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Romance › Re: Whats Your ZODIAC SIGN? by CHoccolaTE: 8:41pm On Sep 21, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Hey, sweety smiley Long time no see. Eish, scorpio is such a bad match for us hey, but I'm willing to give them one last try/shag grin If they mess up then they'll join the "undatetables" with libra.

Why don't you like them again? I so love sign bashings cheesy
Why don't I like them again?
Hell, I NEVER liked their sneaky, slimy, scandalous assës.
Scorpio women in particular are sex obsessed home wrecking whorës. I have a scorpio female in my place of work and she is fixated on trying to snag a married man with two children. Her hoe arsë does nothing but seek out new ways of getting him to start an affair with her. Staring fixatedly into his eyes and opening her filthy laps in front of him when wearing a short skirt/gown.
Apart from being home wrecking slags, scorp women are also notorious for staying unmarried for years into their adulthood because they can't find a man who will keep mute and do nothing to fight back while they tear his life down to shreds with their extremely controlling behaviour.
What they finally do in the end though is to fake a good girl persona while dating their innocent victim until the poor fool has the wool pulled completely over his eyes and walks them down the alter.
After marriage their sick, psychotic, vindictive nature comes to the forefront and the scorpio woman embarks on a dedicated mission of psychological manipulation and lying and mind games to turn her victim into a complete mind controlled puppet who does nothing without her permission and does everything at her bidding. Any attempt to resist her schemes of domination and complete control will be met with such extreme and excessive calculating veangeance that will leave the poor victim scarred for life.
Why?
Why does she do all this you ask?
Because Scorpios are sick. They are fücking nutcases that cannot live without trying to control and subdue everyone and everything. Cooperation and harmony are two concepts they cannot understand. You are either under their control or you are their mortal enemy and they keep trying you, working your last nerve just to make sure they exercise some kind of control over you.
And they have the deepest, darkest, foulest souls that is never up to any good. Thats why they always suspect other people of being up to no good.
Because they think everyone else is deep, dark and foul like them.

Phew! I think thats enough Scorpio bashing for one post.
*drops mic*
Romance › Re: Whats Your ZODIAC SIGN? by CHoccolaTE: 7:37pm On Sep 21, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Y'all are psychotic grin
Vengeful, crazy, emotional sensitive, moody,suspicious,obsessive, sex fiends, jealous, unforgiving.
Seriously, is there any good side to those modafkers?
*spits*
Romance › Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by CHoccolaTE: 7:45am On Aug 13, 2015
Let me go through the thread to see how many others there are grin
Romance › Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by CHoccolaTE: 7:43am On Aug 13, 2015
Delusiongirl20 (f)

Bro, i love you, you are too intelligent. This your last post scattered everything. She is guilty.
We all are human and can be prone to making inept decision atimes because of the situation at a particular moment. I hate it when some guys can't control their sensual urge for pleasure - girls too. As our former president Goodluck Ebere Jonathan rightly said, "remove yam from goat, if goat see yam, it must be tempted to go after the yam even after receiving many lashes"

You don't tempt a hungry man at the death with food hoping he will turn it down.
Hahahahahaha grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by CHoccolaTE: 5:48pm On Aug 12, 2015
sevule:
He took her to a hotel to sober up? REALLYhuh??
Even Nollywood wouldn't put that in a script.

Come on bro, we are not kids and we all know there is only one reason he took her to a hotel.
Maybe he also bought the condoms to help her sober up faster grin
Romance › Re: Trick I Use In Catching Potential Rapist by CHoccolaTE: 5:39pm On Aug 12, 2015
Jenny1010:
This is the 7th guy I have used this trick on , and they all failed woefully. The moment you start acting like you are intoxicated, the demon beneath the handsome, cool loving guy comes out to manifest. This got me thinking, are all guys rapist ? Is there any guy out there who can take an intoxicated girl to her house , without trying to take advantage of her condition? May God help us all.
7 guys? Wow. There are so many rapist men walking free among us....,Nigerian women need more forms of protection. I suggest carrying a concealed weapon in case any guy starts thinking of rape.

@jeny1010 thanks for sharing dear, don't mind those that are angry with you for starting this thread, they are rapists themselves and they are angry cos you have exposed them.
Romance › Re: When She Is Mad But Wants To Cuddle Pic* by CHoccolaTE: 11:01am On Aug 12, 2015
Lmao.
Did I type insult anywhere?
I redirected his comment to his mother and all the women in his generation. If he means well by that comment then let it be redirected to his family. If he doesn't mean well then let it also go back to his family.
There was no insult in my post.
I repeat it again
@lastmediator; that your initial post is directed to your mama and the women in your life, not to me.
Romance › Re: When She Is Mad But Wants To Cuddle Pic* by CHoccolaTE: 10:16pm On Aug 11, 2015
thelastmediator:
By their post....
your comment is directed to your mother and all the women in your generation not me.
Romance › Re: When She Is Mad But Wants To Cuddle Pic* by CHoccolaTE: 7:54pm On Aug 11, 2015
How can anyone be mad and want to cuddle at the same time? The only time I would cuddle when am angry is if I rubbed pepper on my hands before cuddling you so I can cuddle the pepper into your eyes.
Celebrities › Re: Teebillz Cooks For His Wife, Tiwa Savage (photos) by CHoccolaTE: 6:42pm On Aug 11, 2015
sukkot:
look at this wuss. next he will be washing her pant lipsrsealed
grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by CHoccolaTE: 4:03am On Aug 10, 2015
Begonia:
ClassicB, your thread was right on point. You don't have to pay attention to these guys. Everyone knows 99.5% of the males on this forum are just daft, low self-esteemed chauvinists.

Quote me any day, the mind of the average Nigerian male is fucke.d up.
It's sickening. I tell you.
I agree.
Threads like what classicb created is what they deserve.
Romance › Re: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by CHoccolaTE: 4:00am On Aug 10, 2015
Lmao @topic.
When nairalans men generalize in their woman hate that "all women are hoes" and "all women are fish brain" or "all women are gold diggers" they don't see generalization as a bad thing, when they do it its very sweet not so? grin
Its should also be sweet when women do it na, let's also start generalizing about men so that the scales are balanced.

@classicB, your rapist thread was on point,
ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS
Please create more threads like that and tag me, I will come in and support you wink

Foolish boys everywhere. Propagating woman hate is ok but god forbid that their vile frustration ridden threads creates an eventual backlash of women that start hating men as a result.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 7:23pm On Jul 29, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Yes, yes lol. Ok, that's awesome. It's nice to meet people sharing the same interest because let's face it, astrology is not that popular with most people. Hope to have more star sign bashings with you in the future tongue
Sure thing grin
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 3:46pm On Jul 29, 2015
PunkyVeer:
hahahaha @ sugar mommy behaviour. Awww. Who wouldn't want a dedicated lover that spoils them? It sounds fantastic cheesy Gemini men, ah well, you can just tell they aren't to be trusted. Thankfully, my moon comes with a bullshyt detector so I'm able pick up on certain things. Planets in scorpio are horrible to have because they make you feel so much (pain, anger, everything is on steroids), however, they have their perks-you "see" what's hidden & "hear" what's not being said, making it easier to spot the time-wasters & those full of hot air. It's a blessing & a curse, really.

How long have you been into astrology?
You're intense like a typical Scorpio. They also feel so much.

@ the last question, I took interest about a year plus ago. My love for psychology drew me to it.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 7:52pm On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Oh ok. lol @ your ex. Gemini people & gemini influenced people can TALK like the rest of us breathe. They're fun to be with though. Like them as friends. Taurus venus, you must be very loyal in love. Mine is in Sagittarius & I'm supposed to be a cheater but I'm not. Only Sagittarius trait I have is the flirting. As for dating air signs, only dated a libra & it was a nightmare towards the end. He has a scorpio moon too & was/is obsessive & crazy. I don't trust Aquarius men so I'll never date one lol. It'll be like dating the worst version of myself. They're the ones giving Aquarius a bad rep because they treat people like crap. Can't trust gemini men either, I suspect they might be cheaters so I steer clear. I'm high mantainance emotionally, so I tend to be careful & very picky.
Yes, you're correct, venus in Taurus are very loyal, ride or die. Will climb any mountain or swim any sea for you but only if they truly love you.
I can do that for a person I feel emotionally and mentally close to and if I love a guy, o boy, do I shower him with gifts grin
Venus in Taurus folk have sugar mummy and sugar daddy behaviour but again that's only if they truly love you.
@bold part of your post; they are definitely cheaters, don't even go near them with your Scorpio moon. They don't understand the concept of loyalty or faithfulness. They don't understand anything serious about life all they do is play and play and joke with everything and tell endless lies.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 7:14pm On Jul 28, 2015
frakdon:
sure! but yu need to change yur mindset about us.
I'll try. If I meet a good scorpio which I doubt I will.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 7:11pm On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. You're killing me. The scorpios with their revenge & settling the score is legendary. Scary even. It's funny because scorpio moon aren't as vengeful as scorpio suns. The moon simply cuts people out of their lives. No time for plotting & evil schemes.

Anyway, ever been with another aquarius, gemini or a libra? How did that turn out?
No never dated a gemini or any air sign, closest I got was a man with his moon in gemini and that guy could talk for hours!
Am not even kidding, he could literally talk for hours without taking a break, I have my venus in Taurus so I tend to be put off by Geminis incessant chatter and undependable ways so I didn't really like him.
Aside that no one else but I have been really good friends with some air signs.
What about you? Have you dated any air signs?
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 7:02pm On Jul 28, 2015
frakdon:
keep looking yu would find.
Yea I'm sure I will.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 6:41pm On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. I like you. But yeah, you're right, water signs are very sensitive. They take everything to heart so you have to handle them with kiddies gloves incase you hurt their feelings & hurt them you will no matter how hard you try to be gentle because they're like a big walking wound lol. It's tiring. You with your aries moon are very bad for sensitive people because you must be very direct, brash & to the point. No pussyfooting around big cry babies tongue
Lol @ big walking wounds grin

I kind of feel bad for them though, must suck being so easily and frequently upset.
And with my careless brash talk I have a proclivity of ending up (and have ended up) in revenge plots hatched by offended Scorpio who hide their pain very well instead of letting you know you offended them so you can clear the air and apologize .
I wonder why Scorpios love revenge so much anyways.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 5:57pm On Jul 28, 2015
@the Scorpios,
Yea sorry for the generalization. You guys aren't all bad.
I just don't know why I have never encountered any cool Scorpios.
They are supposed to evolve from Scorpion to Eagle to Phoenix but the ones I have met seem hell bent on remaining in the Scorpion stage.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 5:49pm On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Nice sun/moon combo you have there. I'm envious of it, because it's flowing energies, unlike mine. I love aries as a sign. So are you also easily angered like the aries people? I heard that aries moon people are often accused of being angry even when they aren't. Does that happen to you?
Thanks for the compliment grin

Yes I tend to talk in a passionate heated way as if I am gearing for a fight even when that isn't the case. I have upset a number of people with the way I sound when I talk, from superiors in the office to close friends to family.
I really mean no harm but people don't seem to get that, especially water signs.
I have to try to restrain my speech and consciously enforce gentility and politeness when I speak in order to avoid upsetting more people.
Its surprising and astounding how sensitive water signs tend to be. I hardly get along with such sensitive people. I like those I can rough house with, tease, taunt (playfully of course) and even wrestle with grin
I can't pull that off with sensitive peeps.

Now I am the one writing a novel tongue
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 5:30pm On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Yes, my moon & mars are in scorpio. They say the mars sign in a woman's chart shows the kind of men she's attracted to. Mars is masculine energy after all. In a man's chart it's his venus, because venus is feminine energy. So with my mars in scorpio, I like scorpio men or men with scorpio/pluto energy. I like my men very sick & twisted grin Ha! The moon side comes out when I'm emotionally involved. I'm jealous & require 100000000 % commitment or leave me alone lipsrsealed Sorry for the novel, just wanted to clarify.

Anyway, you never told me your sign..
Oh wow, you have Scorpio moon? You are practically half Scorpio then.
Its all good though.
I am Aquarius. Aries moon.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 4:35pm On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
No, actually it shouldn't be ignored because it makes the whole you. You're not only your sun sign after all. There was a time where I could relate to everything about my sun sign, but I also knew there was more to me than cheeriness, laughter, etc. I knew I had a "dark side". I did my birth chart ( it's free online), which is when I found out I got planets in scorpio & it all made sense. I can be very unforgiving when hurt, obsess about things to an alarming degree, which is how the moon sign plays out. Meaning, emotionally I react like a scorpio even though I'm still an Aquarius. You don't f*ck with my feelings. Period. I'm protective of that & don't like being hurt because I take time to move on. Again, very scorpionic reactions. It's like a puzzle that when all the pieces are put together, they form the full picture
Do you have your moon in a water sign? That could explain the vindictiveness and attraction to Scorpios.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 11:09am On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
lol, have you dated one too? Don't forget their double standards. What's good for them is not good for you . Moody as hell too. I know some people don't believe in Astrology, but man, it is true for some people. What's your sign? I'm curious because air signs supposedly don't get along with water signs because of water sign's tendency to be emotionally suffocating.
My dear Scorpios are not moody, they are just being EXTREMELY observant and watching out for your weak points so they can't strike at it whenever they feel slighted.
And yes, their double standards is mind blowing. A Scorpio will tell you off, criticize you and walk all over your feelings and expect you to take it without complaining but woe betide you if you try even a third of what they do to do. They will embark on an endless mission of revenge to destroy your life completely and watch with pleasure as you suffer.
I avoid those people like the Bleep.iing bubonic plague.
Romance › Re: Ladies Dont You Like Posessive Men? by CHoccolaTE: 7:18am On Jul 28, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Yeah, it still makes no sense to other people. As much as I love intense men, I've learned to avoid scorpio men like a plague. They're too draining & often paranoid.
You dated a scorpio?
Wow. Well done you.
Those people are nuts. Too untrusting and vengeful.
And manipulative and condescending. I can't think of one good quality they have.
Poems For Review › :) by CHoccolaTE(op): 5:31pm On Jun 04, 2015
Time evaporates into nonsense when they converse
And her eyes swallows up his attention.
He shivers at her defiant forehead,
While the veins of his mind stiffens with tension.
He'll hide behind his steel charm,
Hoping the eyes of the future would elude him.
He'd swim in the bliss of the moment
And drown in the ocean of your devilish beauty.
He'll die to the pain,
Of raw green shame,
That even dead bodies have a more lively chance
Of inspiring the affection of his most desired trance.
Her affection! Her Cheer, he lives to sit in
And let her words drive him through her world as he listens
To beautiful nature. 
He would warm himself with the cold fabric of knowledge:
Time is a murderous physician,
He would plunge himself into the mouth of the hollow moment and hide from the dangers of the past and the dungeons of the future.
He watches this athlete sprint across his mind in chaotic silence,
Every second overflowing with her impressive speed,
Fast enough to elude his grasp, but slow. enough to overwhelm the tracks
Of his mind, wetting his fantasies with her sweat beads.
They would spread their diseased selves

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Family › Re: Women Pray For Their Spouse But The Men Send Theirs Packing When Caught Cheating by CHoccolaTE: 7:12pm On May 29, 2015
Good thing Abrahamic religions are gradually fading into oblivion.......
They are the major reason why women are treated like dirt.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: November-born "The Loyalists" - Let's Meet Here. by CHoccolaTE: 6:46am On May 23, 2015
Scorpios disgust me.
They are tooooo sensitive, take revenge to extreme heights for the smallest wrong doing even though they are experts in doing others wrong and putting people through pain and suffering just to see their 'bad side' and 'bring out their 'true colors', always looking down on others because they think they are everything with cherry on top.
Always plotting god knows what against other people because they want to control everyone and everything.
Scorpios are not good for anything.
That popular saying that scorpios see right through people is just rubbish.
Scorpios don't see right through anyone. They are always seeing evil and bad intentions everywhere and in everybody and everything. even good intentions are misinterpreted to mean intention to harm them.
And they are always thinking of sex like some goddam bleeping perverts.
Scorpios are useless.
The world will be better without them.
Family › Re: My Sick Husband Wants Me To Be Having Sex Elsewhere by CHoccolaTE: 6:18am On May 23, 2015
Men are the worst hypocrites.
Madam OP, don't tell your husband you are actually having fun outside.
Pretend like you didn't accept his idea and get a young virile dude to service you wella.
Don't go for anything above 25 because those old men have weak erections and don't last so long in bed and can't even go more than one round.
Try a young man, dem boku everywhere trust me.
But don't tell your hubby you agreed to his suggestion sha.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ask Me Anything by CHoccolaTE: 12:17am On May 10, 2015
UyiIredia:
1) Phlegmatic 2) Improve myself character wise, have sex/marry, have kids 3) Morning 4) Vices such as greed, murder and pride. 5) Probably now 6) Dunno what you mean 7) Leaders are made not born
Why do you feel that way? Are you having issues you want to talk about? I'll be glad to offer help and advice. I was going to unfollow this thread but that your comment brought me back.

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