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Okay, spoke too soon. Defence in tatters!

COME ON! Let's get the fight back on!

The famous HAIRDRYER is bound to come out at halftime. This is unacceptable.

What a laugh! How on earth is Rio supposed to chase the flying welsh man? Baba do something o! We are two down.

Any body wey comment abuse me for here go soak....

What the driver did just might be obvious. There is no busstop in front of Zenith at Obanikoro. He must have stopped to pick passengers. If you notice from the pix, the LASTMA pickup is on the other side of the service lane where the driver was accosted.

However, this does not warrant any physical attack by the LASTMA officials. But then I can also bet that the driver tried to resist being arrested. With the Police, resisting arrest can be combatted using reasonable force. I don't know about LASTMA sha.

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Awww....I see it still pains you. I can think of a whole bowl of adjectives that is associated with nigga.

You should have been more than that before you popped your mouth wrong and moved from your lane.

You ain't made shit...you bleeped up and too cowardly to admit that.

Next time get your facts straight...or else another arsewhooping is in order. [/quote]bbbzzz, bzzzzzz!

Can anyone hear that buzzing noise or is it just me.

Rocktation:
C'mon, you two, that's enough. Dabossman, I thought I said I'd marry you...if polyandry isn't frowned upon where you at...

Thank you jare sweety mi. Na one married woman like that they try hold my attention o! I've got several adjectives I could add before "married" but I will hold my peace. I'm more than that. I've made my point.

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Thank goodness....I would never have a raggedy mouth nigga on my nuts!

That is what i expected from a nigga who just been slaughtered.

Defense rest...OJ is acquitted. [/quote]And now to other NEWS..., Johnny Cochran just accepted to defend Sunday Ehindero in court....

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]First of all WHY ARE YOU ALL UP ON MY NUTS Secondly...if you are going to MAKE UP SHIT OR TWIST anything...at least make it sound credible. You also need to remember shit you say and ask as well.

You asked me and a few other chicks to TAKE CARE OF YOU because you are too lazy to take care of YOURSELF. In America....we call people who do not take care of themselves....DEADBEATS. I told you I don't do deadbeats and YOU FEEL THE NEED TO LIE and MAKE UP SHIT saying I don't think women should cook nor take care of themselves? Really nigga You MUST BE A NEW CHATTER!

You can't find NOT ONE POST OF ME SAYING I DON'T THINK WOMEN SHOULD COOK NOR TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. So if you bleeped up by misquoting then say that but don't throw bullshit to cover your bleeped ups.

Lastly...I am not the dumb arse poster who is complaining that the chick he brought to his house CAN'T COOK, CLEAN, AND is LAZY. If his dumb arse IS going to be with somebody that is not compatible to him...THAT IS ON HIS DUMB ARSE. I DID NOT CREATE A THREAD COMPLAINING ABOUT I AM MARRIED TO A DEADBEAT.

Class dismissed nigga.[/quote]Blah, blah, blah! You really do spew a lot of trash from your mouth, and like I said you are full of double speak. You don't miss quote people right? Then who on this thread made this "DUMB ARSE" comment:

"I am sure she can cook basic things but he wants her to be a chef and she is not one."

I'll tell you who..., YOU! Now please tell me where in the original post did the guy mention that he was looking for a chef? Ah..., exactly, NOWHERE! You obviously can't make up your mind where to stand on this discussion because you realized that your initial conclusions were completely baloney, and so you result to cheap name calling and vulgarity. I know your type. Always dishing out advice and opinions they can't live up to.

Why am I all up in your NUTS? Huh, sorry that is an expereince you will never have the opportunity enjoying. Now who has been schooled?

Adufaye: na 2day? Nxt tinz wey we gn hear b say he die 4 prison or d wound wey de him body kil am,supa story

Wow! I can't believe I had to read up to the seventh comment before getting the usually "na today" Nigerian response. Bravo bro. Continue to live a blessed life of skepticism and pessimism. The Lord is your "muscle".

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You are deadbeat if you dont think you should work to support YOURSELF. Yeah you know how to cook otherwise you will be a hungry mofo.[/quote]Here is an answer from you from a female like you on this forum called Wislet:

Ok, let me talk.
All des women supporting a lady being lazy about domestic work or not knowing how to (or want to learn) how to cook, can you marry a man that sleeps at home everyday- no job, no help around the house??
Can you marry a man that thinks his 'love' for you should be enough for you to say YES to his proposal. He musn't have a house or money to take care of you??

And now my comments: Mrs. Chima stop speaking from both sides of the mouth. You're sayin someone is deadbeat because he "doesn't work to support himself", but its okay for a wife not to cook to feed HERSELF and her family right? By your philosophy then it is safe to conclude that a woman who can't cook for her hubby and kids is a DEADBEAT WIFE TOO! Now I wonder who wants to marry such a woman.

Maybe we should just advice the OP to cook for himself and his kids alone. His "I can't cook and clean" wife can take care of herself or be a "hungry mofo"

Rocktation: Lol. Not to worry, you're good to go. We're independent, not just for the name of it. You excluded an important bit of info from your CV though. Can You Cook?

Babe, I can cook o! I can boil water and make noodles, and I can..., ehm, I think that's about it. Please let's get married. You can go out and be independent and make all the money we need. I'll just stay home and watch movies, play ludo with the boys in the neighbourhood and ensure that a plate of noodles is waiting on the table for you every night. Will you say "I do?"

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]I don't do deadbeats and if I can work..so can my husband. [/quote]Ah, now what makes me a deadbeat? The fact that I don't know how to do all those things that society says is a man's duty to do in the home? That's old fashioned lady. This is the second decade in the new millenium. You go make the money, provide for the home, you can work, who says your husband has to.

Oh, by the way, if I can cook, then so should my wife.

Mrs. Chima, Dealslip and Rocktation, you guys are too much. It's nice we have such liberal women like you on this forum. Sadly only the latter hasn't stated that she is married. If not I would have asked any of you peeps to come and marry me.

I'm a handsome, intelligent and very lovable young man. However, I must state here that i have never paid light bills or house rent before. I have never fueled my own car and I have never had a job. To be honest I don't believe in all that "the man should provide for the home crap". Who came up with that anyway? Love is all we need to get by right?

Please feel free to leave your husbands if necessary. I'm very available. I love women with such liberal mentality

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Well the "crocodile" in the original pix wasn't submerged, but alas, it seems crocs can move through water with stealth.

omenka: To all those sayin the pix was photoshoped, I pity una. I can only say u guys demonstrate what I call The Down Side of Enlightenment. Those of us down here know beta than to say the picture is fake. About a week into the floodin, just oposite the Judges Quarters, there were all manner of reptiles in the flood waters. Yours truely spoted three real big snakes swimmin their way to safety just outside the house I almost rented six months ago! Right now only the roof is visible! For those of us living in High Level n Ankpa qtrs area n beyond, we are safe but around the Gboko road axis and Wadata area with some parts of North bank (includin the golf course), sights like this have become an evryday affair. I have some of the pictures in my fone but don't undastand why they arnt uploading. Believe it or not, this is as real as it gets.

I hope this flood as not submerged NASME too o? I actually served there. I know most of these places you mentioned. How sad.

olayinke: So this thread is saying that someone inside that flood saw a crocodile like not more than 20m away from him/her and had d guts to take a picture....for this nigeria!!!

While not saying this picture is real or anything, I'm suprised that some people think you need to be close to the "crocodile" to take this picture. Eh, there is something called a zoom lens! It was invented like many years ago? Does it sound familiar?

It's not surprising that we have gotten to this point in this country. Let us stop deceiving ourselves, our Constituition is riddled with holes and grave irregularities. One law usually counters the other. A thousand lawyers will draw out a thousand interpretations from our constitutional laws that are so not clearly defined.

It saddens my heart that a Nigerian cannot abide in any part of this country without being treated like noutcast by the 'indigenes'. But then what do you expect in a country where we hold on so dearly to that ludicrous term "State of Origin." There is hardly any form you fill that you don't have it in it. How many of my Ibo brothers venting here fill the state of their birth in bio-data forms? Instead we are quick to fill our State of Origins, even if we've never been there before or visit occassionally. How many of my Yoruba brothers born in the east can contest an election in "Igboland" without being called a non-indigene. Now we are complaining.

We are so quick to say I'm first an Ibo man, a Yoruba man, and Hausa man and so on before I'm a Nigerian. Give me Biafra, give me Odua, give me Niger Delta, give me Arewa! Can't we all just get along?

Naptu has said it all. I don't think the Lagos State government acted illegally. They probably found a legal loophole in our flawed Constitution. Let us do away with this "State of Origin" nonsense. Where you are born is where you originated from.

[quote author=sayit_out1]...well its a good step towards orderliness but I still don't believe the report is 100% correct.

Are they telling us there are no responsible people driving?;

They are always looking for ways to estort money from the once struggling to survive. Every thing in Lagos is about the government's collection or imprisonment treat.

Even if this was to be 100% true, how do you expect these guy to be normal when it is obvious that the system on ground is working against them.

The government uses both the uniform touts and agboro to estort (all sorts of levies) from them;

expects them to pay taxes without any encouragement or source of making the money;


And I would expect that with all these problems that government creates for them they wouldn't have any money to buy 'igbo' and 'paraga'. If drug use is the best way to express my frustrations with government I should be high as a kite and heading to Aro by now. We live by the choices we make. Enough of the blame game.

always available to inpound their vehicles for no concrete reason and same government wants these guys to be normal?

Talking about drugs, the government is not even ashamed to say such a thing. How did these drugs get to their hands?

That means adequate security is not in place and you want things to b normal.

...I hate it when I see the govenment frustrating her people just to estort money while they can't even play their own basic role.

Do we still have people who speaks the voice of the masses?

Na wa o.[/quote]I would have thought that with all the money you say the goverment extorts from them, they shouldn't have any more money to buy 'igbo' and 'paraga'.

omoobajeje1: Are u sure? Why can't Fashola start D̶̲̥̅̊ process frm within? Are u y can't Fashola start dis from D̶̲̥̅̊ police and later extend it 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ state house of representative? And 2 D̶̲̥̅̊ whole Alausa including D̶̲̥̅̊ so called LASTMA

So what are you saying? Fashola should just pick people in these places you mentioned randomly and begin testing them? Is it not somebody who runs foul of the law that will be tested? Maybe Fashola's men should come and pick you up in your house and office and give you a random test. Let's see what they will find.

Can I come and inspect the 2Br flat off 31 road?

Is the mini flat with one bedroom and a living room, or two bedroom per chance?

dridowu: I hate ds program wit passion....................anyway sha ds post has been hidden

I'm sure you prefer those Nollywood movies with brainless chics in skimpy clothing doing nothing productive better right? Or maybe the endless, senseless talk on BBA is more your thing. Hating a show that brings families together and bonds them closer? You really must have had a dark childhood.

safarigirl: Can anyone mention any memorable performance by the Green family save for their hip hop performance? If not, how did they deserve it? I was rooting for the Efiokwus, but knowing that Nigerians would rather vote on sentimental basis, Green was the obvious choice. Everyone amazed by stunts of a 15 year old who looks (and acts) 11, so y'all think he's a kid. Eghove's performances were always stellar, Green is an average family, from the on set, Opus was their lone star, so wtf are y'all saying? They didn't deserve squat! Efiokwu was my winning family, but Eghove deserved it.

And how many times exactly did you vote for the Efiokwus? Or you think just rooting for them in your living room will win them the competition. The family with the highest votes win. It has nothing to do with who is the best. We all have our preferences for different reasons. Check yourself and you will see that even your own choice is sentimental. You probably like the handsome Malachi, like some guys like the beautiful Ifeoma. Don't hate if some folks like Opus.

Besides, one performance can win the competition. I particularly liked the Boyles' bedtime pantomine and voted for them. My babe liked the Eghoves because she saw the small, unpainted building they live in but didn't vote anyway.

Lastly, the Greens' performance was the best at the finals by a long mile. Even I had to admit that though I voted Boyle. Did you vote?

hornipipe: shove your sentiments down your throat and behave like a man

NEWS FLASH!!! Real men don't go about complaining about favouritism. They man up and accept that things didn't go their way and work towards a better day. Boys like you spend an eternity crying over spilt milk that has gone sour.

[quote author=mazaje]Nigerians and their wahala. . .I have stated this time and time again. . .Violence is a part of our society. . .Its is part of our DNA. Until we eschew violence then women can keep crying day and night, but the problem will never be sloved. . .The same women that complain about domestic violence are the same women that beat up their house helps, their younger ones and also encourage their elder children to beat up their younger ones all the time when they offend them. . .

How true. You should see our men and women on the street when a minor accident occurs. Once saw a woman slap a man for hitting her in traffic. The poor gentleman couldn't hit her back which was commendable, but not all men have that patience.

Violence against women is despicable, but I've come to find that some women now liar about it in a bid to get sympathy when their marriages hit the rock. I realized this after a couple close to me seperated. Turns out the chic was lying through her teeth just because she didn't want to be in the marriage anymore.

Please men don't hit your women. Please be honest about issues relating to domestic violence. It's hard enough to prove in many homes. Don't make it harder.

Yeye dey smell. Bad belle dey purge. Stop hating on the beautiful young lady. Yes, I said beautiful because she is beautiful. Your bad belle and holier-than-though attitude won't change that.

patanjaly: Or have u forgetting what happen during the inquisition when the pope ordered the killing n burning of non christians on stake?have u ever heard of the knight templers the attrocities they commited?

With all due respect to every well-meaning Muslim, and I know many, you are talking about a period in history called the Dark Ages. The world has evolved beyond that. Boko Haram says Western educations is bad, yet they use sophisticated weapons. They are given Islam a bad name and you are here justifying their evil actions.

emorse: u no dey shame. Old man like you.

Why "shall" I shame?

You guys should be tired of all this PDP, Man U owns the refs and the Queen is a United fan gist. Its getting lame. When Liverpool chucked up 18 titles was the Queen not on the throne. Bad calls by referees happen all the time. Sometimes its in your favor, sometimes its not. Deal with it.

Like Obey sang, when you come tops in class, haters will call you Teacher's Pet.

I knew this woman would mess things up the moment they called her up. We know her antecedents. Gov. Fashola never wanted her but the ACN forced her on him and pushed Sosan aside.

Have you noticed that she hardly represents BRF at major functions?

safarigirl: Maltina Dance All is a hoax. How can voting end 7:45 and winners are announced barely fifteen minutes later? How did they tally the votes? Eghove family really deserved that prize, they brought their A game in every performance, while Green was banking on one member. Even Efiokwu was preferable. Until they end voting at least an hour before the show starts, it will always be a big set-up.

And I'm guessing you think INEC supervised the voting right? My dear its called electronic voting. They didn't use ballot papers and people didn't queue in the sun. The votes add up the moment its cast. You even get a reply that says "thanks for voting" immediately.

Oh, by the way did you vote for Eghove? If you didn't, then its your fault they didn't win. Quit complaining.