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ceo003: ignorance is bliss . if you come and dont see what im selling then you can talk . dont come here and take out your frustrations on me .

I will not take the chance of coming so you will fool me. Aint got that time bro. Show the product, then i may be interested not wasting my precious time. I hate disappointments.

See i have seen something i wanted on NL and the seller turned me upside down left right center. Talk more of to want something i have not seen? Nada? Wont do that.

Randa in hausa. Coincidentally there is a village in my home local government called Randa.

taiwolusol: *Calming my nerves* You need to understand something. The mentality that all Federal University Students are better than their State and Private counterparts is Just Wrong.
For crying out loud, a 2.86CGPA student from your So called Mago Mago universities passed an Oil coy's Siwes Entry test where as best Student from OAU didn't...........
why do you have to be so proud?

That is just one case, it happens. Talk about a general case.

Look at it this way: until recent years, university education is by federal but now we have state and private unis. Federal unis are more in number than state and private universities and admit up to (if not more) 60% of nigerian undergraduates. Also, the best students in waec, neco, nabteb and Jamb are applicants of fed unis and majority gain admissions. The rest goes to state universities. Private unis are chosen by students as 1st choice by those who are rich. The others who go to private unis either didnt get admissions to their prefered fed or state unis or were withdrawn or didnt get admission to their prefered course of study.

Lets face the truth, the best and highest number of professors and training equipments are in the federal unis. The best students are there too. But the poorer results come from the same federal unis, thats what the op is talking about.

Fed unis are better because they have more qualified lecturers, more equipment, better library and more facilities while private unis only have fewer but dedicate lecturers, better learning environment and a better teacher/learner ratio plus more recent equipments if they have at all. These all come in with a price that 90% of Nigerians cant afford.

If you ask me, Fed unis admit 55% of students, state unis 35% and private 10%. Where else will the best minds be? Thats without considering other factors.

ceo003: rush this gen now before its too late

How

Do you really have it?

Chillisauce: See your mouth like case of twins.

Make I keep quiet before I talk Wetin I no wan talk.
Anyway,
She should wean your son off the breastmilk. He will walk sooner or later. Boys walk late though .

She should now focus on her health now she is pregnant. as you are counting your blessings make sure her health is paramount. Check up, medication should be taken when due.
Wish her stress free pregnancy

The thread is an old one. The boy skipped walking and started running. Till today he prefers to run, he runs helter skelter all the time. He is a runner.

Now, talking that is the issue, though in know he knows alot but does his things his own way. He calls me daddy but calls his mum and my mum aunty while he calls my dad papa. There are quite some names he is obsessed with. Most times he pretends like he does not know his name, occassionally he answers to his name. I was told girls talk earlier in life than boys, i was concerned when i discovered that girls his age talk but later found out that most boys his age dont.

I prayed for a girl so i could quit but God has his plans. I have decided to quit but my mum doesnt want to hear quits now, she wants more because am her only son. I asked her if she is willing to forfeit her pension for their training, she said yes (we were kidding).

My wife too wants atleast 1 more praying for a girl. I will reconsider after 3-4yrs. Meanwhile, my wife is getting a depo shot this week, i was worried for the side effects especially weight gain.

Thanks to you all, the cute boy is 7 months old now and very handsome.

As far as i am concerned, there is nothing for sale here. Right from the non detailed post to the anticipated end of the deal, there will never be intergrity if pictures cannot be posted.

While GEJ supporters and his army chiefs may choose to deny the story, i am 100% sure that it happened.

Whatever smoke that has been rising in this regime has fire underneath it and they keep denying. A soldier confirmed the story and actually placed a call on speaker to confirm from some of his boys that he got information that were involved. The two he called confirmed that they have deserted but have decided to return. Although this article claims 480, my informer said only just above 80 soldiers deserted.

Nigerian soldiers are begining to lose morale because of the realisation that the Boko haram is an obvious conspiracy. Nigerian army is one or the best in Africa but cannot handle Boko haram, thats an irony. While the less capable Cameroonian army has seriously dealth with Boko haram on their own side, Nigerian army cant for no obvious reason other than the fact that Boko is better armed and somehow manage to get funds and intelligence from no obvious where.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

It is was obvious to me instantly without of a shadow of doubt that you were not the 1)smartest tool inside and outside the box.

I am an expert in ascertaining people's intellect through their application and receptiveness of logic. 2) I am the GOD of Logic!

I knew you were a person, otherwise I would not have called you one that early.

I have never been wrong with my diagnosis on NL.

1) I know i am not. I never decieve myself and live by the truth.

2) Now, i am confirmed to be right, you live in outright denial of the truth and keep decieving youself! You just confessed that yourself.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

What kind of moronic conjecture is that?

Is that to hide your moronic shame after being exposed as dumb?

I only call fcktards fcktards. The first time I called you a person, I had read your post carefully and knew the level of your intellect instantly, and you did not prove me wrong. It is not an insult, it is a scientific diagnosis.

I could not help but laugh at your claims. You must be living in constant denial of who you really are or what the truth is.

The red letter words confirm you are out of touch with reality. Did you miss the quote “Don't be over self-confident with your first impressions of people”. First impressions could be decietful, i guess immaturity has led you to instantly judge strangers.

What an irony that you claim to know my level of intellect at an instant but turn out to deliver your level of intellect to me gradually. I am at this moment very sure i know more accurately your level of intellect than you do me.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

Your dumb arsse was so stewpid you could not comprehend the point Israel is a terrorist state and you just decided "I will argue for argument sake".

That is how dumb you are to the point you were arguing with me what my point is and thinking you were catching me out.

I can spot a person in a second. Hence when I call people fcktards, it is not an insult. It is a diagnosis!

YOU are a cretinous person!

Every single person who has an opposing view from you, you called a 'cretinous fckard'. Dont decieve yourself with your foul diagnosis, you're just being immature.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

The first problem was that you could not comprehend my argument in the first place, challenging me on what is the point I was drumming into your dumb head. I finally hammered your dumb head to take my point in.

Now secondly, person, you moronically accused me of not criticising hamas like if I have not explained why I focus on the Isreal. The hammer is hear to knock that into your moronic brain too.

Thirdly, person, the highlighted is coming from a person who condemns Hamas but tries to justify what Israel is doing?

You are a cretinous person!

What did you have to hammer into my head, 'Isreal is a terrorist state' or 'Hamas is a terrorist group'. All you tried to hammer into my head and everyother person that has been reading this thread is that Israel is a terrorist state. Just because you did mention and agreed that Hamas is a terrorist group, you want me to believe you are not biased? The day you drop the Israeli focus is the day i will reason with you. I only reason with the unbiased, nonpartisan, impartial, just, fair and unprejudiced people of our society, not of your like. Thats why you may find me difficult to convince of your crooked argument.

For you to refer to Israel as a terrorist state and put that legitimate state in the same group with the likes of al Qaeda, al Shabaab, Hezbollah, Hamas, Boko Haram shows your hate and deep rooted contempt for the state of Israel. That shows the height of biasedness in you.

Only dumb fckards like you claim others cannot comprehend then turn out to find comprehension a herculean task.

You focused on Israel, YOU ARE SIMPLY BIASED. Can your thick skull comprehend that or do i have to send my grandma with some basic comprehension skills.

Come, are you 2? Cos my little son who is learning new words has picked up the exclamation, 'Jesus!!!', and wont let anyone rest with his new word. He sneeze, 'Jejudge', he stumbles 'Jejudge', his cup falls 'Jejudge', he farts 'Jejudge', he says 'Jejudge' first thing when he wakes up. You sound like my 2yr old son but with an attitude, 'cretinous fckard'. Am sure you sing cretinous fckard in the shower and while you sleep!

The only thing i cannot comprehend is that i actually thought you were a grown man, on a second thought a 2yr old, gosh you may just be in a mental institute (like yaba left). I really cant tell, help me comprehend that!

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

Are you saying I have not called Hamas a terrorist organisation and stated why I choose to focus on Isreal?

Are you dumb? Or you thought you could strawman Saga Saga? Or it is both, person?

Are you dumb? May be you have a comprehesion problem.

You cant just call both parties terrorist then focus on one party. Its plain wrong fckard!

I am accusing you of bias only because you focused on Israel. Calling Hamas terrorist is not good enough to choose to focus on one party.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

You are a dumb piece of shyt from a failed educations system.

So you are saying I have not called Hamas a terrorist organisation and stated why I choose to focus on Isreal?

person!

That same failed education system produced you almighty. Look at yourself before looking at others else you insult yourself!

Hear yourself. You chose to focus on Israel! Is that justice? Is that a fair thing to do?

Anyone who calls Israel without calling Hamas is biased and vice versa. You have no reason to critisize Israel leaving Hamas even if it is by choice. You are nit being fair!

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

In your dumb world of fcktards, no one would "dare say". No wonder we have Nigerian military slaughtering many and bringing villages to ashes because people there attacked their colleagues. We have fcktards like you running Nigeria and in the group of miscreants we give uniform and call "Army".

But in the world of the clerisy, it is indiscriminate killing, person!

Here the person even justifying domestic violence?

These are the moronic fcktards we keep on churning out of our dilapidated education system.

person, you said you have comprehension and yet your moronic arsse could not comprehend my arguments before?

Now person, lets test your dumb comprehension a bit more.

Where did I say treat one and leave the other?

Who said that you said treat one and leave the other? You have continously pointed accusing fingers at Israel, have you done the same at Hamas or Palestine?

See who has a comprehension problem now!

Face it, the conflict is complicated, thats one of the reasons the international community threads with care while the Hamas apologist like you think Isreal has bought them or the other numerous conspiracy theories you people spread.

Talking about justice. Life is a bi.tch! People get fcked everyday, they have to suck it up but keep living. A black American was shot 6 times by police without possesion of a firearm. What is the proper justice for his life? A Senator took what was mine recently, who will give me justice? Everyone has the right to justice including the Palestinians, no weaker one will get justice with violence, instead they get more injustice.

luvinhubby, i need quote of these parts for 2003 Honda accord and waybill to Akwa Ibom state.

1. Tie rod ends
2. Lower ball joint
3. Upper and lower arm bushings
4. Intake Air filter
The sloop brand is a prefered choice

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person!

You did not answer about your comprehension.

So you moronic arsse now knows that Israel is indiscriminately killing?

Indiscriminate?

Fckard are you for real? Violence only begets violence.

If you kill my son, if i have the will, i will kill your entire family together with you. No one will dare say i killed your family 'indiscrimately'. You just bit more than you could chew, 'dats all'.

My comprehension is perfect or even better than yours. I just thread very carefuly in accepting anything i read with regards to the Isreali-Palestinian conflict as so many authors have some iorta of baisness.

I said before and i will say again, both sides have legitimate demands and reasons for the conflict. You cannot treat one and leave the other. So i stay away from even discussing solutions with regards to the lands issue which is the root of the conflict. My only concern is that of loss of lives. Palestinians being weaker of the two and on the offensive are responsible for every death either on their side or on the defensive Isreali side. Isreal being the stronger have been on the defensive and offensive, i dont really blame them.

If your neighbour's wife is vile mouthed to her husband, when her husband gets fed up and raise his hand against her, people will say it serves her right. But when a seemingly good housewife is beaten by her husband, neighbours will intervene or report to the police.

Sagamite: You are a cretinous person.

Why are you fcking reetards so bloody stewpid?

Why are you so dumb?

So you have not been reading and comprehending? You just thought "you know what? I will just argue for argument sake"?

person, so what did you think my point has been all this while?

FOOOOOOOL!



You are a cretinous person!

So you think what Israel has progandishly told you is the truth?

So people can come and take what is yours and then tell you except you stop fighting for it and give up then there will be no peace? After killing thousands of you to take it an while they continue taking more of it despite already haven taken majority of it?

And somehow, it is you that is not wanting peace but they are peace champions, all "they" want is peace but you are denying them it, so it is all in your hands?

person!

You are a cretinous person.

Why are you fcking reetards so bloody stewpid?

Why are you so dumb?

So you have not been reading and comprehending? You just thought "you know what? I will just argue for argument sake"?

person, so what did you think my point has been all this while?

FOOOOOOOL!



You are a cretinous person!

So you want Palestinians to anihilate their race for their cause. Mislead them because you sit somewhere in Naija thinking you know all while the Palestinians you support lose their homes, livelyhood and die in their thousands.

If you dont preach peace, what do you preach, Jihadism?

See, life itself is not fair. Palestinians are not the first people to have their lands taken and flogged for complaining. Private citizens in Nigeria suffer the same fate by people in power. They have a better option than become aggressive and losing their lives and livelyhood in the process.

My Bible teaches me to 'turn the other cheek'. I do embrace peace no matter the cost. I am always against anyone who embraces violence.

I am against your warm embrace of violence you cretinous fckard (back to sender).

Mine was a simple one.

The guy started pumping the N5,000 i asked him to but when he said he need to reset because the pump had stalled. I knew he was up to something i looked at the meter, he had dispensed N110.

He reset and continued dispensing. I told my friend in the car that the attendant is up to somthing that i have been a victim before. He came out too ready for the show down.

The extra eyes on him got him uneasy. Not surprising he stopped dispensing at N3900. I asked him why he stopped, he said he was through since he dispensed N1100 before. I said 'hell no', it was N110. He asked 'are u sure? I said 'hell yea'. He wanted to argue but realised i was ready for him and knew the trick. He pretended to be confused but completed my fuel till N4,890.

Siena: For small punctures from nails or screws, some work. But it ruins the tyre. So a simple puncture that could be repaired is no longer an option. The tyre is now scrap rubber. The sealant softens the rubber from the inside, meaning a patch won't adhere.

As a LAST option to get you home in an emergency, it's okay to use. Long-term use is dangerous.

There are 2 types:

One that is injected into a good tyre, so in the event of a puncture, it may seal a hole, depending on the size. It DOES erode the rubber from the inside, so NOT recommended.

Then another which is a pressurised can, that is injected into a flat tyre via the valve, it seals and inflates in a singular action. It must NOT be used long term.

Personally, I would NOT use any, or recommend anyone else to use them.

I have in several occasions wanted to buy the total brand of it but declined for no obvious reason.

May be my gut was leading me aright.

nas00: @luvinhubby: I must thank you openly for the impressive assistance you rendered by getting me a very neat OEM alternator and shipping it to me, same day, from Lagos.

The alternator works fine.

Respect Sire!!

A pix woulda turn eyes. Anyways, was it new or used?

Is it still available? Is it Naija used?

I need more pictures please

Ikenna351: The bolded above is the easiest way of frying injection ECU. Its a major killer of EFI systems, I mean playing with electrics in that manner. A small spark could easily harm your injection ECU which will gradually detoriate and would later send the ECU to grave the day you least expect. That you didnt notice any abnormal behaviour from the car after doing that doesnt mean harm has not been done. The second harm is all it may need to say farewell to you for good.

A Lion owner called me some days ago. He took his Lion to an auto electrician to revert the wrong radiator fan connection to factory. Unfortunately, the clown didnt disconnect the battery terminals. While at the work, a wire touched where it shouldnt touch and it generated a spark. Guess what? It fried the injection ECU straight ahead. Luckily for him, it spared his BSI, but the engine ECU was gone. I knew how much it cost him to get that car to start and run again.

Few months back, a Lion owner called me as well. What happened? A mechanic disconnected the battery terminals while leaving the key on the ignition switch (probably the ignition was on as well). It simply fried the BSI, no mercy!

My point is, those sparks you see while reconnecting battery terminals while engine is running is not good for any ECU.

The easiest and simplest method of diagnosing, troubleshooting or checking the state of Alternator or Battery is with DMM (Digital Multimeter). You can get a DMM as cheap as N200 (Two hundred naira only) and it will do the work perfectly. Get one, switch on the DMM, turn the knob to DC volts, start the vehicle, place the DMM red lead on battery positive terminal and DMM black lead on negative battery terminal. If you see on the DMM screen 11v, 12.4v or 12.5v, then the Alternator is gone. Also if you see anything between 12.5v - 12.8v, it means the Alternator is on its way out (failing gradually). I dont know about Honda, but for Peugeot, 13v - 14v means the Alternator is still intact.

To check the state of the battery. While engine is off, place the DMM leads as explained above. Anything less than 12.5v means the battery is drained or dying. It could still start the car, but could die soon, unless something is draining the battery.

Please, not that 12.5v also means 12.50v, depending on how the DMM is set up.


Ikenna

Thats quite true.

That was the test i did on the battery and alternator when i concluded i didnt have a battery problem. I saw the test method online and did it. The website recommended about 14.3v for a normal charging system and i got that exactly that. I cant precisely recall the exact value for the battery when engine is not running but i think it was 14.1v or so.

I do recall that when charging its higher.

I tested the battery at different times to find out if there was a voltage difference but nothing. I tested in the afternoon, night and early in the morning and just when i experienced the starting problem. The battery voltage was the same at all times.

I own an elm bluetooth scanner which reads the ecu voltage too, it also gave same result.

Sagamite: Israel's arbitrarily and intentionally kills civilians to effect political change and then PR-tune it as "mistakes".

Hamas arbitrarily and intentionally places and shoots its missiles from civilian buildings and close to public areas to attract Isreali fire that wiil definately kill civilians. This is to effect political empathy for their cause through deaths and then PR-tune its inhumane guerilla warfare strategy.

Isn't it the same thing?!

Both of them have justified demands and both have been using unjustifiable means to get their demands. At the end palestinians carry the weight of actions from both sides.

The end will only come when the Palestinian Government and the Palestinian people realise that peace is the only solution and renounce their support for Hamas, taking up their demands themselves and making a compromise.

I refuse to be bias. The only party that can end the conflict is the Palestinians. Palestinians have their freedom in their hands, they can do whatever they choose to do with it. They can continue to make demands, refuse compromise, fight or stop fighting, compromise their demands and regain their freedom. They wont have both.

nas00: Good morning friends.

Something not funny is happening to my '03 Accord ignition.

It once happened in the past that the car refused to start when I turned the key. Instead, it made some 'sparking' sound around the steering column and the lights on the dashboard would immediately fade out, then spark would stop.

I thought my battery was getting flat, and I replaced it with a brand new one. To my surprise, the same thing happened with the new battery.

I called an electrician to see, who told me the problem is in my car ignition. He removed a component attached to the end of the keyhole and took it for repair. After this, car started without problems for some weeks... BUT that shyt happened again yesterday.

Please, does anyone in the house know what the exact problem is and how it may be permanently fixed?

Thanks.

I have been experiencing the same thing but not frequent with my 2003 accord. I almost purchased a new battery but performed a battery test which i concluded that my battery was not defective.

I also experienced another problem. When kicking the kick starter slows down and stops. The next kick, it will just click but after 2-3 attempts, it will start normal like there was no problem. This one happens occassionally too. I was advised to change kick starter which i have not done yet.

nas00: 1. A 2003 Honda Accord, 4-cylinder engine will need about 4.4 litres of engine oil on the average. It may be more if the engine was hot at the time the oil is drained (which makes the engine oil to be drained thinner).
Therefore, after filling with 4.4 litres, you must check your engine oil level before starting your car the next morning. If the oil is short of the full mark on the dipstick, top off appropriately.

2. Although, Honda recommends 15" rims for the 2003 Accord, the car can be fitted with 16" wheels. This may affect the car's centre of gravity and consequently balance at top speed. Except a pre-existing American owner changes to 16" wheels, the factory default wheel size for 2003 Accord is 15". As such, it is quite unlikely you will get a 2003 Accord, shipped in with 16" wheels on it.

Hope my response was helpful.

Cheers!

Point of correction;

1. 4 cylinder requires 4.2 litres of engine oil if you also change the filter but less if you dont. The V6 takes 4.3 litres with filter or less without filter change. Filter takes about 0.2-0.3litres.

2. The 2003 honda accord comes from factory with both 15" and 16" wheels (rims) depending on the trim. DX and LX both have 15" steel wheel while EX comes from factory with 16" alloy wheel.

Please note that the overall circumference of the wheel and tire set up is almost equal. This is because 15" wheels are matched to a 65 profile tire while the 16" is matched with a 60 profile tire bringing both to almost the same circumference. You could install 17" or 18" wheels but reduce profile to 55 or 50 respectively, which gives you almost the same circumference.

DX has 195/65R15 tire
LX has 205/65R15 tire
EX has 205/60R16 tire

I need a very good quote from you.

How much is Toyota Prado 2007/8 and Toyota 4runner 2010

krasican: gov wey do local govt election dis yr abi wey reduce corper moni from 4k to 2k abi gov wey him wit im commissioner for edu say dem no need corpers .I HAV STAYED I KNW WATS HAPPENING DERE HE IS ATHIEF TAKE A LOOK AT HIS HOTELS .CUM TO D RURAL AREA AND U WILL SEE HELL ON EARTH

No 1, Nass state can barely pay salaries of its civil servants.

If he reduced it and payment becomes prompt thats a sign that that is what the state can afford. Besides when i was a corper there, Doma wasnt even paying it. After 3 months he pays 1. Which is better to have prompt 2k every month or have 4k in 3 months?

You are a corper now, you werent in the state 4 years ago. You have no idea what was going on in the state then. Compared to both PDP governors before him, he is a saint. I was there as a corper too 7 years ago.

I have seen both worlds, you have not.

omenka: Honestly!!! You need to drive from Lafia through Akwanga to Keffi to see what this man has done!!

Abdulahi Adamu and Akwe Doma ran the state aground only for Al Makura to revive it. Then the patrons of the nest of killers gathered in the dark to conspire against a good man, but God proved himself mighty in the light of day!!!

Viva Le Nasarawa!!

Who needs a drink?? I'm buying!

This is from someone who had been there. Many NLDers with no idea where Nass state is on the map of Nigeria were displaying ignorance in support of impeachment of one of the best governors in Nigeria just as they did with Ekiti. Is not as if some of them got the 5kg PDP bag of rice.

gbegudujo: Extremely difficult to do as all the people that voted must sign the recall paper and if anyone of them is dead the recalling is impossible so its barely impossible to do

Not all but one-half of the persons registered to vote in that member's Constituency.

Its not impossible as long as the required number is reached that require inec to initiate the recall processes. First of all there will be a cross check when all that signed must be confirmed as registered voters of the constituency and have reached one half of total registered voters. A referendum will be arranged and voting will be carried out and all must be withing 3months.

Why it has not happened in Nigeria is that the political party and the candidate move againts it with bribes and sort stopping people from signing it. In this case were two parties are involved, it will be a much more complicated one since a signature means a yes for the governor (who is doing well) and a decline means no for the governor. Since the governor is well love by the people anyone who doesnt sign is either bribed or benefits directly from the house member. Its like choosing between the governor and the house member.

Never have we had a recall reason better than this one. Ofcourse, the processes will stop once the members realise the number will be reached and move to reconcile with their constituents. It always ends this way.