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welli:

hip hip hip !hurray! happy married life to ty4real nd funkybaby.
may d good lord grant you so many funky babies .amin

God no go make you DALERU OOOO
I said she is not available se,you want make the owner come for you,meanwhile,I maintain all my stand all this your joining na null and void one until the right thing is done and some joinings are not tolerated.Infact,you have to submit the nominess first to be vetoed and the appropriate fees paid to each recipient before you can go on fo rthe ceremony.

ON BEHALF OF THE MODERATOR,I THEREFORE BAN EVERYFORM OF MARRIAGE CEREMONY TILL FURTHER NOTICE

thank God I dont have the capacity and time to be this postative . . .

@ jenny hahahaha . . na u knw ty4real. . . u re married nd u re married.no oda lady shud go near dis dude plsss.for he is now funkybaby's property. . . tnks for ur comply, .all admirers shud loose hope now  

@DR KITAUN

may u produce doctors and ice.creams ,AMEN

Since una no go hear word,


Next couple is Jennykadry and Siena

@Welli!
I therefore give you the permission for you to conduct this marraige ceremony,it has the approval of the powers that be on naiaraland,after d appropriate fees,verification has been fully carried out.
You may proceed on with the ceremony NOW

May they have jennicious babies that will always love 9ja dishes without denying their roots

chaiii ty4real u no well,now im sure u r supposed to be in yaba left

how can welli wed two married pple

Siena must hear dis,where is siena

_*coughs*we re gadad here 2day for d weddin of my beloved friend,aunty,sista,cousin,fellow nlder jennykadry who is about to wed our beloved broda siena.its d lords doing nd its marvellous in our eyes.afta jenny survived d heartbreak frm a broda,she has decided to settle down wit siena.to God be d glory.
siena wil thou take jennykadry as ur lovely wedded wife
in sickness nd health
for berra for worse
for, . . ,for. . . .
to change her name frm
jennykadry to jennysiena
till death do you p. . .

siena-yes i gladly do
jenny-yes i do^{GOD I'M SHY}

WELLI-YOU MAY KISS UR BRIDE      

^{jenny nor fall my hand agree abeg}


jenny conduct d next weddin  

welli u dey crace how many pple u marry me to?presido wife na ifyalways no be jenny,and siena don marry no be me him marry

Welli,since you are afraid to do it,thats why I said you pple need to finish your theology skul,this is what you get when you abscond from school!

Where are the couples please!

Priest:Do you take this madam to be your second wedded wife?

Siena: I do (Pls hurry up)

Priest: Do you take this man to be among your collection of husbands?

Jennykadry:YES SIR,For life!

I therefore proclaim you as legally wedded from henceforth!nlanders bewarned!
May you have Jennicious babies that will love 9ja dishes and will always love to visit their country

Since una no go listen say Funkybaby don get hussy and I don get my wife,so let the show start.

N E X T PLEASE,

ROFLMAO WHERE DA HELL IS SIENA

ok d next is welli and tatooboy

ty wed them now,or else i will

siena ko,siena ni,y don't u people create a thread for jenny and siena since una no get work jobless pple

aunty jenny, so it is true, you are wedding another man? i will tell uncle o

jennykadry:

welli u dey crace how many people u marry me to?presido wife na ifyalways no be jenny,and siena don marry no be me him marry

Jenny biko,dont carry this attitude into the honeymoon oooo!I guess its the stress of the ceremony that is gettin you worked up like this!doooo hunnnnnn

@Welli!

This is the only union we ve had on nairaland that is such a huge sucess,even the powers on n/land agreed to it,the only wedding done and conducted by two priests,the spirit is just one!
Please no more wedding for today again,Lets all bask in the miracle of union that took place between Jenny and siena,God still does miracles and it is through nairaland!Now I beleive love on the internet.


@Jenny!
I hope the honeymoon is going on beautiful!Siena happy married life,they didnt serve me at the reception oobut am good with it. Take it easy now,he will soon be with you,hes attending to n/landers that witnessed d joining.