₦airaland Forum

. Flamemignon1 .... come.and carry ur brother .....na so u seff dey claim gay yet u dey straff vágina...

At the end of the day...U guys are just technically heterosexuals with no discipline on ur sexual desires/lust to fvck any living thing,

Flamemignon1:
Lol,just because I'm not in Nigeria doesn't mean I'm not familiar with juju,I was born and brought up there,Lagos and Benin to be exact so I know my country people

Shattap.... Talking like u believe it now is a different issue ....cos u have always been forming western atheist all this time.....

Welldone... U don't believe in God...but u believe in spiritual juju.... Thunder fire your yansh..

ddooskie:
Thank you all in anticipation of a prompt response.

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U have a job....do u have COS?? ..if yes....next thing is to apply for visa if u have all the required documents..apply below

https://apply-to-visit-or-stay-in-the-uk.homeoffice.gov.uk/sort/start/skilled_worker_out_uk

If u don't have the documents required for visa application .... go and get them.....No step by step sir.....get them in any step u like.....just get them and get the correct one.......and apply through the link above...

Married couples need to prove to ukvi their marriage is real: u must give ukvi ur personal chat with ur wife, proof of address u both live together, pictures ...

If u have kids together : u need to get NPC issued birth certificate .....if u have it but it was not issued around the time u birthed them ... U will need further proof of their age ....like hospital records or hospital issued birth certificate or school records showing their age.

If u have kids from another relationship: that's a different Pandora's box entirely ...(I don't have strength)

Answers to your question
2: u can use hers or yours...just make sure the money required is complete for the number of applicants and obey the atleast 28days rule before applying.....I.e if the money is not already in your account ...because it's a small amount..many pple have it already in their account...if that's ur case..u dont need to wait for another 28days.

if u don't have the money....put the money needed in the account ... .the account will be ready in 28days or more from which ever day u put it.

3... ur TB test should be ready before end of 28days so u can apply once 28days is complete.. and if your account is already set..just go get the rest document .

4..u said u have a job offer already ...do u have COS .....if not... wait for COS before u get all documents that can expire.... sometimes COS is not issued quickly ..

5...use anyone of the tb test center u like ... the 150$ from IOM is an old quote that was in use before APC destroyed this nation ....IOm charges around 59k for TB test(last I checked) Book an appointment, confirm ur appointment, pay , and go for test

6 No....

This is the one part I don't like about women.
They will not help u with money, connection,
They will do nothing for you other than eat your small money u are making, use ur penis for their orgasm, and then be claiming they made you when u have become successful.



With what ...??
Pvssy??

Flamemignon1:
I wonder if you will say all this if she's your sister and she's the one cheated on? Moreover,if you Bini girl,you know she's not talking about any of this,na you dey look things from physical plain

Interesting.....
I thought I was dreaming reading this kinda comment from you .... At the end of the day, you pple just like pretending with you white men crap when u want to form

Jorussia:
u go dey do fraud for common ielts?Abeg make una nor dey disgrace this country. If u can't sit and pass ielts on ur own,i don't see why u should be in UK or any other English speaking countries in the western world.

U like vawulence ooooo.....how u take know say she do fraud??

Welcomme:
Oga, with 200 pounds, family of 6 will feed comfortably for a month in the UK. You stay in Nigeria and you are arguing with me. Fine, food prices increased but believe me, it is still very affordable. In UK, food is the least of anyone's problem.

Family of 6?? Na only Tesco u dey buy??

Welcomme:
I never knew transportation is free in Nigeria. I never knew petrol is free on Nigeria.

Lol...wicked sarcasm

gidjah:
You right bro, house are the most expensive over there.Food is way cheaper than housing.

Food is cheap..especially if u a fan of Tesco

ChisomFav2000:
Thank you so much sir, am a mental health nurse. But is it necessary I send them a reminder mail after one week?

No harm in sending....

gidjah:
so for a teacher friend who Earns about 2,600POUNDS, SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PAY 200POUNDS COMFORTABLEY ABI ??

You dont know her other expense... She fit dey stay house of 1700 per month for london...

jamafa:
200pounds is not much for electricity??

How much dem dey earn monthly??

Nigeria is far better, if u av good source of income.

U can do what u like here

If u stay in electricity-only flat....(High rise buildings) electric bills is very high now

sinero:
Go and try to work and see how easy it is to come about 1 pound. Una go just sit for one corner they blow rubbish for mouth. Na so e easy to make d money abroad now

U just want to talk because u have data.....and u don't have much to say.. thats why all u have na insult.....

ChisomFav2000:
Please sir, I want to know how it takes for trust to contact someone after interview. I did my interview last week Thursday, after the micro soft teams video interview, they took my number and promise to reach out to be before one week but am yet to hear from them, please should I send them a reminder mail or wait? The trust is in greater Manchester.

One week....?? Madam...u no know NHS ooo

Anything with NHS must involve patience ooo

... They are never in a hurry when it comes to hiring oversea applicant..... U need plenty cold water to cool ur mind for these waiting period

NHS go teach u patience..u be scientist abi nurse??

Tajbol4splend:
I am a Yoruba Muslim but I have attended a lot of Christians friends' weddings, so I would like to ask.

Is it biblical for the pastor to ask if any third party stands against the Union of husband and wife?

And if anyone should say they stand against it, would the wedding be void and the marriage will not take place, I mean is that the end?

What is the significance of the third party, I mean why should it matter what they think?

First tell us the significance or importance of u being a yoruba Muslim to the question you asked... U could have asked the question without emphasizing ur Yoruba Muslim status...

Eqbumb:
Why would you advise me to forget about the money? That is just impossible.

Are u sure that's not woman owing u 1.8M , disguising on nairaland

Eqbumb:
Hello, gentlemen. I require your assistance. I and my wife paid a travel agency N1.8 million in part payment for a greener pasture; she has been posting us for a year. We've been requesting her for four months to return our passport so that we can assign the task to another qualified agent, but she has refused. According to their corporate policy, 50% of our money was supposed to be refunded if the trip did not go as planned; this is how she said they do things in their firm. Fortunately for us, we know where she lives. We went to her house with soldiers last week, but she was smart enough to flee. Here's the problem. I'm looking for suggestions on how to catch her.

Police will collect 50k to track her exact loc...
She will pay u back ur 50k for tracking including your 1.8M...if she has it ooooo

Charly68:
People suddenly become godless because of money...this is a sad situation in Africa

godless??
It's like U don't know nigerians.....opportunity to steal is called blessing from God by most nigerians.....some will even call u mumu for not stealing when u had the chance....that God cannot bless you again

planetx:
10 pounds a month for food in the UK? You must be eating crazy health destroying Junk food if even your story is true, even with 35 pounds a month.

No one can survive on 10 £ per month ...even if all they eat is junks.... The person must b getting free food from a coded food bank or family

Lance008:
Have been trying to get a job please which job is easily gotten with skill visa

The truth is.....No job with COS is easy ..

Competition is high btw those that are already in and those still in Nigeria...

Ogilinsaka:
Everything I know about Otedola, his children, in-laws etc,,I know against my will..

Lol ..

fvnny guy.

babe4chi:
Good morning everyone. Please I need help seriously!
I first did standard Ielts earlier in oct and I got to find out I’m supposed to have done the ukvi. I registered for the ukvi Ielts. And getting to the 13th day which was on Monday, I received a mail that my result was withheld. And there’s nothing they can do except to wait for 3 months for them to finish investigating. And they advised i don’t register for another exam until they finish with their investigations.

Now, I’m supposed to apply for the work visa this month end. Please do I go ahead and register for alternative test like the PSI?
Please I need advise urgently. I’m very devastated with the whole turnout. Thanks

Apply fot another test like PTE if u and IELTS have issues naaa

nairalanda1:
That's not cheap. 200 pounds can with careful budgeting pay for food for two to three months for a single person in the UK, ASSUMING power costs are paid off.

Plus would you like to pay N200K a month as power bill here in Nigeria? Estimated billing?

We are talking bills u are talking food......

The guy is saying his friend pays bills in a month equivalent of 200k....and im letting him how small 200k is now....because pounds is now above 1000N
How much was ur last bill....water, electricity, gas, and council tax....if u stay in two bed

Amigoss:
See eternal disgrace and having your families name and addresses published on the internet,put in harm's way for a paltry sum of $20million...

Paltry sum.... ??

Guy no dey cap

tommy589:
20M in USD

Crafty but not smart to know US is not a safe haven

Na mumu........ Instead make she go where interpol can't reach her.

NwaliE01:
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Please, are you abroad?

No mind am...e no get any friend wey tell am that nonsense.... E just dey cap

voltron14:
How cab 200 pounds for a 2 bedroom flat be cheap?

How much did u friend pay last for gas, electricity, water, and council tax..... It's more than equivalent of 200k ...u just dey cap

mashaun:
Hello House,

Please help with this Question O.
My wife has submitted her Visa application on UKVI website but will be going for her biometric data capturing soon. Our area of confusion is For proof of fund: Which date should we recognise for the 28days Fund requirement. Is it date of submission on UKVI website or Appointment date for Data Capturing at Tls

The 28day rule is before Submitting your visa application....as mentioned in the ukvi website

PoliteActivist:
I recommend this book below for your condition. It is not a cure but it'll definitely help

Yawn!!

2mch:
Trust you can never afford what they pay for electricity. Most people abroad can barely afford to eat because food has gone up over 100%. Cost of living crises is a global issue. My friend pays electricity bill of equivalent 200k a month for 2 bedroom flat.

200k is now less than 200pounds oooo ..that's cheap bill oooo

PoliteActivist:
Instead of accepting and making peace with being a LIAR, and humbly moving on, you continue posting crap!

Yawnnnn....

U are not the judge of what a lie or crap is...

U are no different from Muslims that call anything they like blasphemy just because they wanna kill ...u are just full of yourself....... Take ur own advice.. u r the one posting crap

[quote author=PoliteActivist post=126967299]Keep posting bullcrap[/quote

Yawn!!!!!!!! u can't even to Take ur own advice...

You are the one posting bullcrap with your Holier than thou and petty behavior