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flyingdutchman:
As I was saying.... OP... I wish you the very best in your endeavours. Let me know if you need any assistance. flyingdutchman0314@gmail.com

And you had to quote me to talk to the OP.
Butt licking dumbo INC.
If you like, put your email a million times thinking he will give you expo of the link he used in getting in.
You will grow grey waiting.
He will only give you the usual answer of: 'na God do am'.



A befitting answer for a demon like you suffering from poverty of the soul.

flyingdutchman:
IGNORE SOME ENVIOUS PPL. NNPC BASIC SALARY FOR GRAD TRAINEES: #173,000

Meal- 40, 000 (not so sure about this one)

Total= #213, 000

Congrats! Enjoy!

I wanted to ignore you at first but then such behavior as yours must be corrected in public since you have exhibited yourself in public.
If you must know, I earn very well and have been doing for the past two years plus so you can just shut it about enviousness.
People have been waiting for this recruitment since 2012 and while the positions are being distributed through the backdoor, you are here displaying yourself.

I myself applied for it back then. But a few months later, I got another job where I had to prove my mettle before joining the organisation. And I've been working since then.
But that doesn't mean I should forget the pains of others just because I have a good job. I know how it feels to be cheated out of a job.

Let us begin to tell ourselves the truth please.

datguru:
Chai... Guy this your shoe eehh...


Who read "emo and the babalowo "?

Remember the drawing on the cover page ?

I read Emo and the Babalawo. It was in my Secondary school library. I remember the green furred skin Emo had after he ate what he wasn't supposed to....
Can't recall the cover page though....

Jeromejnr:
Loool.
Why you dey vex na
E be lyk say Nigeria economy don tire you.

The whole Nigerian system is vexing...

Over to us for what?

We that didn't know where and how to apply and you that has used long leg to enter NNPC, who suppose know salary scale?

A beg shiiiifffttttt, let me pass....

Ask your girl what to wear. she knows what will create a good impression.
As for gifts, a basket of fruit will suffice and maybe some drinks. But you might still need to ask your woman. But shouldn't be too much since your in laws are hosting you. And shouldn't be too little that it seems you came empty handed....

loooooooooool

MznAirA:
I see just two things in this picture... the handsome dude in black tee nd a face cap and something else that looks like fish.

Op, who is the guy in black please ?

The pic doesn't do him justice. He's a clean guy who speaks and lives well. He is married too...

I know this man. Cool guy...

Diamond Bank.

I will get a friend I know to send you more info in your mailbox.
They are even having a kiddies party for their children this July 14th as I learnt. The interest rate seems very nice too.

peppyluv02:
Call me a Tribalist but I must say this, the southern soldiers have been pushed to the war front while the northerners are inside the barracks! One Nigeria indeed.
RIP bro. We love you but God loves you most. Adieu!

Nah. A Northerner friend of mine is in Maiduguri. At the centre of all the unrest.

BTW, rest easy soldier. God bless your soul.

peppyluv02:
Call me a Tribalist but I must say this, the southern soldiers have been pushed to the war front while the northerners are inside the barracks! One Nigeria indeed.
RIP bro. We love you but God loves you most. Adieu!

Nah. A Northerner friend of mine is in Maiduguri. At the centre of all the unrest.

BTW, rest easy soldier. God bless your soul.

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astrodome:
Help!! Friends, family, former school mates and others are killing me with financial demands. Everyday I receive facebook (fb) messages, phone calls, email messages and messages from other communication avenues from family members, friends close and distant, school mates I have not seen in 20 years but with whom I reconnected on fb, and even random fb friends (meaning I do not know them personally but somehow we managed to be friends on fb). They all have the same story: please send me money, anything.

Each month I send nearly 3k to Nigeria and they keep asking for more.

Do they think I pluck money from trees in America?
Do they think every Nigerian in America is doing drugs or credit card fraud to make money?
Are they thinking that since Akin or Emeka made it in America (in many cases by selling drugs and doing credit card fraud), I should also make it and therefore be able to satisfy their unending demands?

How do I explain to them that I have bills (auto, mortgage, water-sewer, electricity, gas, phone, credit card) to pay. And then I have to run my family (of 4) and fuel 2 cars, and on top of that, I have to save also for the rainy day - for when kids get to college.

I am able to resist the random fb friends because I do not have any personal connection with them, but how do I scare the ones I know off without sounding rude and unhelping? I know that when you stop giving, you become an enemy.
Help! Before a fellow nairalander runs amock on the streets of America because of pressure from Nigeria

Just for disclosure: I am well-heeled in the US mid-upper middle class, earning a 6-figure pay, holds a PhD, and involved in R4D activities. But I live in a US city (name withheld) where mortgage payment alone takes 25% of my monthly income. So you can imagine that after paying all bills, I do not have tons of money left over to give out on frequent basis.

Please advise on how to handle this, Naija style . Thanks

Let me give you a synopsis of what I've been facing as a working class lady in Nigeria.

The cook in my organization cried to me for some cash. She said She was returning it at the end of the month. By end of the month, She abandoned her utensils and ran away. After collecting money from almost everybody. Mind you, I was still paying for my lunches, even when my money was with her.

A friend asked me for some cash. Couldn't oblige her then but later did when I had cash. This same lady did not go out of her way to be there for me.

I got a text from a church brother to give or loan him 50k. There was No repayment time frame. I ignored.

Someone I served with sent me a text asking for money after seeing me at my office from afar. She didn't say Hello and had never called me since POP. Only for her to call and ask me if I was the one She saw then after confirming yes, She sent the text hours later.

A friend asked me for house rent , promising to repay when her husband comes. I sent about half the sum and the person who erstwhile was disturbing me suddenly ignored me. She still talks to other mutual friends. My money is almost one year now, from the 3 weeks She promised.

A friend called and asked me for some hundreds of thousands. I once borrowed her my pocket money in school and when I became broke and asked stylishly for my money, She brought out rice and asked me to cook. I didn't get my money till She was ready to give me.
So this time, I told her I don't have. She didn't give up though and kept trying by reducing the sum. I No agree o.


I still didn't learn my lesson until another one collected money last month under the guise of borrowing and her chat is now off. My calls are either ignored or She picks and sounds so dull I don't have the heart to ask for my money. She hasn't mentioned returning the money o.

Even a male friend who went off to a school in America without telling me. School fees became an issue and he now remembered me.

There is so much to say but the summation is I'm sick and tired of these leeches/unfriendly friends. It's obvious one is being taken for a ride. Most of these people have achieved much more than you.

I have decided not to be taken for a ride anymore.

shachris02:
biaach off my mentions...quick!!

F*ck yourself, b!tch!

shachris02:
the girl must have jilted them. Too bad.

Girls if you know you do not like a guy, don't lead them on. Some guys just can't be friendzoned while you are chopping their money...in Psaure's voice.

You deserve to be hung by your STI infested balls if this is the deduction you could come up with from this event.
Rapist in the making!

holyokoto:
I passed through same exercises, My Parents signed my consent form year 2004. That was the tradition, 25 percent casualty is allowed

And this training casualty statistic is avoided by all means in a sane society.

tiger28:
Same thing is said in the US marine but not out of COMPLETE negligence. If this was to happen in any Western country, heads will be rolling. How can the trainers themselves can't swimand you are pushing rookies into shallow watershow much will it cost NDA to have a single diver present?human lives are nothing in Nigeria both in the government and public .

I tell you!
The whites value even a common cats life. When a cat is endangered, they will bring out all they have to save it.
Only in Nigeria is human life wilfully endangered.

holyokoto:
This man should shot the hell up! As if He don't know the terms and conditions when signing the Consent form during his Son's intake to the NDA

So the term and condition is that the boy will be trained in dire conditions without precautions, abi?
You do well....

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mredwifeosband:
you quoted me asking a question and I answered you. Why body con dey pepper you? Or has sales being bad today?


Francis tony dear Abeg faya me woju by kiss Daniel


she needs to twerk for me to ease the stress she's apparently facing

Looooooooooooooooolllllll
Just what I wanted.
Love ya girly!

mredwifeosband:
irrelevant opinions as far as I'm concerned shouldn't be taken serious by any normal human being


so oya.wey dj.make una play mewsik na


Singing flavour# aladalanadago

Typical!
Didn't mention your name in the first post though.
But if the cap fits your shriveled head, then f^cking wear it!

mredwifeosband:
let me park here. Looks like this place is going to be interesting



in case you need food you guys should bring out your spoons




let's get the parry started

Ahem! Does this mean you are pleading guilty as charged?

Now, this is meant to be a fun thread.

I have to confess I am intrigued by the workings of the human mind, especially the female.

It is so interesting when you see the changes in a girl whose reply on every thread was once "I don't know, I am a virgin" to the time when they start talking about sex, how they like it and so on. There were three girls I followed closely. They were as naive and innocent as I was and I could relate to them.

1. R****TU: R****tu was the curviest virgin on nairaland once upon a time. When you viewed her picture, you couldn't help but wonder if her BF she loved talking about all the time was a "bolo". I mean, how could he resist not driving wildly on those dangerous curves of hers?!
The curves and all the talks of being a virgin didn't just add up. But the naive questions, and the naive attitude gave her away. She seemed very curious about this most basic, most primal human behavior. And it was only a matter of time before this curiosity would kill the kitty-cat, pun intended.

Fast forward to some years later. Of a sudden, R****tu said she was married. And we all know with marriage, comes sex. A whole lot of it.
Now R****tu is the curviest vixen on Nairaland and she knows it. She knows her milkshakes brings out all the boys to the yard which is captured quite aptly on her profile quote- "welcome again to my profile. ...I know ignoring me is quite impossible hahaha"


2. Free***** : No, this does not stand for free*****.
The girl behind this moniker is anything but free. She is a girl who has self respect and self control. In bales.
Some years back, she was a naive little girl with a lot of questions. About life. About death. About religion. And about sex.
Now she is a girl who knows what she wants and seems to have gotten a lot of answers to some of her questions. And why wouldn't she? After all, a reader is apt to find a lot of answers to questions.

Before you know it, this girl grew up. She had long legs for days. And thick thighs. And was light-skinned. She was everything a typical red-blooded male would want and hanker after. But Free waited until the time was right. And some lucky guy made her a woman, from the naive, young girl she used to be.
And now, you don't need to be told what this girl can get up to behind closed doors. We all know what they say about good girls turned bad. In a good, bad way though. Badly good. Now I'm just confused. OK, bye!

Oh and one last thing, if you want to waltz out of her life, she calls you back and gives you TP. Like, who's your daddy now??

3. Kul***
Hmmmn! This was a girl who's name struck terror in the hearts of men. She didn't belong to any section, only on front-page. Bashing guys left, right and centre. This girl was the angriest virgin you had ever seen!!
In her hurry, she never edited her angry posts and in her posts, she never edited her angry words.

But like everything in life, it was only a matter of time before Kul*** would succumb to the D. And with the D came a daughter. And with a daughter came Sambarry.

Which makes me wonder how exactly kul *** baby dada tamed the shrew. He must be 10 men rolled in one.
Now Kul*** is just…cool and chills in the family section.
Until you are a guy and you step on her toes. Or you’re a female who allows herself to be stepped on. Then good old Kul*** resurfaces from the deactivated mode.

Lest I forget, She makes Good use of funny memes in expressing herself.



P.S I didnt mention any names oooooo!

My battery is weak. Would comment after charging....

SexyBisolarh:
i tell u say i b ashawo??

What are you then. Your actions are suspicious. You beg for money on all your threads. Now you want to move in with someone off the internet....

SexyBisolarh:
okay...pls who can help me with any little change to rent a house...or can accomodate me the main time thanks

You sound dense. Unlike kids of nowadays that are very sharp.
So all these rape and ritual stories are passing through your left ear and leaving through the right, abii? You want to cohabit with a stranger off the internet?

In fact, I'm sure you are a runs girl. You people seem to have flooded Nairaland of recent. Ashawo no be work o.
Smh.

Are you sure this story is true. Because you've been opening threads up and down saying you are bored.

Anyways, I don't understand why you would be asking what to do. He's your sisters husband, duh! Are you seriously contemplating parting your legs for him? WTF is wrong with you?

Geesanni:
AAMEYAH DONT EXCHANGE WORD WT BETTERcREATURE AGAIN,I JST SAW IS PROFILE HE IS ONE OF THOSE STUPID LEBANESE.INFACT HE IS PART OF D FAMILY OF D STATION.I SAW HIS STATEMENT SAYIN WAT OF BILL GATE DAT OTHER PPLE TO FREEZE DEIR EGG,DAT IS AGREEMENT ND IS DIFFERENT 4RM TELLIN SOMEBODY TO GO 10000MILES ND WORK IMMEDITELY AFTER D WEDDIN,IF DEY HAVE DONE DAT B4 D WEDDIN DAT IS NORMAL,BT IMMEDIATELY AFTER D WEDDIN,ND DIS IS NT DEIR IST TIME OF DOIN DAT,SOMETIN IS WRONG.I HAVE WORK WT DEM,I KNW DEM IN AND OUT,THEY USE PPLE AS RAG

I hear you bros. No wonder he is forming Voltron upon rubbish.
The bull that people try to defend is beyond me. Thanks jare.

Ignore the begger jare. Na so them be.

One collected 10k from me last year after almost blasting my phone with calls. Since that time till now, her three week promise to repay is not up yet.

She has stopped calling me paa paa. As if one picked the money from the ground....

bettercreature:
So what are you going to say about Bill gate who order some of his top female employees to freeze their eggs? Or you will send an employee with 50million naira to train abroad and allow her to dictate to you because of her marriage,every company has their lay down rules which you must either accept or quit the job and in some cases you will pay damages if you quit

Before Bill Gates would do that, best believe it was with the full consent of these ladies. And I believe it's also because such females are career ladies to whom having a family is on the bottom of their to-do list.
Having a family/children is not as important as it is here when they can easily adopt a cat.

Also, you should Stop making use of spurious examples/50 million training. Cool FM did not train her abroad. It was a simple problem that could have been simply solved. Why send her to Abuja when there is still a branch in Lagos. How did they expect her to see her husband, remember it isn't a federal government job that she can be traveling anyhow.

In my organization as a female during the last stage of the interview , the CEO would ask you where your boyfriend is staying. That is where you will be posted.
A happy worker is one that has both family and work life in balance.
Thank you!

bettercreature:
You need orientation

Look in the mirror Mister, you are the one who needs serious orientation. That you can live in Sokoto while your wife lives in Akwa-ibom doesn't mean everybody wants to eff up their family life in pursuit of money. How much dem dey pay sef?

They had absolutely no reason to transfer her to Abuja when they had a station in lagos and her husband was based in Lagos. Does that mean she is indispensable to the Abuja station? Now that she has resigned, has the abuja station crashed?
Any reputable organization knows you need to be close to your loved ones in order to concentrate and perform optimally, especially females.

It's folks like you who encourage such unwholesome practice and will not hesitate to sell your destiny for a plate of porridge!

Tufia!