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yarimo:
Audio billionaire snapping pictures in DINO MILAYE house

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

@the bolded, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

For someone who was raped you enjoyed his dick.... you're not serious, when you're serious about writing a real fictional story you come back and tell us

LeoDeKing:
Tinubu's swearing in on 29 May 2023 is as sure as the existence of the world on that day.

Even the incompetent religious clown knows the only reason Tinubu will not be sworn in is death.

As it stànds, Tinubu is outside the country making all the necessary arrangements for the swearing in so he can hit the ground running immediately after inauguration.

But the incompetent clown is either sleeping or reading newspapers in court because his case is as good as dog poo.

RTID:
How To Identify Girls With Water Spirit.

1). Any Fair Amaka is 99.9 percent likely to be from water.

2). Those girls who are extremely neat, arranged and can fight your destiny if you as much as pick their stuff and not return it where you got it from, are from water.

3). If she loves plaiting corn rows, especially those two single type.

4). Those girls who can bath up to five times a day.

5). If she loves wearing trinkets, bangles, waist beads, ankle beads and has cowries on her head.

6). If she's always complaining about mood swings, just know it's her Ogbanje from the Marine kingdom that is manifesting.

7). Any girl that hates fish is from water; they can't eat their own people.

. Take her to a swimming pool and pay attention to how she swims. If she swims like a mermaid, run maka ndu gi!

9). Their Igbo names always ends with Ka. Example, Amaka, Njideka, Ginika, Anwurika. They also bear English names like Sophia, Linda, Jennifer..... And KARISHIKA

10). They don't play with fanta.

politicoNG:
https://twitter.com/stats_feed/status/1652650114228559872?s=19[/quote]Every body's reason to JAPA

Aigbedion141:
Omo! Was a gambler for 4years only GOD knew how he manage to pull me out.
Now I'm into womanizing spent over 300k within 4months.
I'm extremely tired and saddened, And always remorseful! I regret everybit of my actions after chyking olosho(Hookup, hoe).
Once I'm broke sex doesn't cross my mind.
But the moment there is enough capital my mind is filled up with different theories of sex style.
Initially I started it to kill depression, boredom and shyness.
Now I'm addicted, as a knowledgeable man I'm aware it will obstruct my pathway to success and it's diminish glory and destroy destiny.
I'm very willing to stop and will be very grateful to the advice i will be receiving here.
Thank you to everyone who contributed and to everyone who read.. love always.

PROUDIGBO:
Walahi, the one of Imo infuriates me the most…even more than Abia! I know they both receive a pittance by way of 13% derivation, but there’s little on ground in Imo especially to account for all the billions they’ve borrowed over the years….bad roads everywhere…..cheapass and dilapidated public infrastructure….etc!

The way i see it, the biggest problem Imo has had is the visionless, clownish and criminal governors they’ve been saddled with almost from inception of this present republic! If the state had a good run of governors, back-to-back, and if the meddlesome supreme court kept their nose out of the states affairs, Imo would be the best run state in the south-east, with the best infrastructure! The state is blessed with wealthy sons and daughters interested in investing in the state….all it needs is purposeful, honest and visionary governance!

ytdivine:
There is a lot of untapped potential in coconut business. I saw on YouTube where raw coconut juices are being sold in some countries. Never come across it here in Nigeria. At first, I was not interested but decided to give it a trial. It was very fantastic. I had never in my life taken such delicious fruit juice before. Please give it a trial, you will concur with me.

Get one not yet ripe coconut fruit fresh from the tree. Open and drink the water, come here and testify. This coconut water cures a lot of disease.

Smartguyboy:
I don’t make anyhow friends

Smartguyboy:
How do people really make friends?

Been a uyo for the pass 3 years no friends

Jeweltz:
It's not like she is more well behaved or more beautiful than us
Some of us are not lucky. We keep meeting bad Men and heartbreakers and very broke men who don't have any respect for women except sex sex sex. Mttchew

PointZerom:
Did he dead?

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/abia-pdp-ignores-ikpeazu-vows-to-challenge-alex-ottis-victory-in-court/

NewestNigerian:
😀

5Milli for a piece of land, a house and a car? Do you know the value of money at all?

NewestNigerian:
Nice one from Sanwo.

The Uber guy don cashout 5milli... Omo🤥

Twoclans:
Abia state hmmmmm

You see
Abia state
Kogi state
NIger state
Benue state
Imo State
Kwara state

Sometimes I wonder what they did to God to deserve their back to back leaders.

merits:
They show us your plate number, instead of your manifesto.Benue with dumbest leaders is like 5&6.

Babaken:
When they're trying to take advantage of African backwardness for not knowing the value of gold the oyibo man want to buy gold for the price of copper.

When they know dollar will soon become useless that gold is the future.

cocolacec:
Abians choose wisely.Vote for APC so your government can connect at the centre.Stop being used by the PDP thieves.Do you want another kerosine Governor or the one who gives N500 as maternity allowance.
A word is enough for the wise.

Choose wisely today
Vote APC on March 18,2023.

Thamesbridge:
https://www.nairaland.com/7372880/canada-humble-miss-cheap-nigerian

With reference to this thread I made when I knewly moved to Canada.

I have some gist for you. Eight months after I moved to Canada I was able to taste pussy, thanks to a beautiful Uganda lady.

Lemme tell you, when I was in Nigeria, I used to hear that oyibo dey rush black men. When I got here I realised it was all fallacies and lies. Oyibo women doesn't give a fvck about black men except you are a celebrity, rich athletic or sports personality or one rich popular dude.

The same pussy I change every week in Nigeria was what took me Eight months to see here.

There's money here once you are working and there are Jobs everywhere in Canada, but working without pussy sometimes is not really cool.

Some of them can be tempting, while I was waiting for bus at a bus stop, two girls were dancing and shaking yansh for me, not that they like or want you, but they just wanna do it. Just ignore them and swallow saliva, you will be alright

TMSMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1440423/lagos-staff-bus-driver-arrested-causing-lagos-train-bus-accident/

Lizzysamuel:
Peter Obi will put these guys to work ehh. Body go tell them 😆

softsoul22:
I am planning on relocating to Benin bro, how do i hookup?