₦airaland Forum

LoL. This bro funny sha

This op doesn't know the difference between states of origin and geopolitical zones

This government is beginning to fall my hand big time in the fight against corruption.

I need to have a rethink.

Watch out guys.

The floating of Naira means Nigerian Naira and it's stock market are now open to mind-blowing manipulation by world billionaires and corporate entities!

Mind-blowing profits will be made by some, while life-shattering losses will be incurred by others. Interesting days ahead.

Depriest2020:
FG has about 720,000 workers. If you multiply it by 200k that should be about 140billion naira. With those that will earn higher than 200k/m let's say all 400billion monthly salary. It's still far lesser than 40billion daily × 30days in a month, which is about 1.2 trillion naira.

It's even better to pay 720,000 people 1.2 trillion a month than pay it to about 100 subsidy cabals.

Okay. Tinubu take note

Depriest2020:
NLC should forget about strike, we're already adapting. But FG should pay 200k minimum wage. If FG can pay subsidy cabals 40 billion naira daily for fuel, they can easily pay 200k minimum wage.

Do us a favour sir. Tell us the total number of workers we have in Nigeria (let's limit it to Federal Government workers) then multiply the figure by 200k let's check something.

By the way, back to NLC's threat of going on strike, I hope the so called NLC is aware Nigerians no longer take them seriously any more

That one na bullion van savings

Wealthoptulent:
Omo! Savings account or kolo savings
Abi Vault savings dey too?

Your sins are forgiven sir

Need to have a rethink

I don't mean to sound heartless, but I think the man had some mental problem if the story is true.

I don't believe a person whose mental state is okay would take such a drastic action just because of loans he gave out, no matter the pressure to recover them

Every teenager is still a kid. To me, 20 years should be a universal age of consent.

Chinjo2:
Does he have such powers? The new naira notes issue have already been decided by the supreme court. Tinubu should force the CBN to release the new naira notes from wherever they have kept it.

I think the only legal way Tinubu can extend deadline is to approach the Supreme Court for an order for its extension. As it is now, it's only the Supreme Court that has power to order the extension of the old naira notes deadline since it was the Supreme Court that fixed the current deadline in the first place. I believe anything outside of that would be dictatorial and illegal.

Beverlyjean:
On top Guiness book of records ..... being unexposed and being an illiterate isn't different

No. You are wrong. Na you no understand why the guy said what he said.

It's not just about the Guiness book of records. You need to understand that the very day Guiness World Record certified Hilda Baci's cooking record, that was the same day Senator Akpabio, another Akwa Ibomite was elected as Senate President - the highest political office ever held by an Akwa Ibom man. So, it was kind of double celebration for Akwa Ibom people.

Always try and understand somebody's point before you hurl insult.

Nigerians funny sha.

See as people with zero or half baked knowledge of economics being excited about a policy whose implications (both positive and negative) they know absolutely nothing about!

Fixed exchange rate and free floating exchange rate both have their own advantages and disadvantages. We all know that Nigeria is import dependent nation that import virtually every damn thing. Many Nigerians value foreign goods, foreign education, foreign religion, foreign everything more than Nigeria-made ones.

Now, If Naira is allowed to float freely and its value determined by forces of demand and supply, the demand for dollars will always be so high compared demand for Naira i don't think you have to be a genius to know the implication of that for the Naira.

Floating the Naira will have its benefits. But if you truly understand its potential disadvantage you will be sober rather than being excited.

Clinghton:
Her joy would be short lived if the ekiti lady succeeds.

But the demons saying this trash through you and others like you have failed already because Hilda has already been crowned for her effort.

Godisablealltim:
crocodile tears 😭. Meanwhile, somewhere in Ekiti the record has been shattered.

I keep hearing Ekiti, Ekiti, Ekiti. Where IN HELL is this Ekiti sef. The name sounds funny the same way that village girl call Dammy who attempted to break Hilda's record is funny.

I had been looking forward to this announcement.

Congrats to her

Wow! You end up being wiser than I initially thought.

DamnnNiggarr:
1. I wasn't attaching her though, but I was just cracking up some jokes, reason for the laughing emojis, but it seems the joke was a bit expensive reason you ladies misunderstood my initial intent. Are you married? if no, just know it that joking sometimes also makes marriage beautiful. I joke to high heavens with my wife. Sometimes, I'll jokingly tell her that, because I'm the most handsome, responsible and hard-working man on earth are her reasons for abandoning her old friends and never wanting to let go off me.
She'll also respond by jokingly telling me that because all other women rejected me because I'm not handsome, that's the reason why I don't want to let go off her, and life goes on and on.

2. Women should be blame for their choice of spouse because, during courtship, the lady gets to know the kind of man she's going to spend the rest of her life with. She has every opportunity to know and put to test everything about the man such as
i. Emotional Maturity;


ii. Openness:-


iii. Honesty:-


iv. Respectful and Sensitive
v. Independent
vi. Empathetic
vii Physically Affectionate
viii. Funny:-


3. In this last paragraph, I have nothing to say, other than stick to someone who possesses a skill or skills, someone that has a hand work, skilled labourers. The type of men that fall in the category you're trying to describe are salary earners, especially bankers. they don't possess any skill or handwork, reason they become miserable after being laid off or disengage from their work.

I doubt these present day ladies would look the way of that dirty mechanic guy down the street. But would jump on their feet at the sight of an unskilled banker

When did government become family business?

LoL. Even before opening the thread I already suspected the motive of the op and I was right.

But let me say this with all honesty - LONG BEFORE Tinubu even indicated interest to run for presidency, there has been STABLE and CONSTANT power supply both in where I live and where I work all thanks to the foundation that was already laid by Goodluck Jonathan's administration and built upon by Buhari's government! This has absolutely nothing to do with Tinubu as the op is trying to mislead people to believe. I want to believe Tinubu will continue from where his predecessors ended and hopefully improve on it as it should be

The question is which Nigerian is not corrupt? Laolu Akande and his kind should just shut up!

Emefiele is not more corrupt than any Nigerian, whether dead or alive. His weakness was that he foolishly allowed Buhari and his cabals to over-control him and pushed him around; forcing him to make policies the masses would not be happy with. And he didn't seem to care how those policies would affect the masses provided it's what the President want.

Emefiele simply lacked the tough, stubborn mind of his own that people like Soludo and Sanusi had.

Moreover, this Laolu guy is clearly an idiot for trying to make it look as if it's Emefiele that initiated the so called 'dual exchange rate policy'. Is dual exchange rate not one of the policies Emefiele inherited?

Tinubu's government is free to do whatever it likes to Emefiele but fools and hypocrites should spare us their rants.



[quote author=nairalandkachy1
post=123711876]Laolu Akande was Spokesperson to former Vice President, Yemi Osinbajo from 2015-2023.

It was about time d CBN Governor faced suspension & investigation..... Emefiele was given a long rope, but he failed to redeem himself. His shenanigans & the colossal damages he perpetrated at the CBN was to the utter detriment of the Nigerian people. This is not even about cashless policy, but apparent corruption especially in the dual exchange rate policy which never made sense. What a sigh of relief!


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This man you are still talking? Just thank God Gandolar did not meet you physically. The kind slap you for chop eh; you for don see stars

Nice one, Innoson. The future is eco-friendly.

LeoDeKing:
A CGPA of 4.00 in Chemical Engineering and Business Management at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, United States.

MC Oluomo might not be lettered, but since a tiger can never beget a pig or vice versa, this is an indication that he has an IQ far above average.

Someone used SSCE from miracle centre to secure admission into a university to study a very cheap course, yet ended up with 3rd class. That is the same clown some knucklehead are waiting for to come save their lives.

Hopefully, you will end up voting for that MC Oluomo's son as your president in the future merely because of his educational achievement despite the fact that his father and those he has been working for has been oppressing you for ages while looting your country's treasury!

Talking about someone who 'used SSCE from miracle centre to secure admission into a university'..... and ended up with 3rd class. We know the person you are referring to. It is a man who have reached a height in life that someone like you can only dream of but can never reach! With his SSCE from 'miracle centre' (according to you) and his 3rd class degree, he had been chairman and director of many companies including banks. He has thriving busineses and was a governor of a state while someone like you with all your academic qualifications cannot even be a local government counsellor!

Moreover, the 3rd class degree holder you referred to has received the following honours and awards:

1. The Sun's Man of the Year (2007)

2. ThisDay's Most Prudent Governor in Nigeria (2009)

3. Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's Best Performing Governor on Immunization in South-East Nigeria (2012)

4. Silverbird's Man of the Year (2013)

5. Distinguished Alumnus Award - Lagos Business School Alumni Association (LBSAA) (2014)

6. ThisDay's Governor of the Decade (2020)

7. Leadership Excellence Award's Man of the Year (2022).

With all your 1st class degree in science or whatever can you boast of any of this achievement?

Baba, there is more to human nature and human mind than mere academic achievement.

Anyway, having said all this let me put your matter aside. I must admit that I am impressed with the quality of education this MC Oluomo has given his children. He his in deed a great father.

Of course, every enlightened and sincere Nigerian already know that 'fuel subsidy' is a scam, unsustainable and must ultimately be removed, otherwise it would completely sink Nigerian economy. So, we don't really need ifa or any oracle to confirm that to us.

I think why some Nigerians are not impressed about the removal of the subsidy is because of the hypocrisy and insincerity of Tinubu himself. When Goodluck Jonathan wanted to remove the subsidy in order to channel the funds into other critical areas that would make life better for all Nigerians; this Tinubu was one of the people who vehemently opposed the removal and protested against it out of pure mischief, hypocrisy and lust for power. So don't blame the people who are not impressed.

Angelfrost:
But, why is a suit meant to halt or stop the inauguration of an elected person still in court a week after Inauguration??!

Makes no sense at all!

The judge himself should be fined for unnecessary delay of justice. So if the case actually had merit that is how he would delay it until after inauguration which would render the case useless.

To me the fine is null and void as the natural time for judgement on the case has passed

Call him Maggi or Cucumber and thank me later

Baba, I think you are worse than Sahara Reporter you are condemning because you are quick to condemn their story for reasons best known to you without showing us evidence that you have investigated the story and found it to be false.

Let's stop condemning things blindly just because it's too bitter for us to swallow.

lhordspy:
Immediately i saw the headline. I knew this is definitely from sahara reporter for sure.


Sahara reporter with its gossip-like sensational news. No concrete proof or tangible evidence. Just hearsay and gossips from nonexistent anonymous source.

The 'country is sick crew ' are ready to feast.

So we have this calibre of person in the Ministry of Education but Buhari ended up appointing Adamu Adamu - a man with zero knowledge about education as Minister of Education. May God help us in this country!

MelesZanawi:
What if his English is for those with IQs above yours and you're not actually part of his intended audience?

What type of 'IQs' do you need to understand all the nonsense the man is saying there? Do you know the meaning of IQ? And what do you mean by 'part of his intended audience' when the interviewer was asking him the questions on behalf of Nigerians generally for the purpose of public enlightenment?

And the corrupt idiot called Hadi Sirika is still walking freely.

The anger I feel inside of me whenever I read about this 'Nigeria Air' matter if i had my way that Aviation Minister would have been rotting in jail by now for playing on the intelligence of Nigerians.

House interior of the latest Nigerian trillionaire you mean?