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Family › Re: Types Of Nigerian Women During Pregnancy by crackhaus: 8:47pm On Dec 11, 2020
Everything God made was wonderfully created, but vagina people were "curiously" created.

See their behaviours.

Complete weirdos... grin
Family › Re: For The Mature And Married Mind Only by crackhaus: 12:05pm On Dec 11, 2020
descarado:
U love to stir trouble.
Repent! cheesy
New yr resolution will be no more trouble cheesy
How u dey?
Person go just dey talk truth, una go dey call am trouble... cheesy

I'm alright mamacita, how you've been?
Family › Re: . by crackhaus: 8:56pm On Dec 09, 2020
Zzor:
I swear this isn't trolling, I don't do that
Well for you to believe that 99% of married women are faithful, then it's either you're trolling OR you don't have an active social life where you mix/interact with a lot of crowd.
Family › Re: . by crackhaus: 8:45pm On Dec 09, 2020
Zzor:
lies lies lies, 99percent of married women are faithful, I really don't know how a man could be so wicked and still feel very comfortable about it
Now I'm sure you're trolling as usual... cheesy
Family › Re: . by crackhaus: 8:42pm On Dec 09, 2020
ahnie:
HELLO crackhaus.
Hi Anna Banana.
Family › Re: . by crackhaus: 8:41pm On Dec 09, 2020
Try checking his wife's phone as well, what you will see inside her FB inbox, WhatsApp, and Instagram DM will equally shock you too.

These days, husbands and wives are equal players in the game – na who dem fit catch be mugu.
Family › Re: For The Mature And Married Mind Only by crackhaus: 8:14pm On Dec 09, 2020
chii8:
Lolzzz.... thank you, you answered the question in nairaland way, but it's okay.

I'm just wondering what makes you think that the person in question is a female, the way you guys paint women here is ridiculous,so there are no more good women?
This your deflection is wonderful...

But I'm not the only one here who assumed your post was about a female (you in particular sef) cheesy
Travel › Re: Why Is It Always Men That Have To Travel And Work Towards Migrating Their Wives. by crackhaus: 7:34pm On Dec 09, 2020
babakb:
These women are not forcing you to marry them, you are the ones proposing marriage to them if you're tired with them just leave them.

The few women that listened to such advice and pursued her career and be successful you still bash her and call her evening newspaper. A woman is dammed if she do and dammed if she don't.
Please keep shut and focus on the topic.

Whomever is forcing who for marriage, or whomever is tired, has absolutely no correlation with my comment above.
Travel › Re: Why Is It Always Men That Have To Travel And Work Towards Migrating Their Wives. by crackhaus:
Esseite:
Seeing thread on FP and numerous stories of men migrating and bringing their wives over, is it forbidden for women to migrate while trying to relocate their husbands over?...

Even with women that have the neccessary PR documents, it's still same scenerio for majority, which is waiting on the husband to figure it all out.

I know it sure exists but the ratio is not even close.

You see a lot of women with the sole aim of waiting for him to bring her over, cant you work your way out to cross over?..

It just goes to show a lot of women are plain liabilities and nothing else.
LOL...

Are we going to pretend here like we don't know that for most Nigerian women, their life ambition always begins and ends with a man appearing in the picture who will improve their economic/social status?

No need for any long story bro, we already know these things and e nor dey pass the reason in my previous paragraph.
Any other explanation is simply needless posturing and tactical diversions.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mankind Has Made Contact With An Alien 'galactic Federation'(Pics) by crackhaus: 7:28am On Dec 09, 2020
He said, he said, Eshed said... grin

They should provide hard proof and quit all this he said they said.
Family › Re: For The Mature And Married Mind Only by crackhaus: 6:49am On Dec 09, 2020
Lol, wasn't this OP married that year... What is this I'm reading? cheesy

Abi you don dey see another man?

chii8:
How do one come out of such situation, please?
Stop seeing him, stop calling him, stop chatting with him... If you work together, keep it strictly professional.

Failure to do any of the above and paynt will shift soon...
Sports › Re: Benedict Akwuegbu & Wife, Ifeoma, Bicker Over Divorce, Second Marriage (P by crackhaus: 6:47am On Dec 07, 2020
justified007:
I hope she will present properties to be shared too? Why should they share only his properties ?
gringrin
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Politics › Re: We Can No Longer Deliver On Our Promises - Osinbajo by crackhaus: 7:00pm On Dec 06, 2020
I used to rate Prof. Yemi Osinbajo in high esteem before he became Buhari's vice.

I don't know exactly what happened but it feels like anyone who associates with PMB automatically loses their intellect.
Family › Re: Ladies Why Do We Keep Deceiving Ourselves? by crackhaus: 6:55pm On Dec 06, 2020
A woman who enjoys deceiving herself wittingly or unwittingly, is usually the easiest to outsmart and run circles around.

I don't think a lot of them know this.
Family › Re: Is It Proper For A Wife To Maltreat The Husband by crackhaus: 6:24pm On Dec 06, 2020
He said," I am living like a prisoner, my calls are being monitored & recoded by wife, my ATM cards are with her, I am at her whimps and caprices. My second daughter is the one that gives me =N=1,500 monthly upon collecting her salary'. Even worsening the situation she has instigated the my first daughter and last born against me.

He further said, " my wife has gone out to the saloon since 10:00am this morning, the time is 6:25pm she is not back.
I married her when she as a full-time house wife, I paid for her to go to teachers college so that she will be able to get a teacher job, to this day, I don't know how much my wife earns but she knows how much I earn, even after that I opened a shop for her, till today how the shop closed down is what I don't know".
He is not even ashamed to say all this outside.

Nothing can be done to save this man again, he's gooone...
Sports › Re: Benedict Akwuegbu & Wife, Ifeoma, Bicker Over Divorce, Second Marriage (P by crackhaus: 5:55pm On Dec 06, 2020
Ikillbrokehoes:
Nah truly them, hungry gold digging assholes grin
Lol... cheesy

She seems like a control freak as well – it's her way or the highway...
Sports › Re: Benedict Akwuegbu & Wife, Ifeoma, Bicker Over Divorce, Second Marriage (P by crackhaus: 5:46pm On Dec 06, 2020
I am ready to give him a divorce and then we can share the property. That is all I want. I don’t know what he is saying about bride price.
Na dem... cheesy

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Family › Re: Reason Why Men Hide Plans From Women by crackhaus: 5:00pm On Dec 06, 2020
generalbaseet:
Good day fellow nairalanders.
Please I want to ask this question, why is it that most men don't share their business plans or intentions with there partners?
Pls share with us your reasons
They obviously know the kind of partners they have.
Romance › Re: Virginity Issues, What Effect Does It Have On Men? by crackhaus: 8:50pm On Dec 04, 2020
Zzor:
You said some do but not because of sex, I'm only interested to know if sex with a virgin get men attached, its obviously no from your reply
Big NO.
Family › Re: Have Finally Decided To Move On After 15 Wasted Years by crackhaus: 8:46pm On Dec 04, 2020
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Romance › Re: Virginity Issues, What Effect Does It Have On Men? by crackhaus: 3:00pm On Dec 04, 2020
Zzor:
Can you imagine this virgin.princess
What's there to imagine?

Do you even have an idea how long ago that happened?
Romance › Re: Virginity Issues, What Effect Does It Have On Men? by crackhaus: 2:58pm On Dec 04, 2020
Zzor:
You are saying men don't get attached, ok it's an eye opener anyways.So all those pressures and sweet talk and what have you ends after ejaculation abi but someone up there admitted being attached to the first girl he had sex with,individual differences I guess
Please read this part again, SLOWLY... grin
crackhaus:
Well perhaps some do and remain attached to the woman, but it isn't and can never be because of sex.
There has to be something else very special about her that keeps him drawn to her long-term... You need to understand this.
Romance › Re: Virginity Issues, What Effect Does It Have On Men? by crackhaus: 2:35pm On Dec 04, 2020
Zzor:
Most are saying it has no effect on them, i think ladies should really be very careful with this men, you can compare the way they beg for sex and their reactions here smh
What exactly were you thinking?

That men who beg for sex, do so because they want to die inside there and NEVER forget the woman?

Well perhaps some do and remain attached to the woman, but it isn't and can never be because of sex.
There has to be something else very special about her that keeps him drawn to her long-term... You need to understand this.
Romance › Re: Virginity Issues, What Effect Does It Have On Men? by crackhaus: 2:33pm On Dec 04, 2020
What a funny topic and post... cheesy

Zzor, there's no such thing as an emotional attachment after losing/taking virginity when it comes to guys. And it's not because men like to form hard or anything, please kill that thought... Lol
It simply doesn't happen.

I'm honestly having a hard time trying to remember the face of the girl I had my first sex with.
It's so embarrassing that right now after some hard thinking, I can remember the sexual act itself (as in the sexual positions we used), I can also remember her name and skin colour... but still, I can't seem to place her face.

About this girl I had my first sex with, though I kept seeing her a lot after our first sexual encounter, I honestly don't recall ever feeling like I was under her spell (for lack of a better word) or anything of that sort.
We hardly even talked afterwards, because her boyfriend lived in the same building as I did – this was actually how I met her for the first time.
Family › Re: I Am Worried About My Mom, Please Don't Ignore. by crackhaus: 9:29am On Dec 04, 2020
iboboyswag:
Some responses here dey fear me... Person wey don live with the sister dey tell you about her innate character yet many are trying to shift the goal post.


Hmmm.... I fear who no fear una o!


OP let her be as saner people here have advised! She can't kill her own and kill that of others. She is a grown woman with 4 children; she should act like one, and put herself and house together.

Funny she would learn to deal with her shit when she knows no one cares again.
You never see anything... cheesy
Family › Re: My Opinion: Reason Why A Man Should Not Choose His Mother Above His Wife by crackhaus:
Juliusdaughter:
Your accertion doesn't quite make sense. Do you mean that women don't love their mothers enough and that is why they don't choose her(mother) over their husbands?
Your second point is baseless. There wouldn't be jealousy to talk about if the man doesn't continually show the wife that she doesn't come first.

Digging my old post to justify your claim is typical of people that has no point to prove. Rather than attack the message, you attack the messenger. Leave my old post out of this and deal with the topic.
It will NEVER make sense to you, I wasn't expecting it to... not even a little bit.

And did you say I attacked the messenger? Lol cheesy
The joke is on you...

All I did was post a link to a topic which YOU created yourself... and furthermore, asked readers to form their own conclusions from it.
The story about the relationship you have with your mother, is written in your own handwriting. I therefore have casted no aspersions on you, but simply provided perspective.

At the very least, you could say you attacked yourself by yourself, because without even realizing it, there's a valid explanation (in previous topic) behind why you can't understand how mothers are of tremendous value.

The above fact notwithstanding, it still does not and has never implied that men MUST always choose/pick their mothers over their wives, it simply implies that mothers are by far on a more important level than wives overall, without argument...
(An exception exists for those who never had a good/smooth relationship with their own moms, or are bereaved of her unfortunately).

Understanding that Contrast is NOT the same thing as comparison, is key.
Your failure to distinguish between those two, is the reason you started this thread in the first place... which in turn takes us back to the beginning of my response – none of this will EVER make any sense to you.
Family › Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Keeps Disturbing My Relationship by crackhaus: 9:48pm On Dec 03, 2020
Uyi213:
Yes I have already reported to the police and my uncle also reported to his boss and I was told to wait for even a ant bite before she is picked up alongside her mum and step dad
Good. cool
Family › Re: My Opinion: Reason Why A Man Should Not Choose His Mother Above His Wife by crackhaus:
LOL... anytime I come across a female who has issues with men who place their mothers on a pedestal, I automatically group her into one of these two categories:


1. She didn't/doesn't have a good relationship with her own mother and hence can NEVER fully understand that bond a man can share with his mother.
This first category is based on psychological trauma – meaning, if I wasn't so close with my mom, then you (my husband) shouldn't be so close with yours either.

2. She's an attention junky who believes she ought to be the centre of a man's world, even at the expense of his own mother.
This second category is based on innate female jealousy – meaning, if I (a woman) can't have your full attention, then your mother (another woman) should not have it either.


****
This is one of the OP's previous topics:
https://www.nairaland.com/5924697/please-mums-bad-attitude-rubbing

You can easily figure out which category she belongs to...
Family › Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Keeps Disturbing My Relationship by crackhaus: 10:05pm On Dec 02, 2020
Lady A

I have been paying her school fees since 2018 which amounted to more than 200K. I sent her mom 100k when she was stranded in Abuja. Amongst phones, laptops, bags, clothes I have bought for my ex. My ex I know has been sleeping with numerous men around Lagos. In fact this year alone, she slept with 18 guys of which I have 7 of the guys contacts. She does party in hotels around mushin and it’s environs. Her mother is married to the 3rd husband with different children.
My ex gf whom I did her introduction in November left me after I discovered she slept with my cousin two days after the introduction. They exchanged contacts at the introduction and were hooking up behind my back. He sent her money to meet him in a hotel and the rest was history. The mother fought me at the introduction because she thought I shoved her brother in law and really fought me like a thug. Please note that they all grow in Mushin. My ex has a past of which she went with a school friend Of hers to a guy place, left the friend there and the poor girl was raped by 3 of them. And it was learnt she arranged it. Please note I didn’t know all of this she hid it from me but her infidelity is what I know and I thought I could cope till she slept with my cousin and took my 600k at home and some of my valuables.
My only issue here is, how come your ex was/is all of these things, yet you continued having a serious relationship with her and even got to introduction stage? Na wah oo...

Girls like her are simply for fücks and nothing else, and that's if you ABSOLUTELY need to associate with them at all.

You have made your mistake anyway, and you've learnt your lesson. Personally, I don't believe she can do anything to Lady B.
Ignore all that talk of how she's a cultist and how she smokes... nor be she start cultism and nor be she start smoking.

However If you're really so bothered about her, then yes you can involve the police so they'll make her sign a statement saying she will be held responsible should anything 'suspicious' happen to your current girlfriend.
Be ready to spend some money though.
Science/Technology › Re: Fisherman Discovers Rare Nine-legged Octopus After He Boiled It For Dinner (pix) by crackhaus:
These Asians can eat anything... Nigerians are even learning when it comes to converting moving creatures into food.
Crime › Re: Girlfriend Shoots Boyfriend To Death In Calabar While Testing Charm Efficacy by crackhaus: 9:34pm On Dec 02, 2020
kellybently:
Leave condom. Sex is a spiritual tin ooo.
Chest don touch chest. Even na doggy. The connectivity already established
Wahala...

God rest his soul, but that yeye boy suppose read the operating manual for odeshi before engaging in careless testing.
Crime › Re: Girlfriend Shoots Boyfriend To Death In Calabar While Testing Charm Efficacy by crackhaus: 9:26pm On Dec 02, 2020
kellybently:
Person way both of u don fück shoot you it must enter. Person way fück person way u don fück it must enter.
Baba no tell them.
Without condom or with condom? cheesy

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