₦airaland Forum

SPAMBOX7:
Nowadays it's very hard to see a Nigerian girl that dates one guy. They are seeing at least 3 guys concurrently.. Why can't girls just find one guy and be with him like most guys do.
Why date multiple guys at the same time.
The worst part is even the ones from wealthy homes are like that.

What's really wrong with girls of nowadays

Spirit of ashawo don enter them finish.

Teymanhenry:
If he gets you pregnant and says he doesn't want the baby why force it on him. Remember, you both didn't use contraceptive meaning you'll be ready for the consequences. Now, ladies should realize they'd have more burden so be smarter. If the man's not ready don't force it on him. I believe she clearly knows what she was doing... E get plenty harmless pills 💊 she could take. If she decides to keep it, then that's her decision.

You've just nailed it dear.


Most women need to wise up and stand for the responsibilities when it comes to child bearing .

Candidlady:
This sarkodie is a bloody cheap liar


All men are the same.. they won't take responsibility neither would they own up to their bad deeds


See davido doing rubbish


Chioma must be under some sorta jazz/spell..

Shut up your disgusting mouth, where you there when everything played out??



You always full of shit. Buzu

kellyjc:
When a prostitute gets older, she starts selling cigarettes. When the both of you were enjoying your adventures, we didn't here pim.
She said both of us have daughters, let us see how it goes. ...Is having a female child now a curse?
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Hahaha



The thing is really funny o

TemplarLandry:
Last time I checked, Nigeria was still a sovereign state. Someone should tell this European bloc to stop pokenosing into our internal affairs. Anything African is never good enough in their eyes.

They're election observers, and they're giving us the full details of how Tinubu and inec robbed Nigerians of their mandate.


So don't get bittered, is just the truth.

abufadllullah:
[s][/s]Good day Nairalanders, I recently Graduated from a prestigious Nigerian University, and on my Statement of Result, is written B.sc (Hons).

Tried to Goggle search the meaning of the Hons. to no avail.

Please Nairalanders, what does B.sc Hons means and what value does it add to the Degree?

I don't know if the name of the course you studied in the university is hons, but what I know is B.sc simply means bachelor of science, and i guess that hons would mean honorary.

RiquiPuig:
Another day to take your time to fear women especially naija women.

As they said every action has consequences, so just get ready for your own consequence of disgrace.



Although just confess to reduce the pressure.
You women una dey do things Hmmmm

FalseProphet1:
1. *Boy-friend* This is that spirit that will keep scaring away serious and well meaning suitors because they'll be thinking that the boyfriend that always hangs around you actually wanted to marry you. To cast out this spirit, you don't need to pray about it. Just quit the relationship.

2 *Engagement ring* This is that spirit that makes you keep raising your finger to show the world that one young man that is still serving the master engaged you and when the serious suitors see the ring, they'll pass over you because something in them tells them you
have been engaged. To cast out this spirit, you don't need prayers, just remove that key holder in your finger.

3. *Hard to get* This is that spirit that tells you not to accept a marriage proposal in a hurry so that the brother will not think you were too cheap or desperate. It tells you to tell him to give you six months to pray, don't always pick his calls, behave as if you are not interested even though you are dying on the inside and truly love the brother. This spirit is truly from your village people, the day it will release you is that day the brother would have agreed to marry another and you'll be the one to start him and his number will say.... Thank
you for using MTN. To cast out this spirit, just be real. If you love the brother and you perceive he is God's will for you, just accept the proposal and move on with your marriage!

4. *Proud spirit* That spirit that tells you to always run home after service so that no brother will talk to you, maybe he'll meet you in the dream. Before the brother would prepare what to say, you have gone home. That spirit that tells you that every brother that greets you has an evil intention, so
don't answer them. That spirit that doesn't
allow you to greet brothers except those that
ride cheap and exotic cars. That spirit that
tells you to be walking fast every time as if
something is pursuing you from the back. Well, I don't know how you can cast out this
spirit o, but I think humility and being moderate might help.

5. *Denominational/tribal spirit* I am a Catholic and must marry a Catholic. Your villagers are really at work. I'm a Deeper Lifer and must marry one whose life is also Deep. I am a Chosen and must marry from Chosen because others were rejected. I am an Anglican and must marry an Anglican even if God is leading me to do otherwise. I am from Hausa tribe and must marry from my tribe. I'm from Imo state and must not marry from Abia. This spirit has kept many bound, they entered menopause and are about to retire to village. To cast out this spirit of delay, understand that every believer is from one tribe called Christ. If God is leading you to another denomination, kindly obey Him, but let it be God.

Finally…

6. *Dirtiness* That spirit that tells you not to dress well because you are going to heaven. It tells you to use tarpaulin to sew your dress, wear green skirt, yellow blouse and lemon head tie. When brothers see you, their nightmare will increase and they will go for personal deliverance. You are a lady but dresses like a man; you don't brush your tongue, when you talk the heaven closes and the earth trembles.

This spirit can only be cast out by understanding that cleanliness is next to godliness. Dress well, don't under dress and
don't over dress. Dress modestly, smell good
because it's not sin. Smell like a living being
and not a dead being. Jesus appreciated the
woman that broke the oil that smells good
and truly He enjoyed the fragrance. So which
Jesus did you actually accept that abhors
such?
God bless us all.

Copied.

Hahahahahahahaha



That's just the bitter truth. Women need to take note of this.

Jennyclay:
Indeed men are white stainers, look at how banky W stained Adesua’s white despite having the perfect wedding. Shame!!!

But on a serious note, Nigerian men are wicked, evil and heartless. Honestly, I have nothing good to write about Nigerian men.

Nigerian men are randy, stingy, rape apologist, women beater, murderer etc. I can’t even list them all, the list is long

Just avoid them! Shikena!!

Pained soul.

Christistruth03:
I was beginning to wonder if.a woman had just left him because he is acting that way ,he is too desperate

If half the information on David Hundeyin is released and acted upon he will be arrested in the UK and deported back to Nigeria

But Politics is not War

David is a patriotic Nigerian who really loves his country.



Keep-up the good work brother, only blinded Tinubu followers won't like your this.

mariahAngel:
You have to pick at least one.
Can you eat all of them?
Which of them can you never eat, no matter what?

It's a cool weekend guys, so let's relax, put up our feet, and have some fun.

Picture credit: Instagram

Why didn't you put laps?



Anyway I love chicken laps

kyber:
My anxiety are always on check, I make sure I’m relaxed when I want to have sex.

I have been doing levels and push ups for a week now

What how do I observe myself to see improvements?

Is it by trying to have sex again?

Is not just push ups, engage in high jogging, yoga exercises, stretch properly especially your waist, thighs, eat a lot of fruits that increases blood flow to the penis, like bananas and groundnut, watermelon etc and other food that increases strength. Relax your mind, free your mind too wen you're with a woman,
don't think sex, and lastly make sure you rest well. Stay away from sex for like 2 months and do all this you'll improvement.


You're welcome brother.

Obinoscopy:
https://twitter.com/instablog9ja/status/1671948761990397976?t=JJ3HQWr_LmCWboU4O06iKQ&s=19

Seems easy but it's not. The answer is not what you might think it is.

A is the answer

Hello nairalanders,

Am a batch b stream 2 beneficiary of npower, and am yet to receive a single stipend from them. I've completed all the lay down procedures by the scheme but nothing yet, I even reported to the secretariat where I submitted the printout but no positive response. I even heard they've started paying for January- march period too.



Pls anyone that can suggest any possible idea should help me out.

Adonispco:
You are right am trying to establish a business of my own so i dont have such money luxury.

Don't keep quiet bro, your safety is important. If you relax that accusation might come down heavily on you in the future.



Dont say I didn't warn you.

hansomb:
For the fact the man visit juju man means your case is still on the juju man table. Another thing is if the children should have any sickness you will be the suspected victim. You won't feel free in the house. Write a statement in the nearest police station to future wahalar.

He should get a lawyer, writing statement only won't solve the problem.

Adonispco:
Am sorry for my writing pattern; I am in a serious dilemma since January.

I live in a face me I slap you house with just four co-tenants and the landlord.

There is this neighbour of mine that parked in on December 2021, a married man with three kids; two daughters and a son,the eldest daughter should be around 14 years old while the son and the last daughter should be about 4 & 2 years respectively.

We where living in peace although one has to make tolerance a friend for there to be peace.
These my neighbour's eldest daughter to be honest is morally bankrupted, she steals and lies without remorse.

My neighbour's wife always try to cover up her daughter bad behaviours. During christmas time 2022, I noticed a sudden suspicious behaviours from my neighbours wife towards me in particular; she does as if am a diabolic person, as a cool headed guy I focused on my life until on January 21 2023 when I heard the worst words towards my dignity and reputation as a common person;

Fellow nairalanders guess what? My neighbours wife accused me of poisoning his two little kids.

As a cool guy and from what i learnt never to take action when angry, I maintained like its nothing but told our landlord.

My neighbour who is a driver usually travels and can stay there for weeks, so I have to wait for the man of the house to return and hear from him before taking action, so on 29 January he returned, a general yard meeting processed; he was asked to explain more on the accusation from his wife towards me and this was what he said;

"Someone in our yard premises poisoned his children using mirinda and biscuit" that we all are lucky nothing happened to his kids otherwise he will call the police to arrest everybody in our yard.

When asked how he found out that it was someone from our yard and what sickness his children suffered; he said that his children were vomiting blood in the middle of the night, and he went to a spiritual doctor who told him that it was someone from the yard he lives in.

Please Nairalanders what will I do cause I have tried to let go of this heavy accusation but it havent been easy and to make matters worse the once loved innocent easy going guy have become a depressed soul due to the crack on my previous solid reputation.

Please anyone with a good pragmatic solution should help a brother.

Call your lawyer and report them to the police, they'll explain in court.



False accusation is bad ,that's defamation of character. So make them pay for it.

Dogalmighty17:
THERE has been a rather marked loosening of immigration controls by most Western governments in the last decade. A great number of our intellectuals, skilled peoples and professionals in Nigeria have moved out or are planning to do so for a promise of a better life. That's fair.

As much as it appears as if the West has opened its doors, the underlying truth is shocking.

Anyone who has undergone a rudimentary economics class will of course have fair knowledge of what is called a tax base. You need a vibrant working population that can be taxed to run an economy. Most Western economies however, are running into a demographic time bomb. They are facing an aging population and a lesser number of young people in the workforce. The greater number of the aged puts pressure on the social welfare blanket. With fewer young people paying into these social welfare programs, with fewer young people carrying out economic activities, the social safety net gets depleted faster.

When an economy grows to a certain size, it needs a certain population figure that must be sustained otherwise everything crumbles. The death rate in the West is greater than its birth rate. Japan is already panicking. China recently reversed its 1 child policy. The damage however may appear to have been done. They won't wait for their population to grow because it is impossible at this point. It is faster to import immigrants.

Furthermore, an aging Western population needs healthcare professionals. They do not have enough young people going into these fields. Even worse, the performance of young people in STEM courses across the West, has been dropping. Recent US test scores is an example.

So what does the West do? They resort to 'siphoning' professionals all across Africa and Nigeria is a major focal point.

The West is drawing the best out of Nigeria. Indeed they are hollowing us out. It is slavery 2.0. It will get worse. The West will keep incentivising our best to come over and Nigeria will keep suffering as a result.

In effect, Nigeria has no hope of advancement. Not when the West is ready to absorb the best we produce. It is not their fault however. Our government and their incompetence are the cause.

Well said bro.

Olowoshako:
Dem no they slim fit borrowed clothes?

1)Na person wey wear shoe na him know where e dey pain am.


2) tree wey long reach up na from ground e follow comot.

vibrant40:
Okay. I met this girl in an exam hall, we were both writing exams, so we did the student things, she asked me a maths question which she was kind of afraid of and me being a maths person answered her question and moved on with with my exams. After the exams she search for me to say her gratitude and we moved on. I think after the results was released and she got an A in the exams was when she had to find me and got me on Facebook. She chatted me and introduced herself, so we began chatting from there and that was how I got to know she is my kind of woman.

I asked her out, we started dating or lemme say I started dating her because at a pint she told me we were only friends during the time, be she do come to my side, we do touch and kiss but no s*x. Down the lane I got to know she had a guy whom she was dating but she could not marry because she has so many revelations and dreams that he is not the one and according to her, the guy had so many red flags. At a point I put it to her she should choose what she wanted on time, the guy or myself.


According to her she choose me. Along the line, she told me about another guy disturbing her for romantic relationship, because no matter what she will tell me anything even if she knows I am gonna hurt by that, although I do take it that she is trying to literally tell me to do quick and pop the question if I really want to marry her. All of a sudden I observe she was receiving a Seyi call till like 12midnight, and I would want to call her only for her to be busy on another call for a lengthy period.


She will not stop talking about this guy whenever we are together, how good the guy is to her, she even was like we have the same character but only that the guy is taller than I am and she had also never shy away from talking about the physically height of her dream children.


I saw all these as competition and keep letting her know how much I love and want to marry her. One afternoon, she just rang me and said just a sentence, 'I will marry you'. Well that gave me the assurance I needed, I met her mother (dad is late) and I must confess she has a very good mother, the mom checks on me everyday (infact she did while I was typing this epistle). I popped the questions and she said yes. We had our introduction and currently planing on getting married.


The problem now is, she would still not stop talking about this Seyi guy. She even called me one to tell me she went to his house, that the guy called home to come, I confronted her so many times to tell her how I felt about it, she kept saying sorry and keep repeating the same thing of no cutting loose from the guy, she even claimed that at least she is not having s*x with now that they are just talking..


Some days ago we had a serious argument about this matter and she was like maybe we should even end the relationship if I don't trust her (and this has always been her anthem whenever we have serious arguments, she would say maybe we are not compatible). She later apologized and promised not to let that happen again that she would cut loose of the guy, only for us to be talking via whatsapp last night around 11:40 for to receive this guys call and they spoke for like 10mins. I ended my call, she called back later and was like it was just an innocent talk they had....


Seriously, I am tired and confused, what should I do? Please help me with your candid advice. So sorry for the long epistle and some bad grammar.

I think you're just carried away by emotions, you didn't do the necessary checks b4 opening your big mouth to ask for marriage. Your girlfriend is into mr seyi o, run why you still have the chance, b4 you'll father another man's child.

ultimateprof:
Yes, you can go ahead and marry her, but they are certain things that must happen to you. Firstly, you are going to father another man's child. Secondly, your marriage will not last. Thirdly, you are going to die before your time. Marry her and thank me later for you quick exit to hell 🔥

Hahahahahahahaha



Nairalanders and their sarcastic comments. The guy in question deserve it though.

Zonefree:



Heaven bear me witness, if you're my brother, I'll exchange you for a sachet of weed. You're disgrace to humanity and a waste of space!

Hahahahahahahaha





You just said the truth bro, that nigga is a dumb ass.

Jennyclay:
Honestly, I so much hate Nigerian men

Honestly, I’m so speechless .

I’m so sick and tired

Now the toddler will be traumatized in the rest of her life, just because nature gave her a rapist and murderer as a father

Women should please stop leaving their female child under the care of any man, not even the father!!!

I hope you marry a non- Nigerian

dre11:
Police Inspector Jailed For Impregnating Daughter, Killing Baby



https://leadership.ng/police-inspector-jailed-for-impregnating-daughter-killing-baby/

Why do yorubas like engaging in this act? Anytime I read news like this it always comes from the west, or being carried out by a south westerner.



Just my little observation though, I come in peace.

Candidlady:


Zonefree


See what your comrades are busy doing


This world 🌎🌍 would have been a peaceful place if this gender where out of the equation


After impregnating your daughter you still got the mind to kill the baby..

Nothing anyone can tell me.. all men are the same.. same blood that runs through the devil 👿 runs through all of em..

Ijust wish iknew the gender of the baby that was killed.. if it was a girl child then that 22years ain't enough he deserves a death sentence but na the opposite gender then he did the world so much good by killing the devil's spawn...


Wicked gender with nothing better to offer this world...

Shut your trap.

Agbadocassava:
I won’t be surprised if Tinubu have one way or the others helped late Nelson Mandela before.

A morally upright man like Mandela can't have anything to do with a drug-sniffing man like Tinubu.

Storypot:
you shouldn't have wasted time replying the tomato.

Hahahahahahahaha

Rajahbite:
What did her son do with the money he made while he was alive?

Rubbish question

Samantha124:
I don't mind people using my phone.

Some secrets are only for us to know even if we're in relationships and I prefer finding those secrets while I'm using his phone for other reasons.

What if his friend just confided in him and next thing I start reading the messages and I start telling my friends about it?

I agree with you to some extent.

dondodo:
I dont know what has come over my Friend. He is 31 years old this year,and he met this 18 year old girl in their area who "happens to his friend".

From friendship to hanky panky everytime, I've warned him to be careful but he refused claiming the girl is matured enough to have sex.

My question is this,is it proper for an 18-year-old girl to have sex??

18 is ok for sex, but in marriage oh.

loosecanon50:
A charitable act? Omo...see the kind of person I'm replying . Keep watching porn and masturbating, one day your brain will melt and come out as cum.

Hahahahahahahaha

SangoOlukosoOba:
That has always been the excuse of election losers! Ronald Trump said same when he lost

You all will be exposed.