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Congratulations Asisat, we love to see it.

Our society is to be blamed for this, where on Earth did people get this "s/he doesn't eat well and that's why s/he is slim".. Please tell her that she's absolutely adorable the way she is... Yes they're chubby and all that but can they articulate things, are they smart, do they assimilate orrr they only know how to look down on other people, jeer at them and make them feel less... No be by fat jare, they're just spoilt brats..

Sending my love to your daughter.. 'Hey princess, keep doing amazing, don't let 'em dull your shine okay.. Keep your head up high, the sky is only but your stepping stone, they've got nothing on you!'

Groundnut don cost oo.. 10naira own naim dem dey sell 80naira now if e neva reach 100naira sef.

Force me ke?!

SportsHD:
Who goes there, who be, whu dey kap?

If it's not my gees, I'll change accent and be like, I'm sorry, how are you doing?

How you go from "who goes there, whu dey kap..." to "I'm sorry, how're you doing?".. That "I'm sorry" gangan jus mek me burst laff

Jamahyel:
i saw a friend request on Facebook from one fine girl i didn't Know. We started chatting and she was giving me all the attention u can think of. I was so proud i had to show the girl to my roommate,it was just both of us in the room,his bed facing mine across the other side. But funny never spoke on phone with the girl we only chatted on Facebook for close to a month, and she claimed she was coming to see me along the line from lag, mind you i was in kwara then. I told my roommate and he was always there the entire time but i didnt notice cos i was love struck by this mystery girl. He always suggested what i should do to the girl, like send her transport and the one he pondered upon was i should buy her a phone then blackberry Q10 so he could help me deliver to her when he goes to lag cos he stays in lag but i declined.i could see disappoint in his eyes but i couldn't fathom still yet. I almost bought that phone, but thank God i didn't. He was the girl i was chatting with all that while.

I'm sorry but this really cracked me up wetin ah go do dah roommate ehn we must fight se cos wtf is this nobody go fit settle am.

Lol this OP dey mek me laff.. Tell "your friend" to take you to those men of God, then you can ask them one by one "haba why the stern warning oo?" Problem solved, you're welcome.

Favfables:
Thank you for your input ma'am...
You said it's awk to help out, but is it also awk of he doesn't want to help out??

And I think it's the entitlement mentality that's even aggraviating the whole issue...

Exactly, the entitlement mentality on the part of the wife.. This is something that they could've really talked about, maybe the man wouldn't feel the way he does now and they would've "met halfway".. Back to your question, not okay in this case cos he knew the situation of things with them before marrying their first child & daughter, whom they'll always turn to in their time of need, he should be in a position to help out in love any way he can.. I really hope they get to resolve things amicably.

Yea just like reading at night as opposed to reading during the day, it works for some and it doesn't work for others.. Know what works for you, makes it a lil bit easier.

I concur with thorpido.. It's not mandatory but he can help out if he can.. Yhh I know that it's one thing to want to help out and then for people to feel entitled to it but with the way they're going about it, sorry to say this their relationship will outrightly fall apart.

Hahahaha your friend whose mum signalled for him to be captured by his elder brother was it for me

Only you headmaster, subject teacher, exam officer, principal and you work 7-7 Mondays-Saturdays and also on Sundays, how do you even live through that without breaking down? All these for a meagre salary that can barely feed you.. Please apply for jobs and go for interviews, that's not selfish at all but just you looking out for yourself.

Lmaoooo

misterme:
Why?

Co-ask

People cook stews with nutmeg, also seen people cook jollof rice with nutmeg(just before adding bayleaf to the fried stew base), gives it this aroma, not sure it's the roasted ground ehuru kind though.. I know you want to go all out for your native jollof but ehuru may alter the taste, could be in a way you'll like it so maybe try it out orrr keep it simple with your palm oil, onions, fresh/dried pepper, ground crayfish, smoked fish & any other proteins you'll love to add, scent leaves, salt and then bullion cubes if you like.

Connect with other students in your school who are facing same issue.. Y'all may have to delegate 2 or 3 persons to go to the JAMB office in the state to find solutions.

I can't fit talk am finish.. If only her glare could kill, I for don die teytey

That is actually very rude of people to ask such and I've come to know that it's not just the male folks that do it..

First of, it doesn't deserve any answer(from me) cos I'm not sure how the information will affect the interrogator in any way.. If at all I were to give an answer and same time being civil while at it, why on earth will I care if you'd believe me or not? It changes nothing so by all means, believe whatever you want.. I go even tell you dah thing wey I know sey you wan hear infact add jara and fisi just to pull your strings, abi na mek we dey whine ourselves dey go laslas na you go tire and everybody go dey alright

You were shocked? lol why.. You were really having unprotected sex morning, afternoon and night, enjoying every bit of it but didn't remember you can't cater for a baby and that you're still a student.. Congratulations oo.

udede:
Rat don chop some of your TV wire

Lmaoooo why are you like this

Healthconcrn:
I just taking some dose by chemist people for now

Desist from doing that, please endeavor to get proper treatment.

Ekejoestar:
Am really scared and afraid of disappointing myself, that's why I said what I said, I really need someone to talk to, many things left unsaid, suppressed inside.

Perhaps mindlog could help, not sure he's on here ever so often.. Maybe send a mail.

If I type wetin dey my mind eh, dah man need better mending sha.. I really pray you find a better job soon.

Belafonte:
I think the couple deserve what the photographer did

See pictures below for full story

They really weren't nice at all so their loss.

Nothing but a big shame smh

You both waited for 2½ whole yearss, nahh it shouldn't be so.. It hurts now I'm sorry but it will hurt even more in the future.

Lmfaooo no be small thing my sister.. Wetin pesin dey think for head big pass pesin jare.

I dunno maybe I'll go for Abj.. Lagos is just so stressful, haven't made up my mind about PH.

Iambro:
pls is abc a name for a drug?

Lol I'm not sure about that but good luck all the same.

To confirm your suspicions, you can throw the question back to him.. I'm sure you'll get more clarity.

Never give what you can't afford to lose, learnt the hard way.. Humans are incredible beings.