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FamilyRe: His Manhood Is Too Big – Divorce Seeking Woman Tells Zamfara Sharia Court by Cantonese: 10:01am On Nov 27, 2021
toujurs:
grin so their sex life, is like a warzone like that of iraq and lran
Naso one guy like that in those days for Cotonou, dem dey call am SOJ. Na beg e dey beg women say make dem only let half enter small. Beninoise women dey shout say “son gbangala c’est tres grow”. That is that gbangala too long.
Na hand control e dey use oooo no be waist!
FamilyRe: His Manhood Is Too Big – Divorce Seeking Woman Tells Zamfara Sharia Court by Cantonese: 7:43am On Nov 27, 2021
Hahahahahahahaha

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day!
SportsRe: Arsene Wenger: Mikel Arteta Wants Ex-arsenal Boss To Return To Club by Cantonese: 7:56pm On Nov 26, 2021
abbey621:
You're not making sense! How many times has Brazil won the world cup since 2000? You failed to answer the question but kept deflecting, your usage of Portugal as an example shows you're clueless since you're using another attacking team to compare an attacking team. My point remains football as a whole has evolved beyond just attacking, complex defensive systems are now in place as evidenced by Italy, Greece and Germany. Even France had to deploy a two man brick wall of defensive midfielder in order to win the world cup, if football was all about attacking, Brazil should have had no problem dominating.

Your laughable rhetoric that somehow getting a job at FIFA makes you the greatest coach is comedy, your Bet9ja reference is also idiotic since I can't find any Bet9ja here in Atlanta. Guy I'm done arguing with you, I would rather waste my time and energy going on Foxnews and arguing with those racist idiots grin grin grin grin
Atlanta ko, Atlantic ocean ni.
How your unnecessary beer parlour and Baba Ijebu arguments make you feel cool is very mind boggling.
When has defence not been part of the game? I see clearly that you do not read before responding.
My point remains that Wenger brought changes to football. I hope you do not wear helmets on your head that prevent you from grasping things?
Thank you for closing the argument from your side anyway.
Hopefully you get a small win with bet9ja this weekend for some drink.
PoliticsRe: ‘shameless Man’ – Ade Ameh Attacks Ikpeazu Over N500 Payment For Pregnant Women by Cantonese: 7:15pm On Nov 26, 2021
Adah Ameh has not reasoned well.

If the governor only assured on free delivery what would have happened? What's the "shameless" in it? She only looked at the N500 and not the total package. For some women it could go for over N50,000.

By the way, what contribution has Ada Ameh made in terms of care for the less privileged?

Many women remain in the hospitals after delivery, without money to pay and detained by doctors.

It shows that the public health system in Abia is good and can cope with the challenges.

People should not be sentimental about this N500, but look at the overall effect in the lives of women and families in Abia state. Now men can go to bed and sleep well with the assurance that delivery fee has been taken care of.
PoliticsRe: NANS Threatens To Shut Down Nigeria Over Fg's Planned Subsidy Removal by Cantonese: 6:59pm On Nov 26, 2021
Na today? The days are long gone!

Nans where the vice has different PAs and justifies it?

The strong unionists of those days are the politicians of today. They struggled to get into positions of power. They understood the language of those days. They will apply the same language today. That language seals their lips.

That language is called EGUNJE!

Once the get it they begin to stammer with their words. That ends it all. The gullible citizens are left to suffer more.

Jagbajantis intete.
CrimeRe: Mob Kills Keke Driver Mistaken For Thief in Bayelsa (Photos) by Cantonese: 12:36pm On Nov 26, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Because I don't believe he did not know who his passengers were, I'd say he apparently died because he was stupid.

He was helping thieves escape and had the boldness to stop the journey to ask why their getaway vehicle was being rammed by their pursuers.

Even if he didn't know who they were, I still believe he died because he was stupid.
A wiser person would have sensed the urge to flee on his passengers or noticed the uproar around them.
Chai.

Did you deliberately want to make a fool of yourself with that comment?

If someone like you becomes a policeman, you”ll be a very big danger to the society. You will always turn the truth on its head.

To give you better “konk” for head dey hungry me.
PoliticsRe: Man Arrested With 8 Explosives In Lagos by Cantonese: 12:32pm On Nov 26, 2021
He was charged, yes. But what was the charge. Hopefully it was nothing less than an act of terrorism. Others have been so charged and I hope his name should not get him a lesser charge.
CrimeRe: Brazil: Monster Who Killed Pregnant Lady Before Cutting Her Womb Is Jailed(Pix) by Cantonese:
RichDad1:
This people has taken their baby factory biz to Brazil.


Cry! I love to drink your tears. cheesy
“This people has taken their baby factory biz to Brazil”.

In an attempt to make mockery of a certain tribe and the subject matter, you have failed to write a simple sentence with good English. Next time, please do not display your poor grasp of English with such childish arrogance.

Shay shay shay shay shay shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SportsRe: Arsene Wenger: Mikel Arteta Wants Ex-arsenal Boss To Return To Club by Cantonese: 10:17am On Nov 26, 2021
abbey621:
Again gibberish......Data simply does not support your sentiments, if you're not winning trophies you're not doing anything as a coach, go and ask Pochettino! How many times has Brazil won the world cup since 2000? If defensive football is not crucial then shouldn't the attacking teams be dominant? All the Samba could not help them to outshine the German and Italian machines. Like I said you've made no factual statement just sentiments because you like attacking free flowing football. You keep mixing up enjoyable with successful. You can play all the tiki taka you want but if you're not winning trophies then you're just entertainment. Gap between Wenger and Mourinho?.....Joker, irrespective of cup success? A coach that can't win trophies that one na coach? Siuuuuu grin grin grin
See your life there? Bet9ja spirit has completely possessed you as I see. “How many times has Brazil won the World Cup since 2000”? In all who leads in terms of World Cup collections? By the way how many times has Portugal won the World Cup? Are you conversant with football at all? I tire for you. Even Mourinho insisted that Wenger should be respected for his contributions to football, irrespective of their battles.

“......that one na coach”? Yet FIFA has him in charge of global football development. If he holds such a position where even Mourinho and other big coaches would benefit from his opinion, what else?
If football is all about winning, why do bet9ja fans like you smile to the bank when certain teams lose?

“You keep mixing up enjoyable with successful”. No. What I have repeatedly brought to the front burner is the fact that success should not only be equated with winning trophies. How much has a coach contributed to the development of the game in all facets?

Wenger is not a “cut and nail coach”. He identifies players, gives them opportunities to develop and they become great. Mourinho waits for money to buy the most expensive players, teach them how to ONLY defend, win cups by fluke and fans like you shout his praise. That’s the same job Zidane has done with Real Madrid. It’s very easy. Even you can assemble the greatest players around and they can win cups. That aside what else can you say is his contribution? NOTHING!
SportsRe: Arsene Wenger: Mikel Arteta Wants Ex-arsenal Boss To Return To Club by Cantonese: 6:11am On Nov 26, 2021
abbey621:
Pure hogwash, every one of your point is highly contextual and pure sentiments, again I repeat, the greatest of coaches are known for winning trophies. As a person that likes attacking, I can't fault you for praising Wenger, same way you can't fault someone that likes a well solid defensive playstyle, football has evolved beyond just attacking. My gripe was never with Wenger but with you diminishing Mourinho's achievements, you could have hailed Wenger without dragging Mourinho down. You mentioned Ferguson which is good but even Fergie was not completely dominant for 2 decades, Mourinho made sure of that.
My points are not sentimental in anyway, except to choose on your own to look at it that way. Wenger’s achievements are not hidden and you can check whenever you want.

“football has evolved beyond just attacking”. NO! Football went beyond just defending long ago, the English just played defensively until Wenger arrived and changed it all. Do not forget “Samba” in Brazil is which made the game so beautiful and enjoyable.
I have not dragged Mourinho down, but simply opened your eyes to the reality of the great gap between the two men, irrespective of Mourinho’s cup successes.

Mourinho made sure Ferguson was not completely dominant for two decades? No. Mourinho only brought his “park the bus” style of play to remove the beauty in the game and many matches were very boring and frustrating.
CultureRe: Ayiri Emami Asks IGP To Investigate Alleged Stealing Of Olu Of Warri’s Crown by Cantonese: 11:09pm On Nov 25, 2021
Flexherbal:
The need thorough investigation on the matter.
Agreed with you.

But what if his confidence lies on the reality that the thief has been killed, or given money to elope from Nigeria?
SportsRe: Arsene Wenger: Mikel Arteta Wants Ex-arsenal Boss To Return To Club by Cantonese: 11:00pm On Nov 25, 2021
abbey621:
You're joking right, especially at the bolded? Every coach has his or her era, show me a coach that has been dominant for over 2 decades and I'll show you some of his or her flaws. Mourinho's contribution to the game canno
t be diminished, hate or love him please don't ever utter such ridiculous statement again. He brought back defensive strength to England, he provided the blueprint how to defeat tiki-taka and massively overpowered attacking teams, a defensive genius. Yes he's beyond his prime now but do not ever compare a local champion like Wenger to Mourinho, they are not mates. You can try to to justify his inferior trophy count by saying he changed the game but the truth is simple, the greatest of coaches are known for winning, 2 decades in the Champions League and he only managed one final yet you disparage someone that won it with Porto of all teams, let's not even talk about Inter.....Guy don't get me angry grin grin grin
I expected that response from you. Mourinho won this, Mourinho won that, etc. The question remains: looking at football holistically, who has impacted more?

The truth remains that Wenger revolutionized football in England and by effect the rest of the world. He came as an unknown person from an unknown Nagoya Grumpus in Japan and took English football by storm. The fact remains that he did not win many trophies, looking at his tenure with Arsenal, but in all, every team in England and the rest of the world followed his football philosophy.

He changed their diet, he changed their training methods, he changed the pattern of soccer from the boring defensive form of play to an attacking form, that gave fans like you and I value for our money. I can go on and on. He encouraged youth, bought wisely and spent wisely. His impact on English football paved the way for the employment of non English coaches in England, including Mourinho. He may not have won in Europe or with different teams like Mourinho, but that does not in anyway take away his impact. To whom honor is due, please do not fail to honor.

Mourinho won several championships truthfully. But ask yourself what value he has so far added to football, except for introducing the boring defensive pattern of soccer that finally became his nemesis. Infact at certain times his players revolted against him. He once admitted that he was considering changing his pattern to a more attacking one. Is he not the one who removed our famous Mikel from an attacking midfield role to a defensive midfield role? Since he did that, did you closely take a look at Mikel’s career.

“Every coach has his or her era, show me a coach that has been dominant for over 2 decades and I'll show you some of his or her flaws”. What about Sir Alex Ferguson?

Every good coach worldwide, including Mourinho admitted that Wenger revolutionized football. That’s what I am letting to know.
SportsRe: Joe Aribo: From University Drop Out To Super Eagles No 10 (Video, Pics) by Cantonese: 9:18pm On Nov 25, 2021
Gamer999:
Please be careful where you draw inspiration from, some of these things has grace attached. What works for mr a might not work for you
If you have talent/passion for sport or entertainment abeg try still go school he get why
Abeg eh go to the nearest KFC around you, order anything you like make I pay.

You got it absolutely!
RomanceRe: If Your Girlfriend Can't Prepare This - Change Her!! by Cantonese: 9:14pm On Nov 25, 2021
Bros no take soup mesmerize people.

The face of your soup no confirm if na egusi or vegetable. All that water so inside, wetin e mean?
SportsRe: Arsene Wenger: Mikel Arteta Wants Ex-arsenal Boss To Return To Club by Cantonese: 4:53pm On Nov 25, 2021
Beedude:
Wenger was a specialist in failure according to Jose Mourinho.

But looking at 3 EPL in 22 yrs and 7 FA cup in 22yrs. I am not sure he has up to 17 titles out of the 88 titles he contested for.

To think Wenger is their most decorated coach of all time shows that Arsenal FC Problems were inherited. I come in peace
And you think championships are won by power or having the best players and teams? If it were so why then did “common” Leicester city win the league that year with unknown names?

Your Mourinho who termed Wenger a specialist in failure, how far has he gone in the last few years? On two of occasions he has been sacked. Aside from the cups that he won, what other meaningful contribution has he made to the game?

To who honor is due please give it to him. The truth still remains that Wenger transformed football both in England and the rest of the world. What he missed by cups amassed, he won by his contributions to the development of football.
PoliticsRe: Army Laments Police Brutality In Secret Letter, Says Soldiers Are Being Killed by Cantonese: 2:26pm On Nov 25, 2021
Shuoooooo!
Police kill army keh?
Dog dey chop dog?
I thought police brutality was reserved for civilians and soldiers in turn would brutalize police.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Fighters Surrender Weapons At Gwoza As Troops Fight ISWAP by Cantonese: 5:51am On Nov 25, 2021
The clearance was organised by Gov Zulum? Na waoh! Has Gov Zulum now become the chief of army staff or an army commander? Is this not a sign of incompetence on the part of the military? This government tire person sef.
EducationRe: Secondary School Students Attack Police Officers In Ogun State by Cantonese: 7:25pm On Nov 24, 2021
Gadafii:
I don't support the actions of the students but the police men deserve worse cheesy grin


I remember my secondary school days, during interhouse sports, fight always dey happen, students of other schools come around to cause fights, same as my own school mate go to other schools to causes fights.

Different objects dey always fly, bottle, stones, broken glasses, anything that can travel will be picked. There is a spot where these boys always meet, it was a funny experience then, but quite dangerous, if you know if ajayi Crowder ND gbagada Senior high school, Muslim college for oworoshoki, lanre awoloku etc some of these guys use to carry shovel and rakes to fight then, some dey carry banté(local charm) grin

But once they hear the siren of police men, everyone clear, they have escape routes as well.

I am surprised that these younger generation don get dey Stine police men, soté Dem burst dpo head grin
I see an ex student of Ajeromi Ifelodun high school. Weldone o.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Responds To Lai Mohammed’s Remark On Lagos Endsars Panel Report by Cantonese: 5:19pm On Nov 24, 2021
SlyDev:
You are a liar, many Yoruba are not aware this fake massacre is to kill them politically in Nigeria.

Why are you Ibos so concern about lekki fake massacre than akuwzu and oyigbo massacre?
Is it that you are too young to understand? Or you simply chose not to understand? I am sorry to say that you do not sound knowledgeable. What are we talking about and why are you deviating completely? What has politics got to do with the event that was a reality?

“Fake massacre” because you did not personally suffer any loss? Fortunately for you, just like many teenagers like you, you had your phone in your pocket and observed the events from afar. All you little boys do is to come here, delve into matters of national important, trivialize them and make mockeries of yourselves.
FamilyRe: Man Who Built A House For His Girlfriend's Family Wants To Demolish It After.... by Cantonese: 4:11pm On Nov 24, 2021
obembet:
Some men en.. Must you married her? So when u demolish the house now, what did u gain?

Men na scum
“Must you married her”? Why na? You too provoke with this kind English.

“Men are scum” No. The error of one person cannot be equated to others.

Have a nice evening.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Responds To Lai Mohammed’s Remark On Lagos Endsars Panel Report by Cantonese: 4:08pm On Nov 24, 2021
SlyDev:
Reno is anti Yoruba chameleon.

Pretend to be Yoruba with his itsekiri nonsense trick and then get pass to insult Yoruba as he want, Jonathan that we offend sef don let go
What has this got to do with the tribe? Is anyone talking about Yoruba or Itsekiri? Why not comment on the subject matter. We do not know how many Yorubas and non Yorubas were at the toll gate, yet we all agree that Nigerians were severally murdered and injured at the toll gate.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Responds To Lai Mohammed’s Remark On Lagos Endsars Panel Report by Cantonese: 4:02pm On Nov 24, 2021
ba7man:
Trash. See how a 1yr panel report was riddled with unverified reports, speculations and assumptions as if it was written by idiots for idiots.

That panel has to be grilled on camera to explain how they arrived at their conclusions.

I can bet cash changed hands to release that lie filled report.
Chai.

How have you allowed yourself to be bewitched and used until now? Hopefully when subsidy of fuel is removed next year and the prices of goods and services increase, then you can be jolted out of your deep sleep to the realization that we have the wrong people as leaders.

For your information, Lagos is a state controlled by APC. Infact APC has nearly total dominance of Lagos in terms of political power. The federal government’ which Lai represents is led by APC. Do you not think that APC would have tried using it’s dominance to block any damage that report would potentially have? Even if they did not do that, how do you think that reputable men and women would put their names at stake to submit a fraudulent report?

The question remains whether people were killed at Lekki. The answer is YES even if the correct figure is not quoted. However Lai Mohammed insisted that no one was killed. He unconsciously admitted it in his response that three people were killed. You do not need to go far to know the depth of damage done by our soldiers at the toll gate. They may keep lying as it is part of their DNA, yet the truth cannot be covered for long.
PoliticsRe: Aggrieved Nigerian Soldiers Burnt Down People's Houses, Shops - Hope Uzodimma by Cantonese: 7:16am On Nov 24, 2021
I do not think that even Okorocha would have followed that path of Uzodimma in handling the security issues in Imo state.

The governor took sides with the FG against his own people and now soldiers deliberately destroy palaces and businesses of people in Imo state.

I sincerely hope that with their voters card Imo people can make the correction in the next election. If he likes let him go beyond the Supreme Court, he will be roundly defeated.
PoliticsRe: Timipre Sylva: FG Has No Control Over The Price Of Cooking Gas by Cantonese: 7:08am On Nov 24, 2021
Nothing that they have control over. They have no control over the dwindling economy, no control over rising prices of goods and services. Worst of all they have no control over the massive corruption, looting and stealing which they used as part of their campaign slogans to hoodwink gullible Nigerians.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kidnap Donatus Okereke In Ondo by Cantonese: 7:03am On Nov 24, 2021
Flexherbal:
I do not know how the security operatives work or strategize

Can't they send armed personnel, in their numbers, like they did during Anambra election, to the bushes and hideouts of these criminals and kidnappers to fish them out?

If they send 50,000 mobile police to comb kidnappers hideouts/hot spots, one or two hideouts per time, I am very sure that they return with positive results.
Terrorists, kidnappers and bandits have actually infiltrated the security agencies. They have been either recruited directly or a lot of our security agents have been compromised. If 50,000 security personnel are sent into forests at a time, how many would be left to secure other parts?

You also may need to ask what the staff strength of the security agencies are. I think looking at the problems in the north, a lot of our youths may not choose to join the military.

I also think that in the Southeast and Southwest, our government has systematically disarmed certain vigilante groups. They have different armed vigilante and hunters operating in the north against boko haram and the rest. Why stop them in the south and term them illegal? They are the ones who know the terrain and can go into the forests to chase out those evil people. Aside from Amotekun, ESN, Ebubeagu, hunters and community vigilantes should be allowed to collaborate with our security agentsto safeguard our communities.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Kidnap Donatus Okereke In Ondo by Cantonese: 6:49am On Nov 24, 2021
Tinubuadvocate:
I guess ipob terrorist has maneuver their way to southwest. Why is ORE one of the mega city in ondo state targeting by ipob terrorist.
Shamefully you can neither write nor speak good English.

That’s how bad it is in a forum like this where irresponsible youths like you prowl around to insult people who have in no way harmed you.

People like you chase decent people away from Nairaland because of your senseless comments. Hopefully the moderators can someday do something about rats from hell like you, who have nothing meaningful to contribute to serious national discussions like this one that you chose to trivialize.
PoliticsRe: Muhammed Mahmoud: Nigeria Leading Globally In Yam, Cassava, Rice Production by Cantonese:
Loverofpeace:
Nigeria leading in rice? Where you put India, Indonesia and Thailand ,only NL zombies will believe this,oya manna griller, helinues, monogamy come and dance this is good news grin grin
Nonsense people.

If Nigeria was ever leading in any of them it must yam and cassava. Nigeria leads in rice production, on which land(s)? Is it the northern areas or the southern areas that have been ravaged by herdsmen? Even yam and cassava are now beyond the rich of certain Nigerians. Last Christmas chicken was sold at N9,000:00.

I find that Umaru Dikko’s words in 1982 that “Nigerians have not started to eat in dustbins” has started since 2015 to be the order of the day. As it stands now many scramble to get crumbs from dustbins and yet the supporters who have been hoodwinked have hope of a restoration.

If Nigeria was ever a leading producer of rice, why then the massive and unstoppable importation of rice and other essentials into the country from China, Thailand, India, Singapore and Vietnam? Even Nigerians import palm oil and beans from Benin republic.

Abeg make the man carry im lie dress far.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Femi Fani-Kayode For Forgery by Cantonese: 8:57pm On Nov 23, 2021
Did he have information about his possible arrest leading to his decamping to APC? E enter one chance bus. Even Precious go take am make yeye. Now no Wike and no Fayose to fight for him. Over to APC.
FoodRe: Which Of These Cereals Do You Prefer by Cantonese: 2:36pm On Nov 23, 2021
Idamond:
so which one do you prefer?
No be only cereal and corn flakes, na Cyril with plantain chips. No mind the bros o as e dey form. Reach im house you go see either ogi or millet or kunu for table.
PoliticsRe: FG Will Replace Fuel Subsidy With ₦5,000 Transport Grant For 40m Nigerians by Cantonese:
Chai APC.

They bewitched and confused the citizens in 2014. They made us believe that removing subsidy would create more poverty and problems. They were given power by the people and they have institutionalized poverty.

Now they have taken several loans, VAT increased, cost of goods and services over the roof and in the extreme hardship inflicted on the people, they have chosen to remove that same subsidy.

Who would they term as “poor” when distributing the miserly N5,000? And by the way when fuel cost increases and transportation price is jerked up beyond the power of the people, how can N5,000 carry the so called poor for one month?

In building rail lines, rather than spread them across the country, they extend the lm to Niger republic, helping that country build their own rail lines.

Nigerians with this story have been put on notice that next year will herald the “next level” of extreme hardship and poverty going by their promise of next level in 2015.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Lai Mohammed Finally Responds To #endsars Panel Report After One Week by Cantonese: 11:22am On Nov 23, 2021
Nothing more than the usual lie was expected.

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