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PropertiesRe: I Reported My Landlord Today by Anonymoususher(op): 4:40pm On Mar 05, 2023
bigdammyj:
Weldon.
But what led to these, What was his negligence that almost cost you your life and destroyed your properties, AC, TV, Shelve, speaker etc?
You didn't tell us what really happened.
The negligence is that because of money he gave a hospital staying above me quit notice and rented it to a man that was using it as warehouse for packing motor engines all because the man offered to pay thrice what the hospital was paying.

I called him and said it was risky. I lived down stairs and I have never seen a place where upstair is used as warehouse for motor engines.

He didn't listen. One night I came back from work and immediately I went to the bathroom to bathe Lo and behold the decking fell down and destroyed everything in my house. If it wasnt God that pushed me out to the bathroom I would have died.

Well I have moved out of the house and case is still on
HealthRe: Please How Can I Handle This Infection by Anonymoususher: 6:39pm On Mar 03, 2023
Roseodd:
I am going to be honest here,I had sex with my girlfriend before traveling, and now my penis is removing milky liquid, and also it pains me sometimes when I want to urinate.

What medicine can I take please.
Help me with the perfect drug name.
I had same experience. That should be urinary tract infection (UTI).

I bought cyprotab and doxycycline.

I took both continuously till it stopped
PoliticsRe: God Removed A Military Ruler Who Acted Like He Owned Nigeria - Pastor Adeboye by Anonymoususher: 9:45pm On Feb 28, 2023
I have no atom of respect for anyone in redeem including una G.O
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Defeats Gov Ishaku In His Polling Unit in Taraba by Anonymoususher: 11:13pm On Feb 25, 2023
Mightymanna:
I don't want to disappoint anybody but labour party is mostly getting zero votes in most polling units in the core North, Jigawa Katsina and Yobe Precisely, the contest is mainly between Atiku and Tinubu, all parties should forget Kano state too because Kwankwaso has cleared that state including reps and senates
Don't worry. All we need in North East and North West is 25% to scale through and so far we are giving them a good fight in kaduna through kaduna south, we are also giving a good fight in Adamawa (Mubi to be precise) and Bauchi.

With The few Christian population we can mop up the crumbs those big wigs drop here and there to get our 25%

There won't be block votes from the KKK states this year because thanks to Kwankwanso Kano's vote has been split, Kaduna has also been split by 4 parties, Katsina will also see some splitting but with a large chunk going to APC.

Where we need to watch out is in zamfara, Yobe, Bornu and Jigawa because we are going to get heavy losses in those states

So far we have secured SS, SE and cruising to victory in NC with Benue, Abuja, Nasarawa and a good lead in Taraba. Kogi will be split and Kwara will be heavily lost.

In South West, we have obviously won Lagos, doing fine in Oyo though taking heavy losses in Osun, Ekiti and Ondo but getting 30% shouldn't be a problem for us in SW.

Only LP is guaranteed to win 3 zones out of 6

PDP will only get NW and NE
APC is getting just SW with a massive loss of Lagos.

For the rigging part we need to put an eye on what is happening in Rivers and Lagos result collation. Wike is a mad man
PoliticsRe: INEC Probes Claim Of PVCs Found In Anambra Forest by Anonymoususher: 2:41pm On Feb 24, 2023
Civil service that is so corrupt.

INEC officials can discard PVCs and give fake reports of successful collection
TravelRe: Beautiful Picture Of Araromi Beach, Ilaje, Ondo State by Anonymoususher: 10:09pm On Feb 23, 2023
One of the dirtiest beaches ever. Last I was there was in 2017 during my youth service. I don't know if they have cleaned up.

The beach dirty sha with fishing nets everywhere. Forget these colored photos you are seeing online the beach too dirty
HealthRe: Doctors In The House Please HELP!!! (viewer Discretion Photo) by Anonymoususher: 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2023
Brother please try and have sex or masturbate.

To avoid prostrate cancer. I used to be a Churchill guy until one of my church member went down which prostrate cancer. Doctor advised to have regular ejaculation.

Don't allow religion destroy u. But be careful while going on with promiscuity
CareerRe: Petrol And Cash Scarcity: Office Workers, How Are You Coping? by Anonymoususher: 6:22pm On Feb 20, 2023
brutal1:
You are an idiot, you suppose don make am pass ds your level but even God dey read this your post and e dey reason am say you are not worthy to be more than ds your level...for the past two weeks...I can share you locations there is no ATM machine dispensing cash in the whole Bodija, also no POS with cash here for the past two weeks now. Start from Housing to Cocoa bean to sluggers to 411 junction all the way to sango market. You people are disconnected from reality and you are just politicising peoples suffering. Fire him now if Thunder no go fire you too. Wicked soul. You get cashhuh If e sure for ou...snap 20k new note and post it here....suffering and smiling
You know a kid when he or she speaks.

You already assumed that your case is worse than ours.

Poor mind. When you run your own company, allow every staff to give you shitty excuses and see how long you'd last.

How the f*ck do you skip work for a week and give excuse that you couldn't get cash. Dude you're crazy
CareerRe: Petrol And Cash Scarcity: Office Workers, How Are You Coping? by Anonymoususher: 5:23pm On Feb 20, 2023
updatechange:
Okay u expect me to grow wings and fly to work abi?


Btw I have people who can cover up for me at work… besides they need me more than I needed them.


Do you know have many businesses that have shut down due to this cash scarcity abi e no reach your side?
No one is indispensable. Maybe it's a small organization
CareerRe: Petrol And Cash Scarcity: Office Workers, How Are You Coping? by Anonymoususher: 5:21pm On Feb 20, 2023
For me I am not a salary earner but I have learnt to adapt to the situation.

First for fuel, I cut that off completely at home by choosing to fix rechargeable bulbs in all my rooms including toilet and kitchen. I also went further to buy rechargeable fans in the house, and also a good power bank for my laptop and phone.

So when there is no light, I just switch on the bulbs and I can find my way around, at night I sleep with the fan and when phone is down I charge both laptop and phone with the power bank. By dawn I just plug the fans and power bank to light and go out. By the time I come back, they must have charged.

No need burning fuel and running gen. Infact that gen seems useless to me now, I might sell it.

For the cash part. I used to eat out before but now I had to go fill my gas, get a new gas cooker and a deep freezer. On Saturday I cook soup and stew, then Sunday I cook beans and another kind-of soup and just store in the freezer. When I come back I only have to defrost the portion I need and eat.

That has enabled me to cut down dependency on cash alot. I only need cash when I need to jump buses, else if I am driving, filling stations accept transfer or POS
CareerRe: Petrol And Cash Scarcity: Office Workers, How Are You Coping? by Anonymoususher: 5:14pm On Feb 20, 2023
updatechange:
I’ve not been able to go to work for about a week now, there’s no where to get cash, all the pos operators don’t have cash, atms don’t dispense cash banks won’t even open talk more of getting cash.

I already communicated with my boss on how things are happening over here but still scared somehow might be relieved off my duty if care isn’t taking.

To buy food now, I always transfer money to the food vendors around and start buying till I exhaust the money and send another. If u ask them for cash u won’t get but u can buy and pay with transfer.

In fact cash is just like HIV now, if u ask anyone what u will here is “I no get o!”
My tired is really tired.😔
If I am your boss I am definitely going to fire you. You can't be serious.

Shey na only you dey naija wey u no see cash for about a week. Come on dude
PoliticsRe: We Will Vote For Equity, Fairness - Seyi Makinde To Tinubu (Video) by Anonymoususher: 6:18am On Feb 17, 2023
ImperialYoruba:
Obidients, where art thou?

First it was Lagos, then Rivers, now Oyo.

It's over!
Ode, you see this election ehh

The governors have no influence. They cannot even buy votes cos Buhari has clipped their wings.

This election, anger, hunger, frustration, fear will determine who wins and that points to Obi
PoliticsRe: Poll Projects Atiku As Winner Of 2023 Presidential Election In Nigeria by Anonymoususher: 4:51am On Feb 14, 2023
Zico5:
The emergence of Peter Obi has destroyed the credibility of Atiku. Atiku can only perform moderately in the north but the truth is, he will lose gallantly in South East and South South. South west is a no go area for him. He should thank God if he gets 25% there. February 25 is close by. Let's see how it goes.
Don't say that oooo, I am Obidient but I am weary of the momentum Atiku's campaign is gathering.

He is one that has the best chance of getting 25% from all region.

In South East there are sum efulefus that are firmly PDP supporters. At least this I know

In South South and South west it's the same, many people only know PDP and APC.

In the north the cabals obviously Wants him to succeed Buhari.

His campaign has been silently gathering momentum while LP and agbado urchins have been attacking ourselves.


I pray Obi wins, I am scared of Atiku not even that shaky shaky daddy
FamilyRe: My Parents And Other Relatives Are Making Me Go Crazy by Anonymoususher: 12:49pm On Feb 10, 2023
As an adult three things I have learnt to do are.

1. Never ask someone when or why they are not married

2. Don't body shame anyone

3. Never talk down on any tribe publicly (though I do this in private)

Those are private issues never to ask anyone except they bring up the issue.

Back to the topic.

I had same experience but with my pastors in church.

Luckily I am from a family where everyone respects everyone's private life. My mom will never tell you to go and marry and neither will my siblings, they don't meddle in such affair.

I am igbo but no one gives a f*ck if I marry Yoruba or Hausa... They believe you are old and mature enough to make a good decision.

Where issue lied was in my church.

My guys got married and a pastor in church would always call my name that you are next.

Looking at the pple that married sef wasn't encouraging. They are living from hand to mouth.

The thing became too much I had to tell the pastor to stop and warned church members to stop it. They were mounting unnecessary pressure on me which I didn't like.

I am 30 but set 32yrs as the ideal age for me and so far I have been able to meet most targets and on course to settle at the age I set
Car TalkRe: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by Anonymoususher: 9:06pm On Feb 08, 2023
paskal16:
I learnt automatic jeje and got my driving license
Why you come dey stress your self?
When you know say na automatic vehicle you go still buy
Same with me ooo. I bought a car when I didn't even know how to drive.

I was nervous so I went on YouTube to watch several driving lessons, that really boosted my confidence.

I also downloaded several driving simulator games in my phone, Dr SUD driving game really helped me.

By the time I got possession of the car, on Sundays id put L and practice round my street alone. I was comfortable driving in street.

The car I bought it for uber biz so I gave it out to a driver. The idiot wasn't maintaining the car and wasn't remitting so one day me and a friend stopped the engine and went to block him.

I collected keys from him and for the first time I drove from Bogije to okoko.

It was a funny but heroic experience..

That was my first day on high way, my first time driving on top bridge and I did it for that long distance with my double pointer on grin

My friend almost peed on his pants. I drove straight to my mechanic but after somedays when he was done, he called me to come take the car and only me, since the confidence was already there I drove calmly from okoko to iyana ipaja and since then the story changed. I dey fly now for road 😂
Car TalkRe: I Went To Driving School Today And I'm Really Giving Up. by Anonymoususher: 8:54pm On Feb 08, 2023
You allowed people to brainwash you that those who learnt only automatic don't know how to drive. That's total rubbish talk.

Manual is phasing out and so sef there will be no need for automatic because AI (driver less) cars are just so fast rising that a time will come and you just have to jump in and AI will do it's thing.

We are in a part of the world where the older generation believe that their own or style is always the best.

Save yourself the stress, go learn automatic and drive. Till you die you may never have need to drive a manual except you wan suffer yourself.
FamilyRe: How Many Kids Do You Still Wanna Have? by Anonymoususher: 7:53pm On Feb 06, 2023
2 only

Whether two boys
Two girls
A boy n a girl

Any one I just don't want above 2
PoliticsRe: Machina loses As Supreme Court Affirms Lawan As Yobe APC Senatorial Candidate by Anonymoususher: 2:11pm On Feb 06, 2023
garfield1:
You can't buy the apex court.cc fergie001
Keep kwiet. Lawan that didn't compete for the ticket, he was focused on presidential ticket. His name was not on the senatorial list when the primaries were conducted tell me how he became the winner?

Make una try dey get sense
PoliticsRe: N195 Enforcement: Fuel Marketers Plan Shutdown Monday by Anonymoususher: 8:45am On Feb 05, 2023
Unionism is a big problem in Nigeria and until govt outlaws them we will continue to get ripped off.

I wonder what consumer protection council is doing.

This unions are so powerful and why did.govt allow them become this strong?

POS have union and in their meeting once they agree on a price, they enforce it and the whole country suffers

Bread manufacturers same, pure water same, barbers, hairdressers, fuel marketers all have goddamn unions which hold Nigerians hostage.

I think govt should start by outlawing them and revoke their license.

Also govt institutions are weak, things are not supposed to be left alone to private sectors. Govt should have more depots and manufacturing tools than these private sectors. Where there is no competition things like this excel
Christianity EtcRe: As A Christian What Will You Do If You Found This? by Anonymoususher: 8:39am On Feb 05, 2023
Shows my tithe is working. Na. My mana be that, so I dey carry am. Go flex
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help Me Decide On This Present Job Offer by Anonymoususher: 6:25am On Feb 05, 2023
That skincare company for me seems more like a scam company.

If you are changing jobs there are prospects you must look at.

1. Skincare companies tend to run out of business once a new product enters the market(ladies go dump them)

2. You see that 15k add up isn't worth it, changing job should at least give you 50% increase of your present pay.

Hope you have assessed the staffs in the company to check whether their skin is fresh like what they sell? Before that Tuesday, lurk around the company, meet 1 or 2 staffs and ask questions about the company and how many years they have stayed.

If they lied to you that the company is good, their clothes and skin will reveal whether they are well paid or not.

Lastly, to get the job, cook up a lie that will excuse you from your present job for one or two weeks. Go work in your new place for that period.

That one week should be enough for you to gather enough intelligence and decide whether there is better than the old place
BusinessRe: Naira Redesign: Man Showcases 2k Worth Of Coins Issued To Him In The Bank by Anonymoususher(op): 8:51pm On Feb 03, 2023
donyfrank:
Na to carry am go occasion. Na the celebrant go hear am.
Na his forehead I go dey target, hitting there back to back.

Na Buhari cause the swell up abeg
Hahhahaha. U be clown grin
BusinessNaira Redesign: Man Showcases 2k Worth Of Coins Issued To Him In The Bank by Anonymoususher(op): 6:00pm On Feb 03, 2023
As the naira scarcity bites harder banks have resorted to issuing smaller denominations to customers.

A Nigerian was issued N2,000 worth of coins in the bank.

It's lovely to see this beautiful metals back.

What do you think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKOMx4a8R4k
AutosMoment A Container Laden Truck Fell At Sawmill Dopemu Axis by Anonymoususher(op): 2:34pm On Jan 30, 2023
Here's the moment a container-laden truck fell along Sawmill Dopemu axis in Lagos on Monday.

According to LASTMA, the truck is occupying 90 percent of the road and all "effort is on for recovery."

Recall that yesterday a container fell at Ojuelegba killing about eight occupants in a mini bus.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTE9KJfV4dQ
FamilyRe: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by Anonymoususher: 7:07pm On Jan 29, 2023
I love this topic and I am planning to get married towards early next year and I think plans have been perfected by me and my fiancee.

First, I have discussed with the parents that we will be having a low key wedding (I never propose ooo but they know my intention)

I think they subscribe to it even though the mum is secretary general in her meeting.

So here is the plan.

We are both from the east but based in Lagos with our families and friends.

We will be taking the wedding to east (igbos no like do wedding for lagos) for traditional rites. It will be low key with no party, just pay dowry, cook food and play music, no much noise.

After trad, we come back to Lagos, we go straight to church for church blessing, just closed family and friends are needed.

After that we go home and have a drink with families and closed friends.

So where the money will be spent will be to fulfil the things on the list that's all.

I gave them two options

1. I do a loud wedding and we go hungry or
2. I do a quiet wedding then save up the money to open a business for their daughter so she becomes independent and we plan our home.

They agreed with option two.
Car TalkRe: How To Maintain A Car As A New Driver? by Anonymoususher: 12:14pm On Jan 28, 2023
Since you know about changing oil and oil filter one other area people often neglect is the gear oil. Many believe the gear oil doesn't need change or stays about 2yrs or more before it should be changed.

My brother don't fall for that, make it a habit to change your gear oil at least twice yearly, it won't kill you but you will pay dearly if your gear gets spoilt. I changed mine with about 170k and I learnt the hard way.

Secondly, always check your water, please ensure you have coolant in your radiator and not just water, coolant is recommended and while driving from time to time your eyes should cool to the temperature reading to be sure your car to know when the car is overheating so you can stop immediately else your car will just burst into flames one day.

Also make sure your AC filter is changed immediately it stops to chill (that thing doesn't cost above 2k), don't fall for the temptation of increasing the AC, as a rule for me, my AC is always at the lowest whether morning, afternoon or night so long as my filter is neat, the car should be cold enough. Increasing the AC can stress your engine, even if you don't notice, the car may require extra power to run the AC and the engine at same time. So at lowest should be a rule for you.

Also, avoid dragging road with crazy drivers especially in traffic, who wants to pass allow them to pass especially this yeye lagos. No go carry Benz dey drag road with corolla cos at the end you will be the loser.

Don't be a rough rider, change your tyres when their teeths are fading, check alignment so u don't derail to another car, when you see bad roads, slow down to avoid spoil ur shock.

Lastly, fix damages when you spot them but be careful not to allow the car overwhelm you because there are seasons when the car will frustrate you back to back and all you work will just be consumed by the car, don't let it get to you, fix the necessary stuffs at your pace
PoliticsVideo: Associated Of Islamic Preachers In Kano Endorses Peter Obi by Anonymoususher(op): 12:06pm On Jan 28, 2023
A new era has dawned in Nigeria as the Islamic preachers in Kano endorsed Peter Obi for 2023 presidency. Some of the followers who spoke to NTA reporter said that the decision for Peter Obi's endorsement for the forthcoming presidential election was based on his integrity, character, competence, accountability and track record. They also said the endorsement is not in Kano only but in the whole of the Northern region.
Watch the video below for reference.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoXTFjRhkzU
PoliticsRe: NATA Members Endorse Tinubu And Sanwo-Olu, Display PVCs by Anonymoususher: 6:59am On Jan 28, 2023
President of Lagos 😂..

No meaningful body has endorsed him. What they are doing baba bulaba is not good o
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Holds Media Chat With CNN, Al Jazeera & Economist News Crew by Anonymoususher: 5:16pm On Jan 27, 2023
When western media starts reporting rigorously about a candidate just know that, that candidate is who they are backing.

I keep telling people that the world is all about politics by super powers and when you talk about politics you talk about geopolitics.

In Africa Nigeria is the main battle ground between western powers (US and NATO) and Central Powers (Russia and China) and it gets even worse for us because not just the giant of Africa but the most populous black nation on earth which means we are seen as home of black people in the world so the fight to have firm grip is severe.

The economist was the first to report about Atiku's money laundering case in the US in this year's election.

Bloomberg was next to give detailed report about Tinubu's drug case before even David Hundeyin

Sky news, France24, etc have been active in exposing fake news about Peter Obi and painting him a saint.

Here is why.

Atiku and Tinubu are in their black books (US) and once you are in US black book automatically you are in all western country Black Books.

An Atiku or Tinubu victory means an open door for business relations between Nigeria and Russia to strengthen, china's influence is already a concern for US then Russia coming in will be too much to handle, hence they want an obi.

Remember the question that white man asked Obi in Chatham house "What will UK and the west gain from your presidency " and he responded by saying "You just left Brexit which means you need Nigeria most populous black nation more"

Obi understands geopolitics and interest involved hence he gave them a perfect response to go ponder over.
PoliticsVideo: Alaba International Market Union Implements No Pvc No Entry by Anonymoususher(op): 4:59pm On Jan 27, 2023
This is Alaba international market. No PVC no enter. And if you're coming to buy, show your PVC or go elsewhere


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRocrVo9tX0
RomanceRe: Please Help, How Do I Get Over My Abusive Relationship That Is Draining My Blood by Anonymoususher: 2:02pm On Dec 30, 2022
Many will call you weak but only few will understand the mess you are in

Don't end the relationship yet, you might lose your life. Whenever a girl or guy tells her partner that over their dead body will the relationship end, never you treat it with levity. That is the voice of her dominant intention speaking, she may take it as a joke but when things get heated words may translate to action especially when adrenaline is flowing high.

If you still have time on your side, just keep delaying her, find ways to control your sexual urge and go months without approaching her for sex, let her be making the sex moves while you always form tired and when you give her sex let it be the laziest sex ever where she isn't satisfied.

Next start complaining about money. If you are a business man keep complaining about poor sales, if u are a salary earner lie to her that you caused damage at work and they said u shud Pay so they are taking it from ur pay or withholding your salary. Or just say something in your possession got missing..

Just turn to complainant that is frustrated let her be using her money to run daily expenses and bills while you stay playing mind games with her, I bet you she will runaway.

When she sees that what she used to benefit from you is no longer there yet she is the one spending she will run.

If she doesnt run, after 6 to 12months bro that's your wife.

Keep her
RomanceRe: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Anonymoususher: 2:22am On Dec 27, 2022
Are you as small as Grand P OR Aki and pawpaw?

If yes the only thing between you and them is money. Once you have it you can open many legs (I don't want to say all legs cos not all women are bitches).

Brother, man no dey worwor. Even without money no worry, man no dey worwor.

Kenny Rogers said "... There is someone for every man, brother you don't have to fight to be a man... "

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