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Na wa o, Nkechi - Widowed, going to sleep over at a married man's house, double portion Sin. What will they tell God that they were doing or about doing? Picking beans? Anyways, We are a Video Production agency based in Lagos. Contact us for all your Video Shoots, Music, Weddings, Burials, Commercials, Explainer, and Animation Videos, we combine creativity with a touch of professionalism and keep your Viewers glued to their sits without compromising on quality. Let us give you that exquisite touch. www.sflikz.com.ng |
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Battling the same issue here, will like to learn |
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Residents of Jos, the Plateau State capital, are experiencing severe cold weather following the change of season. The weather took a very harsh turn from last Saturday to resume the original nature of the rocky city. The weather forecast by the Nigeria Metreological unit has put Jos weather as low as 9o Centigrade, a little harsher than Los Angeles California. The prevailing weather has forced residents to regulate their time of coming in and out of their houses. No more night crawling as residents round off their daily activities fast enough to return home at 6pm. At the moment, no residents will want to be outside after 7pm and it is highly inconvenient to come out of the house before 9am. Residents warm water to drink as the water is extremely cold to cause blood clot when taken in it’s natural cold nature. At day time, people rush to the popular Terminus market at the city center to buy thick socks and tick hand gloves as well as thick winter jackets which is the new sleeping gown for both young and old. Families have resorted to the use of electric room warmer to sleep comfortably. Those who cannot afford an electric room warmer go for charcoal which they light and place it at the centre of the room. Medical experts have warned residents to always keep themselves warm both day and night. They have also been warned against playing with cold water to avoid it’s attendance risk. Residents expressed happiness, at least, that children schools have closed for the year before the cold sets in, else it would have been impossible for children to attend school under the harsh weather.
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Help4rmme2u:Hello bro, please how can I contact you? |
Started my Video production house Swagalicious Flikz - www.sflikz.com.ng after years of salaried job, so far, it has been very encouraging profit wise, still do my part time 3 hours, 3 days weekly salaried job and running my company through a few workers by the side, I hope to invest more on it and also diversify in the year 2020. |
subcbouy:You know 0.001% about Jos, Y'all just keep wallowing in your ignorance and gulp down what ever the media tells you guys which in most times are exaggerated and false, go and get a first hand experience and stop dwelling on "dem say". |
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There was a mild confusion in Jos yesterday and in the early hours of today at Northern Nigeria's Biggest musical concert, JosChilin. The pandemonium was caused by the failure of Nigerian afro pop artist, David Adeleke, popularly known as Davido, who was the headline of this year's event, to show up. The fans expressed their displeasure and poured out their anger on the organizers by raining stones at them and destroying equipments. The organizers of the event have since come out to apologize and explain all that led to the failure of the event, and also confirmed that Davido has since paid back the amount he was paid to show up. See video below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVxEPu3brD4 Lalasticlala
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Here is the green snake I have seen a few times and killed
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I parked into a house around Ajah sometime last year, the very first day I came into the house to wash it before moving in, I killed this green snake on top of a palm kernel tree inside the house, even though the tree was a bit far from my flat, I became alert. I was told that it was not harmful though, but i hate snakes, I've seen a few on the same tree once in a while, so today, around 7pm,my dogs were sitting when they saw me, and when they do that, it means they want paw paw, they so much love paw paw, so I wanted to go and pluck one behind the house, on stepping to the back of the house, I saw something creeping on the floor, so I shone my light, only for me to see this serpent trying to escape, I swiftly finished it off tho, but i don't know what specie it is, I want to know if it is venomous so I can park out of this house when my rent expires by April. That was how my paw paw mission was aborted Sha, before one snake will fall on my body while trying to pluck one. #NOTE - I have killed little snakes that looks like this around the house before Lalasticlala please help me.
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iamawara:You see, that is the problem, the media has brain washed the rest of Nigeria to think once they enter the North, they are caught and a knife is put through their throats, but that is not the case, Jos has uncountable number of Igbo's, if there is any tribe that is much in Jos, it is the igbos, i am sure they can compete comfortably with the population of the Hausa settlers in the state, doubt me? I lived 23 years of my life in Jos, i am from plateau state, i know Jos like the back of my hand, Just enter apata, and most recently the innermost parts of Rukuba road and see wonders, you will think you are in the east, i was born and bred in apata, to show you the level of Igbos in my area, it is called Ejimbe Junior, a drive down is Ejimbe Senior, 2 kings who ruled the igbos till the extent that the street is named after them, we have Ojukwu street, any many others i can not even remember, a street is even named after the yoruba's too, ever heard of Anguwan Yarbawa? lol, please travel more, which northerner is scared of Jos? you can only be scared if you don't know the way to walk and work, even as i am typing, more are still trooping to Jos, we would have been so so up there with the Lagos and Port if not for the violence, Terminus market, the largest indoor market in West Africa was and is still located in Jos, go to that market, 40% are Igbo's, 20% are Hausa, the rest shares the remaining percentage, so what exactly are you talking about? |
iamawara:No na bros, the fact that Jos does not have a very high level of industries and hustling lifestyle does not mean you will put it above many northern states, not to even talk of the north west, haba, only Kano, Kaduna, and maybe the passage of goods in Borno can be compared or is more "hustle minded" than Jos, because you are not into food business, you will not see it, but go and ask food dealers in benue and Jos, and they will tell you how they are making it big time, the hustling is just focused on one industry, that's all,. |
Op don't try this thing o, I am a proper Berom man from jos north local government and I can tell you for free that Plateau should be amongst the last 10 states to hustle in Nigeria, well, except you want to go into food market, or cultisim, or building new clubs and trending bars for parties and alcohol, else, nothing dey o |
There was a rare and shocking occurrence as a goat is seen Sucking the breast of a dog, the dog was not in support but the goat butted the dog severally and the dog had to succumb and let the goat have its way. Lalasticlala https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW8ctwKGZcg
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This is so hilarious Watch video below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwQrm8gqax8 Lalasticlala seun mynd44
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Here is the purported video of buhari's wedding to minister of finance, Sadia Umar, and the moment Aisha Buhari arrived and was blocked off accessing the venue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORPSNyih5nQ
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Pettyprincess:LMAO!! you still sound like a teen even tho you are not one, do you think knowing your parents will stop him from trafficking you if he wants to?? students visa ke?? be very very carefull please Watch these movies, maybe it will bring you back to your senses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov3BFxMGLEo&t=5669s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bXgKjsvRY8 These movies are true life stories, i was on the production crew of the first |
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So i was going through my mailbox for some documents and I came across this mail by one Mr Peter Von using the mail petervon@mail.com in my spam box, proposing to sponsor my business plan, I immediately laughed at his foolishness since I never applied or asked anyone to sponsor my business [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/ke4xuhx.jpg[/img] so i decided to waste this man's time since I had a lot of free time, so I replied him saying i was very much interested, and we should talk more so we can know each other better, this was the fools reply [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/qlrukod.jpg[/img] So i said, Wow!! 100 million? The mumu never see anything first, he even put up a US phone number, well, as a sharp guy, and one who has had some level of travel experience due to my job, I have lots of friends around the world, so I asked one of my close friends who is American but living in England, to contact the number for me and see if it is possible to know who has that number, she told me that the number was not even existing. Well, I decided to continue fooling this fool, so i asked him to tell me more about himself and he sent a full biography saying he is divorcing, he does not want to loose much, bla bla bla, in my mind, I was saying "of only this guy knew he is just wasting his time" [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/uiffr3p.jpg[/img] [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/vtazlv0.jpg[/img] So i asked if we could Skype cos he seemed like a very nice person and this was his response [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/rrs7g6y.jpg[/img] Well, he asked for my business plan, at that point, I felt like blasting him immediately instead of wasting my time continuing this fruitless conversation, plus, continuing will mean me writing a business plan which I don't have the strength or time for, but i just thought, there will be countless business plan templates free online, why don't I just get one and send to this fool? I quickly Googled it and got some doc templates, used the replace feature on notepad to replace the name of the default company on the template to that of "SWAGALICIOUS FLIKZ" which is my video production company and sent it to him [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/qt3jtkg.jpg[/img] man didn't even read anything, the document said "1% interest per anum" but this fool was proposing "3% per anum" and didn't even bother about the massive reduction in interest rate, he just signed and sent back, that was the second red flag i got. [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/qwvmyhw.jpg[/img] the first was that he moved from petervon@mail.com, to petervonn@yandex.com which I know is a Russian mail provider and it was highly unlikely that a US citizen with all of his/her pride and the trade/power tussle with Russia, will abandon Gmail for a yandex mail, it was a massive red flag, well, he asked if i had a lawyer to facilitate things, and i will be taking a loan of 10.1M dollars, i saw that as a perfect opportunity to "scam the scammer", I told him that my lawyer was an ex presidential aspirant so as to win his trust more, and the cost is about 50 dollars, sadly, he immediately replied with this. [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/miuviuc.jpg[/img] [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/nbvhsnj.jpg[/img] I got very annoyed and wanted to open up and lay curses on him, but the spirit just said I should continue so I can use my experience to warn others on this new smart trick. [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/kwzorls.jpg[/img] So i agreed i was gonna shoulder the cost. His next reply shocked me, this man sent me sensitive documents about the man whom they were impersonating, or probably working with, his passport data page, address, and full banking details in the man's name, impressive!! [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/u-gpob-ry-d.jpg[/img] I had to draw the lines on the passport, else, I may be giving more scammers more documents to work with [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/wjtqcpf.jpg[/img] He asked me to add the details to the loan Treaty, I didn't even do it, but he never complained, another red flag. Well, I again asked that we Skyped, and he didn't reply me for the next 2 days, only to reply later saying that he was on the sea, bla bla bla, (NOTE- most scammers are always unable to do video calls due to one reason or the other) Plus, he suddenly changed him mind about partnership and wanted to give a loan now. [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/wywo2eq.jpg[/img] Well, everything was set for funding at last, I was eager to see how this will end. [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/0qlzzi4.png[/img] He said he has asked his accountant officer to credit me and i should contact him using markrogers@jpmc-consults.com, since I am also into website development, I knew how to follow domains in custom web mail, so I immediately tried to visit the site jpmc-consults.com which came out blank, another big loophole, but these guys are really smart, they make sure they input the phone numbers of the country they claim to be in in all their mails. Well, I contacted the supposed account officer saying he should send the money into my Domiciliary account in Nigeria, and this was his response [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/yyuirmt.png[/img] Note that JP Morgan Chase is a legit financial service provider and these scammers are smart enough to use the banks original website, and address in their emails, but never the banks original contact information. Anyways, I again followed the domain in the web mail and it was an unparked domain They redirected me to another legit bank in Sweden (Nordea) and used the original banks website and address but inputted their own scam web mail, they even constructed a mail footer signature and disclaimer which was poorly done. Well, here comes the part I have been waiting for, HOW THEY INTEND GETTING MONEY FROM ME I contacted the scam Nordea bank and they said [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/xeq8j1j.png[/img] With their poorly designed footer [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/qbed6ul.png[/img] I wanted to show them that I am a typical smart Nigerian, so I told them [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/ftgnk9d.jpg[/img] Which I really did have. I also told him that my friend has opened an account for me in my name in Stockholm and I will give them the details shortly, I gave them a random account number. [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/qg9p1fz.jpg[/img] [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/hjwu6xg.jpg[/img] They never replied me again until after some days, I had to ask that question they so much wanted "What does it take to have an account with you?" My brothers and sisters, come and see text book stories that these fools sent me [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/g4rmbxf.png[/img] [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/zygwcut.png[/img] [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/1pf9y1y.png[/img] [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/qten5mh.png[/img] At this point I got very annoyed, up to $10,000? That is crazy, and some people may fall for this o, in all these, I was praying and hoping it was not a Nigerian behind all these, but unfortunately, I was not disappointed, after blasting the idiot. [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/ky2ifb9.jpg[/img] he replied me with a typical Nigerian way [img]https://storyworth.files./2019/10/mc4igru.jpg[/img] I felt pity for Nigeria as a country and our image, I have been to a few countries before and I have had interactions with people from all over the world and they all share 1 thing about Nigerians, we are scammers, does it mean that our youths can not just work hard and get what they work for? Anyways, I don't blame them, when they have people like Naira marley as their mentor, it will not come as a shock Lalasticlala this needs to be on the front page so people can be more aware of these trick. |
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