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Funny dude
Let the deception continue

Too desperate

fergie001:
SOURCE

These group of friends who source for fund these politicians should also come together and source for funds to help indigent citizens of this country now

So sad!

Laughnow419:
Guys my girlfriend love sex too much. There was a day she came we had sex up to 8 - 10 times. From morning Afternoon and night
Still she was calling me for more. Guys I think she has a spiritual problem.

Are u supposed to have sex in the first instance since you are not legally married? You said mayb she has spiritual problem, you have spiritual problem too if you don't know... Better quit this pre marital sex tin....ask yourself this question, ever since the time you have bn sleeping with her, what benefit does it bring to your life? Bros zip up and quit what makes God angry...

Abetterperson:
I met my boyfriend sometimes last year, I really love him, he's caring and we complement each other quite well.
His the first son of his family and his dad is quite absent in his life.

he started working at the age of 15 to support his family and has been working since then to support himself and his family, in simplest terms he carries a lot of burdens.
The problem I have with him is that he is addicted to weed, he doesn't let it control him, he functions well but I just have a problem with it.

Please how can I stop him
He says it stops the pain but I don't want it to destroy him.

Leave him before he sent you to an early grave.

Charly68:
I pray you wont learn in a hard way..

I pray so too.. seriously
Deep down in his heart...the Peace of God is missing ..,...he needs Jesus Christ who is the prince of peace

FatherOfJesus:
Don't quote the bible for me, I don't take anything seriously from that storybook. The book is like spiderman comic as far as I'm concerned

You are the person who needs help, you are indoctrinated with nonsense from childhood that has hinder you from reasoning rationally

The aftermath of watching too many Hollywood movies. It will be a spider Man comic to you cos that is how the devil what you to look at it. God loves you so much....the things of God are foolishness to some people but is the best choice to make .. trust me

Ask yourself today, if you die , where will you go?
Being a pastor's son doesn't guarantee salvation or being a church boy... accept Jesus Christ today as your personal lord and saviour cos He loves you .John 3:16

FatherOfJesus:
God, heaven, hell are all imaginary things that Christians believe in.
Smart people know that such phenomena don't exist

The earlier you wake up to the reality that heaven hell is real, the better....
You think you will just die like chicken and going no way?...dnt let the devil decieve you...you have a lot to loss if you think are smart and non religious...
Hebrew 9:27 states that it is appointed a man to die once, after this, judgement
Better stick to your God now than to hear the story that touches the heart after your departure from this world...it is well wit you oo... Jesus loves you

princeemmma:
Recently I heard my daughter saying "Zazoo zeh" she is not up to 2years though. Am that kind of person that always caution myself and watch the kind of music I listen at home, but she did not learn the word at home, am sure she might have heard it somewhere in her mom shop, because my wife shop is located somewhere very rough, a lot of children in the environment. But my wife does not see this as a big deal. She always told me that she can't stop the little girl from playing with other children in the hood and that's true. That day when I heard her say that word, I called her to myself and told her not to say the word again that it's not good saying such word, she nodded in approval.

Two days ago I heard her saying this common words "Eni pe". I felt really bad, because I don't want my daughter to learn those bad words, but my wife feel am overreacting.

Am I overreacting truly? How do I stop my daughter from saying such words?

Please help a friend

The world is corrupt
Feed her with the world of God , train her in the way of the lord

KINGJAJA888:
Nairalanders Good day. My Pops is a Senior Pastor in one of the Pentecostal Churches in Nigeria and has devoted his life to Church.
Ironically I don't believe in God. Never been the religious type. I See no sense that in 2022 humans still live by a book written by someone in 18BC. Doesn't make any sense to me.
Pops wishes I were religious lyk him carrying some big story book (Bible) with me about Lol.
I'm too woke for those fairy tales Sorry.
Watch my Pops dedicate his whole life to someone's business (Church) as they seriously exploit him.
I've advised him Severally but he won't listen. I Can't be like him. I'm Smart, Handsome, Rich and Non-religious. And I Will remain so.

I pity you
The earlier you believe in God, the better.
Non religious will land you where? Heaven or Hell?

dre11:
http://saharareporters.com/2022/05/04/what-made-me-charge-my-church-members-n310000-fly-them-heaven-%E2%80%93-cleric

Previous thread...Pastor Ade Abraham Charges Congregation ₦310,000 Each To 'Fly Them To Heaven'
https://www.nairaland.com/7096401/pastor-ade-abraham-charges-congregation#112276046

Ignorance!
My people perish cos of lack of wisdom

politicoNG:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=374208221398910&id=100064292065433

Lalasticlala Mynd44

Good o

Nemere2020:
Ekiti State governor and Chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum, Dr. Kayode Fayemi has declared his intention to run for the 2023 presidency on the platform of the All Progressives Congress (APC).

The APC has fixed May 30, 31 and June 1st, 2022 for its presidential primary.

Fayemi who declared at the Transcorps Hilton Hotel on Wednesday in Abuja, said he would enthrone good governance, national unity and cohesion.

Below is the speech in full.

Protocols



https://www.thecable.ng/full-speech-fayemi-declares-for-president/amp

Pensioners in Ekiti are still owed arrears in pension and gratuities
30,000 naira minimum wage is not paid across board

Promotion arrears for civil servants with their cadres not commensurate with their salaries

Road link to Ado-Akure route is nothing to write home about

Rate of unemployment is alarming

This Man must be a joker

Malory:
A con man and a fake pastor

Let the wailing continue
On PYO mandate we stand
One with God is majority

MyExpression:
Are you alright ni?

Is she a virgin

If you'll marry without testing, then there must be full disclosure...marriage under deceit is unfair for either parties

Under testing? Where did u get that?
Is he/she a car you are testing? I dnt get that
This your thinking is not biblical ...better change that orientation...God hates fornication.... Heb13:4 says Marriage is honourable in all and the bed undefiled...God will judge every fornicator

PAGAN9JA:
The Ooni of Ife, H.R.H Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi (Ọjájá II) took to his official facebook handle with a message on the Yoruba Isese festival of Olókun.

"Today, I honour and pay obeisance to Olokun, the deity of wealth and salt alongside millions of Oduduwa descendants as we celebrate the Olokun festival. We must keep up with the magnificent age-old tradition that our forefathers bequeathed to us, safeguarding the historical, social, spiritual, and predominant modern values of the deity of Olokun. Indeed, she is the embodiment of boundless seasoning, purity, and faithfulness.
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As embodied knowledge, Olokun is both a historical source of life and a deity associated with wealth, prosperity, and abundance. She is a symbol of infinity and abundance. All the bodies of water agreed to flow to the goodness of the sea, and Olokun personifies their prominence and remains the headship of them all. We must remember that the supreme owner of the universe is God Almighty who created all and we must continue to honour all the works of his hands. Incontrovertibly, that’s our ultimate creed from the source of mankind, Ile-Ife.
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The Olokun festival commemorates the bond that exists between us and our forefathers. The celebration serves as a reminder of our forefathers' sacrifices, ancient contributions, and realities that we inherited from them. It therefore endears us to share in their vision, immortalize their history, celebrate our ancestors' accomplishments, and record their previous challenges for the generations ahead.
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As Arole Oduduwa, I use the great fortune of this day to pray for abundance for you in all the essence of life that comes from Olokun. May your silent prayers and sincere aspirations be granted. Happy Olokun festival."

~Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi (Ọjájá II).

Source : https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=559132955568307&id=100044148233760

The celebration of Olódùmare through the energy of Olókun! May the blessings of Olódùmare keep abiding with us and all.

Happy Olókun Festival 2022, Ile Ife.

Àṣẹ.

This is idolatry at its peak
God hates idolatry cos He is a jealous God

OluwoR:
Good evening my brothers and sisters,

I sincerely needs urgent help/assistance for my Fiancee.

Met her in 2012, started dating in 2014, had our first sex in 2019, but since that 2019, anytime I make moves to have sex with Her, it's always through fight, to cut the story short, she find sex extremely painful that even anything that pass cuddling, she'll start crying, this might sound funny, but seriously it is not.
I talked to Her about it, booked an appointment with a gynecologist, my babe didn't show up, I tried to get her sexual supplements, she said they have side effects, and she disposed them.

Now, the problem is, we're planning our introduction, and we're yet to get any solution to the problem at hand,
please, who have any idea of what we can do about it.

Sex is ideal after marriage and not before marriage.
Wait till the wedding night before having sex. My question is why are you in a hurry to commit fornication with her? God hates it

Alatenuje(Long throat ) Fani Kayode

Committing Abortion means murder. Go hates it. The blood of the unborn child will be on your head both if you go ahead with that dastardly art...note that no murderer will go to heaven.

My advice is since you are not married, go your separate ways and pls turn a new leaf by giving your life to Jesus Christ. He loves you

A joker

Treasure17:
The road to 2023

I need a president who is pragmatic, articulate, charismatic, compassionate and economically savvy.

A president that can provide enabling environment for people to thrive.

I need a president who can embrace technology.

A listening president who can harness our resources for the development of our country.

Share yours

No need to share mine as PYO(Professor Yemi Osibanjo) fits in . Who the cap fits, let him wear it

That is a wise decision by the Vice President.
Kudos to him

The man is old haa!!!!

Is unfortunate
From fried pan to Fire

Olufemi Olaniyi
23 April 2022

The Palace of Oyo has confirmed the death of the Alaafin of Oyo, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi.

The spokesperson for the late Oba, Mr Bode Durojaye, confirmed the death in a terse response to an inquiry by our correspondent.

He said, “Alaafin is dead. Details in due course.”

It was gathered that the octogenarian monarch died on Friday night in Ado Ekiti, the Ekiti State Capital after a brief illness.

Sources at the palace confirmed the death of the traditional ruler to our correspondent on Saturday morning.

Sources said the Governor of the state, Seyi Makinde, had been informed of the passage of the monarch.

The monarch who clocked 83 years on October 15 was reportedly receiving treatment at the Afe Babalola University Teaching Hospital, Ado Ekiti where he gave up the ghost.

The remains of one of the foremost traditional rulers in the country were said to have been brought back to Oyo Immediately.


It was also gathered that rites of passage have started for the late Oba who reigned for 52 years.

Oba Adeyemi was born on October 15, 1938.

The monarch is the third prominent Oba to have died in Oyo State in less than five months.

The Soun of Ogbomoso, Oba Okadunni Oyewumi died on December 12, 2021, the late Olubadan of Ibadan, died on January 2, 2022 and the Alaafin died on April 22.

Also, the Asigangan of Igangan, Oba Abdul-Azeez Adewuyi died in December 2021 and the monarch of Ikoyi town in Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State, Oba Abdulyekeen Ayinla died in April 2022.




https://punchng-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/punchng.com/palace-confirms-alaafin-o

You need deliverance ASAP
Only Jesus Christ can save you
Surrender your life to Him

This Man is old

The Nigeria Union of Pensioners in Ekiti State have sought God’s intervention over unpaid N37.8billion gratuities by the state government.

NUP Chairman in the State, Mr. Joel Akinola, who spoke during the special prayer session in Ado-Ekiti, explained that some of the members are languishing in poverty over the outstanding entitlements which he said it’s members had worked for in the last 35 years.

Akinola noted that they organized the prayer session to pray God to touch the hearts of the state government in defraying arrears of the gratuity and pensions since 2012, regretting that pensioners have died without getting their benefits, while stressing that some were battling with various difficulties due to lack of money to take care of their health challenges.
The NUP Chairman described as embarrassing that retirees had to wait endlessly for their gratuities after meritorious services to their state .

He lamented that the situation had become unbearable for his members while many had been thrown into abject poverty, urging government to consider pension matter as a priority project .

“We are crying and justifiably so in view of our agonies, our sufferings and an unprecedented assault on the psyches of our members in Ekiti State, our pride as Senior citizens who have faithfully, laboriously and dutifully served as this nation is being rubbished daily”.

He added that many of the pensioners are languishing in their homes in debilitated conditions, stressing that the entire citizenry is feeling unconcerned.
Many have been abandoned by children and families who had exhausted their financial resources on them, these abandoned Pensioners are being owed millions of naira by way of unpaid arrears of Pensions and gratuities”.

Akinola further said that part of the first stanza of the nation’s anthem says “the labour of our heroes past shall not be in vain” noting that the labour is now being made to be in vain by the failure of government and citizenry to comprehend the seriousness of their plight.

He blamed the non-compliance with constitutional provision on the part of the Ekiti state government, which he said has failed to review pensions in conformity with section 210, sub-sections 3 of the 1999 constitution of the Federal republic Nigeria that States that Pensions shall be reviewed every five years or together with State civil service salary reviews.

According to him, the statistics of the summary indebtedness as at December 2021 stands at three (3) months outstanding pensions of the State retirees , while Local Government pensioners is owed seven (7) months.
He also added that the State Pensioners are currently owed a total sum of 18 billion naira, while the Local government Pensioners outstanding gratuities stand at a whooping sum of 19.8 billion naira which he said was last paid in September 2012.

Akinola pointed out that the delay in the payment of gratuities has led to the breaking up of homes when male Pensioners could no longer meet their domestic obligations, which he said has also led to untimely deaths of retirees who could not afford to pay for their medical bills.

The senior citizens requested the State government to establish the ministry of elderly and senior citizens, noting that such will be an avenue for the Pensioners to lay bare their plight to the State government.

https://africannewshub.com/2022/04/21/ekiti-pensioners-go-spiritual-again-over-unpaid-37-8-billion-naira-asks-eksg-to-establish-ministry-of-elderly-senior-citizens/

Hmm...men dress decently, while for the women the reverse is the case.. ladies and revealing clothes sha

PassingShot:
I read a NL thread https://www.nairaland.com/7077990/why-tinubu-lose-osinbajo-apc#up suggesting reasons why PYO will defeat BAT in the APC primary election to select who flies the ticket of the party in 2023 and I could not help but to laugh at the naivety and desperation of the writer. Well, without paying any attention to the weak and unfounded reasons he presented in his article, I make bold to advance the following arguments to conclude that Jagaban Borgu remains the only candidate who will win the primary contest, barring any last-minute jettisoning of primaries for consensus which is not even contained in the constitution of APC.

1. Tinubu’s political structure and machineries
Even, his political foes will attest to the fact that BAT has built a well-oiled political structure that has not only survived the best of political warriors in OBJ and GEJ (with federal might), his structure has endured the worst of political earthquake and has remained very solid and functioning. In the primary contest for the presidential candidate which will be decided by delegates from APC across the 36 states, Tinubu structure will come in hand to deliver the goods.

2. BAT’s political alliance
This is somewhat related to the first point but not entirely the same. In the course of single-handedly building and strengthening his political base (ACN), Tinubu it was who took ACN into alliance with CPC, ANPP, a faction of APGA and a faction of PDP. In fact, most political watchers agreed that the 2 most important figures in that successful alliance that produced APC are Buhari and Tinubu. The rest were only needed to make up the numbers and the spread. BAT has since that alliance built a working relationship with strong politicians in the north. The likes of Ganduje, Ribadu, Ado Dogawa, Ahmed Lawan, etc. are staunch Tinubu’s supporters who will deliver the delegates from that side of the country.

3. Neutrality of PMB
PMB remains a political juggernaut whose support and influence can, to some extent determine who wins the APC ticket. From what I have read and heard, it was this support that Osinbajo was looking for that delayed his declaration. Unfortunately for him, PMB did not assure him of anything, instead preferring to be neutral and asking all the contestants to work hard to win the ticket. While it is possible for PMB to have a preference for PYO (highly doubtful), Buhari has demonstrated many times that he handles situations like this with utmost maturity and fairness to all involved. If he has forgotten how BAT deployed his resources to make him defeat Atiku and Kwankwaso in 2014 and to win the presidency in 2015 and 2019, he will surely be reminded by his close allies like Ganduje and the Senate President of this fact. And Buhari will choose to remain neutral. It is PYO who needs PMB so much and not the other way round.

4. Clear message of endorsement by the APC Senate and Rep Caucuses
Not many watchers of political development will have missed the enormous support Tinubu enjoys from the APC senators and representatives. They are not hiding it and they have been saying it loud and clear even to the hearing of PYO. You only need to watch the Senate session when BAT paid the APC caucus a visit to intimate them of his ambition. You can also listen to Ado Doguwa’s recent interview on the same subject
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqe6AQllcPA and here https://www.nairaland.com/7079123/doguwa-speaks-bola-tinubus-aspiration. I also read that of the seventy-something invited by PYO for Iftar, only 24 or so honored the invitation with majority of them spotting facemask with BAT logo. These speak volume about their position. They are the people that matter in this election and they are not politicians you can intimidate to change their mind. They believe in BAT and they are ready to reward his past support for them too.

5. Osinbajo has no political structure
After seven years of being the VP of Nigeria, it is a fact that PYO has no political base or structure of note with which he can be guaranteed of delegates votes. This is someone who lost his polling booth in the last general election. Irrespective of whatever sentiment anyone in the party top hierarchy may want to have for a PYO candidacy, they will realize what a dangerous option his candidacy represents for their party and they will bury the thought without wasting time.

6. Perception of PYO as someone who cannot be trusted
Like it or not, Osinbajo’s declaration has portrayed him as someone who cannot be relied upon. In politics, the currency is loyalty and anyone who is perceived as not loyal is usually avoided by those who matter. Even among those currently propping the professor on, there are those who will be murmuring within their heart that the VP cannot be trusted not to betray them at some point, especially if he becomes president and thus untouchable. I will personally be weary of such character too. Yes, he has the constitutional right to contest but he has thrown morality to the dustbin by standing up to challenge his one-time political mentor. I read a piece about how Tiinubu reluctantly agreed for Osinbajo to be the running mate to PMB out of the three names suggested to him. The fact that BAT’s choice was still going to be picked and that he eventually agreed to PYO being named as the running mate is enough for our erstwhile star boy to abandon his ambition for BAT’s.

Anyway, let’s see how far the support of sycophants and traducers of Tinubu can carry him in his quest to wrestle APC’s ticket from Jagaban.

Passingshot (O.S. Olayiwola)

Your opinion doesn't mean the fact. The good thing that all your indicators doesn't guarantee victory for your Oga (BAT)

Seems Tinubu has paid you to demonize Osinbajo ....the bad news for you is you have failed woefully.. kontinue with the wailing o