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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Are In Need Of An Administrative Officer by Countersam(m): 10:38pm On Jul 04, 2023
Leggodeals:
The Salary is negotiable.
You didn't state it there that the salary is negotiable. I am a highly experienced Administration officer/Manager and I can perform even much more than described. But I can't start this negotiation from 50k. God forbid..
Autos › 2013 Highlander *11m* by Countersam(op): 6:53pm On Jul 04, 2023
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: We Are In Need Of An Administrative Officer by Countersam(m): 6:14pm On Jul 04, 2023
Leggodeals:
An Administrative Officer is needed at GVL Lightnings and Interiors

Job title: Administrative Officer

Location: Lagos

Qualification:BA/BSc/HND

Experience: 2 - 4 years

Salary: N50, 000

We are looking to hire a highly organized administrative officer to perform all administrative and clerical duties necessary for effective office management. The administrative officer's responsibilities include welcoming visitors and clients, overseeing the activities of office cleaning staff and maintenance vendors, as well as typing and proofreading various company documents. To be successful as an administrative officer, you should display good phone etiquette and have a thorough understanding of office management procedures. Ultimately, a top-performing administrative officer should be able to demonstrate exceptional organisational and time management skills to complete all duties in a timely manner.

Requirements and Skills:

-Proficiency in all Microsoft Office applications.

-Bachelor’s Degree

-Working knowledge of business management.

-The ability to multitask.

-Excellent organizational skills.

-Effective communication skills.

-Exceptional customer service skills

-Excellent time management skills

-Problem solving/Analytical skills


Interested and qualified candidates should forward their CV to: adetounadejumobi@gvlhomesng.com using the position as subject of email.

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You will pay Am administration officer 50k in this Lagos.... My brother make Una fear God and have regard for humanity.
Agriculture › Re: How Can I Grow My Plantain And Banana Trees Faster? (Photos) by Countersam(m): 12:24pm On Jul 03, 2023
Senkasa:
I planted this giant Malaysian plantain suckling (4) 2 weeks ago in my backyard but it is yet to start growing. The other grown plantain tree has around 15 suckling clearly sprouting out but at a slow rate. I once dug hole near the roots and used fertilizer seeds on it but didn't see any result.

On the other hand, my banana sucklings are growing slowly unlike my neighbor's that are growing very fast with the leaves all over the fence.

I heard fowl or pig dump can work wonders but the former is scarce in my area. I am now planning on using pig dump

I need your suggestions pls..
Pig dump is excellent.
Autos › NEW Customs Import Duty Rates by Countersam(op): 1:08pm On Jun 30, 2023
Meanwhile I still have the following cars you can buy now before prices increase in the market.
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Sienna 2008 5.2 million
RAV 4 2009 6 .2 million
Highlander 2013 10.5 million
Camry 2016 8.5 million

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Autos › Re: 2008 Sienna 6m by Countersam(op): 7:56pm On Jun 27, 2023
Countersam:
☢️FOR SALE☢️
2008 Sienna
6million
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5.2 million now reduced
Autos › 2016 Camry (₦8.7m) by Countersam(op): 3:34pm On Jun 19, 2023
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2016 Camry
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Autos › 2009 RAV 4 (6.5m) by Countersam(op): 3:24pm On Jun 19, 2023
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2009 Rav 4
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Autos › 2008 Sienna 6m by Countersam(op): 3:16pm On Jun 19, 2023
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2008 Sienna
6million
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Family › Re: Sex With A Pregnant Woman by Countersam(m): 12:52pm On Jun 18, 2023
VeryWickedMan:
You are force feeding sperm to the baby so...

If it's male, the baby will be gay.
If it's female, the baby will become an olosho.
Sir you are a very wicked man 😅
Politics › Re: As A Southern Ethnic Minority, This Is My Problem With Igbo And Yoruba by Countersam(m): 12:47pm On Jun 18, 2023
Yorubas only like Ibo for their fine girls, apart from that...mchew... you be Omo Ibo🥴🥴
Politics › Re: Is Asari Dokubo Aggrieved And Want Tompolo’s Contract? by Countersam(m): 11:41am On Jun 18, 2023
AnonPoet:
“Niger Delta Militant, Asari Dokubo is aggrived, wants Tompolo's contract” – Coalition of Ex Niger Delta Militants




https://akelicious.net/2023/06/18/asari-dokunbo-is-aggrived-wants-tompolos-contract-coalition-of-ex-niger-delta-militants/
He can't hijack Tompolo's contract.
He may be soliciting for a slice of the cake or diversification of the contract. However, he is just showing his face.
Business › Distress Sale.mazda 3. (1.8m Cfa) by Countersam(op): 11:47am On Jun 16, 2023
MAZDA 3 2003 MODEL
manual gear
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original customs paper
location: Sème Podji, close to Cotonou/Nigeria border
laissé passé valid
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call +22999033359

distress sale 1.8 million CFA /XOF

Politics › Re: 10th Senate: New Senate President Must Leave Above Board- Jackson Lekan Ojo by Countersam(m): 1:26pm On Jun 13, 2023
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Politics › Re: Akpabio Is Our Choice – South-east Leaders by Countersam(m): 1:26pm On Jun 13, 2023
Over 12 year old Facebook account for sale..
Very not expensive
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Food › Re: Hilda Baci Has Been Officially Recognized And Certified By Guiness World Record by Countersam(m): 1:25pm On Jun 13, 2023
Over 12 year old Facebook account for sale
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Education › Re: We Were Abandoned In Cyprus & Dropped Out Of School - Dancing Security Guards by Countersam(m):
WriterNig:
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Cc Nlfpmod
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The OPM sponsor announced sometime ago that students on scholarship abroad will be relocated to universities in Nigeria due to high exchange rate,etc, some agreed while some refused. The duo must probably be among those who refused to return to Nigeria. Why are they wailing?

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Technology Market › Old Facebook Account For SALE by Countersam(op): 10:04am On Jun 11, 2023
Over 12 year old Facebook account for sale.

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Technology Market › Re: Facebook Account For Sale by Countersam(op): 10:00am On Jun 11, 2023
GoogleTheGod:
Gown much last
How far I didn't hear from you. Do we talk here
Romance › Re: Man Calls Off His Wedding After He Overheard Bride Having S*x With Her Sugar Dad by Countersam(m): 6:17am On Jun 10, 2023
saintbillion:
Award-winning Akwa Ibom MC, Imaan Mike Umoh, has claimed that the wedding he was supposed to anchor next weekend in Uyo, has been called off because the bride-to-be allegedly slept with her sugar daddy, said to be an immediate past Commissioner in the state.


“NEXT WEEKEND WEDDING CALLED OFF. So the would be wife went to inform her sugar daddy who was to be the chairman, immediate past commissioner and they decided to tatatat but unfortunate she met her water low,” he narrated on Friday, June 9, 2023.

"According to the man, he called her would be wife while she was KUÑking the man and she wanted to silent the phone but unfortunately she pressed the finger print who's settings was also to answer calls and continue with her act of knacking the upcoming event chairman. He wanted to got the call but when the background was interesting he decided to record the tone.

"The guy said that the annoying part is when she was screaming in her dialect like " O adeade kuñ itud amiade, Baby kuñ mien, Baby tòooo, Baby bom, Ima nwad mien oo, ufan Fu*k meoooo.

"Finally, she came back home with a cheque of 1 million Naira and the guy pretended as nothing happened and went to the Bank were they transferred to her account and she letter forwarded to him and he has taken that as part of the money spent. According to him, he has spent over 3.6 million. Mind you, the guy is very very rich.

“The guy is wicked ooo. He asked her to join him has he wishes to pay their tithe to the pastor and broke the news of calling the wedding off when he played the recording to the pastor and his wife to listen. My balance has been sent and I am sad. Please pray for that sister and usher in more than 10k audience in Uyo. ”
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O adeade kuñ itud amiade, Baby kuñ mien, Baby tòooo, Baby bom, Ima nwad mien oo, ufan Fu*k meoooo. 😅😅😅

Wetin unad dey debate, so Una no fear women before?
Please I need a Translator, make I laugh well 😂😂😂
Politics › Re: Post Pictures Of Your State Government House Here by Countersam(m): 8:29pm On May 24, 2023
Ogene001:
Before you hate on Abia compare with every other government house Nationwide.
Note that government house is different from state Secretariat. Government house is usually not large. Even Akwa Ibom with all their money have few small houses as government house
Bros at least have some shame. Abia State still hasn't matched up to competition of any sort .
Romance › Re: Help My Neighbor's Wife Wants Me To Impregnate Her by Countersam(m): 8:27pm On May 24, 2023
UYEMDO35:
Please pardon my grammatical errors.

Na Life story nobi made-up tales... It's happening to me.

Being jobless at times is a disease, I've been at home for sometime now waiting patiently till when my school will release our result... Along the line I've gone round to check what I can lay my hands to do. since am a newbie to my current environment were I base. at least to keep myself busy instead of doing nothing, upon my research of finding myself a job, I couldn't secure any job , so I went back home and trusting God for a job. I barely go out except I have something important to do outside and were I live is surrounded by married women.... So recently there's dis my neighbor's wife who has been stylishly staring at me and when my eyes caught with hers she will look away and smile. but to me, I didn't read any meaning to that, I thought it was just a normal thing untill recently she confronted me and explain why she as been staring at me and her reasons was that she likes me and want us to be friends,  She was like u know it's been long her hubby's been around and it's always just her and their little girl and she'd want me to come around to keep her company if I'm free like I always cos I hardly go out becuz I have no job. So as a gentle guy, I have been visiting her house for the past 3 days now to discuss and watch some romantic movie with her...so recently, I discovered that she has got so emotionally attached to me even it got to the extent that she keeps calling me on phone unnecessary to visit her and by the time am with her she won't say anything reasonable instead she will start telling me how she misses my absence. so dis morning I decided to visit her and when she saw me she was just smiling althrough while with her and then she started acting weired and I could notice that and i asked her what the problem was, so she open up to me and narrated everything saying that she has been secretly staring at me without I knowing, and what she said that got me scared was when she told me to impregnate her that she likes my facial looks and want her child to take after my look. I just couldn't feel comfortable with her anymore becuz {I no expect say such word fit come out from her mouth} she even promise to compensate me if am able to get her pregnant....I just told her to give me sometime to think about it.
The lady in questions na very beautiful woman, she fine pass Mami water sef and na every man's dream... She has a 5yrs old daughter and her husband is not always at home..
To be candid I think I love her and I can't allow dis offer to pass me by .

I have resigned to my fate and after seeing so many ladies going out to commit adultery I do not bother if my wife bleep outside but she must do it codedly becuz if I catch her na problem.

Right now, my Spirit Is Willing to resists dis temptation but my Flesh no gree.


Abi wetin una think ...... Shey mak I do or make I no do.
Flee from every appearance of evil. That qussy will spell your doom .
Family › Re: I do not feel loved by my wife, Is this enough reason to quit my marriage? by Countersam(m): 8:17pm On May 24, 2023
CuriousMind2022:
It's a known fact that most Nigerian girls marry who they consider ready for marriage and not necessarily who they love. I am exactly in that dilemma and the question I am asking myself is whether I should continue in this loveless marriage or slowly drift and walk away.

My marriage is barely 2 years and a few months, but it has been a rough journey for me. Things I never envisaged I would experience in my marriage, I have suffered, from utmost disrespect to verbal abuse.

I came to the conclusion that she doesn't love or care about me based on what happened yesterday. I was recently transferred from my base to a new location and because of that, I would only be able to visit weekends or twice a month. Prior to that, we barely had sex once a week.

We had already had sex the normal once we usually had it (Saturday morning), but I wanted more because I will only be coming back after two weeks. I initiated a move on Sunday morning, she declined because she was thinking of preparing food for our baby before we leave for church. We went to church and came back, and as usual, my wife was in her undies (just panties and bra) in the sitting room (This was what she wore throughout that Sunday).

I watched her walk around the house in that and that even turned me on the more. I am a practicing Christian, and I try not to look after other women lustfully, but common this is my wife, even God sanctions that. After being turned on throughout the day, I went to my wife in the night, (note she slept in the sitting room with our baby leaving me alone in the room) to enjoy my conjugal rights with her, but she gave me excuses that she is upset and not in the mood.

I left and went back, seriously konjified, I managed to sleep. The next morning, I woke up with my urges and went to the sitting room to have my morning devotion, but I could barely concentrate because I was still very Hot. I explained to her that so really wants me to go to my new station like this knowing fully well I will not be coming back until 2 weeks time. This woman did not care!

I took my bath, prepared myself, and set out for my office. I was not happy with her but I kept my cool and left for work. She had demanded that I dropped some money for her before leaving and despite the fact that I was not happy with her, I dropped the money in a conspicuous place where I know she will see it before leaving. This was my own way of saying I am not happy with what you did, but I still cared.

I try to do things I usually do for my wife even when I am angry with her. This is my own way of saying I may be angry with you, but I still cared about you and I am open to a resolution. On the other hand, my wife doesn't care what happens to me when she is upset. She immediately stops cooking for me ad any other thing she does for me when she is upset. It is obvious to me now that to my wife I don't really matter in the grand scheme of things. She is only caring and concerned, when she is not angry (when we are good and we don't have any issues). I believe that when you love somebody, you treat them right and show genuine love and care for them even when you're upset with them. This is what I have constantly shown to my wife in our 2+ years of marriage.

Back to my story of what happened weekend/Monday. My wife never bothered to call me to check if I arrived safely since I left the house yesterday. I even called her once (primarily to check on my daughter), but she didn't pick up and she didn't call back, and up till now, we have not spoken.

She obviously does not care whether I arrived safely in my station or not. In this country of insecurities, a family member of yours will travel and you do not care whether he/she arrived safely, that is the height for me, and in the actual sense, I should be the one upset here because she left me high and dry, despite knowing fully well I am very Hot.

I am a family-oriented person, I have always dreamt of having a peaceful, loving, and Godly home but unfortunately, the reverse is the case for my wife. I began to understand why family background is very important in a person's life, after getting married. My wife is from a family where they place little or no value on marriage. Her mother had children with 2 men, and my wife is obviously working very hard to follow that same path. She shows little or no enthusiasm in making our marriage work. I am always the one to initiate moves to resolve issues when we quarrel, whether I am right or wrong, I do not care, my focus is just on making my marriage work and my home peaceful.

This last episode shook me very hard, and I have been asking myself whether I want to continue in this loveless marriage or opt out. Working and living in a different city will even make it easier for me.

I needed to let my thoughts out and thanks to Nairaland, I have done so.
I really pity you, for the fact that this is an actual marriage and not live in baby daddy/mama. I had almost similar experience I walked away from despite having a kid and I di t regret it, nothing like having peace in your home.
Business › Re: If I Give You 1M As Capital, Can You Deliver 200k Monthly? by Countersam(m): 2:05pm On May 22, 2023
cliqtips:
If i give you 1M as capital, can you deliver 200k monthly?
Excuse me sir, you are wicked sir.
Politics › Re: N22.7trn Ways And Means: Crisis Brews In Reps Over $15m Executive Largesse by Countersam(m): 4:50pm On May 17, 2023
dre11:
https://leadership.ng/n22-7trn-ways-and-means-crisis-brews-in-reps-over-15m-executive-largesse/
Can you people see how they are sharing our money with the guise of fictitious captions?
God will punish all of them.

Family › Re: This Married Woman Needs Your Advice by Countersam(m): 9:22pm On May 16, 2023
Fineman2:
My name is Funsho. I am 35 years old. My husband and I have been married for six years and we have a son together. Two years ago, my job transferred me to Abuja. Since my husband and son are in Lagos, I come home at the end of every month.

My husband was in total support because the transfer came with a better salary and a senior position. I love and trust my husband so much, however I really don't know what he thinks of me. I was able to save up last year, and since we are still in a rented apartment

I sent him the money to get us a landed property so we can start building our home. Since, I trusted him so much, I didn't even ask him for the evidence of payment, he only sent me the pictures. I recently came home as usual and while I was arranging the house, I stumbled on the documents and deeds of agreement for the land. I got the shock of my life when I discovered that it was only my husband's name that was written.

He didn't deem it fit to include my name or simply buy it in our son’s name, he bought the land in his name with my hard earned money. I couldn't hide my disappointment, so I asked him. In his defence, he said he bought it in his name because he is the man and he didn't think I would read so much meaning to it since we are married. This has given me a lot of sleepless nights and I find it really hard to believe he could do this to me.

Please, is this something I should be worried about or am I just overreacting? Advise me.
Some women sha.....🥴
Autos › Re: A Good Car For A First Timer Between #1m & #1.2m by Countersam(m): 9:08pm On May 16, 2023
ekeson1245:
Good day dear esteemed Nairalanders.
I'm planning to buy my first car as a first timer very soon. My budget is between #1.m and #1.2m for a Naija registered car.
The Nigerian economy is not smiling at all, hence I won't be able to go beyond this very budget of mine.
The car is basically to be for me and my family's use i.e to take the kids to and from school, take me & wifey to and from shop and to take us to church on sundays.
What car can the gurus in the house recommend considering my budget please? Thank you very much in anticipation.
That budget depends on Your location.
Romance › Re: She Gives Her B��b To Me At Work by Countersam(m): 9:05pm On May 16, 2023
ifinger:
So their is this co worker of mind tall and fair skinned lady .we admired one another one thin led to the other I told her I wanted to b@ng her . She was like no oh u no am married and what not 😂.well I kept it cool we remained friend but on one occasion she told me she wanteɗ me to sok her bwees I was like we're are we gonna do that she told me she wanted me to do it in the office lol .
So as a sharp guy I told her to come much earlier since an always on time to the office .
She came early the following day and motioned into my office and asked me to sok
I slipped in my hand under her bra through the cloth popped out her juggs we was like make it quick I was sucking and rolling my tongue 👅 Over the areola she was letting out soft mourning all the while she was wide eye in case anyone was coming.
I already had a Bonner I know she may have gotten some too.
Now Virtually every week she must come over my block under the pretext of greeting me just for me to sok her nips
Seriously,dis married babes are coded to the core ! No one has an idea what we are Running together! I think she just enjoys the niips suck.
More often than not it eases by stress at work

Technology Market › Re: Facebook Account For Sale by Countersam(op): 4:12pm On May 14, 2023
GoogleTheGod:
Gown much last
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Technology Market › Facebook Account For Sale by Countersam(op): 11:07am On May 13, 2023
Over 12 year old Facebook account for sale.

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