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Pure lies

Water is not more than land on earth. Add all the lands including the lands under the waters. The land is more plenty than water.

After donkey years in medical school, some dumbassess still believes that unblical cord and placenta are a key to success.

SoNature:
The same people northern Nigeria is emulating is already preparing for a world beyond oil and gas because they are seeing how tourism is booming in Dubai and are embracing western culture.

With the way inflation is ravaging the whole world, if we don't get serious people to run this country in the coming years, the kind of mass hunger that will hit Nigeria will be unprecedented in the history of our world.

Northern Nigeria is on another level of mental deficiency and myopia. If they were emulating Saudi 0.001%, the north will resemble something like Egypt or Morocco

Shut up, stuuuupid old man, criminals like you are supposed to be in jail. After non-stop stealing for 8 years, you still want to continue the pilfering, dey pilfer Abuja dey pilfer Rivers. Greediness kill you dia.

Na so! English men are among the worst white men in this world. After invading and looting African countries, they also make sure these countries don't do well (na who belle full dey fight) which security strategy Tinubu don put in place wey this yeye white man dey commend now? Just to make sure Nigeria remains underdeveloped and from time to time, they will institute a program to remove the best brains to the UK to continue to serve them.

Do you know why a man will have a Ferrari and still buy a Lamborghini then add Range Rover and still later buys a private jet or even two jets sef, the same man will assemble 10 Rolls-Royce of different model, you can't tie a man down with a single pvssy, na dia nature. If you man's life is tie to one woman, he will want to fvck the same woman in pvssy, as*s and mouth, na different holes. That's how freaking roaming a man is.

NoniblaqStore:
Flutterwave is the Nigerian version of coca-cola. No matter how try to bring them down, Dey go still find way survive and bounce back like nothing happened. If you are a man that wears shirts, see my thread now. I have something amazing for.

if they like they should not invest heavily in security, they will soon go very down like Nokia. Cokecola formula is even more secure than them.

I must confess, Tinubu is a master in hand picking hediots. A typical empty barrel making noise to give a semblance of working. Mr EFCC you are blabbing bullshit*t, until you name manes and prove your case beyond reasonable doubt. Do we still have terrorists in this country? Or you are mistaken armed robbers and kidnappers for terrorists? Man go dey run mouth like woman, telling lies upandan like a cheating hoe.

She has spent her teenage years doing old people things, I hope she won't spend her old age doing teenage things. Now that she has a PhD, what is she going to do with it?

Shut up, we know you defend criminals for a living, but allow Nigerians to suffer in peace. You can beg for scraps directly from your master, nobody needs your stuuuupid analysis.

we all know you mofos ain't got plans for anything better, your only plan is to increase the price of everything in Nigeria, to make money available to loot.

anonymous1759:
Bloodthirsty Demon and warmonger who answers the opposite of his name Righteousness abi na Holiness come and drink some 🩸 blood from the bloody demon that you serve . You’re not a Christian in any form stop parading yourself as such , Jesus preached peace not war like you yearn for.

is it righteousness that attacked isreal on October 7th? Or you think isreal believes in Jesus preaching peace? Maybe Hamas forgot history and made the bloody mistake of attacking isreal on October 7th. Go and read the Bible, isreal has been fighting wars even before the Jesus was born.

I hope they won't be kidnapped.

I thought all the binance people are in jail now, the main naira manipulator is in jail in the US while the assistant naira manipulator is in kuje prison, abi na dey one wey escape to Kenya? He's manupulating from Kenya. Omo is like we will go to war with Kenya o, if the naira cross #1,600 we go bomb Kenya. Our naira must stand even without backbone.

cjrane:
Nothing we can do now. We have to go through this storm and naira will finally stabilize at some point.

What we are observing are the fruits of mindless borrowing and printing of money that was the hallmark of Buhari's regime. Unfortunately, these things take time to manifest and Tinubu is the unlucky guy in power when the effects of those economic crimes by Buhari are now manifesting.

Tinubu unlucky how? Why was he dodging presidential debates? This is the most important reason for presidential debates, the electorates (if they have any sense) will use the answers during the debate to gauge the ability of the candidates. It's only in this hopeless country that a president will be blaming the former president or be claiming he doesn't know the problems he was going to meet on ground. Strong men go for presidency because they want to make impacts and cause massive changes for the betterment of their country. Tinubu bought his road aso rock just to answer president, he has absolutely nothing to offer, he doesn't even have any ideas what is required of him as president.

Where is that army man that was locating illegal refineries upandan in the Niger Delta forests? Oya come an locate 500 almajiries .

You can locate refinery in the thick mashland forests, but you can't locate 200 kids in the Savana in broad day light.

Congrats. Pls when returning to Nigeria, make you hold your "running levy"

LibertyRep:
It's good that he's charged to court.

Everyone can lay their claims and counterclaims before the judge.

The idea of arresting first before investigation should be disciursgedy.

for naija judge wey I know?

brain54:
My baby, my baby, my baby...

Lol. The guy music rock the airwaves and clubs for Jos that year.

Somehow I hated that song but got used to listening to it due to massive airplay.

Very repetitive lyrics... Only thing I kept hearing was "my baby"

Those days was fun Sha.

Just getting to know he is from PH now... I always used to think he was from Jos or a northerner because of the way they played that music that year.

These new generation crop of musicians are really enjoying... One hit and you done blow. Unlike the older set who had hits and still struggling to survive!

first am meeting an old school jos guy on nairaland after 13 years in the forum. We in jenta have already concluded that the guy is even a berom guy. From UJ to tudunwada, Tina junction, infact all over jos was like .....man bebe man bebe man bebe man bebe you are the one for me . It's so unfortunate sha, in those days the Internet was not so heavily monetised sha, and these days artists (especially the younger one) are coded drug mules and yahoo boys. Even now sef de song don come gum inside my head again.

Malroux:
Under the first class accountant my ass.

omo!!! Nigerian accountants are the Godfathers of corruption in this country. They are the technical advicers to our demonic thieves in offices. You think dullards like Bello or all these northern governors knows the difference between 100 million and 1 billion? It's the accountants that shows them how to steal the money still try to cover the theft. Nobody will steal a dime if an auditor says no.

WTF is the parallel market? What is the function of the parallel market? Why would naija citizens be holding dollars and transacting in dollars? Has anyone ever seen a Nigerian naira in an American wallet in NYC? Have anyone ever bought anything with naira in China? The parallel market should be declared illegal and scraped. It does nothing except aiding thieves in government offices to convert and hide their loots in dollars to the detriment of the naira.

Putindbutt:
None of our business, if you want to buy from our neighbours and demanded their currency, that's good for them. We also enforce that only naira must be traded in nigeria.

thats the difference between other countries and naija. While other countries can enforce that only their currency is accepted, corruption will not allow naija to enforce their own.

Are you talking about visa ATM card or visa as in permission to enter naija? cos the last time I remembered, enough Ghana, Togo, Benin Republic, and Niger people yakpa for naira without visa, and dont tell me that all these Chinese people doing illegal mining in naija found it hard to obtain naija visa, cos i that even if a convicted serial kill wants a naija visa, our embassy people go still runam at the right price under the table. The problem should be making the environment condusive for the bussiness in naija to stop moving out.

Sonnobax15:

Advantage of her being a feminist is that Her kpekus will be secured,even when she's in the varsity........BUT then again,I just remembered that feminists are very likely to end up as evening newspaper

See op sister,see wahala

guy you be novice o, if you know or see the kind of objects and things that feminists used to fvck themselves, a di*k will be a saint.

Tinubu will still do his second tenure. No be naija we dey? Nigeria, where the most notorious and heartless individuals are selected to hold the mantle of power. A yoruba demon is preferred over a non yoruba Angel, An hausa pauper/almajiri rather suffer and die under a hausa demon than survive or enjoy under an igbo Angel, the turn by turn looting and plundering will continue between South West criminals and northern bandits until, the land becomes barren and unyielding. Last Last, every tribe will return to their quarters, the weak ones will be dominated and eradicated (the fulanis, although few in number, have been using religion to manipulate the hausas and yorubas into positioning themselves to grab more lands to fertile locations before the center will collapse) Hopefully the igbos will secure their quarters, the little tribes will either merge or be wiped out. This is the nearest future. Only blind ones will see it, they will be hoping against hope while dying abeit slowly.

Lavor234:
Surveillance and intelligence would eradicate this menance. The army is buying heavy and bogus machinery relevant for invasion and not necessary for the pseudo- guerilla warfare

it may shock you that the drone pilot will give a link for live feed to the kidnappers.

as a Blackman with yoruba ancestry, BABA wants his own cut, Niger should pay him loading and offloading fee. Just as his cousin is sucking our blood here in naija.

Costimetic solution. So what happens when you want to use the naira to buy Gucci boxers from Italy or mystic bamboo toothpicks from China, or you just stolen 2 billion naira and you want to take one of your girlfriends to Dubai for shopping? shey na naira you go pay them? Maybe when you buy a $10 biscuit in NYC for #45k, that is when you will know that this your solution is a window dressing solution. Nevertheless, the main solid and everlasting solution is PRODUCE AND EXPORT, STOP IMPORTING PANTS AND BRA FOR YOUR GIRLFRIENDS. STOP IMPORTING NONSENSICAL AND NON-CRITICAL ITEMS
LAST; STOP STEALING.

The moment APC stops it's cacus members, governors, ministers and government officials from stealing, and every kobo is put into purposeful good work, everything will work out.

Continue borrowing and stealing, na una normal way, tomorrow na crypto dey manipulate naira.