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slimjohn2k5:
Apart from paternity n maternity fraud, women also do age fraud. A woman that hv reached 38 will tell the man she is 23. Then they start struggling with child birth.

Like 90% of them.

The reason some women don't respect their hubby is that they are actually older than hubby. But they lied in the beginning and stuck to the lies. The wife might be 2 years older than him but hubby believes he is three years older. 5 years is the favourite age women cut from their age. It can be even 10 or more years cut away if it serves their purpose.

I have seen age and paternity fraud up close. This guy in the story is even lucky as at least one of the kids belongs to him. I know several where all the kids belong to another man. EVERY man should quietly do paternity test on his kids as soon as they are born.

A woman had about 3 or 4 grown up kids (like above 15 to 20 years old) and introduced them as siblings. Only when she died we discovered they were her kids. She came from a different tribe that often travel a lot.

When she developed certain illnesses, we wondered why a lady as young as her should develop such diseases. She was very pretty, yellow pawpaw youngish looking likeable lady when she first came. So, the age she claimed sounded plausible.

Only when the siblings turned out to be her kids after her death did we realise she must have been like 20 years older than we thought.
Yeah, fertility is another big issue. Seen lots of that too.

ifinger:
Agreed 💯 . I don see married women wey dem dey finger for office for my mind I be like this one too go de form better wife for em husband for house

Lol. Finger good na. If na im hubby even get all the pikin wey she born for house na another question.

Any man who does not do paternity test on his kids is either poor, ignorant or knows that he's infertile but wants kids anyway.

No woman, I repeat, no woman deserves to be trusted on that front.

ifinger:
The only person deserving of our[b] plan is our wife[/b] else keep it to yourself ! Your colleagues at work are not your confidants

That sef na if na good wife you get. Most these days nor even deserve to know as they are plan/dream killers.

SALLYBERRY01:
There is a problem in this country

Just a problem? E for good.

Dude, problemS wa o.

ObalendeCMS:
Magun = Don't climb.

Maybe at night, the pole is babalawo's wife.

StraightGaay:
Pure sperm climb nothing go happen

Pour menstrual blood mixed with water and blended garlic or urine from a pregnant woman.
E don cancel the okpor.

drlateef:
The insertion of DR Congo in that top list just confirms my belief that this is a load of poo.😂😂😂. This is a country where people are killing each other everyday because of gold and diamonds.

Look at the list, they are all countries that our friend Mr Trump calls a certain name that begins with S. Small nyansh dey shake.

9ja na kukuma HQ of suffering and smiling.

ideatoprince18:
Kaiiii this his wife is just the real Black is beautiful!!!!

See smile na .... tell me how u will be angry when u come home and see her smile to u ehn!!!

God u really try for this babe abeg ... u create sha!!!

I pray the Unioon last and withstand the test of time!!!

Yes the babe set.
Thing is beauty of a lady is not what brings joy to a man. It's her character long time.
She might refuse to smile for whatever reason.
But both look genuinely happy.

Wish them good luck. HML.

Capernum:
This name Eguavon is always funny to me. Anyways, we no dey chop name.

Funny to an ear that does not understand the meaning.

Is Eguavoen funnier than Paul Heckingbottom, manager of Sheffield United?

Eguavoen alludes to the "bubbly and busy nature of a royal court/palace".

A name from the time that having many children in the house was considered wealth, including old age pension guarantee.

If dem nor come deny am tomorrow o, this acceptance is good.

Now provide adequate solutions.

Another ready excuse to keep importing petrol and embezzle subsidy.

richiemcgold:

...but all these years, these same people (including Falana) have been advocating full implementation of oronsaye's report. Why kicking against it now that you're about to get it implemented?

Nigerian activists are the most confused in the world, walahi.

Although Falana can be inconsistent in his utterances, but see his point below. We now have 1316 agencies unlike 263 in 2011-2014. We also cannot afford NASS as it is now or a large FG with so many aids/advisers.

“Whereas the Report recommended the reduction of 263 agencies to 151, the number of ministries, departments and agencies has increased to 1316. Even the current administration has increased the number of ministries and created new agencies. To that extent, the Steve Oronsaye Report is completely outdated."

Reviewing it carefully to improve and update it before implementation is a sound idea.

Avoid olofofo women. Dem fit put you for trouble.

Avoid overfamiliarity. One girl or woman may be coming to your room to borrow one thing or the other.

Even though you only help with church mind, rumours may start flying around. You fit get into trouble with her hubby or bf.

You can by and large handle the guys more easily.

ecolime:
Since 2009 ?


Tinubu is here to pack the shit of Yaradua, GEJ and Buhari.

Asiwaju met poo 5cm high, he added his own to make it the height of Mount kilimanjaro.

None of his predecessors made one pound to be over 2k Naira.

Blame game won't help. He said he has been preparing for Aso Rock since 2007. Let him grab the pile of poo quickly and run with it.

Grab the mandate and grab the poo.

ecolime:
Since 2009 ?


Tinubu is here to pack the shit of Yaradua, GEJ and Buhari.

Asiwaju met poo 5ch high, he added his own to make it the height of Mount kilimanjaro.

None of his predecessors made one pound to be over 2k Naira.

Blame game won't help. He said he has been preparing for Aso Rock since 2007. Let him grab the pile of poo quickly and run with it.

EreluRoz:
Is it not the same Norway oga panso always speak nicely about?

Norway is a very sane place. Nor be gra gra place.

If you want a calm and high quality life, places like Norway, Finland and Denmark are you sure plugs. Though cold and expensive.

But even sane countries have some very insane people like that Nazi Breivik guy that murdered innocent youths in cold blood.

mytime24:
Anytime I hear Yakubu name I dey always remember that miss

Omo! I bought a brand new plasma TV to watch that game. To see that miss in that widescreen was even worse.

Otherwise, Yak's goal tally in EPL was one of the best for an African player, even when only playing for average clubs.

Because Sallah plays football somewhat effortlessly, and does not look energetic or gangling like Drogba, Kanu or Toure, people underestimate his skills. He's absolutely top draw.

If not because he's playing in the era of some phenomenal talents, just like Thierry Henry was back then, Sallah should have won Ballon D'or by now.

So you will go and tell a woman who cannot afford asthma pump anymore that his rich neighbour's share price has increased, bah?

How many people own a share in 9ja as a whole? It will not pass the population of Ogbomosho out of the whole of Nigeria.

Duelee:
Bictch doesn't know she proved another law called "Okorie's law "

Which loosely States; by trying to disapprove Okafor a lady would get banged, and banged and banged with her fully thinking Okafor is nonexistent but unaware that Okorie's law is playing out .

Okorie's Law = Law of purposeful defiance of Okafor's Law.

Isaac Newton would be very proud of you.

Abeg, help us with the Law of Kpukus Elasticity.

We need to understand the looseness of some NL ladies here.

Hmmmm

It was sheer arrogance.

There are some sections of people who believe they know everything. At times due to tribalism-induced arrogance of believing they are better educated.

When you underestimate others, you make foolish mistakes.

stano2:
Shame de catch me
See what Nigeria has been reduced to . CHAFF

Bro, shame nor dey catch thief like e dey catch him brother.

You can't shame the shameless.

A nation ruled by a bunch of mandate barawos from top to bottom can never make headway.

Citizens already know it's a case of OYO.

Angelfrost:
Chief consultants with many decades worth of experience abroad still consult the medical reference books from time to time.

Some will even tell you they need to do so... Or ask their fellow consultants.

Knowledge is not exhaustive.

Errors actually begin when you think you know it all.

Lol. No mind the dude. These days, MDT meetings early in the morning may include virtual meetings with experts in various countries before consultation begins daily. People don't know that care professions include learning DAILY. Every minute sef.

That girl may have reacted badly to anaesthetic. We also need to be sure that this procedure did not include termination of pregnancy. Yep, even nuns do undergo the procedure. Adult females can conceal that fact from their parents.

RIP.

Urgent1Million:
I see the case of Atiku's desperation replaying in the governorship election in Edo state.
Obaseki should've allowed Shuaibu to succeed him in peace.
Now that they are scheming him out, once he loses in court, he'll split the PDP votes heavily.
Whether we like it or not, Philip Shuaibu is a core grassroots politician in Edo state whose decision to side with Obaseki helped the latter win the fight against Oshiomhole.
With Akpata's emergence as LP candidate, a few old PDP guys who aren't benefiting from Obaseki will switch over to his side. APC will have a shaking if they don't put their house in order very quickly. We all know Oshiomhole would want his pound of flesh since his candidate did not pick the ticket.
It's going to be a complex permutation of events.
State resources vs federal might vs Oshiomhole's internal betrayals vs Shuaibu's internal betrayals.
If Akpata plays his cards well, he stands a chance of winning the election, especially as Wike would want to remain the emperor of South south politics and would do everything possible to see that Oshiomhole is painted in bad light, plus he already has a strained relationship with Obaseki. We all know that Wike has gone beyond playing ordinary party politics. He already has a say in the PDP and the APC (the first politician in Nigeria, if not in Africa or even the world, to achieve something like that). I see him attempting to add the LP to his file, starting with Edo state.
I forsee that the outcome of the governorship election will reflect far more than the strengths or resources of political parties. A lot of personal interests will come to play.
#This is my opinion.

Dude, go and be analysing for Channels abi Arise. You nailed it on its head. I was discussing something very similar yesterday with a friend.

How easily voting blocks could be split right down the middle due to grudges, acrimony, internal rancour, outside forces and permutations to be politically relevant and gain control.

Congrats!

Whether your wife born in the moon, Japan or Okokomaiko, jejely do paternity test on your baby early. NO exception.

So you don't raise another man's child. Especially men that travel a lot or women who themselves travel a lot. Trust nobody. Even your best friend, brother, in-law, neighbour and those people that you normally should trust may be helping you oil her in your absence. Even if the woman appears to be perfect in every area as a wife or girlfriend. Konji and money are the most dangerous areas of human weakness. No sentiments.

You will be shocked.

Ignore this warning at your own peril.

OVIHINNO:
Big fat lie. Obaseki played all His cards to ensure everyone else emerges except Akpata

Lol. They have no idea. Choosing Olumide is very strategic. Olumide will just divide the vital Edo South vote and draw young voters. Especially if Obi takes his time to campaign vigorously in Edo. LP will pick a deputy from Edo North to divide APC stronghold.

Anybody can win this election now. The margin will be narrow.

I believe however, that it's the turn of Edo Central, to be fair.

Why this little guy come use style resemble our late Baba, Alaafin Adeyemi?

raumdeuter:
Obaseki fought against Godfather imposition only for him to impose his stooge Ighodalo and become his godfather

Oshiomole fought against Anenih godfatherism only to become a godfather to Obaseki

What this only prove is that people are hypocrites and they only turn into activists seeking public favor when the game does not favor them

Gargantuan hypocrites for that matter.

Odubu was loyal to Oshiomhole for 8 years but he brought Obaseki in.

Urgent1Million:
Parallel?
Who won the perpendicular one?

Racoon:
Debate, he said no and they made excuses for him. Now reality is clearer. The first class gbajue certificate forger has been exposed and demystified.

The impulsive tendency by the so called builder of Lagos debt-burden economy in succumbing to the neck constricting IMF plan of floating the naira just nailed his cluelessness and incompetency. Being itchy and shaky from sniffing white powder is not political sagacity.

That Buhari can even do better in terms of understanding IMF's anti-Developing Countries policies, and refuse to implement them is baffling.

Right now, Buhari looks like an economic genius.

Before nko?

It's a thankless job. The step-kids will NEVER appreciate their step-dad's effort.

Better adopt a poor child than raise step-kids. Know you are doing something good willingly. Not tied to some "fake love of a woman".

Men should heed this warning for their own good.

Yes, it's generalisation because only about 5 to 10% will be different and that's a fail mark by any standard.