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Wazobiakene:
Good day guys. So straight to the Koko. I’ve been dating this woman who I really like and also happens to be a virgin for over a year now, a year and 3 months to be exact and only recently we tried making love and I even got some lube to help the ordeal, so I initiated some pre-intimacy to get her in the mood and when she’s wet enough I tried penetrating with my penis hard but I couldn’t penetrate, she was in obvious pain and I love her so much and can’t bear to see her in pain so we stop for a while and start all over again pre-intimacy and all, and the same thing happens! Even if we use lube. We don’t get to see each other quite often because of the distance and the nature of our jobs so we’ve tried only on two separate weekends and it’s been the same outcome

Man up and do the do!
While you are waiting for mango to get ripe, some people have. ......

xin5:
I don't know how to describe it, it first seems like a feint movement, I can sense something there in my window all of a sudden I heard groans like it's crying or in pains something like that. Just once, while the little sounds of footsteps could be heard.
This is not the First time, I am having the feeling that something is there.
Groans of something crying or in pains.

I looked time it was after 2am to 3am stayed awake

Maybe a spirit of the dead is trying to reach out to you.

oikirodah:
Oshiomhole Spotted Listening To Tinubu At Chatham House With Rapt Attention(Photos)



Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/oshiomhole-spotted-listening-to-tinubu-at-chatham-house-with-rapt-attentionphotos/
Source iReporteronline.

Nigerians should please note the faces of these set of people.

CoronaVirusRelo:
First time Piranha made sense!

Son of man�, you are wicked.

gidgiddy:
Abia has come very close to falling to APGA several times. APGA can still take that state, if they can get their house in order

Coming from someone who actually knows Abịa politics, the people are actually tired of PDP but other political parties just seem not to be playing up to standard

Onyiiobi7735:
Same to you.Wonder why you are agitated over my comment.E pain you like scorpion sting?

Tell me one reason why you feel I am agitated. Calm down is calm down.
Your comment alone is out of serious pain.

Onyiiobi7735:
Send the animal to life in prison

Be calming down....

[quote author=siofra post=118804167][/quote]HOE 2.0

brutustech:
My Camry Muscle with PLATE NUMBER JJJ661GJ to a Car Wash in Social Club, Abule Egba in Lagos State. I returned to take back the car but didn't see it again. The carwash man is saying he doesnt know where the car is. I need help of the public to recover it.

The carwash guy dey whine you and you come dey whine us...

horke:
Hello Nairalanders. Shortly, my girl friend which I planned doing introduction with next year, called me that I should please, she wants to visit her 4yrs old time MALE friend.
I asked for what?...she said, just to say hi, and d guy has sent him, #2,000 already for transport, that the guy is now okay ooo, like years back, she use to give him somethings even feeding him sometimes..but now he is (a bit yahooly rich)
Just as she explaned!!!

They were mere friends as well before in a nearby state, now my girl relocated back here where I am and this so called guy is presently doing his post education here too.
Now... My spirit is not at rest. (So Jealous). I told my girl to branch my place first when coming from his place, that I have a surprise for her.
.... I decided to just check secretly through her hand bag... AT THE INNER PURSE OF THE BAG I FOUND HER WET WASHED PANT WRAPPED
& KEPT INSIDE BLACK NYLON....

Please what could this mean??

Different thinking on my head since yesterday... Can't even sleep correctly.
Thanks good morning

Let insecurity not kill you.
If she is not lying or cheating she should be able to give you the guys number so you can put this issue to rest.

Call him and tell him that.. sorry she has transferred it to him too that you are welcoming him to the club and cut the phone. Listen carefully to his response when he calls back and judge rightly.

Thereisstillhop:
So this afternoon I decided to check out one hook up app make I track one careless around wuse cos I lodged thre for some days sha...
Omo I jam one fish we exchange numbers begin chat on WhatsApp on WhatsApp. Babe send me pictures I view she resemble person wey I know . So I decided to impersonate I send another person picture cos e fit true true she know me . We bargain price she said 30k last short time. I agree. Omo truly na the Bab wey I deh always go buy banana from her mama every night she turned up. As she see me she begin act like her friend's having birthday party there . Na the I tell her na me follow her talk . Lmao. Omo she no shy o say yes na so no be business she come for ? But
The rest na history sha

Blame Bob Risky...

FhiBi:

It all started when I met a lady in a suya joint. I don't know her before but she looked like someone in need. After buying the suya,I started walking away. To my surprise,she ran to me and started begging that she doesn't have a place to stay for the night and she's stranded and if she could stay in my house for the night. To God who made me,I couldn't turn her down because she was crying seriously. I said okay and she followed me to my house which was not far from aboki's shop.
We got home. She kept thanking me that God will bless me for letting her stay with me for night. I asked her about her name,she said 'Precious'. I asked why she was stranded. She said that she was supposed to meet her brother but he had an accident,bla bla bla. She would have slept in a hotel but she didn't have enough money.
The question that bothered me most was why she wanted to stay with me when there were other people there. I shrugged it off and shared the suya with her,I'm a good Samaritan indeed. Immediately,she dozed off. I laid her properly on my bed. I didn't sleep on it oo. Me ke?
I live in a single room but I have a small sofa. I slept on it. Some crying sounds woke me up. I quickly switched on my phone light and saw her crying. I asked what happened,she said she's feeling cold. She was shivering seriously.
I gave her my cardigan,she said no.

PRECIOUS

GLeesMODEL:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/you-will-go-to-jail-for-your-atrocities-ned-nwoko-slams-gov-wike.html

Actually Wike is corrupt, ever since his time at Obio Akpor LG. He is just as gullible as his voice sounds.

benjackugo:
IGBERETV report

PVCs And Other Items Destroyed As Fire Guts INEC Office In Ebonyi (Photos)

Several Permanent Voters’ Cards (PVCs) and other items were destroyed after the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) office in Izzi Local Government Area of Ebonyi State was gutted by fire on Sunday, November 27, 2022.

Below is a statement from INEC.


https://www.facebook.com/100064292065433/posts/pfbid02yGFhij2j5iRnmd9UygfJbHuJdDxeXt6cRjAHufJmRyAFD9UTa6QBqAaroVE6rUqVl/?app=fbl

This must be sabotage

Metrix147:
https://abntv.com.ng/news/video-senator-from-obingwa-lack-integrity-dumped-pdp-3-days-after-collecting-money-from-us-wike/

This is nothing compared to what you did to Amaechi. Wike should just dey his dey, not everywhere you go your mouth will be running Wah Wah Wah wah

Toktee:
you are so pathetic come to ibbu lapai come and see what Yoruba and Igbo girls are doing here.... You are totally out of reality.

Your generation will remain pathetic. Must you rain insults for nothing, am I the cause of your misery? Thunder from Lapai fire you there.

9janewspoint:
Blanca Arellano: Mexican woman who flew 3000 miles to meet online friend was killed for her organs

A local fisherman found the faceless head of Blanca Arellano on a beach; later, an arm and a torso without its organs were also found

 A Mexican woman, who flew 3000 miles to date a Peruvian man she met online, was found dead in the port of Huacho. As per the authorities, Blanca Arellano was killed for her organs. The 51-year-old Blanca met Juan Pablo Jesus Villafuerte on a gaming app, and after several months of chatting online, the former decided to travel to Peru to meet him in real life.

Blanca's family says she flew out to Lima on October 31 to meet the 37-year-old man. Blanca contacted her family a week later on November 7, which is the last time they spoke. She reportedly told her niece Karla Arellano that things were moving forward......

READMORE
https://9janewspoint.com/blanca-arellano-mexican-woman-who-flew-3000-miles-to-meet-online-friend-was-killed-for-her-organs/

Peru don dey para.....

tinsel:
Watch the video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aehOZKDozFk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aehOZKDozFk

Why hire secondary school students on uniform to carry placards?

damilola4162:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChCC67KMOCg][/url]



Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/11/politician-breaks-down-in-tears-as-he-publicly-apologises-to-gov-wike-for-previously-attacking-his-government-video.html

Another politician about to port....
Rivers and their political drama.....
A whole Chidi Lloyd?

KeyEndurance:
Good Day Everyone just On 18th i Posted On How My Ex Is Tried To Kill me But With Some Advice I Got From You am Still Living on Earth.
I Did Not Ask Her What The Knife Is For and I Did Not Pick It From The Bag but I Sacrifice My Sleep That night. Around That 2am she Thought Am Sleeping so She Majestically left The Bed And Move To Her Bag she Brought Out Some Thing, By Then Am 100% ready To Do anythng If She Try Any rubbish with Me in The Process Of Bringing Something From Her Bag I flash My Torch On Her And She Hiden What's in Her Hands I Told Her To Bring It Out But I Did Not Move Close To Her Because I Dont want Her To pure Me Anything. So i stone Her my Big Cream On Her Head thats When The Powder Fell Down With One Kind red small Cloth dat I Dont understand. I Started Crying immediately As I Questioned Her She Told Me That She Came 4 A Revenge. i Still Love Her If Not I Would Have report Her To Police To Handle The Case. Thank God Am Sharp if NAIRALAND For done carry my news

Any time I see my exes we just Bleep in peace.

jaybenugo:
Popular Nigerian Instagram twerker and brand influencer, Jane Mena and her husband have welcome their first baby, IGBERETV reports.

The excited dancer took to her Instagram handle to announce the news.

She shared a video of her hand and that of her husband, and revealed the foot of her new baby.

She captioned the video;



https://www.instagram.com/reel/ClJh7lVqGmF/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Seun Lalasticlala Mynd44 nlfpmod

How is she going to breast feed the baby?

Adun27:
Our relationship is 8yrs now, we dated for 6 years before she officially leaving with me
I am not legally married to her right now because of personal reasons. She had cheated on me in 2019( that's the only one I know ), I didn't take it too serious we are both in the University but different schools, that shit happens in school. The main issue is this.. " lately a male colleague has been calling her, I told her 3 weeks ago that I don't like it and whatever he wants to tell her can wait for the next working day, she flare up that night and left the sitting room , normally we go to bed together any time I get done working, she went to bed that night with that anger, I never raised a fight with her. She roses early the next day and bath, bath our only son too, she left for work very early, she had never gone to work that time before, she got to work and in some hours I receive some messages on Whatsapp , he's apologizing that he calling my wife, I never replied him ( She claimed that the guy noticed her face and came to ask thats why she told him, meanwhile I never even fought her, their office are next to each other as she claimed)
Now after my woman and the guy knows that, some days ago the guy called my woman just to ask why she didn't come to work, he asked how her husband is doing too and that was the conversation I could here because she put it on loud speaker. After that I checked my woman's phone when she didn't know, I found out that the Guy is still calling her , I also saw that my woman still calling him too though not everyday, I asked her why she had ridiculed me so much , after going to report me to the guy about this calling, you are calling him and he is still calling you, don't you and the guy knows that it's dangerous for your relationship? , She flared up again I have had sex with my woman only 7 times in 3 months, she keeps saying she doesn't want to get pregnant soon and I should go buy condom , we haven't been using condom since we started 8 years ago( she got pregnant recently and we had to abort it because our son is only 11 months)
She does how's chores perfectly and also support me financially only when I don't have, I'm the Man of my house."
What's happening here ?
Please only married people

You are not married and want married people to advice you.

You haven't paid anything on her head, Fadden! Shí shí.... Baba why you do yourself this kind thing.....

RealLagosBoy:
I was just catching cruise sha.

Add 40,000 per night to a meagre paying job of say 30,000, the hustle is real.
If you see a good girl marry her now.

Jameszinchenkov:
It is what it is
Play stupid games win stupid prizes
https://mobile.twitter.com/roy_flinch/status/1594226753181974528

Wotowoto

Wisdomkosi:
Why Is PDP Finding It Difficult To Suspend Governor Wike Despite His Anti - party activities?

They don't have the balls... You need to watch that "balls" episode of PepperWike

Ammmy:
I'm just coming from a church where it was revealed to me that I have a spirit husband. It has been the cause of my lack of progress and delay in marriage. I tried to argue with them because I've never been seeing any strange man both physically or in the dream. But I do have sex in the dream occasionally, especially if I'm Hot in real life. Please who knows the herbal cure or remedy to this menace? Yorubas in the house, your attention is needed . Don't tell me to pray because I have done that to no avail. I need another alternative. Something real and natural. Thanks

Befor you give up, try going to a Mountain of Fire church for deliverance

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What location/axis in Lagos

Bayonet40:
Saw this on a facebook and decided to share here, what's your take?

https://www.facebook.com/100077444346401/posts/200791155845695/?app=fbl

Until that your ex boyfriend comes to claim his child.... And your plot gets exposed..... See film...

Blessedmercy8:
I won't stop louding it until our girls turn away from their immoral ways.

Hear this elder complaining bitterly.

What you fail to correct now will come back to haunt you. Please let's speak against all this rottenness and put a stop to it any ways we can.

https://fb.watch/gPGCtzkrk4/

This is from a Facebook comedy page, the picture is not Nigerian. Look more Brazilian.

Konjiboii:
The rule of splitting the bills dictates you should tell the other person in time before the date. In your case if you both had that discussion before hand and she still chose to act dumb then you did well my young Padawan. And if you invited her out without stating going dutch but pulled this then that's a bitch move, not what a true alpha or RP will do

If I take you out let me do the ordering, you don't order for champagne. If she was decent or thoughtful she would have noticed the red flag when he ordered for malt

ObosiUkwalla:
Tilumbu and his coven people have swallowed their first victim.

Wizards will not be allowed to rule Nigeria again. By the way, who killed Funsho Williams?

Savage with a large element of truth