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Family / Re: Best Way To Get A Divorce Done And Cheap by cerpvad(m): 10:41am On Feb 17, 2020
Oh ok. Have you told her you want a divorce? If yes. Did she agree to it?
berbz:
marriage under the act
Family / Re: Best Way To Get A Divorce Done And Cheap by cerpvad(m): 9:11pm On Feb 16, 2020
If they both have mutual understanding and agreement that each can remarry, then they can separate without the stress of going through the cost of divorce. But if the lady refuses or disagree to be divorced, the matter will have to go to court
Mizwisdom:
divorce is expensive. You can separate instead
Family / Re: Best Way To Get A Divorce Done And Cheap by cerpvad(m): 8:32pm On Feb 16, 2020
What type of marriage did you do?
berbz:
Marriage is two years sir. Can I still opt out
Family / Re: Best Way To Get A Divorce Done And Cheap by cerpvad(m): 6:55pm On Feb 16, 2020
Stop having sex for three months straight. Know the type of marriage you had. If it's customary marriage then you don't really need to worry about going to court because such marriage is not recognised by law. If it's marriage under the act, you will get a lawyer who will file a petition for you in court. Your wife will be served with the petition and a date will be fixed for hearing. Your marriage must be at least three years before you can file a divorce. Divorce process can take minimum of six months or more
berbz:
Please help whats the best way to get a divorce done and easier

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Politics / Re: Soyinka Meets Sowore In Abuja Ahead Of His Court Appearance (Photos) by cerpvad(m): 9:32am On Feb 12, 2020
Hmmm.. Kongi Harvest. if you know you know.
EBMedia:
Pictures of Prof. Wole Soyinka's meeting with Yele Sowore in Abuja on Tuesday ahead of Sowore's court appearance on Wednesday.

https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/1227327802531287045
Family / Re: Chike Eze Threatens To Kill His Wife Racheal If Court Doesn't Give Him A Divorce by cerpvad(m): 9:49am On Feb 11, 2020
Some women are so stubborn that prefer to die in a toxic marriage than being divorced
Lexusgs430:
He has pre - warned them already........


Why would someone want to remain in a marriage, when the other party has checked out....... lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Big Dick, Breast And Butts Naturally Without Side Effects FREE INFO by cerpvad(m): 1:49pm On Feb 09, 2020
Any Vaseline can do it for you. But you can go for the common one that has a blue label on it
BlackBoyMane:
Thanks for your response sir.
Abeg you fit recommend the particular Vaseline wey i go use, you know say Vaseline plenty for market now. Thanks once again.
Romance / Re: Big Dick, Breast And Butts Naturally Without Side Effects FREE INFO by cerpvad(m): 1:21pm On Feb 09, 2020
Yea sure. Go try it out and come back with testimony
BlackBoyMane:
ceepvad, are you serious about the Vaseline and Goya levels?
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Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Asks His "Son" To Sack His Secretary by cerpvad(m): 8:14pm On Jan 29, 2020
Try harder grin
ENEMYOFGOD6:


shup up there mumu.who is your mate ?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Algeria, Morocco, Other Countries Evacuate Citizens From China by cerpvad(m): 5:30pm On Jan 29, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin
gaetano:
. FG is waiting for Airpeace boss to do his magic as usual grin
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Asks His "Son" To Sack His Secretary by cerpvad(m): 5:27pm On Jan 29, 2020
You are so much in pain bruh. Do you think your curses hold water?
ENEMYOFGOD6:
Adeboye is one of Yahoo Yahoo pastors who has scam more than ten million's of Nigeria.it shall never be well with Adeboye.more so Adeboye,Oyedepo,Tb Joshua, kumuyi,ebiyomi etc are going to die untimely death mark my words.this Yahoo Yahoo pastors are the major problem of this country.
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Asks His "Son" To Sack His Secretary by cerpvad(m): 5:25pm On Jan 29, 2020
Guys, it's just an overstatement which many pastors are fond of using to control the mind of their church members grin
Nltaliban:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/10961743_img20200129125545_jpeg14bac8097a3831042b9408a640f35bf6
The general overseer of the redeemed Christian church of God trends on twitter after tweeting



https://mobile.twitter.com/PastorEAAdeboye/status/1222438077660049411

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Romance / Re: "Women Are Very Scarce" by cerpvad(m): 12:35pm On Jan 29, 2020
Yea sure. I will dash you some if you want grin grin
Tajbol4splend:





Plenty? Come on
Romance / Re: Why Is It That Men Of These Days Are So Interested In Knowing Whether A Gal by cerpvad(m): 6:40pm On Jan 28, 2020
See oga, wait till when your chartered accountant wife has a misunderstanding with you and she uses all her education and intelligence against you in a divorce case, na den you go know say the Mumu and his SS2 drop out wife better pass you grin grin grin
mumumugu:
guys love prestige..status......an educated wife boosts his self image.


JOHN : Y WIFE IS CURRENTLY STUDYING FOR MASTERS

PETER : MY WIFE HAS JUST BEEN PROMOTED A TO VICE PRINCIPAL

EDWARD : MY WIFECWOULD BE TRAVELLING TOMORROW FORVTHE BAR ASSOCIATION MEETING

EMMA : MY WIFE WOULD BE INDUCTED AS A CHARTERD ACCOUNTANT NEXT WEEK

MUMU: ...............SILENT......BECAUSE HIS WIFE DROPPED OUT IN SS2.

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Romance / Re: "Women Are Very Scarce" by cerpvad(m): 6:15pm On Jan 28, 2020
They are plenty everywhere
freedomest:
Have you ever thought about the exact woman you are looking for? God-fearing, decent, beautiful, faithful, intelligent, transparent, too trustworthy, brilliant, good cook, respectful, neat, committed to God, educated, smart etc... Is this kind of woman not scarce?

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Romance / Re: He's Having A Problem With His Wife To Be And Her Rich Parents by cerpvad(m): 6:09pm On Jan 28, 2020
This is a big trap. The guy should not allow the lady's family sponsor the wedding. Otherwise, he will be selling out his authority as husband to the lady's family forever. Guys do not allow bride's rich family to foot the bill for your wedding. They will use it against you after the wedding because they will see you as a gold digger and this can damage your self-image and plunge you into depression grin grin
bamangar:
Story shared on Twitter by @the_onismate

I was talking with a friend few days back and he said anytime I'm ready to get married, I shouldn't marry any woman from a very rich family with so much attachment to her family. I asked why, he began narrating his wedding journey ordeal.
He's about to wed his woman. He only has N4m but intends spending N150 (court wedding and then feeding the 50 guests they are inviting. Then use N2m for honeymoon in Dubai. But bride no gree. She wants a big wedding.

Upcoming wife said either a big wedding or nothing. And her estimate for the big wedding is N5m.
Upcoming wife said if my guy can't bring out money for the big wedding, she would meet her dad for support. Well, she came from a rich family, her dad will be willing to roll out the cash. But my guy has refused. It would be a crash and dent on his image for upcomingwife to request money from her dad for their wedding.
Few closed family & friends had asked him to yield to up-coming wife's demands for her dad to sponsor the wedding. But my guy said from inception of the relationship, any slightest challenges, she always runs to her dad for solutions and he doesn't like it. He wants to start limiting her going to her parents to seek for solutions to every problems they have.

The girls parents are willing to foot wedding bills just to give their daughter her dream wedding. My guy has refused. Wedding preparations is on hold. My guy no gree, upcoming wife and her rich family no gree.

https://mobile.twitter.com/The_Onismate/status/1222036512394620928
Education / Re: IPPIS: ASUU Mobilises Members For Strike by cerpvad(m): 1:37pm On Jan 28, 2020
“We are ready for them. We are not slaves that can be subjected to routine humiliation by government appointees “ This part got me grin grin
Imoleade:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2020/01/ippis-ASUU-mobilises-members-for-strike/amp/
Celebrities / Re: Angelique Kidjo Dedicates Her 2020 Grammy Award To Burna Boy (Video) by cerpvad(m): 12:41pm On Jan 27, 2020
You forgot to add that we sang Wombo lombo without knowing that its main lyrics are in Yoruba language... Gbogbo ènìyàn nsọ pé onijo kan nbẹ/Wombo lombo /Níbo ni mo lè rẹ ni tí ó dà mí lóhùn /Wombo lombo /Ilé onijo wá lẹgbẹ odò /Wombo lombo grin grin
calmG:
That woman is a legend... Burna boy is just starting...
indomie Generation will not understand

#Wombo lombo wombo lombo
Most of us sang this song but Never knew it was Angelique kidjo
Romance / Re: I Need A Man With Big Gbola by cerpvad(m): 2:17pm On Jan 25, 2020
Guys be careful. A G-Boy is behind the scene
Olejoye:
I'm Lola Omojoye (aka Olejoye, the cunning one is crowned).
Long story short, I need a new boyfriend or fvck buddy with big gbola. I'm tired of short ones wey nor dey knock womb grin
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Family / Re: I Allowed The Devil Into My Home by cerpvad(m): 12:31pm On Jan 25, 2020
Is it not the same comment you referred to as teenagers' comment? You can requote if it pleases you.
Realtalk20:


Did you read the comment I quoted at all? undecided

You obviously didn't

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