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Why sell it? I have a warehouse along Lagos Ibadan express way, let's come together and start a haulage company.

Go to the computer/phone section, there are technicians there.

If you find a lady who is truly born again, do everything possible to wife her.

africandictator:
Some days ago, my friend who happens to be a tailor nearly lost his young life. A girl he has be wooing for months came over, and in the process of their romance he layed his head on her thighs. They were fully clothed, the stench he told me came out from her private area still lingers with him till today. He has started taking his bath like five times daily, but he is not recovering. Now he has mood swings and I am suspecting he is going into sucidal soon. I don’t even know what to do, bacteria is fucking up every girls sex life especially in Lagos.

See eh, Nigeria has the best writers anywhere.

This is a master piece, whether fiction or not.

UjuJoan2:
Why is it so hard for you people to understand that not everyone wants to answer MRS? Are you guys scared that you are becoming irrelevant?

It's bound to happen anyway, sooner or later. So start getting used to it.

Ok Uju. Go live your life.

That was how HTGAWM came to a glorious end.



Trash is all I see these days.

MessiRonaldo007:
Beggars can be choosers in nairaland.

The people that contribute the least are those who are complaining about the future of this thread. Lmao

Who are you referring to please?

UjuJoan2:
Lol. I love my husband, doesn't mean I love being married.

Forgive me Mrs. You just confused.

You need some time out.

frozen70:
If you have passed through a negative feelings or experience in life that made you to become an introvert, try and forgive so that you can move on

If you just nurtured yourself to be an introvert then you are the one doing yourself

Introverts are never happy people

Learn to talk reasonably, ok?

COOL10:
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I do believe that pussy worshipping started with Adam. Eve was a greedy bitch who wanted to be as powerful as God. Adam on the other hand was an insecure fellow who became oblivious of his self worth and chose pussy over God. In the face of temptation, he forgot he had a direct connection to a God who could have easily given him a new wife if he wanted. We all know what happened next.

This shiit is deeper than we think. Guys have to be careful out there.

You guys are something else on this forum

On a second thought, your post has wisdom written over it though, in a weird funny way.

My best show ever.

LukasPodolski:
Adeshina where is our cassava bread?


Adeshina, Goodluck, Diezani and Okonjo iweala will never go unpunished.

You haven't forgotten? Cassava bread that year.

You forgot to include Labaran Maku.

sisisioge:
Na wa o...no Inverter AC has surfaced yet. Thank God they are reopening the airports from next month...biko relocators I am interested in buying your 1HP or 1.5HP inverter AC. Mention me once you're ready...its getting really hot here o. Thank you very much!

You dey Abuja or Sokoto? Because, it has been raining rats and mice here in Lagos.

MyphoneandI:
The whole thing like I told d guy is simple.
It's not what we say, it's how we say it.

Funny I'm even seeing some people saying funny things. Lol. How I'd tell people when I help someone, how I'm behaving like a woman lol.

I still maintain, this is why a lot of people don't help people. Dragnet that is talking now, didn't u see the post? Why not teach d young man how to import gadgets from offerup and co and sell. Or even sell as a reseller. A lot of people messaged me and my response was the same "please hold on". Then you're coming to tell me you never hear from me. Because you paid me to teach u? Or because I don't have things to do?

Anyways it's my fault. If I had ignored him like the rest of you, all these won't come up.

Bla Bla Bla.

Yes. Agape love.

Love also involves provision.

Love is more than enough.

I really hope this thread still has a future.

Let's not destroy it.

I will say it again, my brother's from the south south in d form of militants are to blame for kidnapping biz in Nigeria.

What started as a struggle has now snow balled into a menace.

It usually affects one in the long run.

You feel you don't need people and find it difficult to keep relationships with people.

You get irritated when people try to come close to you because all you have ever known or had is yourself.

DriggityDre:
Fűck the fight. Why were my comments hidden?
Can she explain that??

If you ask me.......

Lol. They won't let us have our fights in peace.

If you are not comfortable with sharing an apartment with him, then don't proceed.

A friend of mine told me that I can't squat with him because he is about to get married. People are putting themselves first these days, don't be scared to put yourself first.

But what my friend did still dey pain me, it's not like he is getting married anytime soon, and I just need a temporary place close to work pending the end of this lockdown. I accommodated him in school sha.

HMarshal:
Nothing but the truth men

She might have been hallucinating and other experiences might have been coincidences.

But, anything is possible sha.

Lol. Money wahala every where, d abundance of it still lead d first man to his doom.

If I say I have finally understood this world then I lie.

HMarshal:
I met a cute female friend Tru a female friend during my youth days,fresh & cute.we got talking & if found out she smokes(kush)

I was staying in a self-con in one estate in ibadan then,alone,.she was a student @UI & stayed in Queens hall.she hit me up to get some smoke that she was coming to kush @my place.

I did,& she came over,we sat in my compound & smoked in silence for about 1hour.
She was very high,I noticed,stood up,walked towards my room window facing where we were smoking & suddenly stoped.

Peering Tru my curtains & listening,then silently called me.i came over & she hushed me & listened again.them asked "who r those bathing & talking inside ur room",

I took it as higness side effect & was smiling @her,but she kept her cute face very serious & told me with tinted dimned eye "there r two men in ur room chanting incanations" I looked inside & saw nothing(you suld see a pretty gal high on smoke & in a trance like state it's fckn scary!)

We slept in the house that night Sha,after more smoking ,but the speed I used to pack out of the house ehn,

Even my neighbor (single mom with 2grown kids& cousins) confirmed some "irregularities" in the Ambience of the compound since she moved in.we moved out 1day after each other.

We then understood y many houses in that particular estate was mostly inhabitated.owners are mostly out of the country.thanks to her

I'm here laughing hard.

Are you for real?

"You are an anti thesis of originality"

Damn!! That was below d belt.

Moneyboyz:
Forest Gump 1994 -- 1000/1000

I cried,, in fact I'm writing this with eyes full of tears.
Forest Gump, a man with a below average IQ yet a great man. How he trusts and keep his promise to people is just amazing.
The part which made me cry is his LOVE life, all through thick and thin what kept him going is Jenny who in turn doesn't love him the way he wants (friendzone). The part that pains me the most is how she died without them enjoying each other after they got married in the end, died of an unknown disease which I know is a result of her wayward lifestyle.

I'm sad and angry at the same time I wanted to go into the movie and spank some sense into her.
I'm going to watch this movie always with every chance I get.
The last movie I watched and cried is Breaking Bad finale when Walter White got Killed.

Downloaded this movie alongside 9 others to see for the month of may when suddenly, my phone crashed.

nzehvictor2016:
the Chinese are superb at building and everything,they re evil genius with the best IQ in the world....
Nigeria is just to backward for Chinese intelligence,we lack the ability in science and technology to check standard of goods and materials,if China says "these machine is 78% copper,57% molybdenum,42% improvised duralumin and has 3% carbon garnished silver diodes",,how do we check?with what machines and who is gonna produce the machine?does the government ever think of checking? can they?

So why are they building sub standard structures here?

What then happens when the 3rd mainland bridge expires?

Someone should pls explain to me, how do those pillars stand in water bodies?

I pass through the The 1st, 2nd and 3rd mainland bridges everyday and I keep on wondering how possible it is that those pillars were built inside the water.

By the way, the first mainland bridge was constructed before the Niger bridge and it's still solid, does it mean the Niger Bridge wasn't done properly?

Finally, Julius Berger keep on marveling me, those guys are geniuses, their construction everywhere, especially bridges are superb, even the Chinese are still far behind, look at the rubbish they are building at Constain or what they built at Ikorodu road, overrated proud folks in construction.

MyphoneandI:
So I made this post asking someone to contact me. And a lot of people contacted me. This is one discussion with one person who contacted me.

This is the reason people don't help other people.

Shift one side joor. What wrong did he do?

VickyRotex:
lol I didn't even know coolio was someone's name. The song rings a bell though.

Oh! He was one the raves of Hip Hop in the late 90s.

I see that you are a CastingCrowns fan. This makes you the second person on this forum who is a fan, behind the Benue lady who has her monicker as CastingCrowns.

My best still remains City on a Hill, then praise you in the storm.