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Family › Re: A Man Who Expects Good Food & Doesn't Drop Money by armyofone(m): 6:37pm On Aug 10, 2012
me ask you for chop money? what?

Drop money? what's that? Why shouldn't a woman have control of the bank where she can always shop from? without having to ask for money...chineke!

me o, after marriage and honey moon, i will make a budget and hand it to you to go through.
if our budget for food and stuff is 3500 dollars for 2 (including fine dinning and eating out cuz i no fit slave for kitchen all the time grin) then so be it. no more no less cheesy
Family › Re: Prenuptial Agreements Vs Gold Diggers: How Effective? by armyofone(m): 6:28pm On Aug 10, 2012
Nothing wrong being housewifey. Ann Romney is a good example grin and she is enjoying Romney's money (they built the wealth together) grin grin grin

No need crying over lost money. Man up and start all over.
Family › Re: My Brother-in-law And My Car by armyofone(m): 6:22pm On Aug 10, 2012
Set a boundary when family members are living with you. He has no right to an SUV or any car that doesn't have his name. His focus should be on doing something worthwhile not driving your car when you are not home without your permission.
you should have handed him Rules and Regulations manual for the house 1 day after his arrival.

Not too late, tell him you will appreciate him not touching the car. Get a key holder and take your key with you.
Family › Re: by armyofone(m): 5:15pm On Aug 08, 2012
nice thread.

for me no need for dongo turenchi wink tough breed here cheesy born and raise a Marine. I will be carrying on the legacy.
Rankadede dad
Love you mom.
SemperFI
Family › Re: I Am Pregnant, Depressed And Want To Be Pampered by armyofone(m): 5:18pm On Aug 07, 2012
this is not about crucifying him. you should help a pregnant woman no matter what.
don't draw away from the real problem and make the woman's personal issue the koko.
the thing is why he is not helping his pregnant wife.
even if she is always moody or cranky, i'm sure she will appreciate the husband making dinner for 2.
if he is that frightful of his moody wife, put the food in the fridge or dinning table and email, page or phone her that the food is ready.

husband is not doing the right thing. she needs to rewrite the cooking rules.

safeact: Crucify him! crucify him!! crucify him!!! I want to authoritatively tell us that d op is an emotional type and she could get easily irritated when she is in d emotional state. I blv d hubby understands her wify more than everyone of us, therefore, i will profer that she calms down and (stop assuming that d hubby will always read her mind and react perfectly to her)pet him as she makes him understand everthing. I assure her that she will get all d pets she needs in return!
The man might hav been pissed off in one way or d other and d woman is still measuring shoulders with him. Men always want to b on top.so let him feel that he is still on top and u will see d difference.
Am not makin excuses for d man infact, i feel like slappin d hell out of d man but we should know d best genuine help that she could get is from d hubby,afterall, if he didnt love d woman, he wouldnt have married her! Best of luck ma dear fantababy!
Family › Re: I Am Pregnant, Depressed And Want To Be Pampered by armyofone(m):
OP,
the cooking for his belly alone part, ignore him for now and order dinner for you whenever you see him acting selfish. make sure you order that nice aromish meal for "1"
once they deliver your food, put on some nice movies and eat.

after delivery, girl you must change the rules of the Manor (your home).
Cheer up.
Family › Re: Her Friend is Being Forced To Marry - Help! by armyofone(m): 12:17pm On Aug 07, 2012
steph7: Simple your friend should find out all the things the supposed husband hates, and do them. Be dirty , irritating, lazy, unsubmissive by the end of the day the guy will be begging not to marry you. You can also go a step further by calling your bf when the other guy is there, if he still wants the marriage then his head is not screwed on properly.
also get him upset, once he land that african slap on her as usual, she calls the cops or police on him (she should hit her head on the wall so bad it swells or fall off the stairs as soon as the cops are coming) he goes to jail or deported and then she marries her prince grin
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m): 12:50am On Aug 07, 2012
not yet Uhuru my sister ese.
Dayo likes you. he can take your fantasy to the next level through roundabouting.

grin grin wink
Family › Re: Broken Of You Wife Sim After Marriage, Share Your Taught On It. by armyofone(m): 5:59pm On Aug 06, 2012
Now this one is hilarious grin grin grin

hannydarl: Yes! Break it, burn her young single lady clothes, cut her off from family. while at it, burn her certificates and diploma if she has any cos if she dare find a job men can toast her. Then kill all those ex bfs and then put her in a room and seal it with bricks. Keep space for food and your dick to do her doggy style without openning the cage. Durriong labour deliver her yourself o Cos a midwife can go tell people how her younder is and what it looks like. Don't let her look at any man hide her sons from her too. There! Now you have her ALL to your dick alone.
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m): 5:10pm On Aug 06, 2012
lol i guess she forgot, so funny. [quote author=Sisi_Kill]So she starts a thread then replies herself with this



And wonders why people think she is not serious??

Okay naa cheesy cheesy[/quote]grin grin
Science/Technology › Re: NASA Spacecraft "Curiosity" Lands On Mars. Returns Photos Of Martian Landscape. by armyofone(m): 4:54pm On Aug 06, 2012
Looking to see black face among the jubilants. from origin of the species to > stem cell to > bone marrow to > big bang to > rover in Mars, they are really moving the world forward.
it remain to be seen if they will eventually see the face of God.

SemperFI


pro01: Yet another testament to the unassailable intellectual/mental supremacy of the caucasian race(s) - and to a slightly lesser degree, the Asians. The rest of the world (especially blacks) can only look on in total and permanent vacuity grin grin still busying defending juju

I'm sure the Mars Rover has the Bible.
Food › Re: African Snail: Deadly Invasion In South America by armyofone(m): 3:24am On Aug 05, 2012
I love snails in stews. delicious grin when i saw the news i was like undecided.
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m): 3:07am On Aug 05, 2012
lol, this one pass power. dress as police carry that kondo for hand and command him to lie down now! lie down now i say! you have been stubborn and need to be beaten. Now take down your pant and say please ma grin
Ronkelus grin
Family › Re: Sponsoring Relatives To Study Abroad by armyofone(m): 10:03pm On Aug 04, 2012
if you have enough to do it, then go ahead. i would prefer the relative won some scholarship though.
It is expensive going to school outside naija. Even ITT and other mushroom colleges are costly.
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m): 4:52pm On Aug 03, 2012
walahi dayo, you so spoilt/baje baje! i pity the girls living in your apt blocks tongue
o dorty ju kere grin

dayokanu: Sorry Efe for missing out on the thrill, Lets start with yours

Oya

Kabude Cinya ina so n kalo fargin ki
Food › Re: Do Nigerians Eat Mushroom? by armyofone(m): 2:32am On Aug 03, 2012
Yes they do. Mushrooms in Okra soup kiss kiss

not sure if i can use portubellow (portobello) mushroom for okra.

i still steam my mushrooms and eat plain.
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m): 1:03am On Aug 03, 2012
ronke, you dey mind that dallas area boy. i have told him countless time i deal with khaki boys grin and real Mallams mai kudi.
dallas ko ghetto ni. who dashed him apartment for dallas tongue

real Dan Iska!!
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m): 8:33pm On Aug 02, 2012
girl, not sure what his problems are fa. dayo clean up what you wrote.

ronkebp: OMG!!!!OH NO!!! YOU DID NOT. shocked shocked shocked shocked you are so way-ward.
how are ya?
Food › Re: Ukpo Oka (corn Pudding) Recipe. With Pictures. by armyofone(m): 8:11pm On Aug 02, 2012
how far Tpia? were you able to make it?

[quote author=tpia@]hmm, I'd actually wanted to make it first and then give the feedback here, because I would like to see how it turns out.



anyway, will try it and see how it goes sha.[/quote]
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m):
help OP.

dayo, babu surutu a wuri na fa. now take those down!
Family › Re: Am Married Buh On D Verge Of Sleeping Wit My Ex by armyofone(m): 8:02pm On Aug 02, 2012
fresh from oversea, loaded pocket no mean loaded abuna, take note. that thing you used to enjoy might have been sapped during the course of his sojourn abroad.

shine your congo but you are playing with hellfire.
the guy will be very happy to help you relieve the stress downstairs.

you bold no be small undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Would You React If A Man Takes You To This Kind Of Restaurant? by armyofone(m): 2:42pm On Aug 02, 2012
since very few can afford that, i guess ladies should thank God for BurgerKing, Chic-fil-A, and KFC grin. not golden chicken there but some grilled designed chicken.
KFC is trying using hot iron to further design their chicken. That's 5stars for some fa.
Allah, mu gode.
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Would You React If A Man Takes You To This Kind Of Restaurant? by armyofone(m): 2:58am On Aug 02, 2012
lol, can you imagine that Chocolaty Syrup drawing on a fancy china grin. That caviar no be ordinary fish egg. Forget catfish egg for inside that dried fish or okporoko egg.
yeah right, 6 servings but padi is not filled up. please can we stop on the way home to pick up groceries, woman, i'm still hungry grin. i have goat meat in the freezer. I know it is 9pm but i can wait for the stew and rice cheesy to cook.
excuse me, i'm too filled up from the 5star resturant meals to start cooking. Please take me home i have to study for an exam tomorrow cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Would You React If A Man Takes You To This Kind Of Restaurant? by armyofone(m): 12:14am On Aug 02, 2012
looking at the menu and asking if they have discount
looking at the menu and already sweating
ask for nice fine wine not sweet tea


Nig guys take you to 5stars? nkan be grin. ya bottom go suffer as you both sit long waiting for our padi to pick a meal.
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Would You React If A Man Takes You To This Kind Of Restaurant? by armyofone(m): 12:12am On Aug 02, 2012
kiss phew, where is the dom perignon?
any caviar please grin

show me your wallet and i'd pick the best place to dine kiss

now cheapstakes and couponers guys, move Omoge is coming grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Who Would Be Obamas Opponent In 2012 by armyofone(m): 2:49pm On Jul 31, 2012
when republicans play dirty, democrats suffer.

if they continue bombarding every channel with the dirty ad i do see daily, not sure if Obama will make it.

remember Kerry undecided they will do everything to win.
Family › Re: Lack Of Intimacy With Hubby by armyofone(m): 5:36am On Jul 29, 2012
On NO condition. No justification for a man to cheat. Wait for madam to heal no matter how long it takes.

Nothing should make a man cheat. Marriage should be endure Not enjoy.

He should be patient till one day when wifey gives in.

Women have gone through worst.

dayokanu: Whats new, typical women

man cheats Blame the man, Woman cheats, blame the man

Let me ask, What conditions would justify a man to cheat on his wife?
Sports › Re: 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremony Pictures by armyofone(m): 3:57am On Jul 28, 2012
just read the queen was picking her nose sorry teething/picking her fingernails during the opening grin.
how boring can one be sha undecided
Crime › Re: Harassment Of Nigerian Female Students Needs To Stop by armyofone(m): 3:44am On Jul 28, 2012
there are other ways to punish a thief. Stripping them na.ked is just outright barbaric and animalistic.
what is the point of taking off the clothes and exposing the body of a woman who stole something?

backward mentality all the reason why the country isn't moving forward.

how much is the BB by the way? not more than $5 undecided

Caveman mentality undecided.
Family › Re: How Much Do You Think Your Partner Should Spend On. . . by armyofone(m): 2:38am On Jul 27, 2012
ronkebp: I can't spend $1000.00 dollars on shoes oooo, bags yes....but shoes.....abeg give me one "payless" shoe and knack it with a nice coach or LV bag, now we are talking.....even if i have millions, maybe a $200.00 shoe at most...and that is just me personally.
payless shoe? shocked cheesy grin
wetin them get there... grin

i love boots and sneakers but can't spend so much on something i'd walk on the ground with.
i like expensive bags and expensive lingeries.
Culture › Re: Miss Nigeria Cultural Pageant In Miami (Pics) by armyofone(m): 3:40am On Jul 26, 2012
ileke girl, maybe Mom Of 4 peageant? shocked

can anyone tell them to take it easy with BurgerK, MDonald fries, whoppers, egusi and poundo eh?
Family › Re: I Am So Sad. by armyofone(m): 6:27pm On Jul 25, 2012
since you know why you are sad and refuse to say it, how can anyone help you?

don't bottle it in, talk about it.

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