₦airaland Forum

Jeweltz:
It's not like she is more well behaved or more beautiful than us
Some of us are not lucky. We keep meeting bad Men and heartbreakers and very broke men who don't have any respect for women except sex sex sex. Mttchew

PointZerom:
Did he dead?

Metrix147:
Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/abia-pdp-ignores-ikpeazu-vows-to-challenge-alex-ottis-victory-in-court/

NewestNigerian:
😀

5Milli for a piece of land, a house and a car? Do you know the value of money at all?

NewestNigerian:
Nice one from Sanwo.

The Uber guy don cashout 5milli... Omo🤥

Twoclans:
Abia state hmmmmm

You see
Abia state
Kogi state
NIger state
Benue state
Imo State
Kwara state

Sometimes I wonder what they did to God to deserve their back to back leaders.

merits:
They show us your plate number, instead of your manifesto.Benue with dumbest leaders is like 5&6.

Babaken:
When they're trying to take advantage of African backwardness for not knowing the value of gold the oyibo man want to buy gold for the price of copper.

When they know dollar will soon become useless that gold is the future.

cocolacec:
Abians choose wisely.Vote for APC so your government can connect at the centre.Stop being used by the PDP thieves.Do you want another kerosine Governor or the one who gives N500 as maternity allowance.
A word is enough for the wise.

Choose wisely today
Vote APC on March 18,2023.

Thamesbridge:
https://www.nairaland.com/7372880/canada-humble-miss-cheap-nigerian

With reference to this thread I made when I knewly moved to Canada.

I have some gist for you. Eight months after I moved to Canada I was able to taste pussy, thanks to a beautiful Uganda lady.

Lemme tell you, when I was in Nigeria, I used to hear that oyibo dey rush black men. When I got here I realised it was all fallacies and lies. Oyibo women doesn't give a fvck about black men except you are a celebrity, rich athletic or sports personality or one rich popular dude.

The same pussy I change every week in Nigeria was what took me Eight months to see here.

There's money here once you are working and there are Jobs everywhere in Canada, but working without pussy sometimes is not really cool.

Some of them can be tempting, while I was waiting for bus at a bus stop, two girls were dancing and shaking yansh for me, not that they like or want you, but they just wanna do it. Just ignore them and swallow saliva, you will be alright

TMSMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1440423/lagos-staff-bus-driver-arrested-causing-lagos-train-bus-accident/

Lizzysamuel:
Peter Obi will put these guys to work ehh. Body go tell them 😆

softsoul22:
I am planning on relocating to Benin bro, how do i hookup?

OdogwuMoney6:
Mehn I hate this girl with passion and I swear, first thing tomorrow morning, I'm going to break up with this idiot I call a girlfriend.. This girl is very good at spoiling very romantic moments. So after we both finish watching porn last night, konji come hold both of us and we decided to fûck... We were fûcking and enjoying ourselves, she proceeded to give me bj, after the bj I asked her to lick my anus small but this girl told me God forbid.. I was like arr arn, I thought this girl was joking ohh, so I asked her again, babe, lick my yansh (in pidgin) but she told me she can't try it. Omo you need to see how angry I got.. This was something we were both watching some minutes prior to fûcking ohh. The girl was licking the guy anus and enjoying it, pleasing the guy, but I don't know why this girl has decided to always make me angry all the time. That was how I told her to lick my armpit the last time and she refused, but I forgave her but now she's still repeating similar attitude again.... Guys, please what should I do because I'm already tired of this useless girl and I'm considering a breakup tomorrow.

AcuraZDX:
https://twitter.com/MissPearls/status/1631708672907673617?s=19[/quote]Nigerians will learn alot from this election, Peter Obi will surely go down in history.

Makavelli001:
Is there anyone that can connect be to a drug dealer??

Gatess:
THE UNDERRATED COTONOU

Since I was born till date, we Nigerians have always looked down on a lot of neighboring countries like Cameroon, Togo, Benin Republic etc.
Well, you are not to be blamed if you are among those who look down on some of these countries, even when we have not had an opportunity to cross border.

Well I was one of those people who actually looked down on most of these countries until I had an opportunity to sail round west Africa and the narratives changed.

Meanwhile I was completely marvelled the first time I visited Cotonou, the business hub of Benin Republic about 4 years ago when Patrice Talon newly took office
Two years after I re-visited, after touring round other west African countries. I spent 3 days here and without a waste of time, I concluded to relocate down to this place based on the level of development I saw, the security, serenity etc.

Finally I am now living here and I have no regret so far.

I will say this country is blessed with the best president who is working tirelessly to improve the living conditions of his beloved citizens and I am glad hearing citizens saying positive things about the president.

Things You Don't Know About Benin Republic...

*They have currently have one of the best roads/road network in west Africa
* The maintain law and order
* Security is good
* Security personnels are friendly and don't intimidate anyone. If caught intimidating you, he or she will severely be punished
" If you are caught in a robbery attack which involves gun, forget it, u are gun forever.
* Electricity is 247. No low voltage or unecessarily interruptions.
* Steady clean water supply by the government at an affordable rate
* 247 transport system cos of good security
* Night life is topnotch.. in fact their balling na night with street light almost every nook and cranny of the city.
* Amazing beaches with super duper fun.
* Nice Bilingual schools for your kids
*Stress free movement without traffic jam.
* Policemen scattered at every nook and cranny of the town to maintain law and order and not for stop and search.
* Drugs are only bought or sold at a registered pharmacies and not from quacks or roadside vendors
* Foreigners almost have same right with citizen and can't be treated anyhow
*Women are like egg here. Any maltreatment or mistreatment, you will face the law.
*Public school, go to sch by 7:30am and return home for break by 12noon and return back to school by 3pm to dismiss between 6-7pm Monday- Friday
* You can choose to relocate from your rented apartment after a month or two cos of the privilege of monthly payment plan
* Their money now more valuable than naira in black market
*This is the only safe transit route coming from other African countries to Nigeria. Of course you should know how that helps an economy.
*Internet is steady and fast but a bit expensive
*Pepper body no common here like naija
* ETC

Business Opportunities
From My Findings So Far...

*Tailoring is a place to explore especially when you sew English wears and Nigerian attires
* Sales of any kind of electronics which you can bring from Nigeria and Togo cos they are cheaper over there and expensive here.
* Sales of second hand phones and laptops, not forgetting their accessories too. Very lucrative
* Nigerian foods are in high demand especially areas where Nigerians live more. U go sell tire
* Sales of sewing machines(more of manual)and it's accessories are in high demand cos this is their major skill work with hairdressing.
* Phone and laptop repairs needs serious attention here cos most of the engineers are not competent enough
* Sales of motor parts/bike parts. Both are very good biz here too.
* Bilingual schools are still in high demand in some places including teachers.
* Transportation biz- As a naija man, u will do better plying from border to town, if you are a smart. As an okada rider, concentrate around Tokpa, Misebo and Beach, you will be fine too.
Those who are into okirika(2nd clothes, shoes & bags), it's still very profitable till date but you must have a good contact for you not to be cheated.
Etc


Let me drop my pen here for now. I will be sharing some photos of the places I have been to like the beaches etc . So stay tuned as we will be dropping more information to give you a comprehensive info about the country generally. [color=#000099][/color]

aminulive:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

A massive operation by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, to deter vote trading and other financial malfeasance ahead of tomorrow's presidential and national assembly elections may have begun paying dividends with the interception in Lagos of the sum of N32, 400,000 (Thirty-two Million, Four Hundred Thousand Naira) allegedly suspected to be used for vote buying in Lagos. The recovery was made by operatives of the Lagos Zonal Command of the Commission.

The suspect involved has been taken into custody for further questioning

The Chairman of the Commission, Abdulrasheed Bawa has implored all personnel of the Commission deployed for election monitoring duties to show courage and not give room for unscrupulous persons to undermine the integrity of the elections through financial inducement.

Tactical team of operatives are currently on ground in all the states of the federation and the FCT. Telephone hotlines have already been circulated through social media for members of the public to share information regarding financial malpractices with agents of the Commission. Details of the number are available on EFCC social media platforms.

Members of the public are encouraged to report anyone trying to buy or sell votes by making use of the EFCC financial crimes reporting App, Eagle Eye, which is available for download on the Google Play or Apple store. They can also reach the Commission through our social media handle, @officialefcc or by email, info@efcc.gov.ng.

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-efcc-intercepts-n32-4-million-in-cash-meant-for-vote-buying-photo/

Preciousgirl:
At the office on Valentine's day, my boss begged me many times to sit on his laps
For just a minute amidst tears
Pitying him, I did
When I felt something hard in my back, I got up and run away
I need to resign from this job

Any job offers for me?

SpearofGod:
It's no longer news that adultery is now a major problem plaguing marriages today. The news, however, is the exponential increase it has assumed. In the registry where I work in Port Harcourt, we receive at least 10 cases of divorce every week, 8 of which are as a result of the wife committing adultery. This is why it's pertinent to take this info seriously so as to avoid anything or anyone that may lead you to break your marriage tomorrow.
Aside the fact that a lot of women fall for monetary and cash inducement, though not all, other ways to identify a woman who will likely commit adultery or presently indulging in the act are as follow:

1. A Woman That Easily Gets Bored: Any woman that easily get bored is likely to commit adultery with a man that can give her fun in that state of boredom. That's why you find so many married women sleeping with younger men and still get the men paid after sex. This is not because they don't love their husbands; they just want fun and pleasurable means to extinguish their boredom.

2.A Woman With A Low Self-esteem: A woman with a very low self-esteem will easily be attracted to any man that flatters her with praises irrespective of the man's status or moral inclinations. A lady whose husband is a medical doctor once confessed to me her she fell for her husband's driver simply because the guy is always singing her praise and she eventually slept with him severally. A young lady I once dated with the intention of getting married to cheated on me with a road side mechanic apprentice. When I asked her why she did it, her response was that, my level of education was making her to feel that she was not good enough for me and that she has to settle for a person of her class.

3. A Woman That Fears Or Hates Being A Lone: This one is very crucial for new husbands whose nature of job keep them away from their wives. Any woman that hates being alone would easily be bedded by any man that can provide companionship whenever her husband is not around. Most women see sex as a worthy reward to a man that keeps them company. To be continued....

VeryWickedMan:
I don't know what to do since Valentines Day.

Obaaderemi2:
I don't have the debit slips but I can get screenshots if that could help.

moonbyte25:
Controversial OAP Nedu Wazobia, once again caused a stir after claiming the rent of most girls living in Lagos are funded by men.

Nedu made the claim during a most recent episode of his podcast The Honest Bunch that went viral.

Speaking with his co-hosts and BBNaija winner Phyna, Nedu claimed majority of ladies in Lagos are broke and funded by men.

“Most of the girls living in Lagos, not all of them… most of the girls who live in Lagos na men dey fund their rent. I know what I’m telling you. They are some girls na this man dey pay his rent, na this one dey fuel his car, na this man when he wan collect heavy, na this man dey fund vacation,” Nedu said.

His comments have caused a stir on social media, which is not surprising as majority of his assertions often raise wahala.

Fans took to social media with various reactions to his claims.

“Show us the stats now. Abi all these claims na based on ur own circle only? If yes, then oga u need better friends and contacts.” The Gladiator Fan said.

“Abuja girls are hardworking Bros… na dem dey fund guys lifestyle🚶🚶🚶,” said First of Felade’s menage.

“I don’t know where to start. Is it the girl on black that he called out who couldn’t honestly dispute what he said or all the women on the panel with weak comebacks, validating what he said by insinuating that a transaction occurred? Women don suffer for everybody hand sha.”

https://www.nigeriabombshell.com/most-of-the-girls-living-in-lagos-men-dey-fund-their-rent-oap-nedu-shakes-table/

VeryWickedMan:
I took off from my mansion in VI to visit my expat partner in Banana Island for our annual multi-billion dollar summit but on getting there I noticed my landing skids were gone so I flew back to VI and I'm confused.

How do I land?

Note that my fuel tank is almost empty. I need suggestions.

MrNotAgain:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/02/13/why-i-couldnt-visit-oba-of-lagos-during-campaign-obi/