₦airaland Forum

Nichee:
The tax is not peculiar to only Stanbic IBTC, it is a 10% withholding tax and will be deducted from the interest (or discount) earned on Treasury Bills. Its mandated by the Nigeria tax authorities.

Thanks a lot

Good afternoon my fellow investors. Please please please who can shed more light on this tax and deductions stanbic ibtc does on treasury bills maturity? Thank you everyone.

emmasoft:
For dollar mutual fund, Norrenberger dollar fund has the highest rate in the industry 9.26%.

You can check them out. Find the account opening form attached.

The form is for all their products, so just tick the dollar fund since that is the product you wish to invest in.

You can also be in touch.

Thank you very much

bisiswag:
Good afternoon house. Please I need guidiance on eurobonds investment and usd mutual funds Please. Thank you all

Anyone please?

Good afternoon house. Please I need guidiance on eurobonds investment and usd mutual funds Please. Thank you all

In addition to all the above suggestions. Make sure you get some activity or exercise done immediately after eating. House chores, light exercise, walking etc. Eat your food in layers... veggies first, then protein and lastly any carbohydrates of your choice. Do this in ratio 50.30.20.. Chew slowly so your digestive enzymes work and you can feel full early on..Best wishes

othermen:
Growing up, I wanted to be independent, and I thought a fulfilling career would be difficult to achieve at the cost of love and companionship.

I have seen a mother sacrifice her potentials to serve a man, sacrifice all that she could achieve just to raise some kids. I have seen senior residents forgo opportunities, tied down by their families to less.

We were like-minded in Alexander Brown Hall: to travel the world unrestrained, to practice across oceans, and must feel no obligation to a society that should judge us by our marital status.

Family was some form of shackles to be rid of - and first we must acquire power over it, such power that any time it’s desired, it was something within our power to get or be relieved of. Boys and men would always be around, and with the successes and accomplishments we craved, we were bound to be greater ultraviolet light, while the best of men would be insects attracted, always courting us.

But winters and summers, or seasons of rains and harmattans. How brief they stay, how quick they come and go. A consultant loses the bearing of her brains for want of love and companionship. Now happy to settle for less, for men they cannot love.

If I could do my life once more, I would be married 12 years ago. For now, I know, I could be married and yet cultivate character, brilliance of mind, and all the depth of contribution I have made. I just had to seek a suitable partner that could give wings to my aspirations. But now I must live, knowing my chances of a suitable partner are not necessarily better off by the additional qualifications or resources I have earned.


Your best chance is when you are ripe for marriage, for when you are overripe esp as a woman, you are less desirable. Let Omotola, Okonjo, Adichie be betters exemplars- they show that we can strive for a life where our professional ambitions and personal desires need not be in disharmony.

Do not seek the lies that we have sought that marriage would imply you sacrifice your aspirations, and that marriage is but an altar of conformity. Do not forge the self-deceptions we made as loneliness creeped in, that loneliness is but a specter to deter from our purposes, and that with work, we would always be in the midst of people. Be more critical, for you may find that the embrace of matrimony is fleeting, but consider it is not fleeting in other places.

Now that I am done with all the self-discovery, branded about with honorific titles and status, I yearn and cry at night, beneath the make-up to shield my wrinkles, for a spouse, for kids… and the presence of this misery beclouds all the other sources of my joy.

Very brilliant. Not many would understand. God heal all lonely hearts! Thanks to my great mom for pushing me to make the right decisions at the right time!

Ifexibe:
Saving money is scam.
Build systems/means to earn more.
High value skills you can leverage on.
Buy Assets. Multiple source of income. Innovate. Be positive. Network with the wealthy.
invest in what you know.
Spend less than you earn.
Acquire useful knowledge.

Avoid negative people. Know your value.
Your networth will skyrocket.

Words on marble! Knew this later on. Plus salary is just a mirage!

nvnrecords:
Please I will like to ask if the black listing on Nigeria by Georgian visa has been lifted

Please where you still able to get the info on this? Has the ban being lifted ? Thanks

Omonigeriarere:
I walked down straight to Stanbic IBTC branch at Alausa, Ikeja today and the rates given were as indicated below:

91 days = 16.3%

182 days = 17.44%

364 days = 20.6%

Please note that the rates are susceptible to daily changes.

Thanks . I wanted to know if they debit without crediting upfront. I know GTB does that but stanbic has debited me and yet to credit me upfront.

Goodafternoon house. Please per secondary markets. Was anyone debited and not credited? Stanbic IBTC

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

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myyansh68:
Women, pls avoid poor Men. And don't be poor urself, if not you can never avoid them.

With pregnancy a lactating mother suffering herself for what? This is hell.
And this Op, sayin this trash will not remember her sufferings immediately luck locate him.
This is when he will realize her boob is saggy.
She have stretch marks .
Big Belly.
Flat ass .
Vagina is too big /wide.
She's no longer beautiful.
She looks older than her age[Why won't she looked like ur grandma, when she's part of the actors trying their best to be the winner in "Squid Game " ?].
And might avoid her with the 5 kids to be with another Woman.


Some Women dy try sheha.
This is what it's takes to be a wife material in Nigerian standard. Enduring pains and sufferings well I dy wait for devil wer wan try that with my sister.Na me go punish am!!.

Lmao. Omg hahaha, so funny. Damn. BTW your sister is lucky.

otipoju:
Celestial born, Cele raised, Cele raising my kids, Cele till I die.

Ibiyomie and Adeboye are puffed up charlatans who believe their own hype.

Imagine a pastor saying there are demonic psams inside the bible

As in ehn ah ah, father lord, this is unbelievable and the masses gonna swallow his bile hook line and sinker. It is well, I just can't belive this from a Christian heavy weight.

JackDaAlienz:
I was a victim of this type of fraud
The only thing that saved me is that I wasn't extorted.

A white milf from Armenia sent me friend request.
Her page looked geniune and legit
She posted pictures of her little son and her family having fun.

Na so I chat with this woman for almost 1 full month. This fine milf was telling me how handsome I am and how she has crush on me.
Like play like play we started sending each other nudes.
God!!! I mumu no be small
I sent many pictures of me naked with standing gbola in different camera angles with my face showing
If I send she go send photo of her huge breast photo of her wet kpomo

Na when she insist that I should do video of me moaning and stroking my cock
Na when I begin suspect fowl play
I began digging online to see if her account is actually real.

Later found out it was scammers
They scammed an Armenian single mother made her fall in love and she sent her nudes to them
They used her profile photos to create new profile and act like it's her original page. So they sent me her nudes which made me send my own nudes to them thinking i was sending it to the Armenia milf.

May God save me ooohhhh
Group of hackers are somewhere with upto 13 of my nudes. I keep praying to God to strike whoever it is
Make my nudes no come go viral online one day.

Eyah, and so what they go viral. Don't ever be scared. Everyone na cloth cover us, we all naked. So fear not. Don't ever let anyone blackmail you for a mistake you made. You fell in ***love **** nor be u kee Jeeszus. Lessons learnt so move on with your head high abeg. We don't want another bad incidence. Na d fear dey kill first.

Look at them, confused lots. Demeaning women, shouting hakimis name everywhere like their hero yet they are busy seeking advice on whom to be yoked with or maybe whom to subjugate and gaslight in the house to make them feel like men. Safe to say all those who make such demonic comments against women are INCELS. Check that up and don't mention me cos I won't bother replying you!

Zincfingers:
God bless Oshiomole.
He took bullets for Tinubu and his political fortune plummeted.
Look at him today.

Methinks his end goal is Presidency!

LegendHero:
No politician in this era can survive the obstacle Asiwaju surmounted if he eventually gets declared by INEC.

--Currency change hardship
--Induced fuel Scarcity
--Muslim-Muslim ticket in an almost 50/50 nation
--Propaganda from some section of CAN
--Propaganda against his person, age, wealth, and etc
--A hostile cabal
--Buhari I don't care attitude
--Some extremely woke Yoruba youth voting against him
--A christian North with mind made up

The North kept their word eventually. The Northern governor are the MVP. It is not easy for them back home too because Buhari government caused lot of damage at some point.

The biggest surprise in the North Central. Who would have imagined Tinubu getting even 25% for Benue and Nassarawa with all the propaganda by some religious bigots. Asiwaju cleared Kogi, Kwara, Niger, and did well in some other states in the NC.

South-South has proven that they have a mind of their own. Akwa Ibom is like a big surprise and even Bayelsa. How do you explain Tinubu winning Jonathan LG.

New alliance have been forged in this election.
Igbo + Northern christian alliance is very strong as seen.
SW + North alliance is very strong too. They exceeded my expectation.
NC + SW alliance cemented
SW + Some SS cemented
SE + Some SS cemented

This your analysis is quite intelligent albeit lacking truth, and it would have been quite accurate if the election was actually free and fair.

Eriokanmi:
I still don't know why Kogi is so unlucky with leadership . Anyway, this is a welcome development. People don wise now. Only Abubakar Audu did well in kogi. Others are looters. How can you deliberately destroy your own house and take the money to invest in burj Khalifa in dubai instead if building a repkica of it in your state? This is madness. Kogi is an amazing tourist state yet, they're too blind to see those potentials.

As in ehn I was quite amazed at the confluence I saw the first time I travelled through that state. Such a beautiful sight to behold, God should pls just show us mercy in this country cos you wonder why and how we keep getting it wrong with our chosen leaders. Someone that rode on him being a youth behaving like a demented old bat, well actions of loosing drowning man.

360Master:
Chrisland school is run like a typical Nigerian public school with little or no consideration for the safety of the children enrolled in the school. Forget the media hype and the jargons that goes online about the school. They are all lies.

These are some of the things you find when you dig deeper:
1. Zero safeguarding policy implementation
2. Their teachers/staffs are are poorly paid
3. Overpopulation. The children are too many therefore no adequate supervision.
4. Only eye service to government, parents and the ministry of education. Etc.

How can a school of that standard organize an inter-house sports without a fully equipped ambulance and other equipment on ground?

May God comfort the family of the poor 12 years old child who died as a result of the failure of the school management to provide her care.

God protect our children in this part of the world.

Am telling you, so sick. Imagine my kids school after d money paid by parents and they can't pay teachers for 3months, yet they can acquire a drone to cover end of year school party. Like what the hell is wrong with these proprietors? Just a bunch of lies and cover ups these schools are. Feel so sad for her parents. Kai

stagger:
When did the president launch the currency? When was it rolled out?

You claim to have a brain but you cannot decipher that December 15 till date is NOT three months.

Leave d f***l , besides the ATMs kept dispensing old notes all this while. Haba, this is just pure wickedness.

Nigra:
Is your sister a virgin..ode spewing rubbish

Lmao, you shouldn't even answer him self, es doesn't deserve the attention. When they were busy gaslighting their wives, them nor remember say one day the hunter will soon become the hunted. The supposed husband should fast and pray na, shape up and be extra lovey dovey at home. Very shameless set of black effs.

Toktee:
Olosho spotted...
What have you as an African contributed aside increasing the numbers of lazy girls who now believes the easy way to make money is your walk street naked?
Don't quote me o.... Cos if you do by the time am thru with you, you will overhaul your wardrobe.

I decided to quote you so I can truly see what you want to do as a frustrated demented jobless bat that you are. Not the online warrior tin, I mean what you can and will actually do cos you were never mentioned.

Africans never cease to amaze me. What d hell? Who cares what these pple wear as long as they not in the offices where you need dress formal?

No inventions, no critical thinking, ah ah , wassup with the black mind? Some screaming religion and culture , how has that helped you achieve anything whatsoever? Start screaming justice and start screaming for all other things needed for a sane society to function.

I see some posts on nairaland and it just breaks my heart. The world has left us behind. If it's not man and woman matter it's about dressing or random killings. No breakthroughs, nothing. God have mercy.

Before you quote me, ask yourself what we as Africans have contributed to the world other than marrying, birthing, taking up oxygen and acting as hypocritical morality police, therein lies your answer...

How the hypocrisy of Nigerian elites stinks to high heavens. Can you imagine the advice, do you know how difficult it is to get anything on merit in Naija, a good paying job without having one strong connect or without God miraculously helping you out, if I knew what I know now, I would have left a gazillion years ago. Anyone that has the means pls by all means leave. Is it health care? Is it the lack of justice for the poor? Don't be deceived, this con3 get as e be, let them that are the principalities and powers of this country remain here.

Medianna:
That 'i can't spend on a woman that's isn't my wife' is very wrong. Lines of an irresponsible man in the making.
Imagine during courtship you don't take care of her. In marriage it will be worse cuz you've subconsciously condition your mind not to meet her needs deliberately.
Though there is limit for everything.

As in ehn very irresponsible men in the making. I just pity his wife with his long mouth, I like fair girls not the bleached ones and yet you can't pay for food bills. He will jam n chow breakfast

Babara1994:
We met on Facebook, exchanged numbers and few days down the line, she asked for a date.

Fine, I obliged, but she didn't know I'm always on Dutch mode when it comes to dates. LOL

So we got the place. A very expensive eatery. She was well-dressed but was all bleached - a big turn-off. I actually like light-skinned women, but not the bleached ones.

Okay, fine. She ordered a plate of rice, a bottle of champagne, a cup of ice-cream and three pieces of meat-pie. I began to wonder if we came for national eating competition. Anyhow sha, I ordered a plate of rice and a bottle of malt.

When it was time to pay, I paid for mine ONLY and told her to settle her bill. It led to an argument and all eyes were on us. I left the place and insisted she settled her debt.

A big lesson to all women out there. If you come across me, I won't pay a dime until you're my wife. Why should I act like I'm your husband when you aren't my wife?

And if you're a guy reading this: Spend what you're OK with and don't make yourself a fool. If you go broke tomorrow, you'll be forgotten.

PS: I'm not a redpiller and I'm not a feminist; I'm just human. Humans THINK.

You should be sued. You are the entitled one here. Dutch payment dictates you let the other party know prior . Haba. See your mouth like ** I like fair girls* Well let this be a lesson for all girls in the dating pool, take ur cash n order what you can conveniently pay for if he wants to be a dunce. N then move on. See why you all should work abi . Na this kind one go enter marriage and use money as a tool for control.

But u get house for dubai wey ur matan dey stay abi. Be honest. U can't get for UK cos they gonna eff u up whenever it suits them.

Kai Achalugo.... hmmmm life is so unpredictable, its well. Wish all the parties involved the best.

chypotenti:
But finally nobody can take care of your child the way you do, if you like engage the services of 10 nannies, them nor go fit still take care of the child cos is not theirs.............

This is just the painful and brutally honest truth. Even relatives can't do that job. R.I.P young champ.

advanceDNA:
I dont know where u people get the impression that a woman has to be bad to cheat...n sex we dey talk here ooo...
..u people put women on an angelic pedestal ...women are not too different from men...they love sex..they cheat...esepcially in this era of muktiple sex partners before marriage....they can be bad or good... ....dont good men that take care of their family sacrifice for their wife cheat??

I get your point perfectly but I was relating the good woman persona the op painted with the paternity fraud aspect of this particular story.