₦airaland Forum

OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to fûck... We were fûcking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to fûcking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.

AcuraZDX:
https://twitter.com/MissPearls/status/1631708672907673617?s=19[/quote]Nigerians will learn alot from this election, Peter Obi will surely go down in history.

Makavelli001:
Is there anyone that can connect be to a drug dealer??

Gatess:
THE UNDERRATED COTONOU

Since I was born till date, we Nigerians have always looked down on a lot of neighboring countries like Cameroon, Togo, Benin Republic etc.
Well, you are not to be blamed if you are among those who look down on some of these countries, even when we have not had an opportunity to cross border.

Well I was one of those people who actually looked down on most of these countries until I had an opportunity to sail round west Africa and the narratives changed.

Meanwhile I was completely marvelled the first time I visited Cotonou, the business hub of Benin Republic about 4 years ago when Patrice Talon newly took office
Two years after I re-visited, after touring round other west African countries. I spent 3 days here and without a waste of time, I concluded to relocate down to this place based on the level of development I saw, the security, serenity etc.

Finally I am now living here and I have no regret so far.

I will say this country is blessed with the best president who is working tirelessly to improve the living conditions of his beloved citizens and I am glad hearing citizens saying positive things about the president.

Things You Don't Know About Benin Republic...

*They have currently have one of the best roads/road network in west Africa
* The maintain law and order
* Security is good
* Security personnels are friendly and don't intimidate anyone. If caught intimidating you, he or she will severely be punished
" If you are caught in a robbery attack which involves gun, forget it, u are gun forever.
* Electricity is 247. No low voltage or unecessarily interruptions.
* Steady clean water supply by the government at an affordable rate
* 247 transport system cos of good security
* Night life is topnotch.. in fact their balling na night with street light almost every nook and cranny of the city.
* Amazing beaches with super duper fun.
* Nice Bilingual schools for your kids
*Stress free movement without traffic jam.
* Policemen scattered at every nook and cranny of the town to maintain law and order and not for stop and search.
* Drugs are only bought or sold at a registered pharmacies and not from quacks or roadside vendors
* Foreigners almost have same right with citizen and can't be treated anyhow
*Women are like egg here. Any maltreatment or mistreatment, you will face the law.
*Public school, go to sch by 7:30am and return home for break by 12noon and return back to school by 3pm to dismiss between 6-7pm Monday- Friday
* You can choose to relocate from your rented apartment after a month or two cos of the privilege of monthly payment plan
* Their money now more valuable than naira in black market
*This is the only safe transit route coming from other African countries to Nigeria. Of course you should know how that helps an economy.
*Internet is steady and fast but a bit expensive
*Pepper body no common here like naija
* ETC

Business Opportunities
From My Findings So Far...

*Tailoring is a place to explore especially when you sew English wears and Nigerian attires
* Sales of any kind of electronics which you can bring from Nigeria and Togo cos they are cheaper over there and expensive here.
* Sales of second hand phones and laptops, not forgetting their accessories too. Very lucrative
* Nigerian foods are in high demand especially areas where Nigerians live more. U go sell tire
* Sales of sewing machines(more of manual)and it's accessories are in high demand cos this is their major skill work with hairdressing.
* Phone and laptop repairs needs serious attention here cos most of the engineers are not competent enough
* Sales of motor parts/bike parts. Both are very good biz here too.
* Bilingual schools are still in high demand in some places including teachers.
* Transportation biz- As a naija man, u will do better plying from border to town, if you are a smart. As an okada rider, concentrate around Tokpa, Misebo and Beach, you will be fine too.
Those who are into okirika(2nd clothes, shoes & bags), it's still very profitable till date but you must have a good contact for you not to be cheated.
Etc


Let me drop my pen here for now. I will be sharing some photos of the places I have been to like the beaches etc . So stay tuned as we will be dropping more information to give you a comprehensive info about the country generally. [color=#000099][/color]

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

A massive operation by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, to deter vote trading and other financial malfeasance ahead of tomorrow's presidential and national assembly elections may have begun paying dividends with the interception in Lagos of the sum of N32, 400,000 (Thirty-two Million, Four Hundred Thousand Naira) allegedly suspected to be used for vote buying in Lagos. The recovery was made by operatives of the Lagos Zonal Command of the Commission.

The suspect involved has been taken into custody for further questioning

The Chairman of the Commission, Abdulrasheed Bawa has implored all personnel of the Commission deployed for election monitoring duties to show courage and not give room for unscrupulous persons to undermine the integrity of the elections through financial inducement.

Tactical team of operatives are currently on ground in all the states of the federation and the FCT. Telephone hotlines have already been circulated through social media for members of the public to share information regarding financial malpractices with agents of the Commission. Details of the number are available on EFCC social media platforms.

Members of the public are encouraged to report anyone trying to buy or sell votes by making use of the EFCC financial crimes reporting App, Eagle Eye, which is available for download on the Google Play or Apple store. They can also reach the Commission through our social media handle, @officialefcc or by email, info@efcc.gov.ng.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-efcc-intercepts-n32-4-million-in-cash-meant-for-vote-buying-photo/

Preciousgirl:
At the office on Valentine's day, my boss begged me many times to sit on his laps
For just a minute amidst tears
Pitying him, I did
When I felt something hard in my back, I got up and run away
I need to resign from this job

Any job offers for me?

SpearofGod:
It's no longer news that adultery is now a major problem plaguing marriages today. The news, however, is the exponential increase it has assumed. In the registry where I work in Port Harcourt, we receive at least 10 cases of divorce every week, 8 of which are as a result of the wife committing adultery. This is why it's pertinent to take this info seriously so as to avoid anything or anyone that may lead you to break your marriage tomorrow.
Aside the fact that a lot of women fall for monetary and cash inducement, though not all, other ways to identify a woman who will likely commit adultery or presently indulging in the act are as follow:

1. A Woman That Easily Gets Bored: Any woman that easily get bored is likely to commit adultery with a man that can give her fun in that state of boredom. That's why you find so many married women sleeping with younger men and still get the men paid after sex. This is not because they don't love their husbands; they just want fun and pleasurable means to extinguish their boredom.

2.A Woman With A Low Self-esteem: A woman with a very low self-esteem will easily be attracted to any man that flatters her with praises irrespective of the man's status or moral inclinations. A lady whose husband is a medical doctor once confessed to me her she fell for her husband's driver simply because the guy is always singing her praise and she eventually slept with him severally. A young lady I once dated with the intention of getting married to cheated on me with a road side mechanic apprentice. When I asked her why she did it, her response was that, my level of education was making her to feel that she was not good enough for me and that she has to settle for a person of her class.

3. A Woman That Fears Or Hates Being A Lone: This one is very crucial for new husbands whose nature of job keep them away from their wives. Any woman that hates being alone would easily be bedded by any man that can provide companionship whenever her husband is not around. Most women see sex as a worthy reward to a man that keeps them company. To be continued....

VeryWickedMan:
I don't know what to do since Valentines Day.

Obaaderemi2:
I don't have the debit slips but I can get screenshots if that could help.

moonbyte25:
Controversial OAP Nedu Wazobia, once again caused a stir after claiming the rent of most girls living in Lagos are funded by men.

Nedu made the claim during a most recent episode of his podcast The Honest Bunch that went viral.

Speaking with his co-hosts and BBNaija winner Phyna, Nedu claimed majority of ladies in Lagos are broke and funded by men.

“Most of the girls living in Lagos, not all of them… most of the girls who live in Lagos na men dey fund their rent. I know what I’m telling you. They are some girls na this man dey pay his rent, na this one dey fuel his car, na this man when he wan collect heavy, na this man dey fund vacation,” Nedu said.

His comments have caused a stir on social media, which is not surprising as majority of his assertions often raise wahala.

Fans took to social media with various reactions to his claims.

“Show us the stats now. Abi all these claims na based on ur own circle only? If yes, then oga u need better friends and contacts.” The Gladiator Fan said.

“Abuja girls are hardworking Bros… na dem dey fund guys lifestyle🚶🚶🚶,” said First of Felade’s menage.

“I don’t know where to start. Is it the girl on black that he called out who couldn’t honestly dispute what he said or all the women on the panel with weak comebacks, validating what he said by insinuating that a transaction occurred? Women don suffer for everybody hand sha.”

https://www.nigeriabombshell.com/most-of-the-girls-living-in-lagos-men-dey-fund-their-rent-oap-nedu-shakes-table/

VeryWickedMan:
I took off from my mansion in VI to visit my expat partner in Banana Island for our annual multi-billion dollar summit but on getting there I noticed my landing skids were gone so I flew back to VI and I'm confused.

How do I land?

Note that my fuel tank is almost empty. I need suggestions.

MrNotAgain:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/02/13/why-i-couldnt-visit-oba-of-lagos-during-campaign-obi/

Obaaderemi2:
How did you go about it?

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/naira-scarcity-death-figures-spike-in-hospitals/

Upset700:
I've been having issues with guys for years now, especially with guys I sleep with.
Whenever I like a guy,or get interested in a guy and then i have sex unintentionally (he wants it but I don't).. After then there's this irritation,I loose interest,I cut the person off.
It's more like he has sold his value to me, like there's no prize.probably he is a great guy but that act alone makes me very uncomfortable.
I know this is usually a guy thing..but I've been struggling with this for years.
I feel men should also stop selling themselves cheap...cus they are women who wouldn't value what they can get easily.

Road2Success:
Hello nairalanders,

Please I will want you all to read this. though I am not a good writer. I rented an apartment somewhere on the Lagos island. We are just 4 in the compound. When I parked into my apartment my wife came with a pregnancy but we lost the baby when she gave birth to the boy. The following year she got pregnant again, The baby also died the day she gave birth. I am not a religious person but my wife is closer to God. She has been telling me about this compound but I just don't have any reason to think or suspect anything.

Lemme tell you in my compound if one of us is working the others will lose there job. I have no reason to be suspecting anything untill I heard that one of the tenants is owning our landlord 2 years rent and our landlord didn't raise voice. In this Lagos that I know landlord don't joke with house rent. Our landlord don't bother us for rent. Sometimes I will be the one sending the house rent to him without him even asking.

I also heard that was the same thing that happened to previous occupants. They lived there without paying for many years and the landlord didnt disturb them.

I won't say our live is better in this house. We are just struggling to survive. Currently I am the only one working while others don't have a job. I am beginning to doubt if our landlord is truly a generous man as we do called him, since he don't bother us for rent.

My wife have lost two pregnancy in this house. I have been jobless many times in this house. I honestly need people opinion on this matter.

Is this house diabolic or the landlord is just a generous man

Moderators please help me move this to front page

TinubuShet:
Until dey planned and get you robbed, u never wise

Shugabae001:
I live alone i do short time and night...Price negotiable but not less than 10k depends on the round..

Orangedreams:
I can boldly say Imo state has the most beautiful government house apart from Aso Rock. But of course I may be wrong.

Please rep your state government house with a few pictures, let's compare and also learn.

Bigots please stay away from this thread. Everything no be tribe.

The pics below are Imo State govt house aka Douglass House.

Let's go!

SultanOfPuna:
Peter OBI get eye for better things
If not for fear of God
I don almost do soapy with her pictures

This woman is very beautiful
Even at her age, I go dive in rawww

WriterNig:
https://images.theconversation.com/files/484698/original/file-20220914-1785-zhul74.jpg

A 🇺🇦 Ukrainian soldier who recently had a run-in with a group of 🇷🇺 Russia's Wagner PMC mercenaries said the fighters are "tireless" and "didn't stop coming" during a battle in Bakhmut, Ukraine.

"We were fighting for about 10 hours in a row. And it wasn't like just waves - it was uninterrupted. So it was just like they didn't stop coming," the soldier, named Andriy, told CNN of fighting troops from the Wagner Group, a private military contractor linked to the Kremlin that consists of mercenaries and former prisoners.

He said the fight was between 200 Ukrainian soldiers and about 200 Wagner troops and described it as a "frightening and surreal experience."

Andriy detailed the ruthless nature of these fighters, comparing the battle to something out of a "zombie movie."

"They're climbing above the corpse of their friends, stepping on them like zombies," he told CNN. He even suggested that the Wagner troops might be "getting some drugs before the attack."

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article29115855.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/2_Putins-Wagner-troops-plied-with-drugs-and-dont-die-when-shot-in-zombie-movie-battle-scenes.jpg

Andriy said their machine gunner was "almost going crazy" because he knew he was shooting at and hitting his targets, but none of the troops he hit were falling.

"He said, 'I know I shot him, but he doesn't fall,'" Andriy told CNN. "And then after some time, when he maybe bleeds out, so he just falls down."

The soldier said his group's AK-47 rifles became so hot from constantly firing at the Wagner troops that they had to keep switching out guns.

He described Wagner's attack method to CNN, saying that first, they send a group of attackers - mainly made up of recruits fresh from Russian prisons. At that point, they begin "digging into position," Andriy said.

A second group then advances to claim more land "step by step," moving forward and into position, Andriy recalled. As Wagner loses more troops and groups are exhausted, they send more as an attempt to hold their spot on the battlefield.

https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article29115859.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/1_Russia-Putin-Moscow-Russian-Federation-01-Feb-2023.jpg

Eventually, Andriy's group was surrounded. "We didn't expect them to come from there," he told CNN.

"We were shooting until the last bullet, so we threw all the grenades we had and left only me and a few guys. We were helpless in that situation," he told CNN.

Tens of thousands of Wagner fighters have joined in Russia's war efforts to capture Bakhmut, where intense fighting has raged for months. Among the group's fighters are recruited prisoners who have been sent to the front lines, sometimes alongside newly mobilized Russian troops and used to absorb heavy Ukrainian fire.



https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/230131202919-ukraine-soldier-pleitgen-vpx-super-169.jpg

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Islie:
https://punchng.com/nigerians-lament-bank-app-crashes-as-transaction-failure-persists/?amp

thisweekng:
Student of Federal Polytechnic Nekede Sharon Ogechi Okoroafor has hired a lawyer who will defend her after her reckless statement went viral on social media.

The lawyer who has appealed to the management of the institution, has said that their client never meant to defame the character,standard and integrity of the institution.

The statement reads:

Re: THE CASE OF OKOROAFOR OGECHI SHARON(THE GRADUATING STUDENT OF FED POLYNEK IN A VIRAL VIDEO)

We are solicitors to OKEREAFOR OGECHI SHARON( our Client under our Pro Bono(Free Legal Services) on whose behalf we write this memo to you.
We are aware that she will be facing the school disciplinary panel this morning and we wish to use this medium to express our confidence that the panel will carry out their duties in compliance with the principles of Fair hearing,Good conscience and Natural Justice devoid of harassment,intimidation and threats.

We have met and discussed with our Client and evidence before us shows that she has no intention to defame the character,standard and integrity of the institution. In her words what happened in the said viral video was a slip of tongue as a result of her uncontrollable ecstacy over her graduation.Her intended words were “God and Pupsy”(Not P*ssy) in appreciation of the almighty God and her Dad.It is clear therefore,that she had no intention whatsoever to use such a “fowl word” in the said viral video to cajole or blackmail the institution as no lecturer or name of the institution was mentioned or referred in the said viral video.

Our lawyers are already on ground at the institution now to follow up the proceedings at the panel against any form of intimidation or harassment.The integrity and standard of the said institution is not in doubt especially since my Senior brother, Rev Dr Arimanwa took over as the Rector.

Indeed,Justice is for all parties.
Kindly accept the assurances of our warmest regards.
Barr Ikechukwu Nwaopara
Solicitor & Advocate of the Supreme Court of Nigeria



https://thisweekng.com/2023/01/31/our-client-wanted-to-say-pupsy-not-pusy-lawyer-writes-to-federal-polytechnic-nekede/

Islandboi:
So there’s this friend of mine who works as bank manager in one of the top bank just got rich overnight. I noticed he just changed his car, also sacrifices to take some responsibility on his should at the estate.

His wife also bought new car and require the abandoned supermarket along the road. He just changed his children school as well. I think he has been changing money for these politicians and receiving his shares.

I will ask him what’s going on today after church services.

VeryWickedGoat:
My neighbour's daughter has finished my life.

In this APC era she came to play in my crib today at the behest of my village people and I don't know how she managed to enter the kitchen and smash my tray of precious eggs.

I need suggestions on what to do before I commit a crime. How can I deal with this little girl?

jaybenugo:
https://www.facebook.com/100089099584324/videos/1356338298543834/?app=fbl

MadeInTokyo:
The Chief of Defence Staff, Gen Lucky Irabor, on Monday deployed military personnel and intelligence officers to ensure the Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Godwin Emefiele, who returned to the country from the United Kingdom was not arrested by the Department of State Services (DSS), SaharaReporters has learnt.

SaharaReporters on Tuesday gathered from top sources that Emefiele, who was under the DSS radar for several weeks following the investigation of several allegations against him, including corruption and terrorism financing, was shielded by the military personnel provided by the CDS office in Abuja.

SaharaReporters on Monday reported that the CBN governor headed to his office with massive security, specifically military protection, following his return to the country.

“Apparently the Chief of Defence Staff was the one that aided Emefiele to defy the DSS upon arrival. Irabor deployed the military police and intelligence to ensure Emefiele was not arrested,” one of the sources revealed on Tuesday morning.

Sources at the CBN had told SaharaReporters that the security personnel that accompanied Emefiele to the bank were larger than that of Nigeria's president, Muhammadu Buhari.

“Emefiele has returned to Nigeria. He went to the CBN with massive security. He was given military protection. His security is bigger than that of the President," one of the sources had said in a terse message to SaharaReporters.

SaharaReporters last Thursday reported that the apex bank boss was still abroad, and afraid to set foot in Nigeria for fear of being arrested and detained by the secret police.

One of the sources had noted that the secret police were on alert and on the lookout for Emefiele. According to the source, the DSS would arrest Emefiele regardless of his antics and the recent court ruling.

Emefiele was part of President Muhammadu Buhari’s entourage to the US-Africa Leaders’ Summit in Washington DC between December 13 and 15, 2022.

While Buhari returned to Abuja a day after the summit, the CBN governor deliberately decided to delay his return to Nigeria.

Multiple sources last Friday told SaharaReporters some associates of President Muhammadu Buhari were leading the fight to stop the DSS from arresting Emefiele.

The President’s associates led by Mamman Daura, a nephew and close confidant of the President and Nasir El-Rufai, governor of Kaduna State were identified as standing strongly behind the CBN governor.


In contravention of the CBN Act, Emefiele in 2021 joined the ruling All Progressives Congress.

The action is against Section 9 of the CBN Act, 2007, which states: “The Governor and the Deputy Governors shall devote the whole of their time to the service of the bank and while holding office shall not engage in any full or part-time employment or vocation whether remunerated or not except such personal or charitable causes as may be determined by the Board and which do not conflict with or detract from their full-time duties.”

https://saharareporters.com/2023/01/17/exclusive-how-chief-defence-staff-irabor-meddled-dss-investigation-shielded-central-bank

FactBoyz:
Caption This Photo Of APC candidate Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Giving Orders To his son and Aides