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Crime › Re: Girlfriend Shoots Boyfriend To Death In Calabar While Testing Charm Efficacy by crackhaus: 9:22pm On Dec 02, 2020
This story is not complete.

Why is it that his own odeshi did not work but that of his friends worked?
This is what we need to know.

Abi his girlfriend get odeshi neutralizer...
Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty: God Punish You If You Buy Car For Your Woman & Your Mother Treks by crackhaus: 8:54pm On Dec 02, 2020
The same female leeches who will get upset and carry Duncan Mighty in their mind because of this, are very quick to forget that one day, they too will become the mothers he's looking out for. cheesy

Buying gifts for your girlfriend or wife is not even the issue here, the real issue is what are you also doing for your mother...

Men MUST always remember this fact below.

Celebrities › Re: Pretty Mike & His 6 Pregnant Girlfriends Appear In 30 Countries' Newspaper (Pics by crackhaus:
The thing about this guy and his stunts is that he's actually perpetuating a popular stereotype which most people already know and believe – and this is that women will do just about anything for the right price.

Any young Nigerian woman in this generation who will still claim she can NEVER whöre herself, has probably not been offered the right price yet.

Quote me anywhere...
Family › Re: Meet Male Caucasian That Became A Nigeria Police Officer (photos) by crackhaus: 11:21am On Dec 02, 2020
For some reason, I was expecting to see photos of a male caucasian police dog.
Romance › Re: Pre-wedding Pics Of A Nairalander (simsify) by crackhaus: 10:53am On Dec 02, 2020
Ishilove:
Crackhaus, this could be us but you're too stingy angry
LOL... gringrin
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by crackhaus: 10:52am On Dec 02, 2020
descarado:
Take this grin
Ayam your meat, bite me oo... cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Historic Firsts In Biden's Administration by crackhaus: 11:45am On Dec 01, 2020
Trying too hard to make a point, so much so that one begins to notice that a point is deliberately being made... which in turn then makes the point lack lustre.
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by crackhaus:
ahnie:
my number?how?
crackhaus you're joking ryt?
ahnie:
I knew it was you.
So it's yours then... I wanted to confirm.
Politics › Re: CNN Is Playing The Same Script It Played In Hong Kong, Libya And Iraq In Nigeria by crackhaus: 10:58am On Dec 01, 2020
All this plenty story just to prove to us that CNN is a biased media organization.

No thank you, we already know.
Family › Re: Wife Catches Pastor With Married Woman Naked On Bed by crackhaus:
ahnie:
Now you're stalking me.kwatinue.
Happy New month...more wins.
cheesy
Stalking your diary updates, I always read them...

Wish you same...
Family › Re: Wife Catches Pastor With Married Woman Naked On Bed by crackhaus: 10:44am On Dec 01, 2020
ahnie:
I gave up on pastors when I caught one very vibrant pastor smoking igbo(cannabis sativa) and drinking harp lager beer few years ago in kano state.
Na to give am the spirit of ministration.
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by crackhaus: 10:41am On Dec 01, 2020
ahnie:
crackhaus pls how's madam sassysure?
She's still here o, now using 'Descarado'...
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by crackhaus: 10:40am On Dec 01, 2020
ahnie:
I saw your pm....my phone is misbehaving.
whassupu kwa nu?
Don't worry, I have your number already... Will call you grin
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by crackhaus: 10:39am On Dec 01, 2020
TheRealProphet:
Condom undecided sorry, I don't use that with my WIFE.

Withdrawal - I do that often.

Vasectomy - will try that if she don't calm down.
Whatever you choose, sha do everything possible to NOT cum inside her because once she gets pregnant, she go born the pikin and there will be nothing you can do.
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by crackhaus: 10:36am On Dec 01, 2020
ahnie:
Hey I'm stalking your comments...lolz
Uhmm, okay... cheesy
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Wants Another Baby by crackhaus: 10:28am On Dec 01, 2020
– Start using condoms
– Practice withdrawal (Pro Max)
– Get a vasectomy

These are the options available to you until that spirit has departed from her.
Romance › Re: Lady Washes Her Hands With Expensive Champagne, As Male Friends Make It Rain(vid by crackhaus: 8:56pm On Nov 30, 2020
Perhaps the people who are reacting/vexing because of this don't go to clubs.
This is normal sturvs in clubs...

We know the kain boyz wey dey pull stunts like this... and if you know, you know.
Celebrities › Re: Davido: When I Changed Naira To Dollars Today, I Almost Cried by crackhaus: 8:51pm On Nov 30, 2020
UwaMmebii:
While Obo is crying I am smiling, I bought a lot of btc when it was $3k at the rate of 345 naira and sold some today at the rate of 500 naira. Huge money. Let dollar keep rising I need it to be $/1k naira self. One man pain is another person joy.
LOL, you nor well... cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: CNN Now Admits Trump Will Remain President by crackhaus: 6:03pm On Nov 29, 2020
ImadeUReadThis:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=iVXoqA6g2DU
Interesting breakdown by Fareed, but I honestly can't see any of it playing out as he analyzed.
Politics › Re: Adamu Garba Bashed On Twitter For Spreading Fake News by crackhaus: 5:49pm On Nov 29, 2020
I followed this trend earlier today on Twitter... The responses and sarcasm thrown back at him were so epic cheesy
Family › Re: 5-Year Marriage Experience: Lessons Learnt & Knowledge Acquired by crackhaus:
3. When Your wife says Yes, she might mean No most of the times and vice versa:

Most of the times when you are doing the great job on the other room, if she is saying no,stop,etc pls don't stop oh. If you do she will turn back and say to you. Why did you stop? You will answer but you asked me to stop. She will ask you are you not man enough to know that I didn't mean stop? Immerging that someone asked you to stop something and she said she didn't mean it.
You must be man enough to know when she means what she is saying. You as a man must figure somethings out by yourself.
Isn't this sex without consent, something they call marital rape?

I'm surprised the thread has gone this far and none of our resident woke girls (some already present) identified this error.

The point was noted though...
Females could be quite confused about what they really want or what they really mean.
Family › Re: My 50th Birthday Celebration In Pictures. by crackhaus: 1:19pm On Nov 29, 2020
Still a babe at 50... Wonderment cool

Happy Golden Jubilee celebrations to you.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Should Emulate Botswana And Namibia Town Planning (Pictures) by crackhaus: 10:00pm On Nov 28, 2020
Litmus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-XDxCb92X4

Roads in China. I am looking beyond this for Nigeria, someone is mentioning primitive Botswana .

Please, Nigerians stop filling the heads of your leaders with longing to be like Kenya because they will be happy, since Nigeria is already better than Kenya. Your longings will only make them see that you are blind. So instead of raking their brains, trying to figure how to give you better than China while still embezzling money, they will no longer try hard, instead they will do nothing, since a deteriorated Nigeria will be same as Kenya. Perhaps this is why Abuja is being left to deteriorate.
Nigeria will have to crawl first before walking.

At the stage we are now, China is miles ahead when it comes to infrastructure.
The Nigerian government will need to achieve the SA or Namibia level before thinking of becoming like China.
Romance › Re: I Like Her But I Am Thinking Of Quitting While It Is Early by crackhaus: 9:44pm On Nov 28, 2020
DenreleDave:
You are right though... She told me she doesn't really sex though coz of her experience.. But she wasn't a Virgin then.. She has had sex b4 she was raped by another guy too in her school..
Lol... what exactly do you think she's doing for her 42yr old boyfriend to make him provide for her?
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Mocks CNN Over Clarification Of Massacre Tweet. by crackhaus: 9:30pm On Nov 28, 2020
CNN, Lai Mohammed, federal government... all of dem dey mehd...
Romance › Re: I Like Her But I Am Thinking Of Quitting While It Is Early by crackhaus: 9:27pm On Nov 28, 2020
DenreleDave:
I wud appreciate it if we can just be the friends with benefits and find our separate ways later jare...

But she is not the sexual type even though she no be virgin ooo..
Simple, so go ahead and stop stressing over her childhood, her religious inclinations, or the sugar daddy she's dating – these things are not your concern as a FWB.
Just ensure you're always using a condom whenever both of you start having sex because she's definitely been having unprotected sex with her man friend.


And how are you so sure she's not the sexual type anyway? LOL
Aren't you guys still inside camp? Or do you expect her to follow you to back of mammie market to have sex?

Be patient.
Romance › Re: I Like Her But I Am Thinking Of Quitting While It Is Early by crackhaus: 9:00pm On Nov 28, 2020
It's like you don't know what an NYSC camp girlfriend is for. grin

You wan marry her before?
What's your business with who she's dating or her life history?

I don't even think she wants to be serious with you, she probably just wants to have fun.
Career › Re: Meet Ebere Asonibe, A Graduate Who Is A Native Doctor by crackhaus: 8:38pm On Nov 28, 2020
ahnie:
Either ways she's still a doctor that moderns in herbs and roots.... living and saving lives herbatically
The only snag there to it is... whilst her mates in modern medicine are earn salaries, she on the other hands is being cared and fed by the gods with robust goats and chickens.

Girl, you're doing well.
Wahala for man wey go break her heart o... cheesy
Politics › Re: Yemi Osinbajo And The 2023 Race by crackhaus: 8:28pm On Nov 28, 2020
ahnie:
wonzaful crackhaus what's popping.
Anna Banana, I dey oo...

Migwor
Romance › Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by crackhaus: 8:25pm On Nov 28, 2020
baralatie:
grin
as in
that phrase work in progress is very funny
but the guy has a point.
na person work reach where you meet am so grin

no come die there grin grin
God forbid bad thing eh!

To come die on top towtow? Even the ancestors go reject you for yonder... cheesy
Family › Re: My Abusive Mother In-law Refuses To Grant A Divorce To Her Depressed Husband by crackhaus: 8:14pm On Nov 28, 2020
thorpido:
How will he lose his house to her?Is the house abroad?
Good question, cos me too I'm wondering where/how a man will lose his house (a house he even built before marriage) to his wife in Nigeria.

Perhaps the FIL is really as powerless as the story portrays.

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