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SINZ:
All my niggaz should stand in a single file make this vaseline for fit reach everybody.


I will not give you more than once , so if you like, finish your own before you

Hahaha infact 1000 likes for u..imagine the first comment to read is urs and u used it to honour the vaseline crew..I can't stop laughing here..lolz u re too much

Ladies of this days are so funny and cold hearted. How can a guy spend that much on you within two months yet you claimed you don't have feelings for him. Haba! Wtf!
I am not saying you should marry him. But if your sister is the responsible type, she would have set her priorrity right from the start. Ofcos you would know if you have interest with the opposite sex at the moment he woo you. An iota of feelings will be there no matter how little it is.

You can easily make him understand that it's too early for marriage, I believed he would understand. But what I found funny is 'I don't even have feelings for him'

Haba sis! You are wicked and selfish. You better change because you don't know the next brother coming your way.

I guess if I want her to start talking without asking her why she did that. I will just use a very beautiful girl picx as DP.

Na she go waka come tell me wu the guy be... But d guy will be any of this: cousin, nephew, uncle, but not a boo

@op

I think you owe a lot of people an explanation if you do any of those things you listed wrongly. They are standards for everything we do in life and their norms in which you should do it. For example, you see some matured guys goin to date an underage girls of 15, 16 and the likes. Do you leave such person to his own? Because there is nothing you tell the underage that won't be regarded as manipulation in regards to the law guiding minors.
So my brother, even ur freedom of any such can be taking from you if you misplaced the priority of the essence why it was given to you.

Thanks

@op, when I checked ur profile now I saw your location to be"in my boo's hrt". Pls if you leave there now, where would you go? To seun's hrt or is it tosyn2much abi na.....abeg complete am for me.




Just joking

Behira:
There wudnt be fun on this forum if replies like dis dnt flow in and out. So dnt mind me am enjoying myself

I guess u must be a fun person to be with seriously. But as a lady u don't have to appear rude to everyone in dishing out ur words on them. Some people are better left unattained than to utter a word. Blifme!

woodboi:
This your story is kind of funny to me, because to me it seems you are the one feeling funky, while you can't 100% be certain about her state of mind. She coming back to apologies for what? It's normal for a girl to take advantage of a guy at every point once they see a clear opportunity to do that... I'm not going to ask you to pay for the perf I barely know the worth from here, because she can't pick 2 bottles of Polo worth 30k and ask me to pay for it with my state of mind towards her, while she can't even fix her phone.

Bro you need to wake up and might probably wait till the end of time if you her waiting for apology, you are not the one typing all these, but the material things in you, because she does not love you and if she missed anything in you, it just the material things and the moment she find a better offer, she's long gone again and forget about you for good, if you push a Camry 2.2 and you see her with another guy pushing crosstour, you will not only slump and cry, but start smoking weed and other vices, because what she will do to you. Infact her type barely change, as you can see she barely care about the other guy they are getting down and they won't stop until the dude spend money to build 3 bedroom flat on them at shoprite. Honestly that I still love her you are using, I feel like there is a slap that can reset your sense of reasoning, we have all fell in love, seen the good, bad and ugly... But sometimes you just have to let go in good fate.

What happened to the other ladies, most you date two? Most they suffer for what she did? If she comes back to apologize! are you going to dump them, huh? Then what is the difference btw you and the girl in question, just as someone said both of you are confused fellow.

Haha I can't stop laughing out my ass here! Guy u funny dieee...which kind slap dey reset sense of reasoning if I may ask? Haba! Make una free the guy, he has made his decision already, forget all this superstory

Behira:
Hw wudnt a pvssy look rotten to u wen ur dick is still very tiny and is still yet to get its 1st erection. At a very tender age ur already becoming bald

Am so dissapointed in u for this single act. U checked his dp and saw that he is still a small boy with little knowledge of life yet u keep exchanging ugly words with him. What does that says about u?lfmao! Must u reply everybody on ur mentions. Even I, have problem with your first comment but just laff it out loud! Pls this is a faceless forum, don't take things too serious else you would find it hard to have fun.

Haba! With all this advise here and there, which one is the op suppose to go for? Every man is the cause of his calamity. So make the choice frm ur mind and forget all this shiitts here. U later blame ursef or rejoice for it. The decision is yours alone to make.

banmee:
I defer to your undisputed logic. Have a good day.

What I can point out is that you might be right. That he applied auto tune in this song but yet you refused to comment on how good the song is.
That is to say you don't like him. So don't hide under the skeleton of AUTO-TUNE.

Be real and be objective..pls

@op..., you are right when you said its not good to promise your babe marriage just to get to her pant. But you are not being truthful when you said God will purnish only him. Have You forgotten that God doesn't support fornication, which happen to be a sin in the sight of God. So both the lady that allows him to s3x her before marriage and the guy who deceived her have both commited a sin and will pay for it in one way or the other unless they ask for forgiveness. with genuine repentance from them. So please stop deluding yourself by thinking only the guy will suffer any consequences.
Food for thought!

martyns303:
Guy I know this girl personally, I would appreciate it if you would accord her some respect. Thanks man!!!

Guy you have received some good advise and even some bad ones but you should do what you think others should do to you if reverse is the case. As for me, a bosom friend is like a brother to me so I always expect the truth from such person always no matter the situation at hand.
So I will tell him plainly without hiding anything but he has the finally decision to make himself.
I will do just that because that's what I will expect him to do if it was the reverse case.

I believe the people are the cause of their misfortunes because if d same saraki were to contest again and share some goodies inline wit it. Bet me d same ppl will still praise him and vote for him.

Xo until we learn to do d ryt tin no mata d outcome den our politicians will continue to manipulate us ova and ova tilll....God knowssss

BirdOfParadise:
A stalker would go to any length to get your contact details. They are extremists. Stalking is not exclusive to the poor or unemployed, it has no class restriction.

dis got me craackn** re u sayin convincingly dat ppl cant stalk for d ryt reason or person. nd probably gets a positive answer out of it......cos not all stalkers re dead brain

misspicy:
Some guys think they are God's gift to women..like seriously?some even think without them women wunt breathe or make it in life...

Well I know not all guys are dat dumb,so amma just relate wif d sensible ones....

besides are u at work?

Okay let's be serious here, can u stalk someone u secretly admire xo much? Even as a gal

EggovinMma:
Na aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Just enjoying myself.

pls dats not how to enjoy ursef. Av read all ur comments and u sound pained making ppl blif u re d victim or an accomplice of d said gal. We all knw dis is a faceless forum but dat doesnt mean u shudnt represent ursef well.

so pls kindly go back to d first page and read d post slowlyyyyy and without anger den com back and write a comment. den u will c dat d gal needs to be baptise wit insults xo odas will c dat we all re against it.

As for d guy, he has said it himself dat he knws he shudnt av invaded her privacy wich i am also against. But d priority is d sluty pretender wu makes guys blif nothin gud can com out of a gal except cheat.

xo pls be real dan bein a fake

I took time to read the comments here frm 0 to 7 pages and i find out dat most of us knw d solution to our problems as we av pointed out wit d likes of chiaka, demdem and so on.

but i bleaf d political aligators wud neva allow dis tins to work because of dr personal interest and it will continue to be a cycle till God knws wen.

thou i bleaf one day it will be inevitable to stop.........until den we must find ways to continue living in peace as nigerians

craziebone:
my dear, your problem happens to be with the fact that they are not married. Well, your judeo-christian background could have influenced your idea of legitimacy of a child that it is only possible in marriage. I am not going to argue that with you since its got more to do with religious disposition.

But i want you to also know that not everyone sees things the way you see them and clearly, the op's friend definitely doesn't think a child is less legitimate when concieved outside of wedlock. He is entitled to his own world view as he could have concieved it out of facts and evidence as well as the common sense available to him.

My dear, it matters not if you know my reply or not! That is completely irrelevant! The point is, like the op's friend, i do not think a child is less legitimate when concieved outside of wedlock. That is the mentality i was raised with. And maybe, that's what's getting me this mad at the nonsense being said here.

my friend i am not talking about the legitimacy of the child. i pity most gals because dey dont knw dr stand in a relationship. as a gal u dont allow ur bf sleep wit u witout condom or any oda peventive means because u might be at d recieving end at d end of d day. u must av a say in ur sexual intercourse not just d guy.

but most gals fail dis test just because of dr ignoramous or stupidity. if d gal has died on d course of d abortion. its her fault and she will bear d consequences hersef. as a gal, u shud define wot u want in a relationship bfor goin for it else u wud forever be a victim of any circumstance u find ursef.

all am sayin is dat, in a relationship of bf and gf both av a responsibility to play individually

MrsChima:
Would you like dome coffee dear?

hmmm wud av luv to....but i think proxillin wud be suited for it xo he can convey a beta msg to his frnd.

craziebone:
this has got everything to do with feminism! When other women who are not feminists abort their children in cases like this, they don't do it to spite the reproductive rights of men or abuse, insult, undermine, strip or spit on the intrinsic paternal desires of men like you, a feminists is doing riht now!

When a feminist tells men dismissively that he should wear a condom, do a vasectomy etc, anytime he brings up the arguements men have brought up above that made you to give that reply, they spit on men's intrinsic paternal and reproductive behaviour!

sorry to say this, dis has nothing to do wit feminism or d likes. go tru d post again and u wud find out dey re just dating and not married yet. xo she appeared single to everyone even to her family.

therefore every action taken by her is her responsiblity and not d guy. i wud av luv to ask u dat if u were in dat messy relationship and d gal walks up to u and tell u she is pregnant. wud u even stand to answer for secs. but no need to ask since i might knw ur reply.

am a guy but i will go wit wot mrs chima said.

Truckpusher:
Fuccking iidiot! Engage me with something more intelligent and not your cork English.

You made a dumb thread to get a puccy but the bad news is Nigerian girls (nairaland) dont fall for puccy online warrior they fall for the real shiit.

If you wanna get laid ,go to 2go bro.
Inside this house we hook up with the best of the best .

Sori to burst u. If u think its all guys lust afta hoesss or pu***y. Or woteva u call it den u re on a wet transformer ready to xplode or get fried. Am just writin on account dat I av sis and dey don't blong to ur category of guys.
For d attention, y wud I seek gals attention online wen d ones around re not dry up yet. U can av sex wit as many gullible ones as u wish. Dats none of my business.

@op
The part I hate most is where u said 'I love her'. Don't knw how some of us define luv. But what I know is majority define it to suit his/her self just like what the op just did.

U claimed to luv ur wife but cheated repeatedly on her, xo. Where is d luv? Well maybe under ur village tree sha.

Pray to God and ask for his mercy then take ur wife and ursef to d clinic for check up and oda necessary thing to do.

I pray ur situation gets beta @least for ur wife's sake

therealdeal10:
Nobody in his right mind will say his sisters are any of dat

But easy to say oda ppls sistas re slut ryt?

Truckpusher:
Damn! Your ass is mine bro on this your useless thread.

I said I don't diick my sisters and I have no idea on who they are to some other guys out there and what they represent outside the home but in your unintelligent mind and trying to please some puccies here to get laid even as you double as an illiterate vowel nigglet tryna sound intelligent you still couldn't figure it out .

Here is the real shiit, diickhead! I love women and I respect them too but I can't be their rag boy like your miserable self and which woman wants to roll with a complete iidiot and panty pleaser that will go all the way by making a thread to be noticed ?
Bro, if you want 'em hoes opening those legs for you to dig you better up ya game because these days these hoes don't dig for nothing bro.
Don't deceive ya self.

Lolzz don't knw y ur comments seems hillarious to me. I pity ur gfs because u re only afta dr pants and nothin more. Atleast frm ur comments xo far

BUTCHCASSIDY:
...and you honestly think this thread will make them reply your PMs eh

Lolz..since. I joined nairaland, av neva sent a PM. Bfore. Maybe because av not seen. Reasons to send. One

Xo forget dat talk

Truckpusher:
In as much as your question was iidiotic I'll give you an answer - and this is how it goes man.

I've got sisters and a lot of them and they can belong to any group to the boys they Fucck but because my relationship with them is purely based on brother and sister thingy .

Here is my own question and I hope you have the guts to answer like I just did to your questions .

My question is : where does your Mom belong in your Daddy's life in your question?
Is she running with a smelly puccy or she is simply Fuccking ugly?
I want your response.

Hahah laffin my ass out here. Dis. Ur response. Simply means ur sistas re quilty of dos endless lists. Xo am orderin u frm today to quit d insult on ladies cos u re not qualify to giv. 1 since u. Av sistas u re yet to nuture

wristbangle:
This is a contradictory post OP. There was never a time I and the mentioned monikers wrote an article to discourage guys from dating/marrying naija babes. We only say things we observed about their attitude and please saying where our sisters fall into is highly insulting. Get your fact right OP.

Cheers.

Txk for d clarification on ur part. But u will agree wit me dat som guys do dat a lot here.
Am not sayin gals gat no bad attitude but not as majority of guys here paint dem to be.

Am sori if u feel offended

wristbangle:
This is a contradictory post OP. There was never a time I and the mentioned monikers wrote an article to discourage guys from dating/marrying naija babes. We only say things we observed about their attitude and please saying where our sisters fall into is highly insulting. Get your fact right OP.

Cheers.

Txk for d clarification on ur part. But u will agree wit me dat som guys do dat a lot here.
Am not sayin gals gat no bad attitude but not as majority of guys here paint dem to be.

Sori if u feel offended

adeh39:
Nawa oooo......naso the thing pain you reach?

Imagine two threads were created cos of one thread?

Are u among the hungry ladies ni?....at least I know myself wella....so I can't be pained when I see topics like that.....and I don't blame the guys.....nah some jobless ladies cause am

So abegi make una cool una temper

My sis u won't understand.som of d guys here paint ladies as if all re bad or nothin gud can come frm one. Dats y I was curious to knw if none of dem gat sistas dat shows odawise

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I am disappointed in your inability to reason like a sensible human.

Why should you talk about my sister and then mention me to come and label her among those insults you listed above.

Shove your disappointment up your ass. [/color]

Re u telling me u av neva criticized ladies bfore. Here on nairaland with ur posts. Shud I cross check ur lists now to confirm it.
Or u re just tryin to run frm d topic since ur sis is guilty of d list u av created ursef