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Politics / Re: COVID-19: My Position On Economy Misreported – Tinubu by cerpvad(m): 12:46pm On Mar 30, 2020

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 12:28pm On Mar 30, 2020
Guys IPPIS is situated in the core of Civil Service. So do you think it can be separated from the inefficiency that is characteristic of the decadent Nigeria Civil Service? Non teaching unions already lost the battle when they fell for the IPPIS deception. Henceforth, we can only hope and pray for minimum challenges in receiving our monthly salaries.
Mazikic:

Today is Monday, still nothing is forthcoming. I don't know what they're smoking at the IPPIS office; you know the country is on lockdown and markets are closing, and you still don't want to disburse on time for people to buy things.

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Health / Re: 5 Things That Will Happen Due To Lockdown In Nigeria by cerpvad(m): 9:29am On Mar 30, 2020
These are usual things that have been happening to Nigerians. We go survive as usual.
mekaboy:
This lockdown is supposed to stop the spread of this virus. This would have been the case in a developed country. Where the entire country could be disinfected during the lockdown, people are provided with food and shelter etc.

But the the reverse will most likely be the case in Nigeria. Here are 5 things Nigeria will most likely achieve with the lockdown.

1) basic esentials will be on the rice.

2) more jobs will be lost

3) Nigerians will become poorer

4) crime will increase

5) more Nigerians will die from other diseases like High Blood pressure, depression, malnutrition etc due to lack of access healthcare and emergency response.

At some point violence and lawlessness will have a field day and people wont even care anymore if they are infected or not . This will lead to a wider spread.
Politics / Re: Fayemi Announces 14-Day “Total Shutdown” Of Ekiti State by cerpvad(m): 4:49pm On Mar 29, 2020
Read the governor's speech very well. He is making provision to pay non civil servants across the state for economic loss in the period of the total lock down
Untainted007:
Shut down here and there, yet no provision for wot people will eat at home. Tell me when hunger strikes people within few days of staying inside, won't they end up turning down the order. Prices of food stuffs has gone double the usual price and yet no money in circulation. Only God will help us all.
Romance / Re: Why Has Some Pastors Conjured Electronic Methods For Tithing & Offerings? by cerpvad(m): 1:24pm On Mar 29, 2020
Pastor Adeboye of RCCG donated some support items
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 11:45am On Mar 29, 2020
This could be as a result of wrong credit alert narration. Your colleague and sister in law should take it as their March salary if they have received February few weeks back. Some operators at IPPIS are prone to errors such as this and other critical ones. Let's brace up for more challenges from them.
freeman500:

I dont use mobile app, and Zenith bank alert that came in just said
NEFT/CBN/IPPIS TRANSACTION ACCOUNT.
The month wasnt specified.
Secondly i didnt get Febuary initially this alert is my first alert since i registered in IPPIS. Its my colleague and my sis-inlaw that got Febuary alert again.
Politics / Re: Police Reveal The Cause Of Akure Explosion (Photo, Video) by cerpvad(m): 11:34am On Mar 29, 2020
If that is the case, then there is something suspicious about the explosion. Who knows if it was an act of terrorism that went wrong? Was the city of Akure the target and the explosives detonated before reaching target? These are questions that beg for answers.
Matrimonous:

Maybe that lie wasn't going to work cos there is no such company in Benin city willing to falsely claim responsibility.

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Politics / Re: Police Reveal The Cause Of Akure Explosion (Photo, Video) by cerpvad(m): 10:20pm On Mar 28, 2020
Earlier story released to the media had it that a truck conveying quarry dynamites belonging to a construction company in Benin city, developed electrical fault and went up in flames, causing an explosion that destroyed a number of houses and building facilities at the Environment. How come the police are now claiming responsibility?

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Politics / Re: Nasir El-Rufai Tests Positive For COVID-19 by cerpvad(m): 10:09pm On Mar 28, 2020
Really? I don't think it made newsheadline
Johnnyessence:
his own is negative.
Family / Re: She Told Me A Very Dark Secret, Should I Still Marry Her? by cerpvad(m): 10:07pm On Mar 28, 2020
Very bigger problem.
nautybride:


So, it doesn't happen during the day. You try o! That girl has a bigger problem.

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Family / Re: Need An Affordable Smart TV's and Home Appliances, Check In Here by cerpvad(m): 10:05pm On Mar 28, 2020
Thanks sir. Please how much is the 75' LED Smart TV
Onlinealaba:

Thanks for checking on us but we don't sell LCD sir.. 75" LED smart TV Available tho.. kindly check my signature for contact
Politics / Re: Nasir El-Rufai Tests Positive For COVID-19 by cerpvad(m): 9:33pm On Mar 28, 2020
What about Governor Fayemi of Ekiti State. We have not heard from him yet ever since he went into isolation.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:21pm On Mar 27, 2020
Waiting for mine
Mrgreatness:
Now I'm convinced the new minimum wage has been paid
Same as February
Family / Re: Need An Affordable Smart TV's and Home Appliances, Check In Here by cerpvad(m): 3:25pm On Mar 25, 2020
Please, How much can I get a 100' LCD flat screen TV
Family / Re: She Told Me A Very Dark Secret, Should I Still Marry Her? by cerpvad(m): 3:19pm On Mar 25, 2020
Be ready to live with her dark secret or allow her to go her way now. Don't waste another person's daughter's time.

I once dated a lady who was bedwetting. I got to know this when she passed a night at my place. We had sex and slept. Hardly had I closed my eyes in sleep when I discovered the bedsheets had become cold. Guys, she had bedwetted. With all my bed soaked with her urine, I got out from the bed and went to sleep on the couch in the sitting room. When she woke up she felt embarrassed and started crying and begging me. She later told me that she had dated a yahoo boy before and it was after she broke up with him that she noticed that she started bedwetting. It was her dark secret but guys I can't spend the rest of my life with a bedwetting woman.. Na style I later used break up with her.
Nerdg:
She told me of being pregnant and later had a stillbirth at the 7months.

The background.
I met her when we were teens and have always loved her. She refused me sex and along the line, her neighbor gave me (who is her relation). She learnt about this and we had our first break up.
We both got admission into different universities and couldn't see again.
We later met again and settled with a condition that there would be no sex. This didn't go down well with me and I called it off. This repeated and there was even a time I walked her out of my house because of this issue and didn't give her tfare. My house is like 1hr drive from where she lives.
The issue:
I love this girl to the extent that anytime I thought of getting married, she will come to mind.
Now I have a good job and she's done with school. I proposed to her and she accepted it.
Is about 3 months now, she came on my birthday 3 months ago. That was all. She doesn't come always because she stays with her elder brother and can't leave house just like that.

Note, we haven't had sex till now.

About 2 weeks ago, I told her about how I got a girl pregnant and we had to abort it and that since then I haven't been myself. That it pains me to this day. We talked about it and she was sorry over it.

Yesterday, we had a very deep discussion and she revealed to me that she had a relationship at school. They were together for 4yrs. I then asked her if she had ever missed her period. She said yes. But not to this school boyfriend but another man. She wanted to keep the pregnancy but her parents refused because the guy is not a good person. The guy wanted the pregnancy but her family didn't want the guy to marry her. She finally had a stillbirth at the 7th month.

I was stunned. I know she's not a virgin, she told me but I was confused. Sex had always been our problem and I never expected that she had experienced something like this. Now she asked me that she hope she won't regret telling me this. I told her no that she won't regret but I'm stunned.

Please should I still go on with this marriage?

Romance / Re: Help, See Where My Search For A Wife Has Landed Me by cerpvad(m): 7:33pm On Mar 22, 2020
Chai bruh, you don suffer enough waiting for all those years before landing a decent job. But my advice is that please don't be hell bent on settling down only with a working class lady. If she is not working, that is the only way you get to press her mumu buttons very well. Look for a lady that your current economic status can impress not the one who will look at you in the face and call your bluff after marriage just to prove she is a working class like you too
Impostor:
Hello NLders

I just want to share my experience. I want people to learn from others.

So recently I started dating and meeting women with the mindset of getting married as everyone around me keep shouting that I am getting overripe. Some are even wondering if everything is ok downstairs lol. How can you not be married up till now? You know those types of comments. But how could I have gotten married when unemployment no release me until 36? Nigeria is something else. It was at that age that I finally landed a decent job. I am even lucky to be where I am now.

So many youths are underemployed/under paid. Less than a month ago, a good friend who is also my course mate messaged me to express his frustration at teaching somewhere for 50k and he said he's now ready to make money anyhow even if it will take someone's blood grin cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin grin cheesy grin grin. It's just a threat out of frustration.

The problem now is that I don't know if there are still good women like our mothers in this country. I have met so many young girls that I have stopped trying, the quest and hunger of these girls for money is just too much.

You are unemployed and you want me to buy you an iPhone of 150,000 Naira and she was making so much noise about it. Meanwhile I use a phone of 30k lol. Almost all the ladies I am meeting are unemployed and expensive. I met one girl awaiting NYSC, she told me straight up, that I will have to be taking care of her, that she's tired of dating broke guys so she has decided that any man she wants to date will have to be responsible for her completely. It sounded like a transaction. Though she's a very pretty, tall girl but I am not even after all those facial beauty.

Another lady told me she has half of her rent and she's looking for the remaining half. The stories are so many, I could write a book with them. I don't even know how to get working class ladies. But I have now realized that Nigerian ladies are not even the problem, it's the economy. Many young ladies are struggling just like guys and the only way they can meet up with their bills is by dating 3/4 guys.


Advise from my experience.

After my NYSC, over 10 years ago, I had this mind set that I won't get married without a job or funds to take proper care of my family. I think that mindset MAY be wrong, so many people still think this way.

I will advise you look at it again because it may take you 15/20 years after University to become comfortable (not your portion). Let me be sincere with you, this Nigeria is getting worse by the day especially with the type of leaders we have, who think only of themselves and their families/tribe.

For example, you can see for yourself what is happening with the outbreak of Corona Virus in the country. After 2 infection, people started advising that we should stop foreign flights, they refused until so many infected people got into the country, now they are running up&down. If we are lucky to get good leaders after now, it may take another 30 years of continuous good leadership to save Nigeria.

My advise is that after your NYSC, if you have a supportive family and a good/understanding girl friend, just marry her and start your family. You two will Hussle together and God will bless your hustle. You may ask why? Because most people finish around 25. If it takes you 10 years to become stable and get married, if you are lucky, you will have your first child at 36, 37. By the time you are 50, your child will be in junior secondary.

Be wise money is not everything.

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Family / Re: No Court Marriage. Must We Separate By Going Through Divorce In Court? by cerpvad(m): 12:50pm On Mar 20, 2020
Only the court of law can dissolve any marriage. Traditional or church marriage can only be dissolved by customary courts. Islamic marriage can be dissolved by both customary or sharia court while Statutory Marriage will be dissolved by Magistrate Court.

However, if a marriageless union has produced kids, the woman can approach a family court to claim welfare or child support for the kids if the man in question refuses to take responsibility for the kids.
Remijuice:
Please Forgive my Grammar.
A man and a woman living together as husband and wife with kid(s) but are not legally Married. That is, no Traditional or Court Wedding.
If one of them decides not interested in the Union, should he/she go to court before they are Separated?

Modified ; If there is no Divorce Proceedings, what happens to the kids?

Lalasticlala

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 3:28pm On Mar 18, 2020
LMAO ...Another medicine after death grin grin
Carbuyer83:
lipsrsealed
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 3:02pm On Mar 17, 2020
LMAO, Bruh, this is medicine after death.
Samakus:



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/382107-just-in-ssanu-makes-u-turn-joins-ASUU-to-reject-ippis.html




It's even on Nairaland front page today
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 5:38pm On Mar 10, 2020
The feeler from my institution as at this afternoon is that the payment of February salary will commence on IPPIS from tomorrow based on the new minimum wage. The payment will be in gross or net salary without any deduction apart from TAX and PENSION. This is to enable individual staff ascertain the total amount of his/her salary based on the new minimum wage consequential adjustment. In subsequent months, cooperative loans, bank loans, union dues and other deductions shall be made from the source.

However, my viewpoint on the effectiveness of the IPPIS still remains that of skepticism.

Well, let's wait and see what happens tomorrow.

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Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 8:42am On Mar 10, 2020
You are right. FG will resolve to GIFMIS but not only after una don suffer salary delay and embark on industrial action. You guys should know how FG operates. FG no dey comply with workers demand unless strike action has been declared. This is why I am a bit relieved with ASUU' two weeks warning strike. STRIKE is the only language FG understands.
Samakus:



This cannot be true. Once staff that enrolled on IPPIS are not paid, there will be total shutdown of the education system. Government cannot afford that. They might likely resort to using GIFMIS to pay. Already, ASUU strike has brought tension to them
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 8:35am On Mar 10, 2020
grin grin grin
LeopardX:


I think this cerpvad of a guy is just an alarmist that's all.
He's probably not even a FG staff.
That being said, whether they pay this month or not, we gonna survive and become stronger

In the long run, nothing spoil!
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 8:35am On Mar 10, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Beebsquare1:


Abi oo am already seeing my period here despite that am a man...... Hunger can make someone get frustrated.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 8:34am On Mar 10, 2020
Bruh, trust me I cannot abuse you. I do not do that. You asked me how I know all these. It is through simple logic and paying attention to subsequent and unfolding events. If you study the peculiarities of the financial administration of tertiary institutions system, you will discover they are totally different from those of MDA's. IPPIS is so rigid that it cannot accommodate those peculiarities. ASUU has raised alarm about this but FG has hitherto remained adamant. Now guys at IPPIS for the past three months have been laboring to mount IPPIS on tertiary institutions without result and I am certain they are not giving up until you all suffer months of hunger without salary. The implication is that we should all be ready for months of salary delay until this impasse is resolved definitely by industrial actions which I strongly believed the non-teaching unions would soon declare.
aribitoye:

Please don't abuse me o, but how do you know all these?
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 6:20pm On Mar 09, 2020
My Guys at Federal Universities, Polytechnics, and Colleges of Education, make una all hear this. There is no indication that February salary will be paid this month at all and not even by March end. Due to the peculiarity in the functioning and system of universities, polytechnics and colleges of education, guys at the IPPIS are having serious difficulties with mounting the Federal tertiary institutions' payrolls on IPPIS. Hence the endless Memos to the federal tertiary institutions requesting for endless data they think would help them in their impossible mission. ASUU has seen it that IPPIS cannot handle the peculiarities in the financial administration of tertiary institutions. That is why ASUU directed all its members to shun registration on IPPIS.

Now that ASUU has declared a strike action, it is expected that all non-teaching unions of federal tertiary institutions in the country should reassess their stand on IPPIS. They should ask for withdrawal and de-registration of all non-teaching staff of federal tertiary institutions from the IPPIS with immediate effect. If this is not done, staff of federal tertiary institutions should get ready for LONG DAYS OF HUNGER
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 5:04pm On Mar 05, 2020
All na audio alert. Nobody has received shishi grin grin grin
adewale4jesus:

I heard the same information that polytechnic and college of education staff have been receiving salary through IPPIS, please people from polytechnic and college is it true
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 12:12pm On Mar 05, 2020
So genuine. Dem don use una salary purchase 400 brand new 2020 model Toyota Camry cars for lawmakers grin grin grin
onyxo76:
do you have this paucity of funds as a genuine info?
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:46am On Mar 05, 2020
onyxo76:
gifmis has no system failure research institutes were paid on the gifmis platform yesterday, there is something that is going down that we don't know about, even top bursary staff have no idea and that's the scary part.
Nothing is wrong other than there is paucity of fund. The Buhari regime is a big disaster. Guys, let's brace up ahead for a big fight and also have a side hustle because we need food to keep body and soul together.
Career / Re: Has Any Federal Civil Servant Received The New Minimum Wage? by cerpvad(m): 9:56pm On Mar 04, 2020
Lmao, wetin Musa no go see for gate. Guys FG is broke. Politicians don chop una money finish. There is currently inadequate fund to finance payroll and they are using all devices possible to deceive us grin grin
Humblezick:
This is the situation here in the University of Jos.
Career / Re: Has Staff Of Federal Higher Institutions Received February Salaries Yet? by cerpvad(m): 3:40pm On Mar 04, 2020
Buhari and his government have run Nigeria down. Guys, FG is broke because Buhari and the rest of politicians have pocketed all our money, hence they can no more pay salaries. That is why they want to borrow loan.

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