as man wey don fall already no dey fear to fall again Enjoy man, Its a pretty good experience. I can tell you that in all honesty. |
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