mattonnairaland:

Shey una know say here be clearance thread abi aiye nse eyin mejeji ni ??

Werey, I’m doing clearance sale for my dear Begoniaa. I’m negotiating a reason to clear away my 3 stable girlfriends just for her.

No vex

begoniaa:


So it's after I'm trying to find myself for real that you want to do me like this? What's the guarantee that I'll have you for real if I compromise my identity and detransition? Are you worth that sacrifice?

Actually there’s no guarantee

begoniaa:


Werey. If you cannot accept me for who I am, fokoff.

But you are not a man. Change back so that we can collabo fruitfully.

Magnoliaa:


AfroKnight, let's make kids. ❤❤❤ These are so cute.

Maggie it’s like you’re a man now abi? Since when?

Anyway I don’t make kids with my fellow men. Change back and I might breakup with my 3 steady girlfriends for you. Real talk.

Your guy has attached his ego to the success or failure of this relationship. He simply cannot believe there is a girl in this world who would not want to be with him.

He has put himself on a pedestal and, deep down, he is ashamed to give up.

Don’t stop warning him but do it in a respectful manner so you don’t lose your friendship. It is a pity he has set himself up like this. The girl is not to blame anymore cos she has tried.

I just hope she’s safe cos your guy may turn out to be a psycho when he finally realises he has wasted his life chasing her.

This boy’s mother is destroying him. She’s using her son to fight her ex husband. Women fight dirty, so not surprised.

Magnoliaa:


Uhh... alafia ma ni gbogbo won wa o! Adupe lowo Olorun. E seun gidi.

Awon iyawo yi ati side pieces na nko?

A dupe.

Omo ko easy rara. I’m trying my best to be faithful to my 3 girlfriends but one babe with big yansh is testing my resolve. It’s like she wants to be number 4. But as a faithful man, I will resist her.

Magnoliaa:


I'm fine.

How are your boyfriends?

Magnoliaa:


How have you been, legit talk?

Good! And you?

Magnoliaa:


O wa la ra e. Shior.

Ehn, thank you

Persephone1:
Afroknight will only stop on 100th wife.

It’s not illegal

Rivers people

See his username sef.

Werey. Who dey vex you?

This is an illegal protest. These women must be arrested and charged for public disturbance or something like that

You cannot force men stick to faithfulness. Leave these young girls alone.

Cc: Magnoliaa and Palema007

DIKEnaWAR:
Femi Falana talks most times as if he is the law and only legal authority in the world. Did Malami and Ngige write resignation letters?

If they have not returned their nomination forms, fully filled and signed, then they cannot be said to be contesting for the office and if they didn't send a resignation letter to the President, they have not resigned.

I no send them or this govt, but the law is the law.

Falana writes like that because it is his duty. We actually need many more like him especially in a country of people with dead conscience and a constitution with many loopholes.

Wicked Wike.

Is anyone surprised though. The events that led to his emergence as governor 8 years ago are still fresh.

He can’t even win the primaries in PDP anyway so Nigeria is safe from him.

Acidbath:


I didn't. They don't usually stick around, do they?

Ah, so you are one of those contentious young women? I didn’t know o. Forget I said anything.

Acidbath:
My dream is to have alot of money, a cute house...me outside drinking fresh orange juice and taking fresh air with my family( parents and siblings )and friends with my two kids jumping around me.

Not some inventless, gay looking beast.

You forgot to mention the father of your 2 kids who are jumping around

They were bold cos their imams and sultans would protect them.

Behold Northern Nigeria. Students who should be enlightened are behaving like Boko Haram.

The sad thing is they will get away with this cos government never punishes this kind of behaviour

Drink more beer.



6pack
Ya stupîd sha. You want to be depressed because of someone who is toying with you openly. She no even send you and you say you’re in love? Ya very stupîd.

Better drink your beer and focus on your hustle.

Pros?

Lol. What pros?

What pros that you cannot get from women yet to give birth?

No deceive yourself. When it comes to pros, there are no peculiar pros, as they are the same with women who are yet to give birth.


But the cons, hmmm.

siofra:
Why do they pretend like they don't like false lashes on ladies?

Ever since I fixed it on Saturday, I've not been able to rest.

I get at least 10 toasters a day.

But online all of them pretend to hate it. Why

This one tink say na suitors dey disturb her. She nor know say na customers dey rush her.

They are pricing your market if you don’t know.

Decent men h@te that sh!t on their wives and girlfriends. If they encourage you to wear lashes, then you know they are only with you for a bit of fun and not for the long run.

I believe guys who do scams like this are secretly gay. Cos how the hell would I be comfortable disguising as a woman and chatting with a man toasting me? Disgusting!

You for no tell the guy say im location don cast. Na mumu. Let him waste his time scoring own goals.

posty56:
look the gap between her legs, that's how, if the gap is wide a little, no that ,that one na f*cklicant, but if it's not then she's probably a vmobile

Guy wetin you smoke?

A broke woman from a poor home can get a husband/boyfriend easily.

A broke man can’t even get a broke woman to say hi to him.

That’s the reality of men. You must step up as a man and take charge of your finances.

You say you’re handsome, okay, use it to find a good job instead of using it to look for a wife with money.

Abetterperson:



Normally I don't reply bullies but please if u don't have some reasonable to say kindly shut up
Do u think am stupid, he's actually carrying a lot of burdens which I understand, what I don't understand is his coping method.
That's y I'm here asking for help, if he rejects my help over and over again, I will have to leave him in order to save me
The reason I'm still with him is because he's nice, but don't think I will destroy myself because of anybody
So do u have any reasons advice or do u want to stay quiet

He lied to you. He doesn’t smoke to cope with his “burdens”. He smokes because he is addicted.

He will never stop.

Weed smokers are more pigheaded and delusional than cigarette/tobacco smokers. They will never agree that it’s hazardous. Some even deny that it’s addictive or that it’s a drug. People wey go argue with professors of medicine and be quoting studies they cannot verify.

If you can’t adjust and accept him like that, find your way. He will not stop smoking weed.

Onyi22:
To the mod that banned me for 8 months, it will never be well with your wife

Wetin the wife do you na?

Be calming down

tesppidd:
So that City will carry him to the title and golden boot right??

He would have a better team. This united team is so frustrating.

Ishilove:
My own in all these is their poor grammatical construction in the chats. Why do so many Nigerians write so badly? What is "don't tell anybody in your hux"?


Oh Lord

*face palm*

Just comot eye, if not, you go just vex wipe person usb cord for armpit.

22o62021
You should have broken up long ago. You allowed this disrespect to continue. Better forget her. It’s sure that if you marry her, your children won’t share your DNA.

Stay in engineering.