₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
The same to you masoyina...Barka da zua.

Warmest regards !

Wishing you all a lovely 2024 nwanem!

I saw your mention in diary.

You made 2023 fun-filled not small

When I read the punches you received and the ones you gave back, I chuckled. Ndewo!

Mo hail I want to be like you when I grow up and develop horns

ahnie:
Zoe barka da sabo new year

Super chef happy new year on advance.

Obrigardo:
Ah ah you are pulling my fat legs abi 😂😂

It's real. But I hope not. He enjoys wahala and likes stirring the hornets nest.

descarado:
Hello darling.
Compliment of the season and the best this new yr
Saw your mention but I hardly go to that thread anymore.

Hi there darling!

Compliments of the season!

What ? You hardly visit the food side? So you left me in the cold ?

Hope to see you in 2024 posting nice pots and Asian cooking. Speaking of which...I'm so craving Udon

mariahAngel:
Iya mi, we live prepared in Nigeria.

Compliments of the season.

Compliments Iya mi.

As in slaughtered 2 goats, 1 cow, 3 cartoons of crockers, etc

Indeed very preparedful. I will come lodge at ya place to weather January stomach storm.

mariahAngel:
Can't complain.

I heard January will be tough. How are you preparing for the rough January Iya mi ?

fineboynl:
I have been wondering why does my stew don't turn out well no matter how I tried the reason is that I use too much tomato paste due to due to tomoto cost during buhari administration.

This Xmas I just decide to use full tomotos and eliminates impurities like tomato paste. And the stew turns out great 👍. So it was clear the tomato paste products have been the curprit all those while.

The problem now is that how would one cook a pot full of stew with pure tomatoes on a normal day? now that a painter of tomatoes is above 5k.

Buy fresh tomatoes and Tatashe (spelling ?).
Blend and then pour into a clean pot and cook till it becomes pasty.

EmperorCaesar:
Do u know why people even grieve when their loved ones die?

The grieving isnt about the dead, as he/she has transited and shifted to a diff realm, the grieve is for those he left behind as they would miss him and will never get to see him again


Again, death isnt a negative occurence, the dead even prefer death as that is the only time they experience eternal peace in their nothingness

Oh my goodness! So true...it is painful.

Negative to those alive to witness the person gone and will never be seen no more .

Obrigardo:
It will be uhuru soon. Just few weeks away.

Seriously, I have a feeling Trump will win.

Melania is even coming out more often now and getting ready to be your next first Lady .

I can imagine they melted rubber, add yellow color, then mold it into corn sizes and packaged.

Please throw it away. You don't need corn to make a great fried rice.

Romanoff:
So my Husband got a hamper this Holiday season and there was sweet corn inside of it. I was happy I wouldn't need to buy one to make fried rice.

Fast forward to when I stated cooking, something prompted me to check the container well since fake goods are trending and to my surprise, my sweet corn might be fake.

The word "Preservatives " isn't spelt correctly.

E dakun, what do you think?

Merry Christmas all!!


Kobojunkie, what did you cook ?

Descarado and Cococandy, I'm stopping by ya places. My plane tickets are ready.

2024 is almost here....another political drama unfolding and unloading....Not again.

not yet Uhuru.

Buy meat cook something special for the kids.
Build fond memories for them.

bumait:
My kids be asking me mummy where is our chicken? Told them no chicken ds year oh. I no fit afford am can't come and kill myself

stacyadams:



So it's pointless having children if parents don't want Thier children inheriting their property...I want to believe after your hard work on earth and your achievements you will want your structure according to wike to be inherited by a stranger?

You can be inheriting whatever - make great efforts to have your own by your own hardwork!

Watch movies !

radautoworks:
Just a big pot of spaghetti Bolognese simmering

Did you add wine ?

I do add red wine to mine and it tastes

DrDoc:
I told you to find an avenue to express your writing prowess, i didnt ask you to take it extreme. Hand slaps face. What is this ?

So menstruation / mentral pad analogy is extreme?

Op is looking for sex this cold period and pretending to reciprocate.

The girl no get sense if she accepts his food.

As a doctor/surgeon abroad, you should know better than be insulting another successful person living abroad as you.

Pass your points across without calling the other person "mumu"

ChybuzzDD:
Na mumu you be. I'm a surgeon practising abroad and i don't need to boast or lie about owning a duplex in Nigeria where the exchange rate is rubbish.

Kobojunkie:
That is why I blame women who out of desperation stoop so low as to marry your kind only to end up regretting it in the end as they should have known they would.

Ahn, one can't make comments again.

Alpha man
Alpha mom

But not Alpha wifey, why ?

mariahAngel:
Iya mi ti binu.

Iya mi,

Rara, just that I don't understand the thinking process of this op and his likes.

mariahAngel:
What exactly was it about her words that offended?

This is how they start bringing problems where there are none - she did like this or like that or talked like that about my mom ..... grow up mon!

Mom has your dad - your wifey has you - face front.

I wonder what you will do if you feathered a girl child @ Sukkot. Don't empower her, you hear.

I like how the west mellowed your alpha guys.
Bring the red, white, blue and green pills. We will swallow it together to create Alpha Couples

Keep the alpha rism at the confines of your night dreams. When you walk out the door, take the trash out - its trash day

ahnie:
Hon,how do you want the stew?
Sanu da zua!

Darl. Plenty of rodo...just rodolize it.
Onions. EVOO and a drop of red oil

Nagode sosai.

ahnie:
You dey whine me ni?

Bring fish stew let us eat and catch up on wetin you do them here.

ahnie:
Where have you been all these months love of my life?

My pod sister!
I wanted to be like you when I grow up. Na so I come just dey travel to get rich like you.

Please bring some dried hausa fish stew and hot rice. I will bring spoons for us.

mariahAngel:
Iya mi, how about they start something with the knowledge they've acquired, then from there create the jobs?

Iya mi - you mean starting a business?

SAMBARRY:
so that is the substitute for the ₦600k

So it's as good as he has eaten his ₦600k on a meal tuehhhh

Ahn ahn! How would you go on a trip (money asking trip) to ask for money and start your day in the person's house with such nice breakfast 8

You show them you came to plead for financial assistance not food by saying "you ate already, thank you"

You sit with madam, gist her what you are doing and the additional help you want from them to lift up. List your accomplishments so far and what is left. People don't know how philanthropy works. Well.....
Instead he went soliciting for nice breakfast and fishes to last long

SAMBARRY:
You're being a liability to your uncle.leave your uncle alone and face God.maybe God is allowing your uncle to disappoint you so that you can look up to God and give him glory.

Meanwhile put control on your mouth,you eat too much.how can you go to your uncle's house,you never collect money you Dey chop like glutton.at least have some self respect.abi do you think his wife will not gist her husband that that your younger brother finished all the food I gave him,I even saw him snapping pictures with the food.you know how women talk

The man will just look at you with disdain and see finish like so this guy is not even serious.if o give him the money he will squander it.he has seen the signs already and it's clear he doesn't want to see you or talk to you thats why he's being evasive.hes even nice sef

Some uncles when they know you're a liability,they won't deal with you directly, they'll tell their wives to deal with you and women once their husbands give them small power to exert on another person,you know how high handed and saucy they can be.na from the front of the door she go dey follow you dey talk while raising her nose disdainfully at you i.e "my husband is not at home,wetin happen.so you came to beg for Money again? You no dey shame? Lazy man" bla bla.before you know it,she will start hurling insults at you.

Respect yourself o

That was why they loaded his breakfast dis and also loaded him with fishes - to last long

That his uncle knows symbolism.

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

A loan indeed. Giving family 600k loan is money gone forever. Too much entitled mentality.

I hope he gift you something to lift you though.

ahnie:
On the road

Ahnie, I see raw onion, vegetable etc in your meal. I'm just wondering how you eat raw veggies on the road without being sick ( handling, cutting, washing)

I will be afraid to eat any raw food