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Please can someone play me that Tinubu song. "Tiiinuuubuu! Tinubu eh! Tinubu here, Tinubu there, Tinubu...hmm! Jagaban Jagaban Jagabannn. Tinubu North, Tinubu East, Tinubu West, Tinubu South..."

Jamilu wey Mu-Mu

Ur mumu no get part 2

Majesty2:
Obidaft

It can be tracked, if you still have the IMEI number, and it will definitely cost you some dough.

Nh weather for one, cos if you try to join body with ur partner in this heat, instead of spanking nh slap u go collect.

That helicopter model is just too trashy for anyone to fly in, to put it mildly. It only has a single engine, supports a single pilot and only carries a max of six passengers. It's safety record is everything but impressive. It is a light chopper that can easily be blown out of the sky by a wind gust.

With a body onboard and 8 hours of flight time still remaining, the plane may have to divert. It's a health hazard carrying the body unpreserved for eight hours because decomposition kicks in immediately one dies. May the soul of the deceased rest in peace. Amen

In an organization as big as Access bank, leadership vacuum is totally an abomination. It affects both customers and shareholders confidence in the company, and can lead to declines in revenues and share prices. Let’s see how the market reacts to Mr Wigwe’s death on Monday.

sucess001:
The next day, they are already talking about naming an acting replacement.

Stop taking your job too seriously!!

The problem is likely with Nigeria inter-bank settlement system (NIBSS), the network that facilitates transactions across banks and other payment service providers in Nigeria. Intra bank transactions, like you did, may not need NIBSS

ppogba:
I did a successful Access Bank to Access Bank transfer not up to 5 minutes ago.

The chopper he flew in is single engined and single crewed, that for me is a no-no. There's no redundancy, once the one engine fails midair it is game over. The helicopter was also fully loaded with six passengers (which is the max it can carry). It could be that the engine stalled due to overload or poor maintenance. One thing with helicopters is that there's a lot of moving parts, meaning that a lot could go wrong inflight. It's safer to fly in well maintained "multi engined" and "multi crewed" aircrafts (whether rotary or fixed wing), than the other. Helicopters fly so many world leaders and businessmen around on a daily basis, and yet we haven't heard of much crashes because they don't take standards and safety precautions lightly. Regardless, may the souls of the departed rest in peace. Anen!

The money isn't yours to begin with, so you lost nothing. [quote author=slaawomirr po best=128366705]Damnnn niggar
You guys should lift it o..
Rest in peace to them

But We way dey do sport betting everyday we suppose
don die of heart attack na

Infact if you are a keyboard warrior you can't suffer depression and heart breaks again
Do you even know what we keyboard warriors experience every day

I lost 7million naira yesterday because one stupid bank in Czech Republic told my woman that my company is fake
Though I will also suggest this things though it sounds funny But it works
Sometimes smoke, drink alcohol and womanize
This things reduces heart breaks[/quote]

Nwabali is a Yoruba name. Hope you're satisfied nh?

Fulaninigger:
Lol foolish Ibo people started claiming him as theirs yesterday

Orient petroleum is an oil exploration firm, which has never claimed to own a refinery. They drill crude oil from Anambra state and sell, just like Shell, Chevron, Eni and other oil firms does in other places. Stop propagating lies to cover the ineptitude of your paymasters

Tap0lane:
If you claim this refinery commissioning was rushed but in less than a year it started production what do you say about Orient Petroleum Peter Pandora the oloriburuku Pandora Criminal commissioned over 14 years ago but till this hour it is yet to produce a single litre of kerosene diesel or fuel ?!

That's the bladed version of Hellfire missile, it is not the drone that launched the airstrike. It just cuts through a target with its blades (which are visible in the picture), it doesn't carry explosives. It's nicknamed ninja missile or flying Jinsu

Botragelad:
Here's the drone that did the job. I reckon it's the same one that got that Iran general,not so sure. The reaper drone! Lol

Nigeria is a country where nothing works as it ought to. What's the use of the fingerprints collected during NIN registration, if not for detecting and stopping identify theft like this?

Using violence to foster political aspirations is simply terrorism.

EleventhWeirdo:
The word terrorism has been abused. That's a political insurgency right there

The only reason why DSTV is still thriving here is because of slow and unstable internet, plus lack of unlimited subscription.

santaclaws:
Streaming? Well, DSTV doesn't need your internet connection to function and streaming services are majorly for movies and series (unless you want to pay on multiple streaming platforms to watch sports like DAZN), DSTV offers much more than that. There's a wide market for both media services to co-exist, so I wouldn't say that. Netflix cannot show live football matches, so what are you talking about?

Bottom line is that $1.6B is a grossly undervalued sum for Multichoice as an African multinational media company, the largest of its kind.

This food wey una dey cook, e go soon done.

APCNig:
Chidi Odinkalu can go and die. We will run this government the way we like, and you can do nothing. When Goatluck Ebele Jonathan and Muhammadu Buhari brought all their semi literate relatives to government, they were setting a precedence, now we are following their foot steps, but now more vicious. We will teach you how this game is run.

He's making a postulation just as every seasoned investigator would do at the onset of a criminal investigation. First you have to theorize about different scenarios, then you work on proving them by collecting evidence and witness testimony(ies). The person you quote isn't making an excuse for the killer, rather he's painting a picture what could have led to the crime. Let's stop being emotional on every issue

internationalman:
Some of you are not normal in this country 😔😔😔

I don't wish death upon any member of your household; but would you say the same thing if this girl was your sister? Or would you be happy if someone says the same thing you just said now if the deceased was your sister?.

I will soon deactivate my account on this forum for the sake of my sanity

Emilokan, on your mandate they shall wail! They won but they haven't stopped wailing since then. Ejoor!

You're still spewing this trash, eh?

OfeAchi:
Rome wasn't built in a day. Give Jagaban more time to stabilise the economy. By end of this year, everything would normalize. Naira would find it's place of rest at N500 to $1.
It took Jagaban at least one year to transform Lagos.
Good, established, improvements take time to form.
You don't just build a school in one day!

You're ranting over imaginary haters. By the way, who are you quoting?

Oboto700:
It very obvious we have people who are not happy when Everyone is jubilating. Even the obi you are supporting was live with the team at the stadium cheering the team yesterday. What has politics got to do with football? This same team you guys never believed would win a match is now in the semi finals. Still you guys are still castigating the coach and saying rubbish.anybody wishing this team bad, It won't be well with them. Iam a Nigerian And iam happy with what this team is achieving.. the nation is going Tru alot..we need a good time like this..Bleep you haters of this great country.

Is Mopol shooting people the best your Emilokan govt can do to save the nosediving economy? Indeed, you all are completely shameless.

Coldspice:
You're just a loudmouth. They will convert your few dollars to Naira and deposit the Naira equivalent into your Naira account. There's absolutely nothing you can do but cry.

If you go to cause trouble at the bank, the Mopol there will shoot you dead.

The Naira you refused collecting, your next of kin will use it for your burial.

If it annoys you a lot that the downfall of Nigeria makes your enemies gloat, then you should make it work. You are in power, you have everything it takes.

anonymous1759:


Some people barking like dogs online about the dollars are part and parcel of the problem why dollars is high because of greed. But trust us as Nigerians we always look for a scape goat to blame our greed and incompetence on .

I wish Nigeria well and President, God will not give some people happiness this year because their happiness is tied down to the down fall of Nigeria so they can massage their Ego for an election they lost woefully with evidence everywhere.

Their hope is being renewed, seemingly

Justice served!

It’s already crisis but only those at the top of the food chain are feeling it for now, they’ll soon pass it to us.

HajiMT:
The government needs to arrest this situation before it degenerates to a full-blown crisis.

“He whom the gods want to kill, they first make mad”

And those are the real network we have in Nigeria, others are just there to be counted. My Glo line throughout yesterday was showing me “no service” or “emergency calls only”. No internet, no calls.

Validated:
Reno say you should stop using MTN and Airtel.
Dumb eh

Instead of Ifeanyi Ubah, nwa mgbafor should continue with his quack governance. It's super high risk handing Anambra over to a career debtor, a man who couldn't successfully manage any business. Well, except INEC does their usual abracadabra, I am certain Ubah isn't winning any gubernatorial election in this state. We reject any and every "Hope Uzodimma" vibe.

The blood stain on her suggests brutal sexual assault. Unfortunately, this is Nigeria where forensics and criminal records are almost nonexistent