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Foreign AffairsRe: Rats At US Police Headquarters Get ‘High’ On Seized Marijuana by CorrectionFLuid: 3:16pm On Mar 17, 2024
Adewale1603:
I wish I were those rats right now
Child of the world cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Rats At US Police Headquarters Get ‘High’ On Seized Marijuana by CorrectionFLuid: 3:13pm On Mar 17, 2024
Perfect opportunity to grab some herbs. Blame the rats. Whatyaknow
PoliticsRe: Okuama Community In Delta State Set Ablaze Days After Soldiers Were Killed by CorrectionFLuid: 2:33pm On Mar 17, 2024
jumper524:
una go just dey translate different issues to push narratives.
have you seen a community in the north jointly celebrating the killing of soldiers?
here the community has a good hand in it and comments from individuals like you shows joint consent.
There's no where he celebrated it. You just want to make an excuse for the military and justify it for them.

Even if he is celebrating it, Is he from the community? Why are some of you yorubas like this for god's sake. Why do you antagonist other southerners so much.
Christianity EtcRe: New Changes For Jehovah's Witness: Women Can Wear Trousers, Men Must Not Wear.. by CorrectionFLuid: 12:48pm On Mar 17, 2024
fawaz050:
certain changes have been announced as a response to their heavy loss of Memberships and loss in Court cases.


.{ سُنَّةَ ٱللَّهِ فِی ٱلَّذِینَ خَلَوۡا۟ مِن قَبۡلُۖ وَلَن تَجِدَ لِسُنَّةِ ٱللَّهِ تَبۡدِیلࣰا }
[Surah Al-Aḥzāb: 62]


[This is] the established way of Allāh with those who passed on before; and you will not find in the way of Allāh any change.

Alhamdulilah li nihmatil Islam
Lol, it's really embarrassing. But they are a thousand times better than Islam. Even before the changes. Now with the changes they have become even more better.
Christianity EtcRe: New Changes For Jehovah's Witness: Women Can Wear Trousers, Men Must Not Wear.. by CorrectionFLuid: 12:27pm On Mar 17, 2024
Jehovas witness. Hahaha. The wannabe Islam of Christianity. LMAO cheesy grin 😂
CrimeRe: 22 Soldiers Killed In Ambush In Delta State Community Graphics Warning. by CorrectionFLuid: 9:00pm On Mar 16, 2024
Namaster:
People on this thread keep saying "they don buy market". Only people who don't know the people of the South South say this. Especially the ijaws.

The military don't fuuuck with them. The military only intimidate people in the SW and SE. They don't Bleep with the North and SS.

These guys were ambushed in a creek. SS is filled with creeks that are deadly to outsiders, including the military.

We all saw the way the Nigerian Delta Avengers blew out the brains of the Navy team that went near them a few years ago.
The people saying that are actually correct.

The Nigerian military are not going to attack and intimidate these armed guys in the creeks who actually attacked them.

It is the innocent villagers that will be killed, and their properties and means of livelihood destroyed.
Science/TechnologyRe: 3 Nigerians Win Huawei Global ICT Innovation Competition In China by CorrectionFLuid: 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2024
Abdul05:
Our intellectuals in the north are now being motivated to transform their new ideas on inventions into practical terms..Good.. grin

You see, by so doing .it would make we norherners more productive or practical than the people of the saddest east... grin grin
You still bowed to us 5 times today.
You will still do it tomorrow, and for the rest of your miserable life.

Since you want to spoil this beautiful thread, I go help you.
PoliticsRe: “I Don’t Want To Be Your Friend. Is It By Force?” – Wike Replies Ireti Kingibe by CorrectionFLuid: 10:43am On Mar 16, 2024
JASONjnr:
She wants to ride on her husband's influence....


Wike is a man and you want to control him?

You want to cut him off so you will be the one reporting to the president directly?


The only ministers position that gives the minister a real power is the FCT minister. The rest of the ministers are like governors..
I shall call you your highness.
Cos you must be very high.
PoliticsRe: Wale Edun’s Company Gets Lucrative Contract Weeks After NSIP Was Moved by CorrectionFLuid: 9:48am On Mar 16, 2024
I have a feeling Wake Edun has a hand in exposing Betta Edu just so he can corner the money for himself instead
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by CorrectionFLuid: 9:13am On Mar 16, 2024
UncleKoboko:
Imagine a mumu guy shinning teeth for kissing a girl that have sucked many gbolas and swallowed many sperms... God forbid!
Chei grin
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by CorrectionFLuid: 9:12am On Mar 16, 2024
LoveJesus87:
I swear

I for like dey determined say I go marry virgin but age is not on my side...

And if I will eventually marry non virgin, it will strictlybe a parlour wedding, if her family no gree, make dey carry their used and damaged product dey go.
No be me dem go use do laughing stock
LMAO
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by CorrectionFLuid: 7:41pm On Mar 15, 2024
killsmith:
How would you know?
You are left in stark ignorance because they all lie about their bodycount. The niggas wey been dey climb your wife go just dey one side dey pity you cheesy
As in eh. That's why it's best to play it safe and marry a virgin
CelebritiesRe: I Can't Marry A Woman Who Is Not A Virgin - Ned Nwoko (Video) by CorrectionFLuid: 7:36pm On Mar 15, 2024
killsmith:
If you marry a non-virgin, your landlord, mechanic, gateman, pastor could be her ex. Even the whole area could be her ex.
Na that one worse pass. The trauma of someone that knows you having tossed your wife around on a bed.
PoliticsRe: Unmasking The Lies That Igbos Dominated Ex-President Jonathan Govt: Full List by CorrectionFLuid: 7:33pm On Mar 15, 2024
The mods will never take this to front page.
It doesn't fit to their agenda
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: Chief Of Staff, Gbajabiamila Removed by CorrectionFLuid: 7:18pm On Mar 15, 2024
Gbaja knows too much about Tinubu to be sacked. If its resignation, it would be believable.
PoliticsRe: Acropolis Golf Course Opens In Anambra: Pictures by CorrectionFLuid: 6:59pm On Mar 15, 2024
East is where it's happening now. Especially Anambra and Abịa.
Rush now.
You blink, you miss.
PoliticsRe: Traditional Rulers Back INEC Chair, Mahmood, Urge UK To Discard Visa Ban Calls by CorrectionFLuid: 6:56pm On Mar 15, 2024
Gather and price traditional rulers. Gather them all together, then negotiate price wey you go pay all of them. Lol.

Achịkota ekwe ọnụ 😂
CelebritiesRe: I’ve Given My Heart To Relationships But None Worked Out – Timini Egbuson Lament by CorrectionFLuid: 6:34pm On Mar 15, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Power Secession Between Fulani Igbo And Yoruba Killing Nigeria by CorrectionFLuid: 6:24pm On Mar 15, 2024
banku:
Honestly, this is one of the problems in this country.

Chop and clean mouth. Biafrans ruled this country called Nigeria more than even the Fulani. Nevertheless, they always find excuses to claim they never ruled enough. They have been the so called beautiful or desirable Bride since they formed coalition with Tafawa Balewa controlling many cabinet positions.
But I asked you to list those governments and you chickened out.


Yet, they always claim they never rule enough. Action Group the only Opposition Party at the Federal, Northern and Eastern regions was satisfied in their roles.
Yes o. You know politicians spend money to create and maintain political parties just to be in opposition. See how you're disgracing yourself on your own thread.


Even in Jonathan Government where they control the Cabinet was not enough.
I think comedy is your actual calling.


In the Midwest, Osadebe became the leader as well as in Rivers. Biafrans want to lead every region and control every state like old Western Region and Lagos State.
Just curious, which tribe is Osadebe please? Cos I want to laugh. I know you are concluding the musician to be the politician. LMAO. Some of these Nigerians eh.kai 😂

Otherwise, Nigerians are racists.
Hasty generalizations remain the first symptom of arrogant ignorance.
PoliticsRe: Power Secession Between Fulani Igbo And Yoruba Killing Nigeria by CorrectionFLuid: 5:56pm On Mar 15, 2024
banku:
Some of you do not know your way to Google or Nairaland.com?





Hausa are majority under the yoke and whims of the most atrocious minority Fulani that captured Africans with religious opium in Nigeria.
I assume the first paragraph is for me. In case it's not obvious to you, I wanted to make a foolery of you, out of your topic.

As for the second paragraph, you can't be under the "yoke" of anyone without your full permission and cooperation.
PoliticsRe: Power Secession Between Fulani Igbo And Yoruba Killing Nigeria by CorrectionFLuid: 5:39pm On Mar 15, 2024
DevilsEqual:
Why 1970?
Na 1970 we gain independence??

Una don come again o

Azikiwe no be Human being?? or Ironsi na paper??
On Azikiwe: if you had read up on the parliamentary system of government, you would have saved yourself some embarrassment.

On Ironsi: he headed a government that lasted just 6 months. For context, Some people here are fighting others for criticizing Tinubus government that has lasted approximately 10 months.

And before you come at me with the unity government bullshit, it's on record that at the time of Ironsi's assassination, he didn't create a single state. All the parliaments in all the regions were all still working.

Honestly if Murtala Mohammed's and Ernest Shonekan's government happened earlier, I would have given those governments the same ignore I gave Ironsi's government, for the same reason that they were all short.

I even skipped over Yakubu's first 3 years, because those were in a war period.

And I can see you ignored the other option where I said, he can also start from 1999. Because you have an agenda to pursue. And you can't deny it because I didn't mention any name, but you were quick to mention 2 names of people, that come from the same ethnic group, that your agenda and propaganda were made against.
PoliticsRe: Power Secession Between Fulani Igbo And Yoruba Killing Nigeria by CorrectionFLuid: 2:41pm On Mar 15, 2024
banku:
These megalithic greed, ostentatious and conspicuous "gifted" copied and demonstrated by other minorities and Youths are killing Nigerian talents and initiatives.

There are more minorities ethnic groups in Nigeria than Fulani, Yoruba and Igbo.

Ban them from Presidency until ROTATION comes back to them.

Not a kobo is safe in Nigeria because of culture of corruption demonstrated at every level by the leaders and their fellow common men or women.
Please can you list the president's of Nigeria from 1970 till date and their ethnic group. Or if that's too much, please can you list the presidents of Nigeria from 1999 till date and their ethnic groups.

If you can also add their vices, that will be even better.

Thank you very much
PoliticsRe: Police Admit Killing Barrister Elias Ugwu In Error by CorrectionFLuid(op):
Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8030832/police-admit-killing-barrister-elias

“The operatives promptly swung into action and in conjunction with the local vigilantes moved into the Area. When they sighted the car already described by the villagers, they waved down the driver to stop but instead, zoomed off.

“In a bid to stop the car, shots were fired at the tyres of the car which brought it to a halt. It was then discovered that the car conveyed three persons, (the driver and two others).
Ok you got them alive. Let's keep going.


“The two men gave their names as Chidi Anieke and Elias Ugwu both of Nkanu and Ihiakpoka, Nsukka, while the driver was identified as Barr. Elias Ugwu. The driver sustained injury and was taken to the Maria Goretti Hospital Anyigba for treatment where he gave up the ghost. The two surviving men stated that they were in Alade bush in Dekina Local Government for ransom payment to secure the release of a victim of kidnapping.
You interrogated them while alive. Obviously because dead men do not talk.


“They equally stated that they were not aware of the bank robbery that took place in Anyigba, Dekina Local Government and that they did not report or inform the police of the alleged kidnap incident nor of their presence or mission in that area, hence they were suspected to be part of the hoodlums that invaded Anyigba on 7th March, 2024.
So if one does not know of a crime that occurred at a place, then that person is guilty of that crime. Let's keep going.


“The Commissioner of Police, Kogi State Police Command, extends his condolences to the family of the deceased over the unfortunate incident which was avoidable if they had stopped when they were waved down by the police who were with their patrol vehicle at the scene.”
A whole commissioner, what then do you expect from the rest?

1. A car has a single driver, who can decide to stop or move.

2. The usage of the word "they" by the commissioner is him trying to put all the blame on the victims, and expunge his men from blame because

3. He is the one that sent them to get results by hook or by crook.

4a. these men were found alive and unarmed
b. Were interrogated alive and unarmed
c. Were executed

They were not killed while driving off as this commissioner wants to paint it.

Fortunately, the victim is a known lawyer, his people knew where he went, and what took him there.
We would be hearing a different story if this lawyer was a small man.

As a reminder, he has already give his name, which is Igbo. A whole different ethnic and political coloration would have been given to this armed bank robbery that happened if the plans of the Nigerian police had worked.

A word of caution to anyone who happens to be Igbo in this country at this time: Be careful where you go, and who you go with.
I know that this can happen to anybody in this country who is relative not popular, but politically, the odds are stacked against you.

Rest in peace Barrister Elias Ugwu, and the other victims of the Nigerian police's evil.
RomanceRe: All Your Wives Are In My Dms, Nigerian Lesbian Brags To Married Men (video) by CorrectionFLuid: 1:40pm On Mar 15, 2024
AbujaCitiBlog:
Another foolish statement. 70-90 % of young Nigerian girls are hardcore lesbians. But they use men as their ATM. That's why you see them everywhere emphasizing money. The same girl who bills you, will pull out all the stops for her lesbian girlfriend.

Na men dey Mumu pass. You see Simps everywhere trying to please women. Idiots
Not only Nigerian girls please.
CelebritiesRe: Moment Burna Boy's Stylist Tried Stopping Him From Throwing His Jacket To Crowd by CorrectionFLuid: 11:02am On Mar 14, 2024
Ajoray:
That thing wey this YouTuber talk for this roughly 10 seconds video no dey necessary a swear shocked

Anyways wetin concern the stylist with Burna's jacket, na him get jacket?

Shey na the same guy wey dey hold am for another video be this? This stylist get wahala oh
Neither of them get the jacket. The stylists borrow these clothes to do their job. And return them after. If anything happens to the clothes, the stylists pay out of their pocket. Not to say the artists can't afford the clothings tho
CelebritiesRe: Moment Burna Boy's Stylist Tried Stopping Him From Throwing His Jacket To Crowd by CorrectionFLuid: 10:59am On Mar 14, 2024
Hezzyluv:
grin


Good job by that dude. Throwing that jacket in the crowd will cause stampede.
No. He will have to repay from his pocket.
Most of these clothings are borrowed by the stylists. Not to say Burna cant afford it tho.
PoliticsRe: Bill On Power Rotation Passes First Reading In Senate by CorrectionFLuid: 9:19am On Mar 14, 2024
Dadadididacontr:
With due respect, I don't think it will go as you've stated. In the senate you have to be tactical and your bill must care for the interest of others be it minor or major.

Definitely, the Igbo's will confidently rule with honour.other minority will also take the mantle.
You get time dey reply hatred-induced stupidity.
CrimeRe: Man Lands In Kano Police Custody After Attempted Suicide by CorrectionFLuid: 8:54am On Mar 14, 2024
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PoliticsRe: Kaduna Electric Staff Embark On Strike Action by CorrectionFLuid: 8:25am On Mar 14, 2024
tunjijones:
Can you imagine that 24 years into 21st century we are still battling with electricity, when other countries are focused on tech advancement, we still dey here dey shout up NEPA...


Who do Nigeria this Kian thing....
Omo Ghana don start dey take light anyhow o. Like play like play,they go turn to Nigeria
RomanceRe: Is This Body Count Too Much For A 35 years Old Lady? by CorrectionFLuid: 7:37am On Mar 14, 2024
Rexymania:
Pussy no dey read meter...but ladies with multiple body counts tends to be very friendly and sweet when it comes to sex

RomanceRe: Is This Body Count Too Much For A 35 years Old Lady? by CorrectionFLuid: 7:34am On Mar 14, 2024
Kobojunkie:
And this because you get to decide what is much for 35 ? undecided
Give it to the simp. Simps deserve to be disgraced. More power to your fists

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