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porthouse7:
25 to 50

OK we can settle you for 49.

Bitis gabonica.

An extremely deadly viper.

You are a damn lucky dude. Just be happy you didn't step on it.

AuntRose:
Typical Nigerian Man. Nigerian Men disgust me to the high heavens, a lady can't show some nice attitude without it being misinterpreted by most Nigerian men as a call for séx... So pathetic I share a country where 85% of the male population are perverts.

Everything translate to séx to all Nigerian Men? Why??

Perverts!

My dear look, we are the men out there that encounter women. You will be shocked by what we see. I have worse than the guy wrote. The guy must be careful. If he is too straight about his refusal she could put lie on his head.

In my case I played mumu who nor sabi anything.
Funny enough her man once confronted me that I was too close to her. Maybe the man didn't even trust her. A woman many years older than me o. I considered her big sister. Until she began throwing some words, sharing food to me and asking me to call her when I want to eat.

Look a woman telling you how her hubby is not man in bed again, how she is done with him, how he has used all his energy on too many woman. And she wants to spend time in your parlour endlessly.

Good that you are defending the pride of women and most are truly loyal. But do not dismiss a narrative like Op's. It happens everytime. Every time my dear.

In fact she was one major reason I moved to another place. Maybe people were telling the guy how she frequented my side. Much as I tried to gently stop her, no way. I nor fit go suffer harm for Wetin I nor do.

keneck1:
say something else,that line is outraged,Good luck Jonathan that was defeated had moved,even working for the same man that gave him electoral bloody nose,So what is minions like you crying over,you better go and find something meaningful to do with your live than wasting your time on social media rants

Lol. Cry? For what?
Jonathan said his ambition wasn't worth the blood of any Nigerian. Unlike your lovely Bubu that likes soaking monkey and baboon in blood because of power.
It is you lot that Buhari economic failure is biting that are crying.

For you guys politics is do or die. No genuine GEJ is like you guys. So forget it. Enjoy your blood soaking.

keneck1:
As e dey pain you,na so e dey sweet us well well

If herdsmen killing up and down dey sweet you, you are in good company of Bubu.

Tenaga:
Must they always talk about Jonathan?
What about Obj and the rest.

GEJ will continue to torture them. God gave Jonathan grace. You cannot buy grace or lie your way into one. Time always sorts things out.

fuckingAyaya:
You are a Mumu Man

The ultimate mumu man my brother.

Nanaborga:
Normal levelz

iPobs and indigenes from both states nor go cry wolf now or even protest ooo , but if na tinubu or Lagos matter them go begin cry like say tinubu steal their father destiny or na tinubu dey head their state’s government.

OK let us compare Tinubu, Fashola, and others from across the country. Then can we can know better.
Who doesn't know that Tinubu signed something similar before leaving office, until recently that he has all of Lagos in his pocket?

We have too many hypocrites and bigots.

All of them are same and they won't rest until Nigeria collapses fully.

Nanaborga:
Normal levelz

iPobs and indigenes from both states nor go cry wolf now or even protest ooo , but if na tinubu or Lagos matter them go begin cry like say tinubu steal their father destiny or na tinubu dey head their state’s government.

OK let us compare Tinubu, Fashola, and others from across the country. Then can Know better.
Who doesn't know that Tinubu signed something similar before leaving office, until recently that he has all of Lagos in his pocket?

We have too many hypocrites and bigots.

All of them are same and they won't rest until Nigeria collapses fully.

Nanaborga:
Normal levelz

iPobs and indigenes from both states nor go cry wolf now or even protest ooo , but if na tinubu or Lagos matter them go begin cry like say tinubu steal their father destiny or na tinubu dey head their state’s government.

OK let us compare Tinubu, Fashola, and others from across the country. Then can we can know better.
Who doesn't know that Tinubu signed something similar before leaving office, until recently that he has all of Lagos in his pocket?

We have too many hypocrites and bigots.

blackpanthar:
yes such stuff happens in Africa...hope she has pix as proof

Maybe new way for Canada lovers to reach Canada.

iamJ:
smh, so your dad isn't your dad

Well if I see you in real life I Will show you my dad's picture.
I resemble my dad more than 2baba sons resemble him. I doubt if you can say that about yourself.

Same with me and my kids. I cannot be advising and not have practiced what I preach. I have easy access to these tests. I know not everyone does.

I might have found your comment offensive if I had any doubts. But I don't.

Save yourself raising kids for other men. I have seen too many finding out too late.

khingTony:
Just imagine bringing up a child and loving her as yours only to find out that she's another Man's child, how do these hoes live with themselves


So if he didn't have a DNA test done, his wife would have never told him the truth No doubt she's capable of killing him


Well, I know Duncan mighty is not the only man that is fathering/ has fathered a child of another man, there are many men out there fathering another Man's child, that's why you should Have a DNA test on all your children, because a vast majority of these hoes are never loyal, no matter how loyal yours may seem

Know this and know peace

Peace

Dude I keep saying here that about 35% of first born kids belong to another man. About 30% of all kids belong to another man too.

No matter how rich or handsome you are, don't believe it cannot happen to you. If you suspect that a child may not be yours, do DNA test.

Mind you some women will kill to keep it secret. Be VERY discreet.

nku5:
Under GEJ in 2013 I took a train from Minna to Lagos. Nice airconditioned coach with charging points for about N2000 yet na Buhari una say una want. Issokay

Let's say inflation has doubled the price you paid in 2013 from 2k to 4k in 2020.

Still way cheaper than business class Lagos to Ibadan at 5k.

But they Said Jonathan didn't do anything. No single thing on ground. No Fed universities, no trains, no hundreds of almajiri schools, no TSA, no fertilise e-wallet, new better Lagos-Benin Road, nothing.

Zombies still swear by it despite paying 3,500 for a bag of cement as we speak. I forgot, most are almajiri and urchins. They have no business with cement or traveling on trains sef.

babtoundey:
Instead of writing this nonsense, shouldn't you have come up with the meaning of Oba in your native language?

O ya, the man with hundred raise-to-power minus one IQ, tell us what Oba means.

Hahahahaha. So you still believe the bullshit that Oba is Yoruba native word.

Yoruba that Islamic Jihadists only baptised with Yoruba barely 200 years ago. Welcome to the lecture hall.

I have educated your fellow goons here since 2011. You are a new generation student. Etrusen, gregyboy, Etinosa, dividnaze, samuk and other "dozent" will equally educate you.

I know you guys with this ego of "we are the sufferstacated overeducated people in the universe". Just dump that bullpoo toga in the poo gutters of Bariga before coming here.

Those are space booking. Later those slots will be sold or used to do favour.

Look at Police recruitment where 950 people who didn't even apply were recruited.

Anyone who thinks 9ja go better should dream on.

babtoundey:
Has anyone ever mentioned oba means Obatala in Yoruba? You have been told more than enough that oba in Yoruba means "he that preside, he that dominate, has authority over.. or he that rules.
O - third person singular
ba- an action word that is equivalent to perches on, dominate, preside, oversees etc.

some other Yoruba words that have Oba has the prefix are: Balogun (Oba loju ogun), Obaluaye, Obatala etc

Hand us the meaning of Oba in Benin. Prove to us you're smart and intelligent and stop prevaricating.

By the way, Obatala even sounds plausible and reasonable than shinny Seki.

Is there anything you people don't come up with? Time machine, teleporting Oduduwa from heaven, mountain, chain climber, from Yemen, Sudan, Israel, Egypt, etc.

Funny enough one of your self acclaimed over educated low IQ goons claimed Obatala. Unless you guys have far worse IQ and memory than I thought. It's not even up to a year here.

Surprising especially because you recycle yourselves with different monikers here. Now you people feign not knowing you claimed obatala, ayaba as oba's wife as evidence.

TAO11:
This AreaDullard has stated yearning pox as usual.

Adeyemi Ko, Oriyomi ni. I guess your Adeyemi time-travelled back into 1845 to scribble it in written records of Yoruba history.

You think you’re among your fellow Edo dullards where you can tell a ridiculous lie and get rounds of applause.

Oga Dullard, what is “Oba” in Bini language.

Adeyemi, Adesoji, all na same. Why should I even know them? For being given knighthoods like British commoners for the arsekissing of colonisers or what?
I have given you the precious attention you have been seeking from me for months now. Enjoy it and run along to your cross dressing.

TAO11:
Nobody said “Oba” means “Obatala” — stop lying to yourself and still believing it.

As a Yoruba word, “Ọba” simply and literally means: “King”, “Monarch”,, “Ruler”, “Ovelord”, etc. [We have Yoruba-English Lexicons to back that up].

What does “Ọba” mean literally if it is an Edo word? Also, be ready to produce your Bini-English Lexicon to back up whatever meaning you reply with.

This is a very simple question which should require a very simple answer. Abi weytin you think @babtoundey?

Cc: Oshiomole, Igbinedion, and Shine-shine-seki [sorry] Obaseki.

Whether it is Obatolotolo, Obaotutukpoyoyo or Obaguguru epa, it makes no difference to me. It is of no use. I don't care. It has no relevance in a million years because nothing you present has any meaning in Yoruba about King as Oba until Adesoji nicked it to try bask in Oba of Benin glory during colonial time. When he saw it was unique to Benin monarch. An ordinary person would be called a plagiarist or an imposter.

I like the fact he admired Benin so much to copy Benin though. Nothing against admirers. But much against their descendants who try to steal what they borrowed generations earlier.

samuk:
I can see so many tribes following this example in the nearest future. I am very proud that I did suggested this and few other things to the convener of great Benin descendants earlier this year. There are a lot going on in the background.

The convener get oil for head. Very scientific. Thank God he sabi SW well well. He has binned Kanu and ikanye goons with aplomb. All. Need to come out soon. No hiding again. Nothing nobody can do to prevent it. Ga people may storm next.

babtoundey:
Anku, it is a simple something to do now. Tell us what Oba means in Edo.

You don't share that "it is shinning" and "it's red nonsense" with your brother. Tell us your own faction. we are all ears.

And your obatala bullshit is worth a mouse droppings.

Etrusen:
my brother the way some tribe take dey attack this ikwerre people because of their decision tire me o

na suggestion I only give who nor like ikwerre people

The minute Ikwerre associate with Benin in any form, both East and West begin to attack them. It's no secret.

Etinosa1234:
Tribal war will soon start now

They are only at war with their shadow. Let them continue.

Etrusen:
my brother that is their problem to solve

the people concern have made their choice known so nobody have the right to criticize them

whosoever is not happy with that should go and drown himself in any nearby river or better still just hang himself.

Etrusen you are a very very seriously wickedest sombarry o. You want to give sufferstacated people serious heart attack in this ember month?
Abeg have mercy o.

Why dem carry am for head to reduce Edo history shows the envious entities we have around us.

Balogunodua:
Just tell me the meaning of Oba in Edo language..simple and stop trying to dogde the Question oga....

If you cannot go back and look then you are not ready. Every idiot and his dog who follows my writing here should already know. No provocation will make me repeat myself a hundredth time of meaning of Oba.

Okuda:
i dont doubt that she did something good for herself but lets not be quick to forget that this is personal achievement not national achievement. what she attained has nothing to d with where she came from. national achievement should be flying folks to the moon but of course you cant do that when we are fighting bokoharam, hunger, poverty, unemployment and a government that tries its best to kill every business owner with unfavourable business/government policy and shut citizens up who only clamour for their fundamental human right to live and live right

Well, we all have been quietly doing our own things. Many very important like research that can benefit mankind. Many of us not even educated or work in 9ja.

Nobody said it is a national achievement. If anything it achievement despite being 9ja person, striving in the face of adversity. 9ja has no national character but a shared sense of collective underachievement as a "nation".

In a place with so many bad news, I am quite happy to join others in clinging at straws. That with personal determination, hard work and a dash of luck, one can achieve his or her dream.
Nothing more, nothing less.

Racoon:
Pray to be alive then to commence your own wailing. Whatsoever goes around does not only comes around but also stays around.Keep it up.

Dude, do you know that those who supported Bubu ae suffering the most? Most slaughtered in the were his supporters. So were most looters and rioters in Lagos.

We were called Ipob, militants and tanoids when we warn them about Buhari. People like me adjusted investment and tightened belt for his failure. We already knew from his antics banck in 1983-85. And he didn't disappoint.

ILoveDemMANNA:
Says someone that calls himself okuda....
if only you know the meaning of your name.... pessimist!

Congratulations The Real Slay Queen

Can you see that no iota of bleaching anywhere? Skin all natural.

Something those bleaching their sense away won't see.
Congrats.

Balogunodua:
Upon all this trash you still can't prove anything.. until you tell me the meaning of Oba in Edo language then I will take you serious Mr. Goal cahnger....

Go back to my posts and see my arguments with SW people who claim to know it all before coming to Nairaland. We cannot be arguing from the beginning with everybody who can just recently afford data to browse. Learn from resources already here from us since almost a decade.

Or pamphlet buying and sorting education didn't prepare you even for that bare minimum?

samuk:
Are you serious or just trying to be funny? I can see why AreaFada2 didn't waste his time engaging you. Surely you can't be this ignorant, no, I refuse to believe it.

My brother you see them. Very lazy lot. You have to spoon feed them. Others copy and paste.

Balogunodua:
Dogding the question asual...

Dodge, with pages of answer on Nairaland?

Balogunodua:
Just tell me the meaning in Edo language.

Do not be lazy. Do some work if you seek knowledge.