₦airaland Forum

raskymonojendor:
Better than Okpa and Jollof handed out in Enugu, or Ikpeazu Eba and Egunsi in Abia

lexy2014:

So how will that mitigate the effects of removal of fuel subsisdy?

What of those that aren't mallams a d cleaners?

Eat beans and garri to get energy to trek from Ikoyi to Mainland.

wunmi590:
My brother, majority of the people in Ikoyi-obalende are not suffering, there is alot of development there...

This is just to extend his gesture to the few people who might needs it...

Alot of things they share during this time, most especially to student...

Free jamb card, waec card and alot of things to keep student in flying colours

Ok show us the bags of rice they shared at Bariga, Ajegunle and Alimosho axis.

Depriest2020:
Beans 2 mudu 850 × 2 = 1700
Garri 2 mudu 500 × 2 = 1000
Rice 2 mudu 1500 × 2 = 3000

Total = #5,700.

Still more than 5k for a vote that gives access to state and national treasury for good 4 years.

Georgejeez:
Sorry to say this but many Nigerian women are just boring and frustrating in relationships and marriages.

They want hot hard sex all the time yet don't like participating or initiating it .
They see it as solely a Man's duty to start it , satisfy them and make them cum while they lie down on their backs like fallen timber while moaning with Big Show's voice .
This is one of the reasons why Married men cheat because overtime they get tired of same positions , same routine and same formula , so when they meet a bad ass chick outside who is ready to give them good "one corner " vibes , they find themselves hooked , that's why you will see a Married man married to a pretty goddess of a wife with wicked figure 8 yet sleeping and having an affair with their ugly housegirl or a not so fine lady , many atimes his wife is beautiful but boring in bed ..

Ladies if you must enjoy your relationship or marriage, learn to bring some Victoria Cakes and Moriah Mills vibes to the bedroom instead of waiting for someone's son to give you 4 rounds every 3 days, each round lasting 40 minutes , while you do nothing but to lie down .

100%. Dem nor sabi what sex entails. Only to complain. They want a man to be an expert in bed but they won't participate. No time men nor go cheat.

fyzaila:
Is it necessary when you meet a divorced man or woman and you want to start a relationship, to start asking what happened? Like starting to dig and dig into the past of the person who is divorced.

In my opinion i don't think it's necessary, just focus on the person and see if you guys can work things out.

My fellow members, what's your opinion?

I know of a lady whose cruel action led to the death of her hubby few years later.
The man refused to involve the police because he didn't want their young daughter to suffer when mother is incarcerated.
The man is long forgotten now.

The woman has remarried and current hubby does not know her history. At least he did not know before marriage. I don't know about now. I just dey pity the men, but late and current.

People dey change sha. Only time will tell.

Tinububalls:
How can we sing the gods song on a strange land?

By the rivers of Babylon..........

achimendy:
You only saw and complained about what the guy did, but you didn't do thesame for the cheater girlfriend that was following somebody's husband. Is that the kind of woman a sensible guy will take care of.
May God have mercy on you Nigerian women.

Oh boy, you get time o.

So you want cow to condemn green succulent grass? Most of them are at it. The category of women here who consider a man's poverty as a major crime will now condemn sugar daddy's sexy toy olosho of a girl?

Jennyclay:
Another unfortunate broke foolish man looking for green card again.

Biko, you nonsense men shouldn’t kill me with laugh

And later he will take a 9ja lady abroad and give her the paper he got through this senior oyinbo lady.

After enduring scorn and all things just to settle down and survive.

Then the 9ja woman who benefitted from the whole thing will kick him out abroad later.

If in USA, the man might kill the 9ja lady.

Then the man will be termed "a monster" by you.

So either way, you will laugh at the man now and condemn him later too if that happens.

Lol, It's always the man's fault.

Her man realised her gullibility and closely monitored her. But she called it controlling and toxic,

Look at her now.

Even though opportunity maketh a thief, a woman who wants to cheat will find a way to cheat.
Simple.

lexy2014:
Do you mean that for the next 4 years Tinubu will use an important government position to "groom" Alake for governor instead of using the position for the betterment of Nigeria?

What is your take on his appointment as Minister of Solid Minerals and Development?

Alake is 66. The guy means grooming until 70 years old to become a governor.
Since in 9ja, a 57 years old grandpa is often "youth leader".

Long way to go in 9ja, I tell ya.

Kilometres:
About three now

Maryam Babangida

Patience Jonathan
Remi Tinubu

You forgot the very first ND first lady. First lady under military in the late 70s and beginning of current democratic era.

Late Stella OBJ.

When women that generally don't fear God since Garden of Eden say they want a God-fearing man, you go know say wahala dey.

They mean a mumu man whose destiny they can use to play betja like Eve did with Adam's.

And yet some human beings cannot think about their life.

I won't be surprised if Oyinbo soon give dogs the right to vote in general elections. Dudu will first condemn but will copy it later.

Clearly, dogs can't do worse than many unthinking humans out there.

FalseProphet1:
Open this one in Nigeria and watch it run down within a week, cos Nigerian girls cannot afford to spend money on themselves.

This I have seen.

Na coded lesbian hang out.

IYKYK.

mushroomFarm:
Least I forget...let me sound you guys a note of warning. Don't ever try to hold your pastor's wife like I did up there in Naija oooo talkless of swimming with her..

Mush, nice one. Like how much is a 2 bedroom or 3 bedroom flat/apartment to buy in your city in Russia? In $ or £/Euro?
In a decent part of town. Are non-Russians allowed to buy property?

Thanks.

Moniya4Real:
Tell him you will slap him whenever he tries whatever you warned him against . [b]If he calls your bluff by doing it again. [/b]Make true of your threat by landing a hot slap on his face. Try to tell your husband to equities house with a CCTV camera if he continues

Very risky. Women get killed in such situations if the BIL fears escalation. Bad idea. She must do something quick.

Banging OP is the only thing on his mind. He won't stop like that,

Nataliace:
The younger brother to my husband occasionally comes to visit us. My husband takes good care of him and support his business dealings.

He trusts his brother that he can travel for weeks leaving us together.

Recently my brother in-law's movement towards me changed.

He sometimes rub his hands on my back as if he was just being friendly. He made strange and unusual move towards me several times and I was uncomfortable with that.

I warned him that if he doesn't stop I will report to my husband.

My husband travelled last week and his brother has begun his behaviors of unexpectedly touching my body and showing up in my room or just following me to the kitchen whenever I am preparing meal.

I thought of reporting to his brother but I don't want to be the reason they will be enemies for life.

How do I stop him so this remain between two of us?

This is sincerely becoming unbearable.

The story sounds very fake but let me humour you and pretend it true.

So you want him to rape you first before you report him?

What if he spices your food one weekend (when you will not be missed at work next day) with a date-molestation drug and repeatedly have his way the whole weekend? You will feel too dirty and guilty for not reporting early to say "pim" to anyone. Your BIL can perfect his story to make you look as the seductress.

Your hubby can divorce you but can never get rid of a blood relative.

Your BIL can even murder you if really high on konji and you resist one night. People kill for less.

CHARLOE:
In reality, HIV n other STDs spread very fast amongst them.

Actually, gays are way more informed about HIV, protection and use PEP than heterosexuals.
Campaigns highlighting risk of HIV due to gay sex has made a difference.

The main danger is among gay drug addicts who prostitute go get money for a fix.

If people condemn gayness for religious, cultural and other reasons, that's another matter.

shortgun:
What exactly will Nigeria gain by going to war with Niger republic?

We might "gain" another terror group or revive old ones with the propaganda that Southern 9ja is fighting Northern 9ja because the North and Niger as same.

Northern leaders have all made it very clear: They said 9ja and Niger are Siamese twins. By that they are not saying Edo, Ikwerre or Ibiobio are related to Niger. They mean the North.

Northern Emirs are running up and down to Niger. Did you see them show so much enthusiasm to solve Boko problem? No!

It shows that Niger is much closer to their heart than 9ja (except their own North). Buhari built train track to Niger. Why didn't he extend train from Ogun or Lagos to Benin Republic?

Bubu has not been to Enugu or Ikot since he left power, but he went to chill in Niger.

Go figure. With herdsmen all the forests in the South, we should take whatever we get if ECOWAs foolishly invade Niger.

Alphanancy:
Money they should have used to add to the minimum wage they want to waste on needless war and your likes are shinning teeth. We claim to have cut their electricity supply, that's enough war on its own. We don't need any physical combat.

Let them be admiring uniform of army chiefs that have looted more money than entire Niger Republic annual budget.
Their mumu never doo.

SmartyPants:
ECOWAS has done all of these things - the problem is always implementation.

There are ECOWAS protocols and agreements on free trade and the use of a single-currency which are measures that will uplift small and medium-scale businesses, but member states will always frustrate efforts.

There is an ECOWAS Community Court of Justice that handles human rights and other complaints. Do member states obey their judgments? Less than 40% of judgments are obeyed.

Every election features a heavy presence of ECOWAS observers. Sir, ECOWAS has done all it can as a body, the problem is from member states, and that is exactly what we're witnessing again.

You have already made legal agreements - now stand as one to execute them. That's what we need.

I say see oyinbo, you say see father. Dem nor say mad man nor dey go farm na make he do useful work for farm dem they talk.

African leaders sign everything signable at international level. They sign so easily because they have NO intention of implementing them.

What is the use of all the protocols if the masses are suffering ever more?

Now they are doing marathon meetings and stand-by forces because their looting positions are threatened.

SmartyPants:
You can't say that.

Many years ago ECOWAS sat down and agreed a zero-tolerance policy for coups - it was seen as a good policy at the time. So why are so many people now fighting its implementation?

What kind of international partner would Nigeria be to pull out of the difficult end of an agreement?

But the same ECOWAS could not sit down to plan to lift citizens out of poverty, ensure rigging elections don't happen again, bring inflation to single digit, stop politicians looting, corruption and human right abuse/extra-judicial killing?

Sure, they will sit down to do what benefits themselves but not the masses.

Until politicians do the right things in their various ECOWAS countries, coups and strife will be their lot.

Just dey play.

samuk:
The difference between original Asabans and their Ibo immigrants as explained by Ajayi Crowder who visited Asaba in 1875.

Nor mind the guy. Just ignore him. Truth dey pepper dem for body.

KenechukwuEdu:
So you feel there were no boats to cross the River Niger before 19th century. Asaba has always been an Igbo town. Don’t say nonsense

Why do some of you Igbo guys move straight to insult? Is that why some Yoruba guys say you wake elders up in the morning with a slide tackle?

Go and argue with the historian who wrote it in the 19th century. The person who experienced and documented it.

HanisahZuwy:
Don't tell me you're one of those who do this. Are you? I hope not though.

My dear, it's very true. Of course in line of work, you often can't even mention it. Unless it's one of the signs and symptoms the lady has alongside pain during urination, discharge, itchiness, etc. It's always a delicate matter.

But it's rather common.

Some women over-clean down there. They use soaps that should not be used there. Such as medicated soaps. They disrupt the flora there. Some may be due to infection especially bacterial vaginosis (BV).

It's important to manage it well because if it's BV, then it increases the risk of catching and or infecting others with HIV through unprotected intercourse.

The fishy odour can be VERY strong, even more so after intercourse. The woman may not perceive the odour themselves but the guy may never want to experience it again.

RedboneSmith:
Source for this? I feel I have seen the material you've represented here, but I want to be sure.

It has been shared on some of those Benin v Yoruba threads where you typically jump into the middle. Since several years now.

You should have seen it by now.

mr1759:
The people of iseluku, kwuale, Agbor etc where very nice people who share ancestory of Benin kingdom they where never Igbo they call them Ika, these people with fertille land open their hands to people from across the river Niger the igbos looking for fertile lands to farm cos they where hungry, many Igbo came and never returned some igbos where slave trade victims abandoned in Agbor and asaba environ who could not locate their way back home according to Reno omokri that was how they igbosnise delta north

Asaba even more so. Even though people like to see Asaba as probably the most Igbo leaning Anioma clan today, by mid-19th century, Asaba was documented as an Edo town with Igbo people increasingly coming from across the Niger. It was already predicted in one such writing by a well-known Yoruba historian that Igbo would soon dominate the population of Asaba. He was right as we can see today.

Same Western people ordering us around to go use our children as cannon fodder in Niger Republic.

So they can have more uranium.

QueenDima47:
It is my wish. My every day wish.

Ok. Don't worry. You will.