₦airaland Forum

believeMEyou:
Shey them dey teach people how to swim ni?

Things I learnt by myself that makes people think I'm not normal

1) How to drive automatic car
2)How to drive okada
3)How to drive manual motor( my experience with okada help me here)
4) How to swim (learnt this at badagry beach)

I wonder how people still dey find person wey go teach them these things especially men

Rest.
No be everybody go be like you.

Experienced swimmers sef dey drown.

Stephenmoka4:
I am not a Muslim, and I have seen some damages done terming it "haram".

Seems you're scared of them.

Stephenmoka4:
I am on the Christian side but I would recommend you don't include Islam into this, for peace to reign.

Islamic peeps have planted so much fear into you guys.
If he includes Islam, what will happen?

It's either you're one of the brain washed muslims or you're just lily-livered.

nairalanda1:
Marry a man. You did say women bring noting to the table.

Marry a man. Have fun. Let your husband bring things to the table.

I am not speaking for you. You were the one who said women bring nothing.

Again, you are not asking a question.

Quote the post where I said "women bring nothing"

nairalanda1:
Well, marry a man. It will make you happy.

You don't like women. I don't think I can change your mind.

For your own good, change your mindset. Hate is a bad place to be.

Why are you speaking for me? Did I tell you I don't like women?
So asking a question has become hating on women?

I'm in awe.

nairalanda1:
Well, here is what you said




So, at the end, you believe your wife brings nothing to the table, therefore, divorce her and marry a man, or better still , marry yourself.

Men bring things to the table.

So, enjoy your married life with a man, and stop disturbing us poor jokes..

You are not asking a question, you are making a rhetorical statement. So, I am responding with a comment that since you don't like women and think women are useless, then marry a man, and be happy, and stop grumbling about your wife, or women on nairaland.

I have told you it's a question twice. Now is the third.
You still claimed it's a rhetoric.

Seems you can't beat your chest to answer what your wife offers you. And it's fine. We already know the type of woman you married.

nairalanda1:
The person i responded to is the one saying that.

So i told him to marry a man. Problem solved for him

I'm the same person.
I never said women bring nothing. I only asked a question which you've refused to answer.

nairalanda1:
Marry your fellow male then, since women bring nothing, but males bring something apparently

Failing which, marry yourself. You will save a lot of money as a result..

You failed to answer the question; instead, you concluded women bring nothing.

nairalanda1:
Marriage is not dead, and let's stop these kind of articles on Nairaland.

My issue with marriage is, after you pay all the bills which is not easy to pay, what then is your wife doing to benefit you?

She enjoys your wealth. Asides from intercourse which you both enjoy together, what else is she offering you?

Rayban25:
His mom would have had her will and will everything to him👍

Hmmm

Maka sense. Some mumu men will even buy properties in their lovers name. The only part you'll see my woman's name on my documents is probably the next of kin's section.

Rayban25:
No be new thing sha.theyve been doing it for the longest.

Nlfpmod no be so?

What of when the mama later die?

Medianna:
Life goes on.

What kind of receding hairline is that?

Sixfeetbelle:
😭😭😭😭😭😭

What sort of wicked advise is this?

Stay tuned for more wicked advices 😁😁😁😁

Get a girl with small booobs or flat asss.
If she complains about your biro cover diick, complain about her orange sized booobs or her signboard-flat asss.

Brendaniel:
But they keep coming back to kill and rape you people and you refused to fight them, then what crime have the Igbos committed that will warrant you to leave the Fulanis and attack Igbos and if you claim Igbos committed your imaginary crimes, why don't you allow the security forces do their work like you allow them do for Fulanis?

I don't understand, did we force dominance on you? I came to your land and made purchase most times even higher than the normal price then what dominance are you talking about, you people claim Igbos love money then how would an Igbo man reject good money to buy his land?

I don't get you guys, something is not adding up, please can you list the crimes Igbo commited to warrant getting attacked....

Don't worry.
Una never see anything.

Brendaniel:
But attacking Igbos on election day is not a mockery of your cultural heritage?

Like I said earlier I thank God the producer and director are Yorubas, if not they would have started another round of propaganda, hate and wickedness....

This attack pain you oh.

Start learning self defence against next election 😜😜😜

Brendaniel:
Because you call everyone who is not Yoruba foreigners, so I am wondering why the Fulani foreigners who are very wicked to you people are not blamed or attacked for killing you people and the law abiding foreigners are attacked by your people for abiding to the law like going out to vote....

Fulani have always been blamed and repelled by our security forces.

We are not talking about law abiding here. We're talking about your dominance on our land where such dominance isn't permissible for us on your land.

Brendaniel:
And yet some of your people dedicated a whole day during election to fight them while Fulanis keep having field days of unhindered operation killing and raping your people...

None of us will go to fight them on their lands.

You keep comparing yourselves with Fulani terrorists. Are you indirectly saying Igbos are terrorists too?
Remember we hear what Simon Ekpa always send his boys to do.

Brendaniel:
I have checked and I've not heard of any, even if it's a screenshot of a chat with you and the person(not recent date), at least if I tell you Igbos were attacked on election day in Lagos, I have not just screenshots but news links and videos of the attacks, please I need proof....

Ask Yoruba people living in South east.

I'm talking about discussions that happened at an event or just randomly.
Who has time to start chatting about igbos? They aren't that important afterall.

Brendaniel:
And you want me to believe you just like that? Without any evidence?

It's just like me asking for evidence that Igbo dominate Alaba market.

Go and confirm yourself.

Brendaniel:
And you have refused to show me evidence to your claim, if you can't then you are only lying to justify your bigotry, hatred and wickedness against the Igbos....

I told you I have relatives who have been living in the east for years.
Even my dad spent 4 years in Ohafia. My uncle has been a lecturer in FUTO for 9 years now. There are a lot more.

What they say in common is that Igbos mitigate the dominance and expansion of other tribes by refusing to sell them landed properties. Infact, if they lease their land to you and they are seeing your rapid expansion over the years, they can terminate the leasing contract.

They aren't even accommodating. Always shouting "ngbàti ngbàti people"

Brendaniel:
Wow so you fear only those who threaten and kill you people and fight those who are law abiding, what do they call such a person again, Oh I remember "coward", So Fulanis attack you people you then turn the vengeance on Igbos who did not attack you and you call yourselves sophisticated?

You talk about Igbos in Alaba, Computer village and so on, why do I sense some form of jealousy and envy, so you want to attack them when they never attacked you, all those businesses are genuinely owned and run and pay taxes to the government, so what offense have they committed, the same Fulanis are killing your people in various states and villages in Yoruba land, they have their settlements everywhere, but you didn't mention a single location of theirs to attack, How convenient,....

Then you talked about your relatives staying in Igboland, have they ever been denied their constitutional rights like not voting or refused rentage or purchase of land before and if you lie just to score cheap point, that is what might happen to them since you are praying for that to happen to them?

Online back and forth changes nothing.

As long as what you're doing on our land can't be allowed for us on your land, una go still dey collect.

Next election, troop out and say you want to vote in Lagos.

Brendaniel:
Firstly you said it will likely happen again, which means you see nothing wrong in it and you tried to justify it by giving the reasons in the last paragraph but let us even assume for a second that your reasons in the last paragraph are correct, the question I ask is:

If Igbos are actually doing all that, is it worse than Fulani herdsmen killing, raping, burning farmlands, houses and sacking villages in Yoruba land?

So why single out the Igbos to attack instead of the Fulanis or have Igbos ever done any of what Fulanis have been doing to Yorubas since 2015?

Or are you trying to tell me that Fulanis have behaved better than the Igbos in Yoruba land?

For the claims in your last paragraph about the Igbos, do you know any Yoruba person personally that tried getting a land or house in the souh east that was refused?

If you haven't then I can tell that it is because it does not happen, it is pure propaganda by your political class to achieve the same thing they achieved during the election.

Fulanis have weapons. It's not easy to fight them back.

As long as we have Igbos in Alaba, Computer village and all other parts of Yoruba land, una go dey hear am for our hand. Because you can never allow such domination on your soil.

I have relatives whom have been living in Igbo land for Donkey years. Make it make sense.

Brendaniel:
I'm not linking to tribe but as it stands I have my suspicion because of what happened in the election and it is my rights to have that suspicion and every other Igbo persons rights to have the same suspicion, next time your politicians will not tow tribal path to win elections, the damage has been done already, if people who were to vote legitimately were denied and attacked because of tribe, so how can you prove in its entirety that this also has nothing to do with tribe.

It is my constitutional rights to have my suspicion same as Every other Igbo person....

You have the right to be suspicious.
But this is between students not government. We care less about others' tribes. We have igbo students voted in to occupy executive offices. If we were tribalistic, we won't vote them against our own person also vying.

Lastly, what happened during last election will most likely happen again and there's nothing any igbo person can do about it.

Y'all are tribalistic to the extent that you prefer not to sell your property at all to selling it to a non-igbo. Small chance you're given in another man's land, you'll bring your entire lineage to dominate everywhere. Whereas, such cannot happen in Igbo land.

Odin13:
My bro finished .. pharmacy best student .. crossed from social studies education..

Does not mean .. OAU is not laced with chronic tribalism

Go there today .. and ask any lecturer from other tribes and he will update you

I left OAU .. 01.. and am telling what’s goes on today

Was prof Makanjuola of health sciences that stop student writing thrit local government on exams booklets

That was 06 or thereabouts

Don’t use this ones to hide the obvious ..

You left 01 and you're claiming to still know what's happening there 22 years later?

Brendaniel:
The moderators were Yorubas, I'm not entirely blaming it on ethnic bias I am just saying there could be a high probability, and even if there is non, it still looks suspicious, thanks to Tinubu who has done the damage, now anywhere in the south west a perceived Igbo person is attacked by Yorubas wrong or right, it will look like ethnic profiling, some of you don't know the damage Tinubu has done yet....

You expect the moderators to be Igbo or what?
This is Osun state not Anambra.

We are telling you people that maximum shi shi has always been this brutal, it's only the really unfortunate ones that lose their lives.

No school staff will kill a student and expect to go scot free.

He was asthmatic. He was denied access to his inhaler. Instead, he was given energy drink for him to endure the beating...not a new thing.

No be everything una go link to tribe.

Oluwadare:
If you are lucky enough to be posted to Osun State, you will not regret it. I assure you that.

Work towards that.

Why do you say so?

Persephone1:
What killed my feelings for a guy is his entitlement mentality. He kept asking when I will visit like he is some celebrity or USA president or the next best thing after cake

Cc

Magnolia
Folake4u
Iyaebethegreat
Eyinju

Please share yours 🤣 😃 😊

Now, this thread is meant for ladies but you, folake4u and other females have been gallivanting.

Few days ago, you and sixfeetbelle claimed you couldn't reply on a thread meant for females to reply. Why? You lots said the men didn't give you chance to respond.
Now, are y'all also giving men chance to respond too?

Hypocrisy at it's peak.

Sixfeetbelle:
It didn't, but by virtue of the topic targeting a particular gender, the other one should have kept mum.

In this case, unfortunately, their responses have influenced me, so I won't bother. Besides, they've said everything I would have said anyway.

What happened to freedom of speech? Don't we have ladies going to the "Redpill/alpha male" threads?

For their responses to have influenced you, it means you don't have a mind of your own.

The emboldened is the only valid thing said so far.

Persephone1:
Perhaps I should give you my log in details, this way you don't need to show your disgruntled entitlement to my posts.

This proves that you had nothing to say but decided to blame men's responses for your inability to give a thoughtful response.

Unaccountability, an average Nigerian lady's innate trait!

Ciao

Persephone1:
Lol...... perhaps if the males had given us the chance to,we would have. 😂😂😂

Very funny individuals.

The OP has given you the chance, but you preferred to use the chance to condemn men giving their thoughts.

Sixfeetbelle:
First of, tell the women in men's clothing to not answer if the question isn't directed to them.

Once that is done, then we can answer.

The post doesn't say men shouldn't answer.

There are a lot of men who have experience with women and can give opinions too.

Moreso, the responses of other people (not to you) shouldn't influence your response.