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I'm naturally romantic but for a very good reason, naija chicks don't need mr romantic so, I blew that part of me sky high.

kitty kat: A nice romantic sms fisrt thing in d morning and last at nite.

A call during lunch hour abt how much I mean to u.

Sitting at d beach in d evening my head on ur shoulder and u telling stories(meaningful or not)

Cooking for me or with me

Cleaning d house together

Shopping together

Dancing at home to our own music

Creating ur own oriGinal special pet names for me.

huh? *eyes pops out of sockets like daffy duck*

MLS12: I saved ur mail on my notepad,he is in abj dnt want 2 discuss over d fone or BB.I will def keep u in touch

Thank you and may God bless you for the kind gesture. Such blessing will extend to your children as they shall find favour in un-expected places.

You make me laugh with the way you describe kasuwa and co.

If you have the money, I advice you to do something similar, because 5-10 years down the line, this ones will be playing god too. It is first come first serve. Those who got in early dominate for a long time. Look at indomie,complete sport, wakanow,nairaland, just name it

Brand_new: Trust me Google is taking over everything.

Yeah... I know. I am a hard core self made IM'er. They want to be god online. If my Naija programmers are smart, they would integrate internet marketing solution provider into their system.

There was a competition some Naija programmers went for and one the organisers said Naija programmers lack marketing skills and it is true.

Loving this! It's to create something for a big buy!

MsDarkSkin: smh @ title.

I think it's best that ladies don't comment on this thread. They will not agree to it but are guilty of the act. Mstchw

MLS12: Pls ignore dis dry crayfish woman,I knw her so well from home,she has lost her joy,nothin good happening around her order dan reading her TRILOGY text.

MLS12, I have been trying to reach you from the carear section where you commented on my thread. Did you still talk to your hubby about me? Pls, let me know.

Ye ye ye o o o.... My ribs they pain me from laugh. Ah . C motor. Accident?

Nairaland, u c wetin una cos?

Michky: As a matter of fact, you just disclosed my 'plan b'. I have two questions though: 1) when some1 pays for me via paypal, wouldnt i be oblidged to return to you if i need to renew? Plus will it say that am the owner even if some1 else paid for me. 2) is the 200 naira negotiable? Thanks aswell for taking time to point me in the right direction.

if someone register anything for you online, you will have to return to them for renewal.

Michky: Very noted. I cant thank you enough bro. But did you intentionally exclude drivers licence? Because I noticed that you dint mention it. Besides, will they accept the old (unexpired) driver's licence? I know i could just walk into any uba branch and make enquiry but i guess its better to go there all prepared than back & fort, if you know what i mean. Thanks again.

I gave you according to my experience. I don't know if they will accept a driver's license. Try it.

dukellan: oh, I thought you were referring to the former. Such software would be nice, I suppose.

I am glad you now understand me. O boy the software cost o o o. Anyway, I will make it available to interested parties at a cheaper price. By ending of August.

dukellan: Manual is always better. There is no software that can produce articles of the same quality as a good writer. You may opt for software if quantity is more important to you than quality.

I don't mean scrapping articles and re-writting them. You will be the one that will still do the writing but in the form of audio to text. You talk, while the software write it for you and you simply edit thereafter. This has been proving to be 10 times faster.

If you had a software that could make your article writing 90% easier, will you buy it? Do you prefer the use the usual manual typing?

akinwun: Can one buy a domain online with africard

yes you can. Goto www.namecheap.com or goddady.com. It is accepted there. If you want to host it, goto www.hostgator.com because it is accepted there.

12 inches!:
Mr true control Op. I have come here jst to pay my gratitude, U're jst a genius Nigeria's D̶̲̥̅̊'angelo, My ex gf came to my house, Not only did I sleep with her, I gave her jst 5h as t fare bck, Someone dt will av complained b4, And thnk God I av koboko control, I wacked her well, She called me 14 times as missed call and I didn't pick, When I eventually picked she was so goody goody on the fun, She was damn scared that I didn't want to talk to her, I had to calm her down, This is a girl that alredi has a fiance oooo, Infact Op u're too much, I remain loyal sir, I wish we could make this a guys only section, Make babes no dey know this MAGIC

Bro, it's a psychological thing. Mind game.

One girl I used to call often and I think I bought her stuff on two occassion and she start acting funny. Omo, I just kept my distance and stopped calling her. After a while, na she begin call me o after series of "flash" and after about 3 months,asking me when am I coming back blah blah. I called her once and after 3 months, I didn't call her again. And she started calling and saying I don't don't call, I saw her "flashes," I didn't call blah blah blah.

Guys, giving a lady too much attention is wrong IMO.

tai2: Dummies not really, just that all women like mind games. The moment you show them don't have time for that bull they turn right round, if they don't, then this brother bounces. Life's too short for drama.Why bother when you can get drama-free elsewhere? You dig?

Tai2, abeg leave Mrs. Chima. Every lady that has seen this thread always frown at it but psychologically this works. Or may be they do not understand the concept of your article.

TAI2 is not saying a guy should carry cain and start beating his woman, he is not saying a woman should be turned into a slave but a man should act maturedly and be good at handling his own emotions. Too much of anything is bad... And truely, it is. The girl I used to call severally back in 2008/2009 complained that I do not call or text her often anymore. You see? But here is someone I used to call almost everyday, gave her money and never had sex with because thats not why I was into the relationship.

I had been with her for almost a year before she got admission and all of a sudden, she had intimacy with a guy at school. She did a lot of terrible things to that when I summed up everything, the pointers indicated that she does not love me and so I moved on.

By 2011-2012 she started begging me and wanting to come back but I couldn't take her back. Initially, I thought of just using and dumping her as a way to pay her back but I felt it's best I don't even dare it. I called her and told her that I can't marry her(I know it's the main reason for coming back) and I also told her that the least that could happen if I go with it is intimacy and nothing because I don't have any plan for her. But I don't have an evil mind and don't want to hurt her that's why I had to let her know. Many guys would have jumped in bed with her but not me. I can't even live with the thought of her sleeping with another guy while we dated and others whom I may not know.

Till date, her action changed the way I view Nigerian ladies. Not all ladies are like that and I agree but this has created an auto-perception in me.

I also had an experience with two other girls after her and I tell you, acting nice was a wrong thing to do.

You should go and get UBA Africard. Apply for personalised card. Goto the bank with National ID card or a passport. With two passport photograph. They will ask you to come back after a week. On the said week fund your card and ask them to give you a print out for the fund. You will need it to verify that you own the card at hostgator.
Go over to hostgator and place your order. Or call me and let me explain better. That will be much effective.

ONLINEbizDON4U: You are right but I got mine far back 2009 with limeexchange and I activated it but it is more easier to fund for the 1st time now.Just get an expert to work for you on the site that you used to apply for the card.
Simple and I recommend payoneer mastercard also because I know that in a matter of time,UBA Africard will not be accepted by some sites again but payoneer have been working for long and still working.

Thanks...

I also know that the limeexchange no longer work as a means of receiving the card.
The premise that UBA Africard will not be acceptable soon isn't constructive. What evidence do you have to back up your claims? Don't use GTB as a yardstick my friend. I never liked the GTB Naira card from day one. I have one but never used it online. But when I got the news about africard, I loved it.

CrazyMan: 've come across hundreds of his pictures in fiction and in reality and have come to a conclusion.

Thus Seun is indeed handsome.

Yup... He truely is. I 'Liked' your post.

Michky: Thanks a trillion in a billion places. But WAM, here is another (my last) question to you for now: do i just sign up with elance and the rest to automatically get a visa card or will i have to do any specific activity first. Just asking

legalwealth, always keep it simple. My friend just get on with the UBA Africard. It is accepted on godaddy,namecheap.com and hostgator.com don't worry yourself with the card issued by elance or any other kind of website for that matter because you wont be able to fund it except you first make money into it via the website that sent you the card(e.g elance in this case). That is their mode of activation. And the name of the card is payoneer mastercard. I was among the first set of people who got the card back in 2008, November. But I couldn't use it due to my inability to fund and it expired. Anymore question?

honeypie311: . C'mon Garbiel, she havent said anytin bad. She only said she thinks Seun is a short guy, she did not see it as a flaw on him so dont be hard on women here.

FYI, Seun is not short. Take a look at my profile pic and I bet she will say the same that I am short but in reality she may be just as tall as my waist.

Michky: Please kindly suggest a few alternatives. Thanks

2checkout.com, plimus.com(buy they have changed their name), alertpay.com. The only thing is that these ones are not widely used like paypal but if your aim is to sell ebooks, this ones can do it for you. If you write articles and wish to be paid, just tell your client how you wish to be paid and they will obey. The only problem is that you can't use them to buy stuff online like you would with paypal other that, you will do fine by receiving payment with them and have your check sent to you.

logica: The funny thing is, I noticed that even Americans (confirm on facebook, blackplanet, etc) usually write "I would of" rather than "I would have". They can't tell the difference between "of" and "have".

and sometime use "then" in place of "than" and "there" in place of "their"

fxtopedia: If Oyedepo policy is that he does not want a muslim in his University, why castigating him?
Do you know the mission of the guy? Have you all forgot Ab-Mutallab? Have you forgot Bin Laden?
Kindly respect his POLICY and stop ranting!

On relation issue, I think WE should STOP prying into people's privacy. Some of you typing are
doing worse than that, you only have secret because you are not a public figure, and don't forget
our brother in the press want to sell at cost.

PS: I am not Oyedepo's apologist, I just don;t subscribe to BLIND criticism!

you are a full blown viral e.diot

Billyonaire: Let her convert to Christianity, Jor.....is Islam a good thing ?

should she be forced into it? I hate it when people use force to do anything.

Even if the sister is a muslim, that does not stop him from helping her.

Take a look at the life Jesus. Read from through the new testament and you will see it. Even on the last day, He still prayed for those that crucified Him,saying Father forgive them for they know not what they do. That is love. He knew Judas would betray Him but ate with him and lived with him.

Someone said we shouldn't judge and I know it is written in bible but I bet the same person would open his mouth to curse Nigerian politician for their misconduct that has ruined the whole nation. Why didn't Oyedepo leave the woman to her creator or don't you see that Oyedepo's action on this woman is a clear judgement on her? Okay he can judge a fellow human and shouldn't be judge likewise?

In heaven, nothing is as powerful as love. This world was made out of God's love. We are still in existing because of God's love.

Jesus said for a man to make it to heaven, he must first be like a child. Why? Take a look at a child and how they handle relationship with adult, watch the kind of love the exhibit, they are pure and simple. A child i never knew ran up to me a gave a welcome hug. Oh, how lovely. At that instance, I remembered the words of Jesus. Study Jesus and you will see that there is no wisdom in this act of Oyedepo.

A lot of people will not make it to heaven, they support MOG without biblical fact but on that day the Lord shall unto them "... Depart from me, I know you not"

Mighty Sparrow: What is in power? These northern elements are lazy and their only industry is government. It is just recently I began to see able bodied hausa - fulani doing 'going' or 'okada' they sell carrots, kolanut, tea, suya, etc. I have not seen (I might be wrong) a carpenter or mechanic, mason etc among them. Are they not lazy? Even in about thirty out of fifty years after independence they rule, they only steal money to enrich their privileged few. Their youths are deceived about western education while their emirs and political class send their children to most expensive schools home and abroad.
Their community is filled with filth, human dregs and squalor.
It does not matter GEJ with all his mistakes should continue or look for a sensible 'middle belt' -definitely not of this extraction or ideology-
Candidate to hand over power to. This so called northerners cannot lead us anywhere, they are senseless, and barbaric. Their communities in this age are poorest in nigeria. Imagine people that cannot give names and address numbers to their streets. No matter how many bombs they throw under whatever guises to hell with cheats.
Period.

Hausas are hardworking. Their problem is education. The three northerners that lectured me are the best I can think of in my school in terms of how they relate with students.