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Bro just endure till you start walking then pay her off and change your all locks.

Hope you didn’t promise her marriage o. Hope you didn’t even joke about it o.

You have done the best you can do. You didn’t blame her for her predicament and you didn’t advise her. Good.

She will be offended. That’s normal. Anyone who reports to you expects you to take their side. Staying neutral is often interpreted as taking sides with the other person. Don’t be bothered.

You are brave. I don’t know how to tell someone they have body odour.

One babe I liked had serious mouth odour. Omo, that was the main reason I stopped chyking her. She hates me now.

Nice shape, nice skin, fine babe but mouth odour. I couldn’t continue kissing her. E choke.

Ask your bro what she has on him. What is that secret that she knows that he would do anything to protect? Ask him.

This is not normal.

That guy kept saying “madam abeg, madam abeg”

I bin think she dey joke until she nak the tv for ground. This woman dey vex sha.

Madam forgive him. It was just a mistake. Nobody is a above mistake ma.

Would have made more sense if this guy wasn’t such a simp himself.

Men should always think of themselves first! Women don’t give a fxxk about your sacrifice.

Focus on yourself and your kids.

Spectrum22:
These offenders will comport themselves when they travel abroad yet they behave like animals in their own country. Abeg no sympathy!

You don’t drive (at least in Lagos) that’s why you’re talking rubbish.

Go to adams str in oworo. Half of the street is one way. You must either turn left or right at the last junction along the street else, you will be driving one way. And there is NO sign. A street starts as two way then ends up as one way and there’s no bloody sign to warn you.

Same thing Adeola Hopewell in VI, when you turn into the street from Sanusi Fafunwa. Suddenly you’d find yourself in one way situation. No warning. Then in Oworo also, there’s Oba Oloruntoyin way. No sign at the junction where Onabanjo streets branches off. You would have entered the street before knowing what’s up. Same with some streets in Lagos Island. You can never know cos no sign.

Why should a person go to jail and still forfeit his vehicle for that? When it’s not like he drove one way on the express.

You can see how silent he was on whether anyone can escape punishment.

All this due process has only one bus stop. Na Prison.

Once you’re caught you’re going to jail and forfeiting your vehicle regardless of the presence of traffic signs or not. This draconian law needs to be amended especially for small roads without signs that one can mistakenly enter.

Ndi feminist. One of your leaders has gone crazy again.

Woke people will set fire to the world eventually

teepain:
Then, more people should invest in Keke and korope buses in those axes. I am fairly certain that as the demand gap persists, entrepreneur s would fill the vacuum. They just need to be sure that the LASG would not reverse the ban on Bikes in those axes.

Nigerians love business.

Those private individuals who can invest in those businesses have already done so. But there is still a big percentage of commuters left out. This is where the government comes in. BRT buses are the only solution for main roads. They can move a lot more people at a time.

This should be sufficient until more train routes are built. There’s no way we can avoid considering underground trains in the future. The population in Lagos is growing very fast

ShaqFu:
Aren't there Keke Napep or Korope buses plying those roads?

People would not be that many if those kekes and koropes were sufficient.

They need big buses on those routes. BRT should not be for expressways alone. They are needed for smaller roads. Then Korope and Keke for access roads.

Trains for long distances, big buses for medium and short distances. Keke for short distances.

Make FG give this babe something huge. She is a remarkable athlete. It’s not easy to remain at the top in this sport. The contenders are not sleeping.

The thing is, she could have easily represented USA and become one of their track stars but she chose this country. Hmmm. I salute her decision.

Magnoliaa:
How it started...

vs.

How it's going...

It started with popcorn? Damn! I’m so romantic

He made a mistake. Nobody is above mistake.

Magnoliaa:
But men have body hair and it's okay. What about this should be moderated? It is a personal choice, just like choosing to wear makeup or plaiting your hair or wearing earrings... so long as you're clean and comfortable, what's wrong in that?

Well, you have a point.






But I will never agree

MrBachelor:
The one on red get better breasts. But I am a nyansh guy sha. Especially those nyansh wey dey shaped like apple wey dey upside down .

My brother you have good taste. Yansh is life!

Magnoliaa come and carry your disciples o.


All this women empowerment sh!t needs to be moderated cos WTF is this!

This is proof that he was NOT beaten for being a violent criminal. He would not be alive if those soldiers actually thought he was an unknown gunman.

Nigerian soldiers bully innocent civilians like this everyday.

Those girls knew what they signed up for. They just didn’t calculate the extreme greed of the madams in the equation.

This one is lucky she returned in one piece

Persephone1:
I am dancing right now watching the video

Oya whine dat waist
Whine am well

This song has brought back memories. Hmmmm

So this is the meaning of this song

Let me dedicate this song to my babes, Magnoliaa and Persephone1.

This story no clear.

Many questions

She must be sacked! How did she even get the job in the first place?

Magnoliaa:
Sooooo, is it now on aburo/egbon levels?



Shey eni ti o ma blow trumpet will believe first. What's there to blow when I am not convinced of what you are?

you’re still the sugar in my agbo jedi

Better believe me.

Magnoliaa:
Alhamdulillah, to the glory of God, the highest certification I have is a WASSCE, if I am being realistic.

MSc loun loun. E really shock you?

E shock me, I no go lie

E pele o. Mahatma Gandhi and President Obama rolled into one.

I don’t like blowing my trumpet. But I don’t mind you blowing it for me.

Magnoliaa:
Waoww. This must be a research by scholars from the University of Leicester and that has been peer-reviewed o.



You no put all the ami ohun this time. I have forgotten how well you know how to place it sef.

Omo ilu wo ni e na? You're a child of which state?

I don’t want to mention the source of the research for humility reasons. I prefer to be humble, you know.

I cannot mention my hometown for security reasons. Some people will put 2 & 2 together and catch me.

Magnoliaa:

MSc or PhD?

ibechris:
I disagree with u.

Yes,not all bankers are what u just mentioned and not all who engage in the aforementioned are as u labelled them.

Being discipline is not generic but a personal choice.
So,stop lying.

I have worked in the bank.
Just say u hate these classes of women in these vocations and don't say what is not true.

Shet up

Magnoliaa:
O tun reiterate e **bites finger in anger**. Ahhh! At least avoid students, especially students.

Take a deep breath, Maggi. A deeep breath, and release it. Good.

Just...just come and clear yourself, this man.

Wait.

Tell me you’re not a student.

Magnoliaa:
Is this your favourite food, my love?

It wasn't pounded yam and ègúsì and bush meat, though, but ma worry. Next taim. I know this now. I will even specially pound the yam and put all orisirisi of meat.

Yes, darling. You're mine and I am yours. Ki la wa fun ra wa fun? Ekuro ni alabaku ewa afterall.

Buh ibi twerking yen ni a ti ma fere ni problem ferefe.

Come sef, twerking is for all these nonsense nonsense chewing gum boys jare. A real man, a man of the house and husband material receives good rubs and massages. And a great bath too.

But ya denying your first love for me. What's my assurance that you wee not do same to me if you find another woman now?

You know I can’t deny you. You know na.

Twerking is good for the heart of the observer. It also reduces blood sugar, while it improves liver function and other things. Trust me.

Iyan ati eran igbe is the preferred delicacy of every self respecting Yoruba man. It’s in the constitution sef. Trust me once again.

Persephone1:
A bo lounje kuuuu, ofonran olofun jin. Maggie have use food collect trouser from you give you wrapper!

Chai, which kind of love potion did maggie do, it must be from Afghanistan abi from Punjab ni?

I must get to the root of this

Say whatever you like. Me, I’m not ashamed of anything. Food is life!

Magnoliaa:
Shey the shepe has cleared for ya eyes now? Oya, come and eat swallow, and lemme rub the fluffy pillow in your midriff.

Maggie you know I’m just kidding.

Hope it’s iyán àti ẹ̀gúsí pẹ̀lú ẹran ìgbẹ́? Rub my tummy baby girl. I’m all yours. Forget Persephone1. I don’t even know her.

Come and twerk for me baby. Zaddy is here for you.