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RomanceRe: I Mistakenly Bought Stolen Iphone 8 by Countersam(m): 9:59am On Aug 07, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
The second hand iphone 8 plus i ordered online came in today via God is Good logistics.

Long story short, dem run me street cry cry
The guy made a video showing him using the iphone and it was working very well.
Once he sent me a photo of the reciept of waybill in God is good office where he went to send the phone to me. I sent him 70k plus 7500 for way bill.

Today the parcel arrived and when i opened it
I turned it on It showed the Iphone is LOCKED
i went to phone repair to unblock network
Only for them to tell me it is a stolen iphone and the owner has permantely locked it.
That nothing can be done

The guy has blocked me in telegram and he is not responding to my messages on whatsapp.
I have been angry since Afternoon, i feel like crying. 77k just go like that.

Abeg how should i unlock a stolen iphone locked by the owner.
I cant let this 70k go just like that
Please HELP ME
You no get sense. Sorry to say!

RomanceRe: My Husband Likes Suckling My Breast, I'm Afraid Of Saggy Boobs by Countersam(m): 3:26pm On Aug 03, 2022
EmiDon11:
no its "C"
Who ask you?

RomanceRe: My Husband Likes Suckling My Breast, I'm Afraid Of Saggy Boobs by Countersam(m): 1:47pm On Aug 03, 2022
LilianGeorge:
My hubby likes to suck on my breasts, he can be on my breasts suckling it for over 30mins, its not as if I don't like it cos it actually turns me on, but I'm scared, I'm scared that its going to make my boobs saggy, We have talked about this and he was like, he doesn't care if its saggy that afterall, he owns it. What do y'all think?
Does your husbands name start with 'E'?

PoliticsRe: Photos Of Okezie Ikpeazu Before He Became Governor by Countersam(m): 11:20am On Jul 31, 2022
Kemistri4:
These are pictures of Abia state governor Okezie Ikpeazu before he became governor grin tongue
Oga ASEPA, no wonder he keeps thinking Abia state is a regular dustbin.

CrimeRe: Insp. Richard Gele: Police Dismisses, De-kits Police Inspector In Viral Video by Countersam(m): 7:37pm On Jul 29, 2022
OscarJaden:
22 years into the Nigeria police and still on inspector.....
I feel bad for him especially this period When things are hard

The salary structure of police should be revisited because if they are payed well
He won't be caught collecting money on the highway
More pay won't make they stop extortion.
Science/TechnologyRe: How Do I Get Rid Of Cockroaches In My House... by Countersam(m): 9:19pm On Jul 26, 2022
yinkaOdutuyo:
Almost everywhere in the room, kitchen and toilet.

Mind you, I'm not dirty, my room, kitchen and toilet are clean. I sweep my room.

Many times I have used goknight, cockroaches powder and others.

Yet, they'll go and come back after after a little while.

Pls whats the advice comrades
Look for their entry and exit points and block them off.otherwise no amount of sniper will stop them
RomanceRe: Help!! See what Buhari has caused. I'm Traumatized!! (graphic Pics) by Countersam(m): 5:01pm On Jul 24, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
I just went to shit this night after coming back from 2 burials. I ate there and still carried extra food back. After demolishing the extra plates I decided to release some of it and next thing I know was a strong hand from above just came and pushed me away and I rolled outside with a crash.

I shouted and ran out before I turned and saw this criminal elephant stealing my shit.


The guy told me hohaa that he doesn't want any confrontation that he is just hungry so I should just calm down. This is what Buhari has caused in this country to the extent that even animals are feeling the heat.


Please who do I report this to because I'm not very comfortable about this and I feel he may return again another day. I'm traumatized.
So your toilet doesn't have a roof and you expect to be safe? Better an elephant than a snake.

CareerRe: 100k Job On The Mainland Vs 150k Job On Island. Please Help!!! by Countersam(m): 3:22pm On Jul 21, 2022
Profmetoo:
Good morning guys

So I currently work with one of the top commercial banks and I was posted to one of their branches on the mainland very close to my place of residence. So I incur close to zero cost of transportation, no traffic issue, no stress. And the salary is 100k, no promotion in sight, career growth is uncertain and the role isn't really great for my CV. I'm a teller.


Last week I did an interview via zoom because of the nature of my work and I got another job, but on the island. It's a private equity firm and the pay is 150k. The cost of transportation for the month is about 20k. There's great career growth and opportunities for self development. However, I fear the stress of going to the island and back daily. Waking up as early as 4am sometimes and coming back home late.

Please advise me on which to choose. I have till Monday to decide.

Those working on the island and staying on the mainland, how do you cope?

Thank you.

Mods
Lalasticlala
My brother mainland sure pass....
Island na just buga!
RomanceRe: The Next Time You Allow A Hooker Spend The Night With You, Stay Awake !!! by Countersam(m): 3:14pm On Jul 21, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
In your own interest, do short time and let the babe go. You wan carry ashawo daybreak abii? You want her to come to your house and spend the night with you right?grin

The question is... do you know who she ishuh
Some guys have learnt a bitter lesson paying hookers for a night.

4 things can possibly happen.

1. You may get lucky, she just dress-up and go at dawn.

2. She might be a mole, sent to spy on you.

3.she might run away with something that belongs to you. Eg. Your genitals or your life, your phone, money, PS5 or your clothes.grin

4. If she's fetish and diabolic, she might take some of your pubic hairs or semen.grin

Note: If she's aggrieved with you in anyway, she may signal some of her loyal notorious customers to trace you to your house and pounce on you. Especially men who will not pay her the agreed cash for service renderedgrin

So in your best interest... stay awake, do not sleepgrin
In your best interest, stop carrying olosho/ashawo.

RomanceRe: Help! My Virgin Girlfriend Wants Me To Disvirgin Her Now by Countersam(m): 1:35pm On Jul 20, 2022
DCmaverick:
Good day guys, without wasting much of ur time i want u guys to advice me on this.
I have a girlfriend and we have been dating for a year nw and she is a virgin,and i also don't want to disvirgin her now until i marry her.
But nw she is Insisting On Me to do it with her{Disvirgin her} nw, which i don't want to until we get Married.

So Guys Please Advice Me On This. cry cry cry

Should I Disvirgin Her Now That She is Asking For it huh or Should I Wait Until We Get Married?? huh huh
See what ASUU strike has caused

RomanceRe: Should l Succumb To Pressure And Marry This Girl? by Countersam(m): 4:07pm On Jul 19, 2022
victooman:
Good day nairalanders,,
l met a beautiful and excellent girl during my Nysc, honestly she is everything l need in a woman,
We finish our service last year and started life in Abuja, she live with her sister and doing her own business while l live alone in the same town,, The problem now is that this girl mother is already pressurizing her for marriage,, she is 27 yrs and the mother is already making her looks like she is too old for marriage,, yesterday she came to my house looking all moody and worried,, when l enquired she told me her mom is asking her when the man she is dating will come home for introduction,, l took my time to explain things to her,we can't go into any marriage without been financially stable,l have a business l am running and l am looking at stability of that business in 3-4yrs time,,l told her l wont give you any specific date on when to come see her people ,,but l assured her if she stick with me God knows l wont think of any other woman during marriage,,, she told me her plan is to get married at 25yrs and l told her things dont always work out the way we plan them,, honestly l dont want to lose this girl and l also dont want to rush anything,, what do l do nairalanders...
Don't move faster than your shadow. Because when the chips are down even your shadow will leave you.
Go and see her parents and have a candid talk with them if you are sure of your intentions towards her. If possible have a formal introduction,
RomanceRe: All These Girls Who Sit & Close Legs, What Is The Purpose Of Buying Fine Pants? by Countersam(m): 4:04pm On Jul 19, 2022
essentialone:
All these girls who sit and close their legs, what then is the purpose of buying expensive pants? grin
Y
Don't you have a sister or female in your whole household? Not to talk of who gave birth to you.
Get busy and go get your PVC
CrimeRe: What Can I Do To Die When I Am Sleeping (don't Want To See Tomorrow) by Countersam(m): 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2022
Jmichael1:
i dn even 4get sum of the names of loan app i dey owe....
And we haven't committed suicide....
CrimeRe: What Can I Do To Die When I Am Sleeping (don't Want To See Tomorrow) by Countersam(m): 6:54am On Jul 18, 2022
AyesolveNLA:
What can I do to die when I am sleeping (don't want to see tomorrow)
I am in a serious problem
I'm owning someone 9k am I have begged for help from all the people I think can help me, but non of them were able to help me.
� I just want to take something that will kill while I sleep to night.
Scam. You want to kill yourself because of 9k. Make I show you my loan app?
HealthRe: Help! Drug Is Ruining My Relationship by Countersam(m):
Benki003:
Okay I'll try and make it snappy

So am into this new relationship with this beautiful girl, everyman's dream, fun and nice to be with, but the only issues i have is that she abuses sleeping pills
So she told me that before she met me earlier this year, she's been taking the sleeping pills so as to fall asleep. but then after we started dating she stopped taking it and she's now finding it hard to fall asleep naturally without the aid of the drugs.
please guru's in the house how do we handle this situation, am willing to help her find help.
Cc lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun please push to front page for wider view


Ps: she's been taking the drug for close to a year and it has been having advert effect on her, also note that she's been to the hospital before and the doctor warned her to stop and she refused to stop then.
you should both give it some time. The effects of the drugs will take some time to wear off. I was once in those shoes. Search for other healthier alternatives for supplements and aids in sleeping. Eat healthily
RomanceRe: Is This Back Side Real Or Surgically Enhanced(photos) by Countersam(m): 5:41pm On Jul 14, 2022
walkbrazil4k:
The guy that was filming this woman was surprised and he was wondering if this is real or fake what do you think guys, grin

https://www.walkbrazil4k.com/2022/07/is-this-backside-real-or-surgically.html?m=1
The equation imbalance is obvious

RomanceRe: Omo! You Go Sweet To Fuccck!! Thats What I Told Her! by Countersam(m): 5:39pm On Jul 14, 2022
Stallionhorse:
Omo! My people today vibes different sha!!
After sitting I traffic for 4 he's coming back from lekki, when I got home I was feeling bored and depressed so I went and bought my usual 4 fufu and melon soup with one big fish.. After eating my stomach was too full so I say make I buy sachet take digest the fufu.. Ended up drinking like 6 sachet of action bitters then my oga down below started his own.. Omo! I just dey call all the girls for my phone then I realized that what I'm looking for in sokoto is right in front of my eyes, the girl selling sachet drink.. She is curvy and short has a good ass and was wearing a shirt gown, I just need humble myself find one place sit Don near am start to gist her while buying kpomo back to back to cure the Highness.. Omo! I don't know when I told this girl * You go sweet to Bleep sha*! She just laughed and told me no p that she would soon close that I should buy her dinner.. I told her I will make indomie and eggs for her with tea she said yes.. Omo! My people as I'm typing this she is having dinner in my place Now and the rest will be story for sure..
I just want to let all my guys know be bold enough to say rubbish to a girl she will fall like naira to dollars asap!! Good night my guys.. Make I go start my matter..
Last last you go open new nairaland handle begin post say you need help with infection...

FamilyRe: Man And His Very Tall Brazilian Wife Cause A Stir On Social Media (Pictures) by Countersam(m): 9:08pm On Jul 12, 2022
Onosb1990:
Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeYM8VutNWM

She is Like a Giant": Reactions Trail Videos of Man and His very Tall Wife, He Reaches Her on Her Waist

Mixed reactions have greeted videos of a 27-year-old beautiful Brazilian lady with an incredible height. The lady, Elisane Silva from Salinopolis in Brazil stands at 6ft and 8 inches, Legit.ng

Since getting married to lover Francinaldo Da Silva Carvalho in 2015, the lady has overcome bullying and mockery over her height to become an internet celebrity.

 https://www.legit.ng/people/1479457-she-like-a-giant-reactions-trail-videos-man-his-tall-wife-he-reaches-her-her-waist/
Hmm, this man will still have to stretch to grab the mic..

RomanceRe: Is It True that Nurses Cheat and Bleep A lot.. by Countersam(m): 2:38pm On Jul 12, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
Over here in owerri, i have been able to smash a couple nurses from a midwives school/hospital not far from my house.
So far a lot of them are clean and well shaved.
Most of them i knacked raw, beautiful angels kiss
My experience in owerri has opened my eye to nurses. They seem to know how to take care and please a man.
My boy keeps warning me to stay away from nurses that they are coded ashawos and they sleep alot with doctors.

Is there anybody that can confirm this
Clean and well shaved....
Make we tell am?

PoliticsRe: Leaked: Tinubu Pens Down His Minister by Countersam(m): 9:48pm On Jul 11, 2022
Tinubu said he will change the list since it has been leaked. huh undecided undecided

Be calming down.
PoliticsRe: Kuje Jailbreak: 69 Persons Wanted By Nigerian Correctional Service (Photos) by Countersam(m): 7:34pm On Jul 08, 2022
fergie001:
Nigerian Correctional Service declare 69 persons Wanted
if it's not Abubakar, it's Mohammed, or Suleiman

Foreign AffairsRe: Ghanaians Drag Ex-President Mahama On Twitter Over Yahaya Bello's Mobile Clinic by Countersam(m): 8:13pm On Jun 29, 2022
TheSameGuy:
hear me out!
Though I'm not supporting ANY Presidential candidate but Obi shouldn't be considered at all.

He's being projected by Ipob Terrorists with their hidden agenda.
That's why they're packaging him as a good man he's not.

A vote for Pitobi is a vote for Political pretender,

A vote for failure just as he was during his reign as Governor,

A vote for backwardness,

A vote for domination of particular ethnic group because Obi has always been an ethnic bigot,

A vote for Ipob Terrorist where they'll spread and metamorphosis into something more terrible. That's why Kanu is appealing to them now to be calm, everything is game.

A vote for Pitobi is a vote for destruction of people's of other Faith and their places of worships.
He did that as Governor and he'll consolidate it as President should be become one.


Say NO to Pitobi, say yes to ANY other candidate

TravelRe: Bus Driver Dies After Speeding To Beat Traffic Light In Lekki by Countersam(m): 6:08pm On Jun 29, 2022
awokpa:
Wetin I do you?
No vex, you have been recognised! grin
PoliticsRe: Something Is Cooking And I Fear For Tinubu by Countersam(m): 10:32am On Jun 28, 2022
Ojikutumomiage:
Just recently, the cjn resigned and a Yoruba man qualified was appointed.

Suddenly... shocked

Bola Ahmed Tinubu 'Jet out for an important meeting'
It may not even mean anything, maybe I'm overthinking it.. BUT

Something is cooking and it is very fishy sad
Be calming down.....

TravelRe: Bus Driver Dies After Speeding To Beat Traffic Light In Lekki by Countersam(m): 10:01am On Jun 28, 2022
BeeBeeOoh:
Only God knows what Lagos commercial bus drivers take every morning before taking over the wheel's
The list is endless...

Agbo (awokpa, jedi, iba, fence, etc)
Sachet (Chelsea, Seaman, erujeje, squadron, action bitters, etc)
Cigar
Igbo
Arizona
Loud
Kolo
Ice
Tramadol
Rohypnol
Swinol
Beer (one for the road)

Thats why they all have strong veins on their fore head because they are trying to stay awake/alert..
TravelRe: This Is Arochukwu, Abia State by Countersam(m): 11:05am On Jun 27, 2022
Assetinvestor:
All these duplexes and grand mansions in the village shocked shocked
Wait till you see pictures of neighbouring Abiriba.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Killed Monitor Lizard This Morning by Countersam(m): 3:11pm On Jun 22, 2022
Totilopussylick:
I won't be surprised if Nigerians start eating lizard tongue
Omo people are eating it plenty, and they call it Alligator... grin
PoliticsRe: After Two Consecutive Losses, What Next For Gov Wike? by Countersam(m): 8:23pm On Jun 16, 2022
seunmsg:
He should teach PDP a serious lesson by working against the party. Tambuwal his closest ally betrayed him and Okowa his next door brother betrayed the entire south. Wike’s only redemption in all of these betrayals is to ensure that those that betrayed him did not get anything out of it.

Okowa as Vice President will finish whatever is left of Wike’s political career. For Wike’s survival, he must ensure that Okowa never becomes the VP.
What wrong did Okowa commit? Is it only Wike that has an ambition?

There is no way Wike expected to be a sole option/candidate.

Karma is a bitch! He will be done the way he did to Amaechi, Wike is the Chief Betrayer!

If you don't know, forget about it!

PoliticsRe: Constituents Disown Orji Kalu For Advocating Muslim/muslim Ticket For Tinubu by Countersam(m): 8:12pm On Jun 16, 2022
This man is still working for Lawan!

CrimeRe: Police Officers Flog PHED officials for attempting to disconnect Boss light by Countersam(m): 8:11pm On Jun 16, 2022
ULTIMATEMediaNg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGAyJYexGEU



Police officers flog Port Harcourt Electricity Distribution Company officials after they attempted to disconnect their boss’ power supply in Calabar

An eyewitness disclosed that the incident occurred on the morning of Thursday, June 16.

The police officers reportedly attacked the PHED officials after they tried disconnecting the power supply of a bakery they were securing in the Cross River state capital, after its owner said to be a politician allegedly failed to pay his bills .

Source:https://www.facebook.com/100050487580007/posts/567714661588115/?app=fbl
Ghen Ghen.
Police and thief

PoliticsRe: Breaking: Rev Fr Mbaka Cursed Peter Obi And Endorsed Atiku For President. by Countersam(m): 6:51am On Jun 16, 2022
samlex12:
Peter Obi Will Never Be President of Nigeria Because He is Stingy —Fr. Mbaka

Popular Catholic Priest and director of Adoration Ministry Enugu Nigeria(AMEN), Fr Mbaka has made it clear that the Former Governor of Anambra State and presidential Aspirant, Peter Obi will never be the President of Nigeria.

Fr Mbaka went further to urge Nigerians to Support Atiku saying that has indicated his seriousness for the Seat of Presidency by dumping Peter Obi.

This latest development was reported on the Social media by BBC News broadcasting platform. They reported the event on their Facebook page on Wednesday 15th of June 2022.

According to them, they reported that Fr Mbaka has made it clear that Peter Obi Will never win Presidency in Nigeria.

Fr Mbaka further stated boldly the reasons why Peter Will never win that seat.

In his analysis, Fr Mbaka stated that Peter Obi is a very stingy man who hardly give or help others.

He went further to say that Peter Obi does not have the Spirit of giving and as such, it is better to elect an old man who has the Spirit of arms giving than electing a young stingy man like Peter Obi. Hence Bola Tinubu or Atiku is a better option.

He added that he helped Peter Obi to return back to office when he was impeached as a Governor of Anambra State and since then, he has never returned to thank God for that.

While speaking on Atiku's Candidature as the President of Nigeria, Mbaka Stated that by dumping Peter, he has indicated that he's finally ready to run for the seat of the President of Nigeria.

We should recall that Peter Obi is the Ex Governor of Anambra state whose hand work at the State during his Tenure vindicated him as a serious person.

His Policy is always no sharing of money during election campaigns and he has proven himself as a man who can manage wealth and economy of the State.

Well, it will be of Paramount important for one to always differentiate between Stingy and managing of economy because during Peter Obi's regime as the Governor of Anambra, he cut the rate of expenses while making sure that every worker in the states receives his Salary.

Mbaka Said "It is better to have an old president that is not stingy rather than a young man that is stingy.

He further said that Abubakar Atiku , the PDP presidential candidate has shown that he is now ready to contest for president having discarded Obi.

"I have cursed Peter Obi, he is going nowhere if he doesn't come to kneel in Adoration Altar" Mbaka said

BBC Igbo facebook Page
But For Mbaka, you are not GOD!

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