₦airaland Forum

a1solution: Before u approach a lady raise ur manhood up fly your shirt and use ur belt to hold it.

Bigcake: Look for rubberband and tie d 'Damn Ting' to ur lap. (2) U have to decide who rules n controls d body, either u or d Ogar below d belt. (3) wenever u want to talk to a girl, put ur right hand inside ur trousier pocket and re-channel d 'Damn Ting' into a direction dat will not be obvious for d girl to see it strength.

Lilimax: Shatttaap! Keep your crappy seeded brown wholemeal bread to yourself. We are eating Agege Bread and we are still living.

how old were you when IBB and Abacha ruled

Actionleap: Do you know that the best brains were running the economy for Sani Abacha when all the Western powers turned their back on Abacha? Prof. Sam Aluko was the brain behind the strong economy we had then. The dollar was N22 to $1! How did we get to this sorry state just between 1999 and 2010, the Naira exchanges for the dollar at 160 to 1! Shame on all the successive govt and their western world collaborators (IMF, World Bank, etc)

babseg: If this doesn't make fp, i will have to believe that there is something going on btw Seun and Tonto Dikeh

The study involved 330 females between the ages 18 and 35, out of which 50 were asked to not wear bras. They all volunteered to have their anatomies measured and examined for any changes to orientation using a slide rule and caliper

The study incited an international debate when a French professor performed a 15-year research on the evolution of the bra-less bosom.

Jean-Denis Rouillon, a professor at University of Besançon in France, authored a study stating that women are better off not wearing bras. They are scientifically unnecessary, and, in fact, could be hazardous to bosom health, leading to sagging bosoms and increased back pain.

Sincere 9gerian: The 2012 target could not be met. Simple. There's no need to foam at the mouth over this issue.

I dont even believe in speculating over dates on the issue of stable power supply. There'r several variables one may not be incomplete control of. What is important is to pursue the power road map to logical conclusion and Nigerians will surely see incremental improvement in power supply. The president used to share this opinion but I was surprised when he recently promised stable power by mid-2014. I think the president should stick to his principle of not speculating on dates.

Meanwhile, tremendous progress has been made in implementing the power road map. The govt should just remain focused.

White British children are being outperformed at school by a wide range of ethnic minority groups, including Chinese, Sri Lankan and Nigerian youngsters, a leading think-tank has revealed.

Figures obtained under the Freedom of Information act by the Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR) show the percentage of children classed as white British or English gaining five A* to C grades at GCSE is below the national average.

Some nine minority groups of children are above the average, including Vietnamese, Indian, Ghanaian, Bangladeshi and Sierra Leone, the local authority data reveals.

But the report adds that some groups, such as Portuguese, Congolese and Yemeni students, are under-achieving.

Since 1960, over $600 billion in oil revenues has flowed into Nigeria’s coffers; it represents an opportunity unavailable to much of the developing world. These petrodollars could have been spent pro­duc­tively, could have transformed agriculture, laid the foundation for an effective public education system, pro­vided much-needed infrastructure. Yet, according to the World Bank, of that $600 billion, $300 billion has simply disappeared into overseas bank accounts through theft and corruption.

Feb 26 (Reuters) - Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan approved on Tuesday a 4.99 trillion naira ($31.63 billion) budget passed by parliament, the presidency said, ending two months of dispute over the spending plans.

The United States of America may cut aid to Nigeria following the presidential pardon granted a former governor of Bayelsa State, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha and seven others.

Nigeria is one of the biggest recipients of US aid in Africa. Last year the US gave Nigeria about $226m in development aid and is expected to spend $600m this year.

Alamieyeseigha was found guilty and convicted of corruption before he was pardoned on Tuesday by the National Council of State after a meeting in Abuja.

The US stated that it was disappointed that those convicted of corruption could be pardoned by the President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration.

It said the move was a setback for Nigeria’s anti corruption crusade.

A US newspaper, The Hill, quoted the State Department spokeswoman, Victoria Nuland as saying, “The United States government is deeply disappointed over the recent pardons of corrupt officials by the Nigerian government.

“We see this as a setback for the fight against corruption and also for our ability to play the strong role we’ve played in supporting rule of law and legal institution building in Nigeria, which is very important for the future of the country, obviously.”

Asked if the US could cut off aid, Nuland said it was possible, adding that the pardon put a dent on the collaborative efforts between Nigeria and the US in fight against corruption.

jensinmi: For all those like 4Play making excuses that the council of state were the ones responsible for this, please refer to the relevant part of the constitution below

Please note that the it repeatedly states "THE PRESIDENT" and places responsibility for initiating the process on "THE PRESIDENT".

2) The powers of the President under subsection (1) of this section shall be exercised by him after consultation with the Council of State.

bayooooooo: Corruption As Grand Commander Of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria. I am not surprised but puzzled. GEJ is too corrupt to the extent that stuffs like this would be just normal to him. He does not worth the effort. But I am puzzled that even if people like Abati could not persuade him to drop such a daft decision, they could have at least persuaded him to leave it till the tail end of his lackluster and worthless administration. We now have a corruption in chief ruling ruining Nigeria. Perhaps they tried but Jonathan stuck to his foolishness.

The next move would be to confer one of the numerous useless titles called national honour on him for "promoting" peace in the Niger Delta and get him chaired a committee to reform EFCC. Bravo, GEJ is working! Uncommon transformation!! Fresh air!!! Haters are talking, GEJ is working looting!