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Romance › Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex by crackhaus: 9:28am On Nov 28, 2020

Ishilove:
I wonder who comes up with all these nonsense.

How is it nonsense?

Those are very important life-saving tips Ishi, you should share it with your male loved ones...

Have you ever heard where one man and one woman were having sex, and it was the woman who slumped and died? Lai lai...
It's always the men who were trying to be heroes.

Some men may not feel the negative effects of heavy pounding immediately and even assume they are King of the Sheets, but overtime they will start developing shortness of breath, high BP, unusually fast heart palpitations, etc... grin

Faster faster & harder harder are sexual commands that should NEVER be adhered to... na sure pathway to yonder dem be if one is not careful.

Like the OP noted, that thing na work-in-progress, LOL... E nor dey finish. cheesy

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Family › Re: Moving On With Life After Divorce. How Do You Cope? by crackhaus: 8:53am On Nov 28, 2020

Dufil:
If you want a different feeling, try a different thing. But be warned about guys or married men, who may use this against you in future. Discreetly have fun and avoid stories about your husband. The way to a woman's heart is her ears. Shut down your ears about things that make you crave for him. Open your ears to something new and you will get over it in the shortest time. I'm based in Ibadan.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Mohsen Fakhrizadeh Assassinated Near Tehran by crackhaus: 7:23am On Nov 28, 2020

Angelfrost:
Maybe he believes it was done by Boko Haram.

Hahaha...
I don't even understand that guy cheesy

Foreign Affairs › Re: Mohsen Fakhrizadeh Assassinated Near Tehran by crackhaus: 6:59pm On Nov 27, 2020

IJOBA2:
SO YOUR ONLY SO-CALLED POSSIBILITY IS MOSSAD AND AMERICA

Talk your own... Who do you think was responsible?

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Politics › Re: Where Is Adams Oshiomole by crackhaus: 6:55pm On Nov 27, 2020

Did he not build a university in his village?

I'm sure he has a big office there where you might find him if you book an appointment. grin

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Romance › Re: Thread closed by crackhaus: 6:48pm On Nov 27, 2020

Chumachu:
Lol, I doubt we go fit meet. We dey miles apart. That is why I said even a virtual date. Pussy no be problem. .

Issoraite

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Romance › Re: Thread closed by crackhaus: 6:33pm On Nov 27, 2020

E go too bad if after all this your lyrics, you nor still see pucci or even ordinary kiss to use feel alright...

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/orly.gif

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Family › Re: Advise Me!!!!!! It's A Divorce Mess, Kindly Advise Me by crackhaus: 3:54pm On Nov 27, 2020

LOL... All these people telling her not to sign the divorce papers, is it by force to remain married to a man who doesn't want to remain married?

Quite funny...

What you should be focusing on now OP is how to move on with your life, not hanging on to the possibility that a man who doesn't want you anymore will miraculously change his mind and want you again.

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Celebrities › Re: Reno Omokri: 'Agbani Darego Did Not Bleach. Yet, She Is Married, Has A Child' by crackhaus: 7:00pm On Nov 26, 2020

LOL... Toke Makinwa fit nor sleep well again because of Reno. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Has The Vision, Political Sagacity To Move Nigeria Forward – APC by crackhaus: 6:49pm On Nov 26, 2020

lexy2014:
In their own way, yes. It's all about perpetuating a system that favours and enriches them. If Tinubu will help to perpetuate that system, so be it. That was y buhari "installed" not because he had anything to offer nigerians

Exactly... It's why I believe they are not alright.

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Family › Re: The First Time I Witnessed Death As A Kid. by crackhaus: 6:01pm On Nov 26, 2020

Lol @the sky turned red.
Childhood imagination... cheesy

I honestly can't recall the first time exactly that I witnessed death, because as a kid, I and my immediate younger brother used to go along with our mom to work (a government-run hospital) during some of her shifts.
And although she would tell us to remain inside the office, we nor dey ever hear word. We always found a way to escape just to play around – and while running around, we would usually come across a dead person being wheeled out from a ward or being brought in from an accident scene.

I believe that my inability to feel lightheaded and weird around dead bodies now, is probably a result of my early exposure to such things as a child.

When I lost my maternal grandma, on the day of her burial we went to retrieve her from the mortuary and the attendant requested that someone should follow him into the morgue to assist in lifting her already dressed corpse into the casket we brought.
My uncle who was present, her own son, refused... the man say lai lai he's not entering inside there and nothing will make him enter. cheesy

Laugh wan finish me that day.
They were all surprised when I told the attendant I'll go with him. Although one of my cousins followed us anyway, because he wanted to match my confidence (dude likes to compete with me). grin

I remember not feeling a single thing while we were in there despite the fact that we were surrounded by at least six other corpses looking like dried meat all laid out on the table slabs.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Has The Vision, Political Sagacity To Move Nigeria Forward – APC by crackhaus: 5:20pm On Nov 26, 2020*

Sometimes I wonder if these people who keep shopping Tinubu for presidency in 2023 are even alright in the head.

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Politics › Re: N500m: Widow Of Vendor Killed By Gbajabiamila’s Aide Disowns Family by crackhaus: 5:11pm On Nov 26, 2020

Smart woman... cool

Family › Re: Moving On With Life After Divorce. How Do You Cope? by crackhaus: 5:02pm On Nov 26, 2020

ahnie:
wahala for whu no fear yu

LOL... Na only bad people suppose dey fear me nau, because wer their own stop na der my own take start.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Maps That Americans Don't Like To Talk About by crackhaus: 4:55pm On Nov 26, 2020

Imperialism and colonization has always been the lifeblood of Americans, something they inherited from their European forefathers, and something which the forefathers themselves learned from the early Romans.

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Family › Re: Moving On With Life After Divorce. How Do You Cope? by crackhaus: 4:50pm On Nov 26, 2020

ahnie:
I know say I must find you here .

As a divorce specialist abi... grin

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Family › Re: Moving On With Life After Divorce. How Do You Cope? by crackhaus: 4:33pm On Nov 26, 2020

Kondomatic:
I don't understand how your spouse can fail you and still be the one to seek for a divorce.

Unless you meant to say that after all the begging after you failed him he still filed for divorce

I am lost.

What she's trying to say in between all those sentences is that NOTHING was her fault.

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried Over A Failed Relationship? by crackhaus: 2:01pm On Nov 26, 2020

descarado:
Why are u opening your teeth

I will send thanksgiving turkey your way today.

Ayam expecting it, don't whet my appetite for nothing o... cheesy

Politics › Re: “Jack Must Pay” – Adamu Garba Explains His Absence In Court Against Twitter CEO by crackhaus: 11:46am On Nov 26, 2020*

It's like this fat boy Adamu has been drinking kunu that was mixed with monkey tail.

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Approaches UK Over Proposed #endsars Sanctions. by crackhaus: 11:41am On Nov 26, 2020

I don't understand what the minister is saying here:

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Geoffrey Onyeama, told State House correspondents at the end of the weekly Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting in Abuja that it was not within the purview of the legislators to impose restrictions but added that it was necessary to espouse Nigeria’s position for an informed decision.

If it's not within the purview of the British Parliament to impose sanctions, why then does the Nigerian government still want to present their side of the story? cheesy

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Family › Re: William Uchemba Ex Girlfriend Reveals Shocking Reason Why She Dumped Him by crackhaus: 10:36am On Nov 26, 2020

Karleb:
She is in sifia pains.

Enemy of progress.

Lol

Family › Re: William Uchemba Ex Girlfriend Reveals Shocking Reason Why She Dumped Him by crackhaus: 10:30am On Nov 26, 2020

neupert:

Edit the write-up in your OP, you typed game boy instead of gay boy.

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried Over A Failed Relationship? by crackhaus: 9:41am On Nov 26, 2020

descarado:
I will cry for betrayals. E.g., if my girlfriend went behind my back to say bad things about me or try to seduce my man, it will pain me more.
It's always good to have plan B in any relationship you are invested in so you won't be taken unaware when the eventuality happens. Signs are always there but we prefer to ignore it.

Family › Re: William Uchemba Ex Girlfriend Reveals Shocking Reason Why She Dumped Him by crackhaus: 9:24am On Nov 26, 2020

She is in pains...

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Romance › Re: Kazakhstan Bodybuilder Weds His Sex Doll In Groundbreaking Ceremony (Photos) by crackhaus: 9:00pm On Nov 25, 2020

This man has increased his lifespan by at least 5years. grin

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Family › Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by crackhaus: 6:59pm On Nov 25, 2020

descarado:
Which one is gran hotel?

Spanish series...

Sports › Re: Diego Maradona Dead by crackhaus: 6:26pm On Nov 25, 2020

And 2020 takes another...

RIP to football's Golden Boy.

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Family › Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by crackhaus: 6:06pm On Nov 25, 2020

ahnie:
where are the elders when you need them?
cc:
crackhaus
bukatyne

All that plenty story from the OP requires ONLY one solution - and that's to do away with a wife that can't give peace of mind... If she like make she resemble Genevieve or have children for him.
That's all really.

Problem nor dey finish o, however the least problem any man ever needs to deal with is being with a problematic woman.
Cut her loose.

Maybe Bukatyne will have a more detailed solution for him, that's if she can catch a break from watching Gran Hotel. grin

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Politics › Re: Videos & Pictures: Can Nigeria Ever Catch Up With South Africa's Development by crackhaus: 8:37pm On Nov 24, 2020

Nairalandian:
I dey tell you..
If dem wan commission one ancient of days railway or road, all the top politicians will attend as if it's a big deal.
If you watch Chinese documentaries on CGTN
You go throway salute give china
See infrastructures

RuudVanNisteroy:
100...just one flyover and a 2km road network that is built at an inflated cost is what they celebrate.

The thing is really annoying... They simply don't care about real 21st century development.

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Politics › Re: Videos & Pictures: Can Nigeria Ever Catch Up With South Africa's Development by crackhaus: 8:00pm On Nov 24, 2020

With the rate at which Nigerian politicians celebrate the construction of roads and bridges, it will definitely take a while to catch up.

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