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Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Year by hclacid(m): 2:53pm On Nov 24, 2015 |
Who be Davido sef . Na joke section we dey na, no be music or entertainment section. Shalom |
Jokes Etc / Joke Of The Year by hclacid(m): 11:30pm On Nov 23, 2015 |
Pastor stopped at a traffic light and three girls: Apple seller, bread seller and yam seller pulled by: Pastor: Apple seller give me one quotation in the bible where Apple is mentioned before I buy. Apple seller:- bible said you are the Apple of my eyes. good! said pastor I will buy N1000 Pastor: bread seller give me a bible quotation with bread and I'll buy Bread seller: Jesus said I am the bread of life Pastor: let me buy N1000 Pastor: yam seller give me one quotation with yam and I'll buy Yam seller: Jesus said, l yam that I yam... 1 Like |
Events / Re: Nigerian Man 26 Marries 63-years Old American Grandmother by hclacid(m): 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2015 |
I think the lady wants a nigerian green card 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Benson Okonkwo's Outfit To The City People Awards by hclacid(m): 12:20am On Aug 18, 2015 |
Is he a cultist? haba : |
Jokes Etc / Re: Only Smart People Will Get This Right.. by hclacid(m): 3:03am On Jun 07, 2015 |
The one using a wedding ring... |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by hclacid(m): 3:49am On Jun 01, 2015 |
Na wa o ... Abi dem rob okro 4 the keeper hand 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by hclacid(m): 3:43am On Jun 01, 2015 |
The bench wey this goal keeper go chop carry seat belt. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by hclacid(m): 3:16am On Jun 01, 2015 |
Goal for Brazil... A deflected shot |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by hclacid(m): 3:14am On Jun 01, 2015 |
That was close, Brazil almost scored first from a corner kick and the second from set pieces 8 : [color=][/color] |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil (2 - 4) U-20 World Cup On June 1st 2015 by hclacid(m): 3:10am On Jun 01, 2015 |
Thanks to nairaland, I jumped from bed to tune on my tv as soon as I saw this post. Now watching the match live |
Jokes Etc / Re: A Nairalander Goes Shirtless And Show Off His Six Packs In His Bathroom (pic ) by hclacid(m): 10:55pm On Mar 30, 2015 |
6 packs or 6 ribs . No make me call u panla ooo |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Barcelona: UCL (1 - 2) On 24th February 2015 by hclacid(m): 9:44pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
Na wa ooo, Barça can be so so ruthless [color=#990000][/color] |
Food / Re: Do You Know That Akara Is Sold On The Streets Of Brazil ? (photo) by hclacid(m): 2:07pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
Yeah I live in Brazil... |
Food / Re: Do You Know That Akara Is Sold On The Streets Of Brazil ? (photo) by hclacid(m): 1:58pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
The acarajé (Eat acara) as it is called in Brazil is a lot different from the one in Nigeria in terms of taste. The one made in Naija is miles better... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oga Interviewer, Don’t Ever Call Me Beautiful! (A Letter To Hr’s In Nigeria) by hclacid(m): 12:46am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl: You are very wonderful ma'am. It was an immense pleasure reading your piece, one of the best I've seen from anyone. Thank you again... |
Family / Re: Common Problems Nigerians Living Abroad Face From Relatives by hclacid(m): 3:29am On Jan 23, 2015 |
Hila12: Thank you very much sir/madam that was a wonderful explanatory write up. Thumbs up. |
Romance / Re: 5 Qualities That Melt Ladies Heart. by hclacid(m): 11:22pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Foolish write up, where do you live? Dreamland? ...Wait a minute? How did this make front page |
Jokes Etc / Re: MY LIST OF JOKES(anyone that wants to see my jokes should come here)ass:hcl by hclacid(m): 5:19am On Jan 09, 2015 |
Just saw these jokes again in a psychiatric hospital: a doctor found a nut case writing a letter and said to himself, wow! this guy now writes letters he should be alright by now. he went close to him: hey you, to whom are you writing there? the nut case responds, oh! am writing to myself since i never receive letters from anybody. and what is written inside it?asked the doctor. how would i know that? i haven't received it yet! said the nut case A politician got on stage and said: - look here in this pocket,no public money has ever entered! a guy down there said; -new agbada, eh?! |
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Mikel Obi's Birthday Party For His Girlfriend by hclacid(m): 12:17am On Nov 13, 2014 |
jsunex: That is your problem... Comments like this show the level of ignorance of a lot of people here. How can people like you be great world changers when you still think this way. The way a man thinks so he is, not the way he clothes himself...Youths they say are leaders of tomorrow, but definitely not youths like you... not as long as your thinking remains like this. 2 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos At It Again!!! by hclacid(m): 12:29am On Nov 01, 2014 |
Thanks guys |
Jokes Etc / Akpos At It Again!!! by hclacid(m): 7:19pm On Oct 31, 2014 |
AkPOS was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heineken,dippedit in water 3 times and said:"You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Orange Juice!!!. |
Sports / Re: Who Do You Think Will Win The World Cup? by hclacid(m): 8:40pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Brazil all the way!!! |
Sports / Re: Who Is Your Best Goal Keeper Of The 2014 World Cup ? by hclacid(m): 8:36pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Well, according to the Brazilian comentators 'monstro Enyeama! monstro Enyeama! monstro Enyeama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'. monstro means monster |
Sports / Heip With FIFA 2014 by hclacid(m): 8:48pm On Jun 29, 2014 |
Guys plz help me here, Im playing Fifa 2014; on Playstation 3, where do i press to make Suarez bite someone... |
Forum Games / Re: Make A Full Sentence Without Using "Is", "The", "Of", "And", "In" and "A" by hclacid(m): 2:01am On Nov 28, 2013 |
Describing what you wanted took me 20 seconds.... |
Sports / Re: Brazil Vs Spain - Confederations Cup Final (3 - 0) On 30th June 2013 by hclacid(m): 4:09am On Sep 11, 2013 |
Johnsinia: Spain will only win if they concentrate more on goals instead of baseless tiki taka, and also have a very tight defence, if nt they will lose up to 3-0 against Brasil. Brasil is very good up front while spain looks wanting, this is why samba is better than tiki taka. The guy talk am oooo... |
Travel / Re: GOL Airline To Begin Flights To Lagos by hclacid(m): 6:17am On Aug 11, 2013 |
This would be one of the best things to happen between Nig-Bra. I hope everything works out. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lawyer Sues Israel Over Jesus' Death by hclacid(m): 3:39am On Aug 02, 2013 |
This lawyer should be seriously flogged. |
Jokes Etc / Strike Suspended!!! by hclacid(m): 12:51pm On Jul 30, 2013 |
ASUU suspends strike Vanguard,23-08-2009 I love reading old news paper |
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