I don't know of anyone mentioned it before. But I think it's his fault. He over stayed his first stay in Swiss. 5 months instead of 3 and probably even tried to get a job which violated the EU rules.

I potty him, but we should all be aware that these countries aren't like Nigeria, they keep records.

My humble opinion sha. And sadly, he might not be able to recover from this. I'd advice, rather than start being depressed, he should look at creating shopping carts in Nigeria, lots of malls are coming up, his experience can become useful.

You can start a sandwich business (Toast bread).

Get a fairly used, tested working, toast bread maker for 2k5
Buy 6 cans of sardine at N1,080 on Jumia, buy butter, sliced bread and pepper and a crate of eggs of about N2k.
Get a food flask bag (used) for 1.5k. Buy plastic take away bags and foil paper for less than 1k. Find a power source in your hostel and start to make your money.

Once you've made the toasts, walk round hostels or classrooms to sell between N100 - N150 depending on your school.

make sure you dress neat always, always smile when you approach students and make friends with them. Get enough N100 change from your remaining balance so you don't have students owing you.

Where possible, get numbers of students who have patronised you, send them a thank you sms and ask them to contact you whenever they need new orders. Create a time. to sell so it wont affect your own studies.

Start with your friends first, so you get honest feedback on the service quality and taste. In 1 week you should have doubled your investment.

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Why not send them an email?

It's would cost you less time to send their customer service an email or their twitter handle than ranting on NL and trying to make your bank look bad. #My2Cents

That's a turtle BTW. (not sure if any one has mentioned that in earlier posts)

I think our problem will be resolved the moment we realize Adam and Eve weren't the first beings. They were just the ones God decided to give dominion too.

Here's my take, God created the earth and heavens in 6 days. Including humans (or whatever species lived). My intuition says they were called serpents, as we remembered, of all the animals, the serpent was the most cunny.

Enjoying it!!!

In a well governed society, this woman should be preparing for a conjugal visit to her husband in jail. Asari is every now and then threatening the peace of the country and there she is preaching about some democrat who lacks the bite to even protect himself.

If an ex-military general will assure national security, so be it.

Madam, how many innocent lives as your husband taken? How many of our pipelines has he destroyed? How many families as he rendered homeless? Shall we continue this wayyyy?

I'm voting for change. Sai

I'd always thought it was simply Honor thy father and mother. Oh well, now I know better. Finally a reason to tell my dad a good piece of my mind.

@op. Since when has it been a crime to choose how you speak? You make it sound like it's a crime, punishable next to sodomy. What does having a Nigerian accent do to you? So long I can hear you i'm just as fine.

Why don't you wear Ankara every day because you choose to dress Nigerian?

A sublime header

Can't believe I've also joined the #FTC gang. {convering face}

The picture looks like it was gotten off Google though

Omg

Keshi bit the hands that fed him.

This is their own way of getting back at him for the show of shame after the AFCON. I.e he hasnt been paid since he won the competition.

Keshi should beg jare.. thats NGN35Million we're talking about here. Choi.
NFF wicked oh

Mine says

Number Plate has been produced by FRSC but yet to be assigned to any vehicle

Should i be worried?

It's on DSTV so what's the fuss?

Are we aware:

1. There is no competent machinery in place to track the performance of the mobile banking platforms, which will pop up irregularities and send these to customers once spotted .
2. There is no collective stakeholder ownership . Each stakeholder works independent of the other ( the Banks and Telco’s) hence information dissemination is paltry .
3. BroadBand – is not yet nationwide therefore transaction failures can happen on the platforms.

I do business with FCMB and I make bold to say, i've been very satisfied and proud to continue doing business with them.

Guys chill, its a choice. The bill states that every woman has the right to how she conceives. Im sure after this bill is passed. The Imo state Govt. will setup health care bill with shrinks and accredited agencies to carry this abortion.
I support it. you don't want to know how many young mothers from randy pedophiles are out there.

I almost hit someone at the same area 2 nights ago. Its was just God, cos i didn't see the young guy crossing. It was just in the second i decided to use my full light i saw something in black crossing, right under the pedestrian bridge , i was scared to the spine. I Hit the breaks to a loud screech..

Its risky for motorist to drive slowly at that road as robbery incidents happen there alot. I've heard cases of ppl whose windscreens where smashed with stones or raw eggs. Gosh, who knows, i just might have been the second hit and run, or probably in jail for someone.

Thank you baba God!!

As overzealous as usual, inviting 42 players to camp to play malawi. Its just ludicrous, when he knows he will only use the foreign pros and his two minions Mba and Oboabona. It's acts like this that makes me judge the credibility of Keshi's so called tactical prowess.

Just stick to your 23 man team, invite a few 3 - 5 new players to fill weak spaces and thats it. Its about time we knew our Super Eagles team, and lets forget this so called home based players crap, we all know its an impossible dream, where is gambo mohammed and the other lame players you went to confed cup with?

I'm very interested. I'm calm you in the morning. Where is the inspection location?

Hey dude. Don't go do something ud regret. And stop crying. It's a sign of weakness. Just tell things straight. It's ur fault she cheated. Why? Women are like sheep, husbands the shepard, u lead they follow, the moment u knew she went to Z's room, u shulda warned her sternly. One day I got home and met my wife and a single neighbour talking in the car lot, I drove it, greeted the dude, hugged my wife and we both went upstairs, I asked her an hour later what she was doing talking to him all alone, she she said nothing he was asking her questions bla bla bla, I made it clear and precise, that should be the last time il see both of u talking alone, shikena, yur woman needs to have confidence in ur words and actions tht ud lead her right when she's going wrong. Like her father would. The moment u begin to pamper and trust her to make decisions like this oon her own, it's like saying u don't care. But to u, it's cos u trust her, u don't trust a baby with lighted candles. It's not all bad. Since u love her so much, just help her stop and shed remain honest to you. And dude. Get her pregnant, call her more, show her plenty love, bring out the wild tiger in her, bang her hard, pamper her soft. Go on dates and ud be fine. Also never shy to tell her how fine she is.

Someone pls slap this op, dude take offence, ur just plain stupid. Now I see why ur wife cheats on u to ur face. U lack some self esteem. U love ur wife so much and that's what's gotten u into this mess. Ur wife needs a man not a cry baby. Go watch temptations by Tyler perry, ud know exactly where uv gotten it wrong. I can't say my wife isn't, can't or won't cheat, but she dare not play such pranks on me.

Dude, learn to differentiate emotions from common sense, and the part that hurts me the more, is that she's told all these men you are weak. U need to be the leader of the park. I bet she dared her colleague he couldn't tell u he shaged her on one of their get aways or the dude got jealous when he found out she's done another guy and decided to get at her. Uv married another person's woman bro. Sorry I called u stupid sha. Pele

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I saw oliseh's comment after the Spain match and it was directed largely at the league managers and not the coach. As much as ppl think keshi is good, I think he isn't. At afcon his tactics were poor and we struggled in the stage games. Against civ, we were underdogs and that made our players up their energy level, and since then keshi has adopted this energy football. Charge and follow! That's why our players burn out so easily. They spend so much energy charging at opponents and fail to build up a decent pas that leads to goals. The only time we did at the comfed was when mikel scored. We conceded 5 goals and scored only one (please Tahiti shouldn't count ). Ideye, akpala, ujah and miss are all good strikers, it takes a great manager to bring out the killer instinct in them. Keshi was a defender, how will he know what to tell our attackers? Why i love Siasia is that he fields players that fit into his style. Keshi keeps saying our team is young, yet he is the same person who keeps changing at will. What happened to obiora nwankwo, Reuben Gabriel, and all the guys who went for afcon? Why is our afcon winning team unable to beat Rwanda, Kenya and co just few months after winning afcon? Simply put, the success factor that was around th team at the afcon knock out stages are no longer there. The NFf, Amodu, kanu, jayjay and many sport analyst were all in camp to motivate the players. Keshi and amokachi know the politics they played to get Siasia out. Using the same super sport. Karma is about to tell on them.

naijaboyof4life:

For the milionth time that I will say this, Moses was injured, emenike was injured, onazi was injured, how do you expect us to win when key players are missing. remove 3 key players from spain and see what till happened or yeah we saw what happened in the confed final.... they lost. Some key players were missing. Look at barcelona game v bayern messi was injured and that affected barcelona's game. It is just the strikers that need change butonce again moses and emenike were injured? Sometimes I wonder foolishness is not running at the top, like leader like follower, clueless.

So it takes 8 home based players to replace 3 injured foreign pros..hmmmm never knew, thanks for this outta the world clarity.

How was Siasia sturborn? If at all, we didn't qualify because he listened. We all screamed he should forgive osaze, he did and boom. His job went outta the window. Mikel became famous under Siasia. Next only to messi. Now keshi is bowing to pressure and about to call osaze. Boom!!!

How many local lads did keshi win the afcon with biko. This is getting so irritating... We only saw Mba and Oboabona, and I stand to be corrected, those guys only played well in the midst of the pros. As much as we like to enjoy our afcon victory, we should not forget how shambolic we played in the group stages. As a mater of known fact, the FA took over governing from keshi during the next round, threw the camp opened to lots of people, Kanu, jayjay, amodu , even aki and pawpaw (lolz). But my point is, there was a disbelieve in keshi, which sprung his resignation immediately after afcon.

Back to the argument on keshi's prowess. If we're going to argue the westerhof's 4yrs, why didnt we simply leave siasia, why should keshi get the grace time and not siasia? After all siasia did not loose any match (even to argentina over two legs 5-4). Keshi has lost how many now? 1,2,3,4,5,6... Keshi started the worldcup qualifying rounds and now is struggling to qualify, having to score late goals over teams he should have buried. Next thing i will here is, "no more minnows in football" Thank goodness we have met tahiti. SUnda Mba keeps making this team, even when its obvious he's out of form.

Keshi to me flopped when he decided to desove the team that rightfully won the confed cup ticket and decided to go with some much of know names, all in the name of exposure. Do you know there are more chances of killing those lads ego that giving them experience. Now Ideye is facing slanders from Nigerians, same and gambo and the lots. he should have just gone with 2 or 3 max 4.
When he knows there a chan right after confed, there the home-lads can get the experience.

Gambo to Xavi or torress or Neima.. Lets forget exposure, do we know football is a business? how can we get quality friendly matches with big footballing countries if this is what we can showcase?

Dear Keshi, energy is not all that plays football, yes ur players can run, do they have the brain to know what to do after running. Keshi went with players that scored just 1 goal and conceded 5, a continents champion, ahead of countries with players like drogba, yaya, keita, eto, the pele brothers, its a shame on the whole continent, that a team like ours beat CIV, Mali and Ghana to the afcon tittle.

Im just simply pissed. All these years, our local lads still play kick and follow, even ahmed musa is still to polish that. A good coach should search out mercurial players.
Siasia, introduced us to the likes of MIkel, Ogbuke, Nsofor, Anichebe, Emenike, Moses (yes siasia did), Odion Ighalo, Oduamadi (yes siasia did, he allowed eguavon use him for olympic qualifiers), obiora nwankwo, joel obi, Nosa Ighebor etc.

Keshi is trying hard to do the same, but sunday mba isnt that gifted. Just and average player (abi why e never enter europe?). I might sound so pro-siasia, yes we didnt qualify for afcon 2012, but the fault was largely the FA and the Media team for passing wrong info on the amount of goals needed, same this affected SA.

Naso he go carry dem yakubu, etuhu, keita come, just to kiss ass. When dey failed him, he dumped them for local lads, now where is the vision.?

PS, pardon my typos, was too in a hurry to lashout my venom.

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Not more than 30yrs old.

Should reside in Lagos or at least can access VI everyday.

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Thank you

My baby is the cutest she's 3 yrs old..

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