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10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by tosyne2much(m): 10:56pm On Oct 23, 2014
1. The English Teachers
There are the people who take their time to examine and start picking holes in other people's grammatical blunders

2. The Pictureless Ones
These are the ones who hide their ugliness under the cover of privacy but are very judgemental and condemn other people's profile picture

3. The Immature ones
These are the ones who derive pleasure in displaying the greatest height of stupidity by raining curses and exchanging insults at any slight provocation

4. Thread Derailers
These are set of people who barely create threads because they have nothing to offer to the world but you see them condemning other people's thread.. You see them saying " this thread will never make front page", or " story for the gods"

5. Everywhere You Go
These are the set of people who desperately crave for attention, you meet them in every thread in Romance Session even when they seem not to have to have an idea of what the topic is all about, they just can't read without making comments, you see the in all thread, just name it. Even when it seems all hope is lost, they would comment, "ok" or any other mono syllabic words

6. Woman Wrappers
These are the ones who have little or no toasting ability and can't even walk up to a lady behind the internet but in Romance Session, all their fallacious wooing ability is exercised on a random lady

7. How Do I Look ?
These are the set of people who would upload their pictures and ask Nairalander to rate them. May God bless our MODS who are now doing a great job in deleting any " How do I look" thread

8. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly dudes. They are popularly known for violence, you see them fighting with both their fellow dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs

9. The Impersonators
These are dudes who operate female account just to get admiration. Most times, you see them creating RAW THREADS which is almost impossible for a lady to create, E. g How do I dump my bf ?, A dude using Range Rover Sport desperately wants to marry me, Should I accept ?

10 The Foreigners
These are the ones who have not never been to ordinary Ghana but they create account using New York, Manchester or Madrid as location just to make people treat them with respect.. You see some self acclaimed foreigners writing with a particular style even when it's so obvious they are ghetto boys striving for 1 square meal a day

Feel free to add yours

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 10:59pm On Oct 23, 2014
The space bookers

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 11:03pm On Oct 23, 2014
Kefetjey:
The space bookers
You are number are the president of the association

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 11:16pm On Oct 23, 2014
Ipledge:
You are number are the president of the association
Yea and you used to be the secretary or have you resigned?

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 23, 2014
Kefetjey:
Yea and you used to be the secretary or have you resigned?
No,that's diff person...Am a cook kiss

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Tymax(m): 11:25pm On Oct 23, 2014
The Epistle Writers.

Question = one line, answer =10 pages.
Miz MyColi is their president.



The Quoters.

They'll quote all 70 lines of the OP just to write "OK" angry Very annoying

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by moneyexpert: 11:27pm On Oct 23, 2014
The preachers

They will still know that they in a section where 18+ discussion go on yet they will be castigating and condemning both the op and commenters even though their sins are heavier than those of their victims


The e-diots
They will see a title like am in love and they will still ask what is love
This group of people can campaign for either buhari or gej in a place where people are mourning their dead

The marketers

This group of people will only follow a thread just to advertise goods and services. They can even promise to sell a land to you at the price of a toothbrush


The women wrappers

These group are mostly guys, they will alwys look at the profile picture of all the gals that commented on a topic and the next thing they do is to start hitting on the gal
Telling her that she is hotter than beyonce, meanwhile the gal in question is as flat as a mathset ruler

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 11:29pm On Oct 23, 2014
Ipledge:
No,that's diff person...Am a cook kiss
Then where is my secretary? and besides, how did you know the president

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 11:31pm On Oct 23, 2014
Lemme do some research...l'll be back soon
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Glowstone(m): 11:34pm On Oct 23, 2014
The woman wrapper

the i too sabi

the trolls

the mod who shows she is the only one with power and ban people with their slightest mistake

the ugly ladies who comes nairaland to claim queen

the Perverte

the londoners

the foreigners

the Akpakos who claims Ajebutter

the pix editors who edit their pix and some OF them has falling breast but packs it plus heavy makeup to look beautiful

the ops



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tosyne2much:
6. Woman Wrappers



10 The Foreigners
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Op shea you smoke weed?? you copy my work come claim ownership without acknowledging me, i go sue you for nairaland court

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by lirusehn(m): 11:40pm On Oct 23, 2014

From the bottom of my heart i say 'bullSh*t'


undecided

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by djeezy(m): 11:47pm On Oct 23, 2014
Lol

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 11:51pm On Oct 23, 2014
Kefetjey:
Then where is my secretary? and besides, how did you know the president
You be number one space booker... grin
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by LaurelP(m): 11:52pm On Oct 23, 2014
which one do u belong to?
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by tosyne2much(m): 11:58pm On Oct 23, 2014
LaurelP:
which one do u belong to?
na you suppose first answer.. Check the list, where do you belong ?
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by chronique(m): 12:00am On Oct 24, 2014
The observers: they read several threads but hardly comment.

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by denedene(m): 12:01am On Oct 24, 2014
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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by tosyne2much(m): 12:03am On Oct 24, 2014
lirusehn:

From the bottom of my heart i say 'bullSh*t'


undecided
who is this BUSH MAN ? You miss road ni ? Number 4 gives a perfect description about you

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 24, 2014
A monkey that is no 10 and exhibit the character of no 5 & 3 is disturbing me.Seeking attention.I just dey pity am undecided
tosyne2much:
1. The English Teachers
There are the people who take their time to examine and start picking holes in other people's grammatical blunders

2. The Pictureless Ones
These are the ones who hide their ugliness under the cover of privacy but are very judgemental and condemn other people's profile picture

3. The Immature ones
These are the ones who derive pleasure in displaying the greatest height of stupidity by raining curses and exchanging insults at any slight provocation

4. Thread Derailers
These are set of people who barely create threads because they have nothing to offer to the world but you see them condemning other people's thread.. You see them saying " this thread will never make front page", or " story for the gods"

5. Everywhere You Go
These are the set of people who desperately crave for attention, you meet them in every thread in Romance Session even when they seem not to have to have an idea of what the topic is all about, they just can't read without making comments, you see the in all thread, just name it. Even when it seems all hope is lost, they would comment, "ok" or any other mono syllabic words

6. Woman Wrappers
These are the ones who have little or no toasting ability and can't even walk up to a lady behind the internet but in Romance Session, all their fallacious wooing ability is exercised on a random lady

7. How Do I Look ?
These are the set of people who would upload their pictures and ask Nairalander to rate them. May God bless our MODS who are now doing a great job in deleting any " How do I look" thread

8. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly dudes. They are popularly known for violence, you see them fighting with both their fellow dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs

9. The Impersonators
These are dudes who operate female account just to get admiration. Most times, you see them creating RAW THREADS which is almost impossible for a lady to create, E. g How do I dump my bf ?, A dude using Range Rover Sport desperately wants to marry me, Should I accept ?

10 The Foreigners
These are the ones who have not never been to ordinary Ghana but they create account using New York, Manchester or Madrid as location just to make people treat them with respect.. You see some self acclaimed foreigners writing with a particular style even when it's so obvious they are ghetto boys striving for 1 square meal a day

Feel free to add yours
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:09am On Oct 24, 2014
tosyne2much:
1. The English Teachers
There are the people who take their time to examine and start picking holes in other people's grammatical blunders

2. The Pictureless Ones
These are the ones who hide their ugliness under the cover of privacy but are very judgemental and condemn other people's profile picture

3. The Immature ones
These are the ones who derive pleasure in displaying the greatest height of stupidity by raining curses and exchanging insults at any slight provocation

4. Thread Derailers
These are set of people who barely create threads because they have nothing to offer to the world but you see them condemning other people's thread.. You see them saying " this thread will never make front page", or " story for the gods"

5. Everywhere You Go
These are the set of people who desperately crave for attention, you meet them in every thread in Romance Session even when they seem not to have to have an idea of what the topic is all about, they just can't read without making comments, you see the in all thread, just name it. Even when it seems all hope is lost, they would comment, "ok" or any other mono syllabic words

6. Woman Wrappers
These are the ones who have little or no toasting ability and can't even walk up to a lady behind the internet but in Romance Session, all their fallacious wooing ability is exercised on a random lady

7. How Do I Look ?
These are the set of people who would upload their pictures and ask Nairalander to rate them. May God bless our MODS who are now doing a great job in deleting any " How do I look" thread

8. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly dudes. They are popularly known for violence, you see them fighting with both their fellow dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs

9. The Impersonators
These are dudes who operate female account just to get admiration. Most times, you see them creating RAW THREADS which is almost impossible for a lady to create, E. g How do I dump my bf ?, A dude using Range Rover Sport desperately wants to marry me, Should I accept ?

10 The Foreigners
These are the ones who have not never been to ordinary Ghana but they create account using New York, Manchester or Madrid as location just to make people treat them with respect.. You see some self acclaimed foreigners writing with a particular style even when it's so obvious they are ghetto boys striving for 1 square meal a day

Feel free to add yours
how will this make me rich?

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:10am On Oct 24, 2014
Ipledge:
You be number one space booker... grin
I hear but where is my secretary or can you just take his place ?
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:11am On Oct 24, 2014
jboy73:
how will this make me rich?
Huh.....must u quote the full write up?

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by urcutecrush(f): 12:13am On Oct 24, 2014
I am proudly number two.we facless,we lawless cheesy

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:14am On Oct 24, 2014
Kefetjey:
Huh.....must u quote the full write up?
hello pant? Who gave u the licence to quote me?

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:14am On Oct 24, 2014
denedene:
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hmm...just like my run-away secretary
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:15am On Oct 24, 2014
denedene:
.
hmm...just like my run-away secretary.....l guess u're my team member
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by tosyne2much(m): 12:15am On Oct 24, 2014
jboy73:
how will this make me rich?
can you see your life ? Must you ask kweshion that will show to the world how irrelevant you are ?Am I to make you rich ?.. You better start hustling and start doing something creative and stop thinking like my cousin in kindergarten

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by JiggamanGh: 12:15am On Oct 24, 2014
tosyne2much:
1. The English Teachers
There are the people who take their time to examine and start picking holes in other people's grammatical blunders

2. The Pictureless Ones
These are the ones who hide their ugliness under the cover of privacy but are very judgemental and condemn other people's profile picture

3. The Immature ones
These are the ones who derive pleasure in displaying the greatest height of stupidity by raining curses and exchanging insults at any slight provocation

4. Thread Derailers
These are set of people who barely create threads because they have nothing to offer to the world but you see them condemning other people's thread.. You see them saying " this thread will never make front page", or " story for the gods"

5. Everywhere You Go
These are the set of people who desperately crave for attention, you meet them in every thread in Romance Session even when they seem not to have to have an idea of what the topic is all about, they just can't read without making comments, you see the in all thread, just name it. Even when it seems all hope is lost, they would comment, "ok" or any other mono syllabic words

6. Woman Wrappers
These are the ones who have little or no toasting ability and can't even walk up to a lady behind the internet but in Romance Session, all their fallacious wooing ability is exercised on a random lady

7. How Do I Look ?
These are the set of people who would upload their pictures and ask Nairalander to rate them. May God bless our MODS who are now doing a great job in deleting any " How do I look" thread

8. Street Fighters
The street fighters are mostly dudes. They are popularly known for violence, you see them fighting with both their fellow dudes and ladies especially when other people's views is different from theirs

9. The Impersonators
These are dudes who operate female account just to get admiration. Most times, you see them creating RAW THREADS which is almost impossible for a lady to create, E. g How do I dump my bf ?, A dude using Range Rover Sport desperately wants to marry me, Should I accept ?

10 The Foreigners
These are the ones who have not never been to ordinary Ghana but they create account using New York, Manchester or Madrid as location just to make people treat them with respect.. You see some self acclaimed foreigners writing with a particular style even when it's so obvious they are ghetto boys striving for 1 square meal a day

Feel free to add yours

Please don't use Ghana as ordinary, Ghana is extraordinary.


Ps, u forgot the ones that falls for the sweet words of a guy they don't know. I know a girl who has been stalking me for days.

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Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Nobody: 12:17am On Oct 24, 2014
Kefetjey:
I hear but where is my secretary or can you just take his place ?
Since your secretary is not available,let me take the place
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by tosyne2much(m): 12:19am On Oct 24, 2014
JiggamanGh:


Please don't use Ghana as ordinary, Ghana is extraordinary.

**noted sir** so which place make I come use now ?
Re: 10 Types Of People In The Romance Section Of Nairaland by Afrok(m): 12:25am On Oct 24, 2014
Am happy I didn't comment before reading the passage tongue

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