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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich - (1 - 0) On 11th September 2021 by Cantonese: 2:41pm On Sep 12, 2021
Mikekan30:
Mumu when you lose your first 3 games does it mean the Team is in Relegation?
Una mumu never do. Criticising Arsenal everytime but Tottenham lost 3 -0 to Crystal Palace yet no one wants to talk about it. Make una leave Arsenal alone go and predict your Future and leave Arsenal for we the supporters.
Olodo, People like you sit and watch things go wrong until you suffer the consequences.

You are a little boy who may call yourself an Arsenal fan since the recent 3 years. I have always supported Arsenal and have watched several games physically at the Highbury and Emirates. What is my business with Tottenham's loss when I support Arsenal? You have seen the team failing to perform in the recent years and yet you think some of us should keep quite like some MUNTULAS like you and keep receiving insults from others every weekend? Come, if shame no catch you, what else can make you have a better understanding?

A club you support lost three of its first games of the season on the go and you relax on your 3 X 6 bed and think that all is well?

To God ehn if to say you near me reason that matter like that I go go village come back because of you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United - (4 - 1) On September 11 2021 by Cantonese: 10:36pm On Sep 11, 2021
frankson1:
He had to leave Barcelona because he couldn't take a pay cut...so much for "enjoying football".

Whichever angle you guys come from...bring it on and we will continue bursting your bubbles.
So you mean that you are not aware that Barcelona could not find a way to accommodate Messi's salary following the rules by the Spanish authorities. It was not Messi's fault bro. Abeg did Ronaldo take a paycut to move to Man U?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Newcastle United - (4 - 1) On September 11 2021 by Cantonese: 5:33pm On Sep 11, 2021
frankson1:
You should give yourself the same advise of watching football.

What Messi does is what players like, Sancho, Dos Santos, Rashford, Bernardo Silva, Mikel, Nani etc. These are typical dribblers.
Messi isn't doing anything different.

CR7 is not a football player, he's a 'monster -beast'
Exactly Ronaldo “is not a football player”. He is a cunny cunny man who worked hard to emulate gifted players like Messi. A football player dribbles, creates magic moments, turns games around in his team’s favour with spectacular moves, works with his team, assists others and scores his own goals. Messi qualifies in all. The greatest of all times will always remain Arantes De Nascimento (Pele), Maradona and Messi.

Football is not just about scoring goals. Ronaldo fans are those who play bet9ja and hope that his goals would help them win their bets. On the other hand Messi fans are those who enjoy football in all its ramifications and sleep happily.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich - (1 - 0) On 11th September 2021 by Cantonese: 4:29pm On Sep 11, 2021
tenpipsperday:
All of una wey dey run mouth, why una no apply to manage arsenal?


Lazy bones.
All of us including you are called ARMCHAIR ANALYSTS!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Norwich - (1 - 0) On 11th September 2021 by Cantonese: 4:27pm On Sep 11, 2021
Adakintroy:
This arteta get problem o. You play one Central and one attacking midfielder (sambi.and odegaard) both wit scarily low energy at the center. Then support them on side with a very clumsy Niles. This guy formation I no know were him de sleep think a out.
Once again let me say this. Until Arteta, Kroenke and Edu leave Arsenal, na relegation. Until all the nonsense “Wenger out” fans beg the baba, na relegation. The day Wenger left, glory left. The day Ferguson left Man U victory celebration left.

Now see Arsenal for the first time I ever know that club, coolly positioned at the bottom of the table pointing finger like Sanwo Olu to relegation.
CrimeRe: Italian Kills Nigerian Wife For Filing For Divorce After Three-Year Marriage by Cantonese: 11:43am On Sep 11, 2021
Very unfortunate
HealthRe: How Ordinary N500 Aboniki Balm Healed Me Of Chronic Waist Pain by Cantonese: 10:54am On Sep 11, 2021
Aboniki helped you overcome a minor matter that seemed chronic to you.

Pray you do not have a real back pain. Have you heard of Spondylosis or Spondylitis? If you have a severe lumbar pain you no go get mouth talk for Nairaland, no be Aboniki of pain relievers either.
PoliticsRe: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by Cantonese: 10:46am On Sep 11, 2021
Chiefsir:
Governor - Ifeanyi Arthur Okowa
State - Delta State
Tenure- 2nd Term in Office since 2015
Health
Security
Infrastructure
Human capital development
Education
Agriculture
Sports
Entertainment
Social services etc



Health - 4/10. Efforts should be made to revitalize the primary health centers in places such as Ughelli & Sapele. The environment is terrible & understaffed


Security - 4/10. The government should be more proactive in the fight against the wrongdoings of some Fulani herdsmen, cultism and kidnapping. The number of deaths from cultism/fraud related matters in Sapele last year is terrible


Infrastructure: 6/10. Well, why the government has tried in repairs and construction of roads, more should be done to increase the width of major roads in the states. You can hardly find more than a two lane road network in delta state Warri inclusive . traffic lights is rare outside Asaba in the whole of delta state.


Human capital development 5/10. I will commend the state Governor for empowering the youths in skill acquisition. He has tried so much in that aspect but please we need more than that in today’s society. The governor should bring in more investments. He should learn from ogun state, Jawa Ibom, Edo & Lagos State In this aspect.


Education: 6/10. The upgrading of state owned polytechnics and other tertiary institutions to universities is a welcome idea but much should be done in the secondary & primary institutions where life starts from. I understand that most workers in the education sector either have a slashed salary or illegal deductions. Something should be done in this aspect, more learning materials/gadgets should be procured for schools so as to encourage the young and timing youth population.


Agriculture 2/10: As a graduate and professional in this field I will reserve my comment .

Sports 6/10
Entertainment 4/10
Social services: the rate of internet fraud/fraudsters in delta state is Alarming. I need to scream this. What is my governor doing? huhhuh??

Politics 8/10. Sir, with all due respects, we need more technocrats in your government. Your government is a government of rewarding politicians/party men with positions. This is not how a great and prosperous state should be. Thank you
Fraudsters, no be small matter. It seems the relocated from other states of the federation to Asaba. Goto ShopRite in the evenings and you"ll wonder how a 19 years old drives an 015 G-wagon Mercedes.
PoliticsRe: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by Cantonese: 10:43am On Sep 11, 2021
DissTroyer:
State: Akwa Ibom

Governor: Mr. Udom Gabriel Emmanuel

Sector Ratings:

Health : 4/10

Asides renovating primary health centers in underserved communities, these centers are peopled with professionals who are more concerned about party loyalty and propaganda than actually serving the people.

We did undertake a study and the regularity of health workers in places outside the main cities of Uyo, Eket, Ikot Ekpene, Oron and Ikot Abasi is poor of the 31 LGAs. Measures should be put in place to ensure devotion to work by these health workers is paramount.

Security: 6/10

Since 2010, Akwa Ibom has relatively been the most peaceful state in Nigeria, with Uyo undoubtedly the most peaceful city in the country.
While Uyo is safe and has been so even since the time of Akpabio, that peace and safety should be spread to the suburbs and inner communities.
Ikot Ekpene city has been almost ridded of clashes. Eket is relatively peaceful.



Infrastructure : 4/10
The populace expected more from this government and while he is being praised in the media, it's because he seems to be one of the best amongst governors who are generally incompetent.

Akwa Ibom earns a lot but the governor spends most of these on vainglorious projects like the International Worship Center, the 21-Storey Smart Skyscraper and others.

He's tried to maintain some of the road projects begun by Akpabio but the projects aren't commensurate with the huge earnings by the state government.

In 2019 alone, Akwa Ibom state government earned about $443 million. For a state of 6 million people, if half was properly utilized, we'd be high up.


Human capital development: 3/10
The programmes initiated by government have mostly be politicised. I'd commend that most of the projects have been ICT-driven but being headed by politicians rubbishes everything and the aims - lofty as they might be - are derailed.

Education : 3/10

Agriculture: 5/10

Sports : 7/10
He's invested a lot in sport development, especially football. Akwa United, Ibom Starlets, Dakkada United and others in the state and now at the very top of football in the country.

But he's more focused on football and neglecting track sports.

I'm planning a bigger article for publication at some later date so I'd save the details.

Entertainment: 3/10
Entertainment in Nigeria has never been spurred by government so that's that.


Social services: 6/10
Rape, abuse and other such vices form a very key part of his administration.

He's declared a zero tolerance on cultism and many of these criminals have gone underground.
Fa fa fa fa fa fawol!!!!!!
Na Akpabio spirit dey inside you and I remove it from you now.
What about Ibom air? The Syringe factory? Rubber factory, etc,?
BusinessRe: Why I Dumped Trading For Manufacturing - Dangote by Cantonese: 10:28am On Sep 11, 2021
Seniorwriter:
The richest man in Africa who is a citizen of a country that is a poverty capital of the world!....no thanks to bad and nepotistic leaders that are also clueless!




Stop showing your ignorant self on a public space as NL....Dangote is not building the refinery with only his capital/monies.


Pinned





Aptly put Dangote's business boom is due to Nigerian Corrupt leadership and nepotism + the ever growing population.
Yet same useless & clueless leaders makes policies and taxation processes very unattractive for investors....FG are more interested in money borrowings!

WE NEED YOUNG VISIONARY LEADERS IN NIGERIA COME 2023!


@SENIORWRITER
"We need young visionary leaders...". Was Dangote born an old man? He started young, worked hard, took his chances and today he enjoys the benefits. If his business boom was due to "clueless and nepotistic" leaders, then what can you say about his investments in other countries?

The problem with our youths these days is the desire to get wealthy by the fastest means possible. It's either yahoo or drugs/rituals/prostitution or any other form of crookedness.

Reading through this interview you'll see a man who had a vision about the future. He identified the loopholes and leveraging on what he had, he started from somewhere. The rest they say is history.

When youths talk about mentorship, they look up to such successful people as their models and desire to get close to that level. Dangote has first class students and professors working for him. Does that not show that he knows what he wants and does.

I believe that inspite of the difficulties in the land, there are many loopholes to get to the ladder of success. Manufacturing gives massive opportunities for success in life.

Lastly if you start today, you have the bank of Industry to help you out if you are stranded.
SportsRe: Manchester City's Benjamin Mendy To Remain In Prison Until Next Year by Cantonese: 7:12am On Sep 11, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
This guy is a beasty LB with one of the most deadly ball recovery in the world.

His size it huge and imposing.

Those girls both visited him in his home. They had sex and they left.

Several months after, charges of Assault and Rape are flying around like mosquitoes.

In a gynocentric society try to tie down one woman. Especially a young school girl that offers a bit of peace.

His management team have really failed him in this regard. And there isn't any mention of his innocence anywhere.
If there is no mention of his innocence and he has not been screaming about his innocence; his club has suspended him, then he may have done it.

Football stars and public figures must always be careful about women who come around them. His career is in trouble except his defence does a very good job of saving him.
PoliticsRe: Marilyn Ngige Gets Inducted As A Medical Doctor by Cantonese: 8:32pm On Sep 10, 2021
Anazp:
Shows how accommodating the Yorubas are. So many igbos schooling in Lagos and the south west but you will hardly see any Yoruba in the east schooling or living there
Yes you will never see because you have deliberately confined yourself to your village. You have deliberately refused to move away from your abule to see how civilized Igboland is. You have refused to leave your one room to travel to Igboland to see how the Yorubas live happily, intermarry with the Igbos and enjoy their favorite Eba Ibo without stress from myopic minded people.
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Shades Tonto Dikeh Again Says "Deep In Your Heart You’re A Devil" by Cantonese: 4:35pm On Sep 10, 2021
Look bobrisky, look monkey. Very close resemblance.
PoliticsRe: VAT: Kogi State Opposes Lagos, Rivers by Cantonese: 4:21pm On Sep 10, 2021
Politicians.

Exactly the reason this country is in a mess. We need solid professionals in politics and not professional politicians.

Your state is the mineral capital, yet your citizens wallow in abject poverty. We should not bother about such a response as the man wants to become the president. Turning a very serious economic matter into a political issue is nothing short of a disgrace.

Hopefully he will not secretly move to enjoy the benefits of the VAT successes of Rivers and Lagos states.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Bans Trading Unions, Associations Activities In Ondo Over Exploitation by Cantonese: 6:27pm On Sep 09, 2021
Olam09:
Good move, they need to ban it here in Lagos too.. they're the biggest thieves of all time..
Last 2 month we were forced into one stupid LFPG association.. they came to my shop to lock it up saying I'm not in the foolish association. I had to pay NGN10,000 as a fine and i was asked to come to their next meeting..
Would you believe going to their next meeting we were asked to pay NGN40,000 to join the association as new members.. those motherfuckerś
You paid because you did not know the right thing to do. If you read from Akeredolu’s position, you’d find that it is not constitutional. Sometimes the uneducated police people aid such associations in carrying out their illegal operations. Stand your ground and they will all vanish.
CelebritiesRe: Paternity Fraud: Police Invite Uzoamaka Ohiri For Questioning by Cantonese: 7:10pm On Sep 08, 2021
NotoriousBiggyS:
Very good if police start coming to this kind of issues paternity fraud will be reduced especially in Igbo region. I have always been saying it that the dubiousness of an Igbo woman is second to none!
If paternity test should be conducted in the east today, you will find out that 30percent of Igbo children are bastards
How are you sure about your own parents? I am sure that your head resembles that of an agama lizard, if you know what it it.
CelebritiesRe: Paternity Fraud: Police Invite Uzoamaka Ohiri For Questioning by Cantonese: 7:07pm On Sep 08, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
She should be arrested and charged to court for extreme wickedness.


There's wickedness. Then there's extreme one, she and Taliban there's no difference.

Also imagine Nedu Wazobia did not have receipts of these infidelity and abuse. She would have successfully ruined his career. A career she did nothing to improve or develop in the first place.


Asides your mother and sisters, grandma and aunts. Please keep receipts when dealing with Nigerian Wickedness.
Still I ask how her face looks like that. Her face would have been very ugly when she was a little girl.

Abeg how her cheeks be like that? Her mouth long like Lagos - Kano railway line.
CelebritiesRe: Prince Kpokpogri Reacts To Leaked Audio Of Tonto Dikeh Begging Him by Cantonese: 10:44am On Sep 08, 2021
Did I just see “theirselves”. Abi I no see well? The so called psychology graduate “Prince” wrote that? I never got my life see that word. That name Kpokpogri sef get as e dey sound for ear.

I bow for the man o!
CelebritiesRe: Pasuma And Wife Visit Their daughter Khadijat,a US Naval Officer At Her Base by Cantonese: 9:27am On Sep 08, 2021
Abeg na Pasuma wife be that? I been dey expect to see sharp woman o.

Abeg she think say na Ijebu ode or Ore she dey like that?
PoliticsRe: Lagos, Onne Ports To Get Scanners In 2 Weeks – Customs by Cantonese: 9:24am On Sep 08, 2021
Which one be imported rice matter again inside?
PoliticsRe: Senate To Investigate Illegal Exportation Of Gold Worth $9 Billion Yearly by Cantonese: 9:18am On Sep 08, 2021
The same people and organizations who smuggle out the gold are the same who will do the investigation.

By the way, why not get us a report from the security agencies directly? The “investigators” will rely on evidence from the security agencies, so why beat about the bush.
SportsRe: Wenger Insists Arsenal Are "In Good Shape" Despite Woeful Start To The Season by Cantonese: 8:32am On Sep 08, 2021
Aufbauh:
This Arsene Wenger's statement really shows that he's indeed 'specialist in failure'.

How can a team that played 3 matches lose 9 points, conceded 9 goals and is yet to score a goal be in good shape?
I'm not an Arsenal fan but this consolatory message can send the club to bottomless pit.
How old were you when Arsene Wenger came from an unknown league in Japan to build Arsenal into what it became? How old were you when Wenger made the club the success it became? How old were you when Wenger used his deep knowledge to positively affect Premier league clubs in terms of health of players?

When Arsenal ran into trouble were you one of those who insisted that he must leave? Such glorious coaches are not discarded without repercussions. Since Ferguson left Man U, have you not seen how they have been struggling, even with Mourinho?

You call a man of that level “specialist in failure”. Your Mourinho who you copied the words from, how far has he succeeded in years, with Chelsea and Man U?

Jagbajantis intete!
SportsRe: Wenger Insists Arsenal Are "In Good Shape" Despite Woeful Start To The Season by Cantonese: 8:12am On Sep 08, 2021
Toeze:
This kind of thinking from this man, where excuses are given to explain away gross mediocrity, was where Arsenal's downfall gradually began unchecked years ago and now it's full blown. Wenger should've left arsenal much sooner and taken his likes with him before infecting the club with this terrible mentality they're now suffering from today.

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So you did not understand the secret of his statement?

Abeg where your sense dey?
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by Cantonese: 6:36am On Sep 08, 2021
yemi1504:
I am seeing three loopholes banks have refused to block for no reason with this
1. The recharge one's phone number option
2. The salary advance or loan option
3. ATM Card and OTP information

Why Nigerian banks have refused to block these loopholes beats me! I am even thinking of maybe deactivating my USSD profiles because of this!
For safety sake you can have an account that does not allow mobile transactions. Let that account keep your large funds and your mobile transaction account keep small money that would be painless in the unlikely loss of a phone.
CelebritiesRe: Nedu Doesn't Deserve My Son - Uzoamaka Ohiri Speaks About Her Child's Paternity by Cantonese: 7:04pm On Sep 07, 2021
Her face tells it all. A badly organized liar with a greedy face.
Foreign AffairsRe: UN Says Basic Services In Afghanistan Are Collapsing by Cantonese: 2:04pm On Sep 07, 2021
Na dem say dem want Taliban. Dem forget say Taliban route na hardship.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by Cantonese: 1:58pm On Sep 07, 2021
khalleb:
Don't be surprised it's possible when my phone was stolen I quickly put a call to GLO customer care to help block my line I was asked all sort of questions just to know am the rightful owner of the sim which I answered correctly they now asked me to call 3 numbers that I do call frequently and I replied them that for the past 6 month I hardly call with my Glo because their network is not strong in this area but am receiving calls on it 24/7 and I always recharge on it because I do use it to send SMS because it's my main line
You won't believe because of that I was told to come to their office before the sim can be blocked believe me before I get to their office almost N300k as gone from my accounts.
So I will want to believe her story
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by Cantonese: 1:27pm On Sep 07, 2021
khalleb:
Don't be surprised it's possible when my phone was stolen I quickly put a call to GLO customer care to help block my line I was asked all sort of questions just to know am the rightful owner of the sim which I answered correctly they now asked me to call 3 numbers that I do call frequently and I replied them that for the past 6 month I hardly call with my Glo because their network is not strong in this area but am receiving calls on it 24/7 and I always recharge on it because I do use it to send SMS because it's my main line
You won't believe because of that I was told to come to their office before the sim can be blocked believe me before I get to their office almost N300k as gone from my accounts.
So I will want to believe her story
Agreed, but you were not told about a certain “supervisor”.

If you are not able to provide you three most called numbers, then you’d be required to visit the office. This in itself is an added security measure and just to confirm that the rightful owner made the request.
PoliticsRe: Wike: States Destroying Alcoholic Drinks Cannot Continue To Enjoy Rivers VAT by Cantonese: 1:19pm On Sep 07, 2021
amc:
FCT is contributing 20%, Kaduna 5%, Kaduna 1%. Just tell us how much your people are contributing. Abi shame dey catch you? grin grin
And you think the FCT belongs to the north? Remember is it called the Federal capital territory. It belongs to all!
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Used My Sister's Bank Details To Collect GT Bank Loan by Cantonese: 9:57am On Sep 07, 2021
flyca:
MTN: She called the MTN customer care service to block her SIM and after explaning the incidence the responser said “Madam, I would like to help you block your line o, but I'm sorry, my supervisor is not on duty now” embarassed

There are many things to say o, many anyhowness in Nigeria but I'll wait and read from you guys first.

Thanks
Very unfortunate.

But may I ask if she truly called MTN customer care. I know that in such unfortunate circumstances the customer is asked to answer two questions just to prove that he/she is the owner of the said line. Once the questions are answered, the line in blocked instantly. That must happen while the customer care agents are on duty. I doubt it that a customer care agent would say the supervisor is not on duty. A lot of customer care agents even work from their homes.

In all, everyone should have SIM pin aside from phone lock for safety reasons.

As for the police, I seriously doubt if they can do anything about the situation. First they will reap you off by asking you to bring money for a entry and police report. Next they will ask you to bring 40k for tracking “a small phone” and 60K for tracking “ a big phone”. With no such money victims leave dejected.
PoliticsRe: 100 Naira Well Spent In 1984 by Cantonese: 6:23pm On Sep 06, 2021
Gbongwon1:
The Nigerian currency has been on a free fall since the 80s.
This is why real hustlers never give up hustling. The more money you have the easier it is for you to afford whatever you want.





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The free fall started when this our oga and others removed Shagari on 31/12/1983.
IBB introduced SFEM in August 1986 and the rest became history.
PoliticsRe: 100 Naira Well Spent In 1984 by Cantonese: 6:21pm On Sep 06, 2021
SarkinYarki:
100 naira then was equivalent to almost 50k today
Much more bro. It was N0.5K to $1.00.
If you calculate it now N100:00 should be $150:00.

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