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papalsayer:
I don't know about now but I was able to acquire a licence and also purchase a firearm two years ago through the Nigerian police

How much was the whole process and how can we go about it?

AwesomeDuru:
Lol. I don't work there sir. Hit me up next time you come around though, I stay close.

No probs, I will definitely be lodging at Masvi each time I am around to visit bae, she dey LASU and as school resumes, I will frequent that area.

div111:
Damn niggarr

masvi dey my area seff. dope place

Yeah, Masvi is really good and affordable, but I heard that opaye area is also dangerous at night too, someone said it was even worst than first gate.

E don tey wey i leave this street life, I am used to calmness now, I cant go back to that madness again, living on the mainland is a no no if you don't want to blend in.

AwesomeDuru:
It used to be terrible, but they have rebranded now.

What have they rebranded? the hotel I just left less than 3 weeks ago? it's like you did not read my story well o, abi you dey work there?

QuinieR:
Ewo
You like shalaye o
I hope you are still with that angel

Lol, I was on PC and was even angry while typing, it was a bitter experience and I will not fail to testify to the wonderful nonsense called Fooma Hotel, I have their time today.

Oh, and yes, I am still very much with my angel, I hope to be till 80.

SmartPolician:
Cutezt

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AwesomeDuru:
Lol. I have lodged at this hotel countless times.

I am sure you can testify to the uselessness of the hotel, the worst I have ever been in.

NOTE - any typo you see, carry am like that, I was watching Chelsea's match while typing this, if you no fit read, jump am pass.

So I grew up in the hood where there were no robbers, but many cultists, actually, na God talk say I no go join, so I was 100% street smart.

I moved to Lagos and my armed robbery experience happened less than 3 weeks ago. I went for a 1 week getaway with bae from the island to the mainland, I had a budget of 10k per night for the hotel accommodation, but I needed to do something at badagry, so I sent the accommodation money to Bae to get a good hotel while I join her at Ojo where we choose the location to be.

So I went to badagry and spent 2 days completing the project I was meant to do in badagry and then went to ojo to meet her, she took me to one terrible looking hotel called Fooma hotel around first gate, for those who know Ojo well. I was not happy with her but she had paid already, I asked her why she picked this hotel and she apologized saying she was looking to cut cost since we will still eat and do other stuff, well, I accepted her apology and decided to manage it.

It was a terrible experience tho, no AC, just a fan, the hotel only turns on the gen by 5pm, and most times, there is no power, it affected my work badly as I needed light to work on my PC, so I just decided to waive work for the week and focus on Bae. It was evening, the first thing I noticed was prostitutes flooding the hotel at night, I was not happy at all, so we usually stayed in all night, we could not go to the bar, etc, I endured sha. We had fun for the first few days, one other bad aspect of the useless hotel was that random people kept on knocking at our door each time they notice I am not in, saying they want to talk to bae who is even more security cautious than i, she will never open the door, she told me of one guy who even had the guts to follow her asking to speak with her, i asked her to show me where he was but he was nowhere to be found again.

one day, i went out to get something, and on my return, bae told me a guy came and knocked asking her to open the door but she said he should return when I return, then the guy went and spoke to one of the room attendants who came to knock too asking her to open the door, she told him to return when I come back, as soon as she told me, I told her to dress up let us go to the reception, i went to the attendant and manager and warned them never to come near my door again until I leave this hotel, this was a hotel that water must finish in the tank every morning, when you complain, they will fetch water in a bucket and bring to your room, I just taya for the useless place.

One Friday, I was feeling very lazy and did not want to leave the hotel that day, but we had to go eat that evening, so I told bae we should go somewhere close, she agreed, as we dressed up and was about leaving, she received a call from a friend who invited her to join her and her boyfriend at one eatery at car wash, I told bae i did not want to go far cos my spirit was not letting me, but she cajoled me since that her friend was one she always spoke to me about and wanted me to meet, we sha went, ordered for food, I ate mine while bae packaged hers, I ordered for 2 extra chicken laps as a takeaway, we had a good time.

Now on the way home, I wanted to use the ATM, first, one guy wanted to fight me at the ATM for no good reason o, I carried the bank mopping stick to wipe him but was collected by the security before they separated us, I used the ATM sha and left.

Again, the car we were boarding, so many criminals around the road were looking at us suspiciously, it was obvious our dressing was attracting them, plus bae was Caucasian, so was very light-skinned and pretty, for their mind, I must have money since this girl is following me, dem no know say na manage me sef dey manage my life, I have been in Lagos for 6 years and this was only my third time sleeping over on the mainland, plus I had a car those other times, so I didn't need my street cred, well, these guys kept starring at us, that was when I knew I would have taken an Uber or something and I needed to be armed too. in the bus, one guy came to the window and was staring straight into my eyes while his guys were behind him, I jejely closed the window, I knew they were looking for a reason to begin fighting me so as to take things from me, we left sha.

On our way back, we were walking to the hotel, all of a sudden, 3 guys on okada appeared from nowhere, immediately the first alighted, he pulled out a gun and up it on my head, the second was with a knife and put it on bae, this was just by the roadside o, it was not dark, and people were still out, plus we were less than 10 steps away from the hotel, it was around 9 pm, as soon as I saw the gun and knife, my street cred kicked in, I wanted to wrestle him with the gun cos the fool had the gun very close to me, I could easily hit it and struggle with him, plus I was bigger than this guy, I could deal with him, but I just thought about the others, they could overpower me, plus bae was in danger, so I decided to keep calm. Immediately i saw him, I threw my newly bought redmi note 9 phone inside the gutter, I was not holding any money aside my chicken cos babe collected all the money I withdrew and put in her purse prior. as soon as the guy put the gun on me, I remembered where I was coming from, how rugged it was and how this was never gonna happen to me where I come from, and just a few weeks ago, a girl in my area died of knife stabs because she was struggling with phone thieves, the news was even on nairaland front page, they searched me and did not find nothing, I was concentrating on the guy with gun when I heard bae screaming, immediately, the guy gave her a loud slap, and was taking the knife towards her, that was how I quickly went between them begging the guy to chill, I screamed at bae as she was struggling with them for the bag, so she removed it and gave them, her phone was in it, my atm card and hers, my mifi router, and 7k of the money I withdrew, plus other items, immediately, they took the bike and ran away, just as they were leaving, a man came over and asked what happened, I said we were robbed and I pointed at the bike on high speed, the man quickly swung into action, stopped another bike and went after the thieves. soon people had gathered around and were sympathizing with us, bae was crying already, i consoled her and soon tried to pick my phone in the gutter, that was when i realized that the gutter was filled with black deep dirty water, immediately, i gave up the phone cos i knew there was no way we would find it, people encouraged us to search for it but i refused, surprisingly, bae refused and said we must look for it, she screamed at me when i was telling her to leave it, na so she dive inside dirty black gutter dey find phone o, put her hand inside the extremely dirty water with maggots sef, i was really embarrassed, her white dress was stained already, what a night it was, just as i managed to convince her to leave it after almost 15 mins of searching, the man who went after the robbers came back, his wife was waiting for him with us, he said the thieves came from School, that he chased them but they entered a dark place he doesn't know so he could not follow them as it was dangerous, he said his bike was stolen around the same area too that was why he promised that he must help anyone he sees being robbed, he sympathized with us and just as we were about leaving, i turned and saw bae inside the gutter again, the man asked what she was doing there, she said my phone was inside, the man went home and brought a rake, na so we find the phone o, removing all sorts of sand and dirt in the gutter, after about 20 more mins, bae found it, i knew it was gone already, i thanked the man and we went back to the hotel.

It was a really terrible night, bae was unsettled, I slept off trying to console her, the food and chicken laps I brought, I could not eat sef, it tasted bitter in my mouth, by morning, she was a bit better, had woken up, cleaned everywhere and washed all the clothes, I was just admiring the gift God had given to me, well, we went straight to Alaba where I got her a Gionee phone she liked while I bought my note 9 again. I had gone way over budget for a 1-week trip, almost 300k spent when the original budget was not even up to 120k sef, well, I was glad everything was fine, the only problem was that my old phone refused to be fixed as the panel got damaged, and bae could not retrieve her line as she did not do the registration herself.

It was a terrible experience, I quickly got myself a jackknife and side bag and was 101% street smart from then on, my walking changed, my dressing changed, enough of the ajebo stuff, they want it street, then let's give them street, that was the only time I considered getting a gun for myself.

The next morning, i went to complain of no water as usual, but i noticed bloodstains on the floor, I traced it and it went downstairs, i went to the manager and complained, he said they were investigating it, so when I went back upstairs, I noticed there was much blood stains on our door handle, it looked like someone injured on the hand tried opening the door, as I was asking bae to come and see, one of the prostitutes on my floor opened her door, i asked if she knew what happened and that was how she explained that robbers came to the hotel at night and were knocking all the doors, ha!! robbers in a hotel ke? I never see o. she said one of them got injured while trying to scale the fence, this was a hotel that had 3 security guards o, only God knows how it happened, she said the robbers turned off the gen and wanted everywhere dark to operate, that the manager went to check why the gen went off, that was when he saw them and screamed forcing them to take off, i investigated many doors and realized the robbers only tired to open ours, but went to many other doors, that was when i knew it was possible we were the target, immediately, i asked Bae to arrange her things, we were leaving this hell hole and never to return, we checked out and left, we completed the week at a nice hotel called Masvi hotel, it was much more secure, professional, with armed police and security, a pool, a bar to go chill and more, plus it was just 1500 more than the hell hole we just left.

Now, any robber I see, I go join beat am o, it was a really sad experience, I am back on the island where they are far saner people and still can't calm down as I am still very careful and alert even while in my house.

sorry for the epistle, FOOMA HOTEL IS A USELESS HOTEL, PLEASE NEVER GO THERE IN YOUR LIFE.

SmartPolician:
Wow!

Thanks for the information

I no longer see the option in my Android phone data options

Here is a screenshot I took just now, once you sub, hold on for like 2 minutes and check your balance, 10gb data and 10gb bonus

SmartPolician:
MTN has done so well by offering us a special Covid-19 data plan of 20G for #3,500.

Sadly, they have suspended the plan

But then, I enjoyed it for over 4 months.

It has not been suspended, I just subbed it yesterday night, use the mtn app and you will find it there, I use more than 150gb monthly and that plan has been my saving grace

Thank God, BB9ja Don end, make our brain reset now make our youths come to terms with reality.

THE MOST CHARITABLE NOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES

In its actual sense, generosity is not just about handing out material things like money and gifts, but also showing forgiveness and being gentle to people. That is why generosity is described as a virtue, of which many people can not boast of having.

Top A-List Nollywood celebrities have an infamous reputaion of hardly ever making any money hand over fist. Each movie makes them more than what millions of Nigerians will earn in a lifetime. Every television appearance can make them the average person’s yearly salary. With that in mind, it’s a wonder that charities need to fundraise at all, with all that income flowing to the top 1%. However, for the sake of this video, we will be looking at people who give out cash gifts to those in need. The people in question here are Nigerian celebrities, most of which came from a poor home and were able to make it to the big leagues through entertainment. These celebrities in question make sure to not forget where they come from, and having gone through the hard side of life, do their own bit to help people out when they can.

these celebrities understand how hard the economy is and are not afraid to write large checks to help out the needy in the country.

Here are some celebrity givers who lead in charitable contributions.

1. Don Jazzy

The legendary record producer has been marked for assisting broke Nigerians on social media, especially students.

The Mavins boss is known to be very active on social media, sometimes dropping funny videos and pictures of himself doing random stuff, he has made countless handouts to nigerians through various social media platforms, especially via twitter.

Don Jazzy who was recently listed in the top 10 richest African musicians was said to have blessed a lady on Twitter with N250,000 to start her business last December, The producer most gifted an elderly woman N100,000 after she had offered sex to any man who could give her N500 to feed herself and her children during the lockdown in Nigeria.

In june, the Mavin Records boss further extended his generosity to a woman who lied to him about his bank known as VBank.

Don Jazzy promoted his VBank on his Twitter page recently, but the woman, while responding to the entertainer’s tweet, insinuated that Don Jazzy has been lying about the services and charges of the financial institution.

According to the woman, she was charged when she made a transaction with VBank contrary to what Don Jazzy said, claiming they don’t charge when one transfers money.

In order to prove himself, Don Jazzy asked the lady in question to show him evidence that she was charged and he will give her 100,000, but she wasn’t able to give him any evidence.

However, Don Jazzy transferred the promised amount to the woman, explaining that the gesture was to show that he trusts his VBank very much. This act undoubedly made him our number one generous celebrity giver.

2. Davido

We all know that giving out to charity doesn't really mean setting up a foundation or associating with one because that's how Davido comes into this list. The music star who just returned to social media after a long break, is known for giving out to charitable courses.the FEM singer is very generous with giving out money and gifts to people. Fans usually flock to the front of his lekki mansion to solicit for cash from the 30BG Boss who has on several occasions been captures dolling out cash to them.

After he and his wife, Chioma tested positive for Coronavirus, the singer, who recently broke the record after his single FEM, gathred 1.02 million unique views within one week, promised to donate all the proceeds from his new Summer Walker featured song,D & G, to support Coronavirus Research.

The most followed Nigerian artist on Instagram, once gave out a million naira each to 2 of his fans at his 'A Good Time concert', and most recently gifted one million naira to a young designer, Odukoya Wasiu Abiodun who edited a controversial photo of the singer and his counterpart, Wizkid.

The Aye crooner also gives out money to students who need to pay their school fees. He might be sometimes controversial but he surely has a heart of gold.

3. Kcee

Besides being a habitual recharge card giver on social media, the Limpopo master's act of generosity went viral on the internet when he gifted a street hawker with a brand new car and substantial cash.

This qualifies Kcee to join this list of most generous Nigerian celebrities. Also, he was caught by eagle-eyed fans when he shared more cards as he did a day earlier on his Instagram.

4. Tonto Dikeh

Tonto Dikeh is the most well-known celebrity who gives a lot to charity publicly. The beautiful actress is never shy to associate herself with the needy. Through her foundation, The Tonto Dikeh Foundation, she has given out to a lot of the less privileged, visited orphanages where she has not just donated but spent quality time with these children.

During one of her charity works, the actress revealed that she got injured while distributing relief items to the needy in Lagos amidst the Coronavirus lockdown.

5. Flavour Nabania

Our list of most generous celebrities can’t be complete without Flavour N’abania who is famous for putting mickey smiles on his fans’ faces wherever he chose to visit.

Not only does he bring hope to widows, Flavour does not forget his roots as he has been spotted many times at his old neighbour in Achara-layout, Enugu, sharing cash gifts to the cheering crowds.


6. Runtown

It is safe to say that Douglas Jack Agu popularly known as Runtown is the first celebrity who jumped on the bandwagon of celebrities who decided to help Nigerians cushion the effects of the lockdown order issued because of the dreaded coronavirus.

In March, the music star caused a major commotion on Twitter when he announced his giveaway plans. According to him, he was going to share N10m for his followers and fans.

In less than an hour, Twitter went into a frenzy as the music star shared the said amount of money to all those who sent their account details during the giveaway. This act alone shot him up into our list of Generous Nigerian celebrities.

We hope to reveal more entertainers who have been more than free with their monies, and we would gladly welcome your testimonies of other celebrities you think is not included on this list. In the meantime, we are proud of the aforementioned stars for making the list of most generous Nigerian celebrities.

7. Tunde Ednut

Controversial Instagram enthusiast, Tunde Ednut, is well known for giveaways, in fact, the synonym for Instagram Givea aways is Tunde Ednut, last year, the former artist gave away 1 million naira to one of his fan and a car to another, the blogger is set to give out five cars to his active loyal followers.

He stated the cars are for those who have jobs and need a car to get to work early. According to him, one car will get to a lucky winner at the end of each month. And this will continue for the next five months.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgfLDUco51M

lalasticlala

Until this world folds up, no science can rival an inch of the wisdom of God, they just keep on discovering new things and marveling and God is up there looking like "oh! Una never even start sef"

Lexusgs430:
He wanted more.......

Nothing like free lunch, even in Freetown..........

Actually, The man wanted more than friendship with erica, I got this from a very direct credible blood of erica.

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Please can I get the panel of mi note 7? I need to change mine.

Monumental failure of a man

StagethemTVee:
Erica and Lucy are at each other's neck over how to go about group tasks given to Housemates by Big Brother. Erica is heard shouting at Lucy and labelling are difficult to work with. "Nobody wants you on their team with your negative energy. Why didn't they pick you first. Good riddance to bad rubbish. "

When Kiddwaya tried to get Erica away from the heat and under control for using foul language and shouting, Erica went on to state that Big Brother cannot give her a strike for shouting, " They will definitely not give me strike for shouting."

Pince went on to ask Lucy: " What the Fxck is wrong with you? I am you friend and i have been telling you this ever since we got into this house".


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqhsRSJBK4g

My only problem with this your channel is the horrible song that comes up all of a sudden scaring people watching at the end of your videos, very very horrible and unprofessional.

This one na idiot

TonyeBarcanista:
Those against CAMA Amendment are either ill-informed or mischievous.

In sane societies like USA, South Africa, UK, Europe, Australia etc, there are agencies that regulate religious organisations, CSOs and NGOs. Why should Nigeria's be different?

Some people said it is a fight against the church, and I ask, which Church?

If the Bible is right, the Church is the congregation of believers. It is not a building or religious organisation. And believers don't need any formal nomenclature or organisation to worship. The Bible says where two or three are gathered, CHRIST is present. The Bible never said people should establish organisations, neither did the early Christians establish organisations.

Now let's look this....

A man wakes up on a faithful morning, he approaches CAC (Government) to register his organisation, which he names XYZ Church

He lists himself, his wife, Kids or associates as Trustees

He gets certificate from the government to operate...

Yet, he argues with the government that they have no right to regulate the activities of the same organisation that he went to government to register.

He shouts persecution, war against the church and God.

Meanwhile, he is the final authority and CEO in the religious organisation, and won't hesitate to show the exit door to anyone that questions his authority.

The irony is that he abides to similar laws abroad...


As much as I'm not a fan of this administration, I support this CAMA... Although Nigeria politicians are useless

FACT:

FG or any other government cannot regulate the "Church" (congregation of believers). Even the Roman government couldn't regulate the Church.

However, government can only regulate religious organisations (formal organizations) that are registered with the government in line with the constitutional mandate.

The rule is simple, don't register your organisation with government if you don't want to be regulated... Same way you don't register your business and NGO with government if you don't want their regulation...

You said sane societies, is Nigeria a sane society?

lalasticlala

doeeyed:
Hope he is safe
Looked like he got hit by a boulder


RIP to all the casualties

And also to the casualties of "genocide" in North Central and N.E. Nigeria.


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Yes, reports says he is safe and well

Here is a sad but funny moment a catholic priest in the midst of prayers abandoned praying and took to his heels during a livestream of Mass due to the ban on public gatherings.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1gqcfWBCh4

Lalasticlala

It is well

Here is the moment Ka3na got evicted from the Big brother Naija house as housemates rally around her to say their goodbyes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnycJHCPs_0

Lalasticlala

Praise had been dodging Ka3na who has been asking that they speak for over 20 hours after their romp, here is the moment Brighito and other housemates mocked Ka3na after she again requested for praise's time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIIA9vbLXhI

Here is a moment BB9ja house mate Tolani was caught helping herself under the duvet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkwx8dt_38E

Lalasticlala

Here is the moment BB Naija housemate, Ka3na asked Praise to stay awake for her as they needed to talk to which praise replied ''He will try"

This is coming after their infamous romp yesterday.

Lalasticlala


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVVnDQskTiw

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After the First Saturday Night Party in the Big Brother Naija Lockdown House, the housemates in their usual tradition started a game of truth of dare..

And the first dare was for Wathoni to kiss TrikyTee. Wathoni declined and said she’s at liberty to pick whoever male housemate she wants to kiss.

And then Wathoni asked Nengi to help her pick between Kiddwaya and another housemate.. And Nengi chose Kiddwaya.

Below is the moment Wathoni walked up to Kiddwaya and they both locked lips for 20 seconds.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngpJcnygD3A

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