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All these do not matter. He died a fulfilled man at the ripe age of 81. Many do not have privilege to live to that age.

stephleena:
Reminds me of the parable of the Rich fool..

Planning for tomorrow, while his creator laughed at his massive foolishness.

Kyari, after the whole rigging, maiming and intimidation, last year's election. You aren't here to fully enjoy what you killed people for.

Build Nigeria, Build better hospitals build good health care infrastructure, una no hear. Sure this go teach una politicians great lessons to build the nation.

R. I. P.

Don't underestimate Kemi. Her father is a former governor. She knows the games politicians play.

Until all the 36 states have confirmed cases of the virus, guys do not expect stoppage in the spread of the Coronavirus. Don't forget EU money dey for ground and Governors must wack

He is supposed to negotiate for robotic plants with the engineering consortia from where he imports the vehicles part for assembly in Nigeria.

Redcrafton:
How this guy produces this many brands of vehicles without complete automated process is amazing. What he will do if the factory is fully automated will be unbelievable.

Let's see your GIFMIS January payslip so that we can accurately judge the difference between it and that of the IPPIS

ashafson:
Min wage have been implemented at least for my sch
Check out my feb pay slip
Pls go get your feb pay slip and compare with that of jan.
The problem is that the deductions were too much that you dont see the effect of the new min wage for example about 51k+ was added to my pay but the total deduction amounted to 49k+

Then we should all stop running with the claims that new minimum wage has been implemented for federal tertiary institutions

Fkj202004:
How do they give response when no-one knows what is going on. Still, no payslip yet. We are all as blank as the Asker

OK cool. Do us a favor by answering the question in the second clause. How did you dispel sexual urge for 30 years of your existence on earth?

AmbLaraCrux:
Lmao. Just seeing this. Thanks for the “concern” though; as a Medical Doctor myself, I think I’ll know.

The post below was posted in the telegram group yesterday and it received little or no comment and reviews there. Guys what do you think about this analysis?

HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS:

For those staff who said minimum wage has since been implemented, I am not by any means arguing or saying that it's false; I'm just asking, "How do we explain this?"

From circulated memos on different platforms and fora (which was also posted here), I took time to do a little but indepth arithmetic and got so confused based on the theory that MW has been implemented.

From the memo (you can confirm for yourselves) -

For Grade Level 8/3 as used in the speculation.

February Salary: Paid N112,020.16

Alleged Deductions: - N9,726.92
Pension - N5,506.38
Union. - N1,182.16
Tax. - N3,038.38
——————
Total. - N9,726.92

Add paid amount to alleged deductions
N112,020.16 + N9,726.92 = N121,747.08 (gross)

But from the new minimum wage salary scale 8/3 is supposed to earn N130,061.25 as gross pay

So why do we have N121,747.08 as against N130,061.25?

March Salary: Paid N106,297.47

Alleged Deductions: - N24,544.11
Pension - N9,754.49
Union. - N2,601.29
Tax. - N8,936.80
NHF. - N3,251.53
——————
Total. - N24,544.11

Add paid amount to alleged deductions
N106,297.47 + N24,544.11 = N130,841.58 (gross)

Still different from the proposed new scale of N130,061.25.

Before I ask the questions, let's also note that the alleged 7.5%, 2% and 2.5% of Pension, Union dues and NHF respectively don't tally with their corresponding alleged values (as claimed to be deducted)

So I'll ask:

1. Why is February Gross different from the new MW salary scale Gross with a difference of N8,314.17
(N130,061.25 - N121,747.08)

2. Why the sudden leap in Pension charge?
from N5,506.38 to N9,754.49

Meanwhile from payslip (as at the sample Grade level) Pension charge rate is always within N5,506.38 range.

3. How does Union dues increase from N1,182.16 to N2,601.29?

3b. Did SSANU authorise such increment or IPPIS used their discretion to act on such over 100% increment? When we know that Union dues dances around N1,215.26

4. Tax deduction took an almost 200% increment from N3,038.38 in February to N8,936.80 in March; isn't that amazing?

5. As for the NHF scheme which I know should be voluntarily and not compulsory, let's assume the house plus land cost N3million.
N3,000,000 ÷ N3,251.53 = 922 months
922 months = 76 years

It'll then take us about 76 years to complete payment of the housing scheme. Wow!

Meanwhile, a fact to Note is:
N6,000 wasn't deducted in the March salary; it's N5,722.69 that was deducted.
N112,020.16 - N106,299.47 = N5,722.69 and not N6,000 as thought by members.

My Conspiracy Theory:

I might be wrong, it's just an assumption.

1. I think we're still on the old salary scale, that's the reason we were paid the gross of our grade level as at when we enrolled in IPPIS.

2. I think (based on a previous memo released, that there'd be no deductions in February salary) we were paid without any deduction in the February salary.

My worry now is with the N5722.69 difference in March payment; I can't wrap my head around that particular one.

I'll end by asking, "Would IPPIS pay minimum wage for two months without paying the arrears?

I learnt that some ministries received their minimum wage arrears credit alert even before receiving the minimum wage salary alert (some minutes/hours interval), so why's our own different, if truly MW has been implemented?

I beg for answers, because I'm confused.

Copied from INI IMAH

The question is how do you verify BVN belonging to dead people. If money is sent to their accounts, are you expecting they will receive credit alerts in their graves?

Cosbyrich:
That would be sorted out.The CBN said there are about 300,000 abandoned bank accounts.
The BVN system already has 40 million registered.Imagine the money even getting to 30 million or more,the Govt will be praised and very much appreciated than what they are currently doing. They are just wasting money.It is not getting to the people but the same corrupt politicians and their cronies.

What about BVN holders who are already dead? Won't you end up sending money to the account of dead people?

Yea sure. It will take care of beer and asun for an evening hang out

Mrgreatness:
10k is still money

With regard to the comment above me, I do not think that your position holds water. That means with the tiny differences in the old and new wage, arrears will still turn out to be chicken changes

ashafson:
I think the arrears will be reasonable because the killer tax regime started Jan 2020 but arrears is from Apr 2019 to DEC 2019

I don't see any arrears payments coming sooner than when stability is restored in the presence of dwindling economy and a pandemic

Humblezick:
No matter what amount it is, let them pay us, it's ours. We need it.

It seems the arrears have entered lockdown. Since heavy taxes and other deductions have swallowed the differences in the former salary and the new minimum wage, I am afraid there might no longer be any arrears left. Even if there are any arrears left, such might be very infinitesimal in amount.

Humblezick:
Any latest information today about payment of minimum wage arrears?

Literature has lied to you all this while. All women actually feel orgasm.

Most of the girls who club on Friday nights are the same you find in churches on Sundays lifting holy hands.

To me, clubbing is an added advantage.

Lmao, did I hear say she's 22? Abeg send am to me for some lessons. Girls at this age bracket need their heart to be broken over and over again before their brain gets reset finally.

Who dey for inside the stars to dey read name? Vanity

successmatters:
Añuli Peggy Onyema written on the plane

Imagine soaring thousands of feet high in the sky with my mother's name written near the stars

Igbo amaka

The second one should be a non career woman

femi4:
And if the second wife is pursuing career too nko

If you have one wife who is too busy pursuing career at the expense of your marriage, marrying a second wife can be the solution

Guys, Mankind is at the brink of extinction. The globe is sick of humans foils and follies. Soon humans will give way to new species to manage the earth

Those half nudes were shot perhaps during her heydays as slay waka queen. But I don't believe her claiming she can't remember when the pictures were taken. Wasn't she already a grown adult when she was snapped in the pictures? Na only small pikin supposed not remember when he or she snapped old pictures

The roughest should go to Kogi. That state get rough terrains I swear

Humm. With this pace, the virus cases in Nigeria may hit thousands in days to come

Get a bicycle and ride to visit a nearby friend. But ensure you maintain the social distance guide. Stay safe

scoundrel:
I’ve practiced all these and nine days later I’m gearing up for a social outing. A human can not kill one’s self because of a pandemic. My mind is growing, but my body is wasting at home, I need a total reset — today will guarantee such. After recharging my batteries socially then I can get back in to complete a total of fourteen days.

Number 10 is truly amazing but could be a punishment when DISCO cuts electric power and you gat no fuel in your power generation. If you know, you know.

dre11:
https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/04/02/coronavirus-lockdown-10-ways-to-beat-boredom/

I will agree with you that it depends on the condition of the car or its battery capacity.
However, most cars owned by Nigerians suffer from faults that range from mechanicals and electricals which the owners may not have awareness of. Even when some owners are aware of those faults, they will still be driving the car around pending the time they will have money to fix them.

But generally, I want us to know that cars are 'use it or lose it' devices. If cars are not driven for a very long time, it affects their optimal performance.

PuZZyNegro:
Before the lock down, I can stay one week without driving my car. Unless that car is never in good condition. Two weeks of not driving the car should never make the battery to run down. If handbrake is engaged where the car is not in a sloppy area, it's as good as not engaging it as such, there's no pressure on the brake

Lmao IPPIS has quarantined our March salary in Abuja. This is a long thing ohhhh. Anyway, Buhari has ordered prompt payment of workers salary. Let's see if this would hasten IPPIS guys to pay us sooner.

Rahym001:
UPDATE ON DELAY OF MARCH SALARY AND REASONS
Arising from an emergency Expanded National Executive Council (ENEC) meeting of SSUCOEN held between Tuesday 25th and Thursday 27th March 2020 in Abuja, there were decisions reached on the followings which are the highlights of issues that arose in Federal Colleges of Education after the payment of February Salary through the IPPIS.
1. There were cases of overpayments, underpayments and payments to non staff members across the Colleges.
2. Many staff across colleges were not paid Feb salary at all
3. Non implementation of 2019 promotion/payment of the arrears on the IPPIS platform
4. Partial implementation of CONMESS/CONHESS for medical staffs
5. Refusal to implement non statutory deductions esp. Coop and bank loans
6. Non payment of staff on sabbatical appointment
7. Burdensome tax deduction
8. Forceful enrolment into National Housing Fund
9. Increment of Union due to 2%
10. Non payment of minimum wage arrears
[4/1, 4:45 PM] Chairman SSUCOEN , Neyo: The likelihood of errors in the payment of Feb salary led to the directive from the IPPIS to Bursars to collate all complaints and issues therein and forward appropriately. This had been done in our college, kudos to the salary and wages team not leaving out the Bursar too.
Nevertheless, the ENEC took the following decisions to be implemented by IPPIS before the payment of March salary
1. All issues of overpayments and underpayments to be addressed appropriately and arrears paid with March salary. Likewise, overpayments to be deducted reasonably.
Payment to non staff of colleges to be investigated. This is fraud and the supposed corruption IPPIS we are made to believe will fight is back through the back door even from Day 1
2. All members yet to be paid Feb salary are to be paid double salary in March.
3. All Colleges yet to implement 2019 promotion are to paid 5 months arrears with implementation commencing March 2020
4. CONMESS/CONHESS are to be implemented fully with its component allowances and arrears of Feb salary paid with March salary.
5. All non-statutory deductions for March to be compiled by Bursaries and forward to IPPIS office for implementation
6. Sabbatical staff are to be paid double salary in March.
7. While IPPIS insisted it used the current tax computations to deduct tax, the union disagreed that no tax relief was taken into consideration and insisted that the tax be reviewed downwards. The union will cooperate with sister unions in tertiary institutions to achieve this and a possible industrial action.
8. The union noted that NHF is a law (1992) reviewed in 2004 and 2018 although the last one was yet to be assented by the president. (Google this pls). It stipulates 2.5% monthly mandatory contribution of all workers. There are some colleges already on the fund before the coming of IPPIS while the system brought the rest of us in compulsorily.
The union could not reach an agreement on opting out because of those colleges already contributing and insisted that the Fund has been beneficial to members there with loan facility of up to 5 million naira payable over 6 years.
While our College is the only one that opted for total exit, others not yet on the Fund wanted a voluntary membership of staff and those hitherto on the Fund wanted full enforcement of membership for all SSUCOEN members across colleges. It was a stalemate.
The president was then empowered to liaise with NASU, SSANU ASUP and SSANIP in having a common front to be binding on all members. BUT the best we can get is voluntary membership.
9. The president informed the Council that 2% union due was effected by the IPPIS unilaterally for all unions across tertiary institutions AND not a directive of our union.
While COEASU and NASU had insisted that there won't be a reversal, it was a 'war' sort of during plenary with just 3 Chapters (FCES inclusive) opting for a reversal to 1%, 1 Chapter indifferent and 13 Chapters for continuation of 2%.
The president, based on the convincing argument put up by the minority pleaded for a reversal to 1% while the decision on 2%will be taken at a later date. This was our final position.
10. The union insisted that minimum wage arrears should only be paid after all complaints and corrections might have been done in March salary to forestall members being cheated.
11. The coming back of Peculiar allowance, the percentage and the undercurrent will be discussed at the next Congress meeting
There could be some delays in the payment of March salary due to all these issues raised and the need to address them coupled with the skeletal operation of Abuja now viz a viz Corona virus pandemic. We are torn between early March salary payment with likely errors/burdensome deductions or late payment to give room for all corrections and negotiations.
The president pleads for this week to have a clearer picture of March salary payment.
Thank you and God keep you safe
Signed
Chairman

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Admissionclass:
When a girl you like starts playing hard to get, what should you do especially when she is showing subtle signs she likes you, leaving you confused.

Should one continue to chase her till she accepts or move on?

ubunja, your food is ready

If you aren't going to be using your car during this lock down period, park it in a safe place and remove the battery head. This is because when a car is parked for a long time, the battery will drain and the car will not start when you are back at it.

saasala:
Just as we all know that the coronavirus epidemic is getting virtually everyone locked down at home, our cars/vehicles are also not exempted since we won't be using them.

To avoid stories that would touch the heart whenever the lockdown is over and we want to make use of our cars/vehicles, it is necessary we carry out some things on them and some of them are listed
below;

1. Endeavour to always start the engine of your car/vehicle and let it run for few minutes say every 3 days to avoid problem with getting it to start later on.

2. Endeavour to always move your car/vehicle at least slightly forward and backward if you are unable to move it for short distance to avoid flat spots on its tyres.

3. Park your car/vehicle in a garage, under a car spot or better still, make sure of cover.

4. Try not to engage the handbrake of your car/vehicle.

5. Park your car/vehicle in a safe place and if you are the type that have no option than leaving on
your street, please make use of pedal and other security means to prevent your car/vehicle from being stolen or burgled.

That is all for now; feel free to add yours.