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PoliticallyLeft:
And if her perfumes turn me on?

Man, you've got no monopoly in this department of life.

A 55kg woman will most likely attain a perspiration level of 100 milliliters of sweat after the first round of my pounding duty in a room with a temperature of 10°celsius.

If I go by your theory, the entire exercise would be interrupted by bathing intervals , at least 6 times, which is the minimum rounds I play.

Sex ,for me, is serious business and when I get the call of duty, I save the day with due diligence and commitment. I am not known to fail.


In criminal law, double jeopardy isn't acceptable. It's waste of water resources and stressful.

I do very clean and neat women who take their bath when I'm done...

PoliticallyLeft:
She's not dirty. She's so clean I'll put her panties in a bowl of water and prepare a cold cornflakes dessert with that water.

With a feminine deodorant and fully air-conditioned vehicle, you wouldn't perceive an offensive odour. She's a pretty decent woman.

PoliticallyLeft:
The man is not a poor man but a stupidly selfish motherfucker, just like you.

Y'all care about yourselves and not the mental illness married women who experience sexual deprivation suffer.

You see Nigerian women wearing wedding rings twisting frustrated faces at public offices because y'all can't make them feel like women before they have a good night sleep or wake them up in the morning by 5.Am with sensual thrusting that sends the spirit of anger out of their bodies.

My mother sent a gift to her soul friend, a consultant/lecturer in a Tertiary hospital, through me. The pretty milf was bored and obviously angry with her student for events that weren't the student's fault. She was infuriated that day and cancelled some meetings.

She told me she couldn't test the bras in the office . She pleaded with me to wait and follow her home . I waited for 3 hours and ate only sausage rolls and maltina she ordered for me.

She drove us to her house around 3pm. I thought she'd go upstairs to test the bras. I was shocked when this sophisticated and well respected woman tested those bras in the first living room, the one I was sitting. The TV was off and her striptease was enough to imprison my gaze.

I don't know if she did that intentionally or if she thought it was still the little boy of years ago she used to wash during vacations. Whatever her intention was , my 8 inches pump action didn't care - I had come of age and the little man between my legs got rock solid.

I stood up from the imported leather sofa and told her "Auntie, these ones are too small".
I really wanted to get a clearer view of those areolas and nipples since I suffer Myopia. I readied my glasses with my hand towel and saw those cute melons standing with the right velocity, one uncommon with Nigerian mothers in their late 40s.

She smiled and saw that I found her breasts catchy. Her husband had left her for a foreign country for over a month and his potbelly wouldn't even let him do a good job to that intelligent punnany if he was available (my thoughts).

She asked me if I'd mind following her upstairs and my reply was positive. I followed her to her room and she told me that I'm now a big boy . I told her "I know".

She gave me the opportunity to showcase my father's dominant genes in me. I guess my mother must have told her about my father's sexual prowess and endowment which I believe was handed down by my grandfather, his father before him.

The apple, they say , does not fall far from its tree. As a descendant from the clan of warriors I did the needful. The mutual exercise which consisted cheeks, neck, breasts , navel , abdomen thighs ,feet kisses and sucking and VIP penetration via missionary technique lasted for almost an hour. She was deeply overwhelmed and appreciated the fact I had grown up...

I returned to her office the next day with larger sizes , and from afar I could see her secretary, students and patients smiling. There was a large grin on her beautiful face. She told me she was going to stay longer at her office that day.
She's even bonded with her friend, my mother , even more. My dad is a bad guy so my mother wouldn't know what other women are facing and wouldn't suspect that her friend is getting it on a low key...

Sex is a necessity for adults. Just like you eat at restaurants and fast food outlets when the meal at home is not palatable, you can seek sexual pleasure outside when the Legal Furniture at home performs below expectations.

May the good Lord salvage lost souls and prevent them from burning eternally in a furnace.

cc: Emmanuel909090

descarado:
U are now saying speak for yours, ABI?
Some ladies fall into this category only if you will accept their truth.

Throughout the world, na bad stories dey go market pass. We love negativity a lot so we can feel good about ourselves, you know.

RisenPhoenix1:
You just conclusively ended the argument, not a single hand raised. I think the TikToker should increase his statistics to 100% for women under 45 on the basis of your remarkable study.

descarado:
So many women crackhaus, so many.

Now, let me throw the question back to u.
Have you?

Seems like nairaland don't like happy and functional relationships.
So tired of these negativity.

Besides, when are u inviting us.
My gele is ever ready

MejiLoyon:
When I see stories like these I bow my head and thank my creator for not marrying one lady. She will do this I am 100% sure. Thank you Eleda mi.

Person go just wake up wan spoil another man image. O wrong na. Because of kpekus. In fact I no marry again. The loss plenty pass the gain.

Married to a lady..... feeding,inlaws,clothes, shoes, bags,car,pocket money,friend wahala,ontop all these insult go follow with yeye attitude. Ontop begging onto say I wan nack.
Estimate in a week....70k plus apart from urgent money for family

Olosho. 5k. If na for night 3k own dey.nack everyday 35k. I'd rather go for olosho. All these stories dey vex me. The other day one burn him boyfriend,another day one stab,now this. Abeg na olosho sure pass now. Bend am anyhow she no go vex.

bukatyne:
I have, thanks and at your end?

bukatyne:
Happy new year crackhaus, you have been scarce.

RisenPhoenix1:
Wait, you think I'm crackhaus?

*Facepalm*.

mariahAngel:
That audacity!

You know what? Now that you've been found out, you can go back to your underlining and italicizing ways, since the urge must've been so hard for you to resist yeah?

mariahAngel:
At least you didn't deny it...

On a faceless forum like this, one's words are their identity, and so I tend to recognize old nairalanders in new accounts by their words and approach.

Your outrageous audacity made it easy too!

mariahAngel:
This has crackhaus written all over it!

Rep. Guy Reschenthaler said on Twitter: 'It's not a gendered word.

'Unfortunately, facts are irrelevant to progressives. Unbelievable.'

descarado:
Happy New yr to you.

I have been laughing since I opened this. If curses can kill, that woman would have been dead by now

U too follow dey curse her

She know how to stir trouble

Babara1994:
No broke lady deserves to have her clit sucked.

Jack005:
A woman must not necessarily have up to 500k to date but at least she should be able to afford her data,her transport, her make up kits, her hair and some other stuff because I once dated a girl that cannot recharge common 100 box to call me, the highest she does is to flash.. I will never make such mistake again. Broke Girls disgust me.

Zzor:
m.ariga, l.uminouz, lkill.brokehoes, dairy.kidd, zi.ini st.ilmaticOG, harun.awest, crackhaus why are you guys still sleeping? is it because of the illicit and unlawful sex you guys had? instead of church you guys were fornicating into the new year, go seek for deliverance

ahnie:
you look cute crackie Banana.... you're the cutest nairalander I ve ever seen.

ahnie:
crackhaus Banana,pls comma post your pictures..I know say you must be a very dark handsome man.

Mubbyleey:
Shout out to you guys... You guys really made 2020 fantastic for me. Some of you here can be pain in the ass at times but i couldn't help it following you guys because of the values you guys give out daily here on nairaland, through your comments.

Keep being you!!! These are the realest people on Nairaland... I learn daily from you guys & y'all always put smile on my face everytime i log on.