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Lmfaoooooo it's the "male ekuke don't mate once and he was with her all night" for me sorry brah

queentener:
I went to the Nirsal branch in my area to ask if there is still hope for the covid-19 loan, I was told to open an account with them as it helps, I have opened the account. Please what else can I do to get the loan.

To be frank with you, the officials are all in on this and they're are in the best position to help with facilitating the loan. Opening an account with them is one step forward, you'll need to "talk terms" with someone on the inside to get your loan. It's all about connection now

Dontp2015:
Good morning everyone, happy new month to you all. Please i have something that has been bothering me overtime now and i want you all to support me with a clue. I dropped out of school 2006 while preparing for my waec because of lack of money. And now i am planning on going back to school because i now work as an electrical tech in an industrial firm and i am very good at what i do.
I was planning after my waec i would buy a form from poly to either study elect elect. My question goes like this, Do you think that after 15years without anything to do with school or book, can i make my waec, okay if i find a way, can i still be active to study elect or i should look for other simple course?

Please no insult i am just looking for your support morally.
God bless you

Like the commenter above me, I also think you'll do great especially as you already have hands-on practical experience. It won't be sooo difficult for you to grasp whatever you'll be taught by your lecturers so I'd say by all means go for it. For your waec, you'll definitely need to go over the curriculum, try to be up-to-date, be familiar with the formulas and if possible get a tutor to help you with that. Best of luck in all your endeavors.

Teeminjin:
Hello everyone,

I just registered for hematology for post graduate studies. Am i supposed to submit my application form to the school or the department? Please i would appreciate swift responses.

If you've submitted your application form online, that's alright. Hope your exam preparation is in full gear, best of luck in your exam.

Birthday blessings, Folarin.

Tragic.. May God comfort and strengthen her loved ones.

Careartrust:
I was at both LUTH and LASU today but no one to attend to me due to the public holiday

Check back at any of the teaching hospitals later today, hopefully you'll get help..

For next time, get you and your partner tested BEFORE diving skin-to-skin(not after) to avoid stories that touch.

Ademat7:
Package yourself and approach schools

Right on point there, these are some of their extracurricular activities.

Gynn:
Thank you

You're right, consistency is key.

However, its not really that hard to maintain consistency if you start small.

Even if it is 3 mins of walking round your room or jogging in place, just commit to do it regularly

With time you will get used to it and even become addicted to it.

Like me, I am slowly becoming addicted to ticking off my exercise paper.

I even added one more tick to it today.

Just start small. No matter how small. Even if it is literally 3 mins daily walk.

Trust me consistency won't be hard at all.

I just get so lazy *facepalm* but then I love the walking part maybe cos my legs are so flexible.. I think I'll try to do that more often, thanks

heendrix:
She'll be very wicked I can see it in her eyes. ensure you beat her often for no reasons. thank me later

She should beat her often for no reason haba na you wicked pass oo

Belated happy birthday dear, you'll live to manifest God's glory.

Gynn:
Exercise is something that we should do everyday.

It makes us healthy and it makes us look good

I used to exercise at least 30 mins each day at some point.

And damn, I looked really athletic and felt really good.

But until recently, exercising is off and on for me.

I still look athletic though. But not Cristiano Ronaldo athletic like I was before

I now have a small paper pasted on my door. I tick each day I exercise.

And I have exercised for 8 straight days before going to work - as you can see in the picture.

The truth is, I feel more energetic, healthier and more confident since I started

I have committed to exercising everyday for the next 81 days and beyond.

If you are reading this, you should too.

Your future self and unborn generation will thank you for it.

I must commend you, good luck keeping up.. Consistency is very key but it's really hard ngl.

Wahaleaux

Congratulations Asisat, we love to see it.

Our society is to be blamed for this, where on Earth did people get this "s/he doesn't eat well and that's why s/he is slim".. Please tell her that she's absolutely adorable the way she is... Yes they're chubby and all that but can they articulate things, are they smart, do they assimilate orrr they only know how to look down on other people, jeer at them and make them feel less... No be by fat jare, they're just spoilt brats..

Sending my love to your daughter.. 'Hey princess, keep doing amazing, don't let 'em dull your shine okay.. Keep your head up high, the sky is only but your stepping stone, they've got nothing on you!'

Groundnut don cost oo.. 10naira own naim dem dey sell 80naira now if e neva reach 100naira sef.

Force me ke?!

SportsHD:
Who goes there, who be, whu dey kap?

If it's not my gees, I'll change accent and be like, I'm sorry, how are you doing?

How you go from "who goes there, whu dey kap..." to "I'm sorry, how're you doing?".. That "I'm sorry" gangan jus mek me burst laff

Jamahyel:
i saw a friend request on Facebook from one fine girl i didn't Know. We started chatting and she was giving me all the attention u can think of. I was so proud i had to show the girl to my roommate,it was just both of us in the room,his bed facing mine across the other side. But funny never spoke on phone with the girl we only chatted on Facebook for close to a month, and she claimed she was coming to see me along the line from lag, mind you i was in kwara then. I told my roommate and he was always there the entire time but i didnt notice cos i was love struck by this mystery girl. He always suggested what i should do to the girl, like send her transport and the one he pondered upon was i should buy her a phone then blackberry Q10 so he could help me deliver to her when he goes to lag cos he stays in lag but i declined.i could see disappoint in his eyes but i couldn't fathom still yet. I almost bought that phone, but thank God i didn't. He was the girl i was chatting with all that while.

I'm sorry but this really cracked me up wetin ah go do dah roommate ehn we must fight se cos wtf is this nobody go fit settle am.

Lol this OP dey mek me laff.. Tell "your friend" to take you to those men of God, then you can ask them one by one "haba why the stern warning oo?" Problem solved, you're welcome.

Favfables:
Thank you for your input ma'am...
You said it's awk to help out, but is it also awk of he doesn't want to help out??

And I think it's the entitlement mentality that's even aggraviating the whole issue...

Exactly, the entitlement mentality on the part of the wife.. This is something that they could've really talked about, maybe the man wouldn't feel the way he does now and they would've "met halfway".. Back to your question, not okay in this case cos he knew the situation of things with them before marrying their first child & daughter, whom they'll always turn to in their time of need, he should be in a position to help out in love any way he can.. I really hope they get to resolve things amicably.

Yea just like reading at night as opposed to reading during the day, it works for some and it doesn't work for others.. Know what works for you, makes it a lil bit easier.

I concur with thorpido.. It's not mandatory but he can help out if he can.. Yhh I know that it's one thing to want to help out and then for people to feel entitled to it but with the way they're going about it, sorry to say this their relationship will outrightly fall apart.

Hahahaha your friend whose mum signalled for him to be captured by his elder brother was it for me

Only you headmaster, subject teacher, exam officer, principal and you work 7-7 Mondays-Saturdays and also on Sundays, how do you even live through that without breaking down? All these for a meagre salary that can barely feed you.. Please apply for jobs and go for interviews, that's not selfish at all but just you looking out for yourself.

Lmaoooo

misterme:
Why?

Co-ask

People cook stews with nutmeg, also seen people cook jollof rice with nutmeg(just before adding bayleaf to the fried stew base), gives it this aroma, not sure it's the roasted ground ehuru kind though.. I know you want to go all out for your native jollof but ehuru may alter the taste, could be in a way you'll like it so maybe try it out orrr keep it simple with your palm oil, onions, fresh/dried pepper, ground crayfish, smoked fish & any other proteins you'll love to add, scent leaves, salt and then bullion cubes if you like.

Connect with other students in your school who are facing same issue.. Y'all may have to delegate 2 or 3 persons to go to the JAMB office in the state to find solutions.

I can't fit talk am finish.. If only her glare could kill, I for don die teytey

That is actually very rude of people to ask such and I've come to know that it's not just the male folks that do it..

First of, it doesn't deserve any answer(from me) cos I'm not sure how the information will affect the interrogator in any way.. If at all I were to give an answer and same time being civil while at it, why on earth will I care if you'd believe me or not? It changes nothing so by all means, believe whatever you want.. I go even tell you dah thing wey I know sey you wan hear infact add jara and fisi just to pull your strings, abi na mek we dey whine ourselves dey go laslas na you go tire and everybody go dey alright

You were shocked? lol why.. You were really having unprotected sex morning, afternoon and night, enjoying every bit of it but didn't remember you can't cater for a baby and that you're still a student.. Congratulations oo.

udede:
Rat don chop some of your TV wire

Lmaoooo why are you like this