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Health › Re: Health Workers Kick As Nigerian Nursing Council Introduces Stringent Conditions by Dancebreaker: 4:49pm On Feb 08, 2024
Lol. If country was good, only few would leave.

Repair country first.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by Dancebreaker: 1:57am On Feb 08, 2024
When I heard that their name is Banana Banana, I just relaxed, bought some ground nuts to watch the game. Banana and groundnut was sweet to eat. grin cheesy
Properties › Re: Between These Two Home Interiors, Which One Do You Prefer? by Dancebreaker:
Emman08:
2 of course. Modern, clean straight lines.
1 is for Nigerian politicians wey don too thief money with nothing to do with it grin
You beat me to it. grin cheesy

It depends on where you are in life.

As a young successful guy, No. 2. Simple and modern.

If you are a mazi, Otunba, chief, ozo title holder, oloye or some senior dude, No 1 as your main lounge to receive big people is cool. Of course have another simple lounge to play with grandkids.
Food › Re: Can You Eat These? (picture) by Dancebreaker: 12:31pm On Feb 07, 2024
See ajekpako everywhere.

That thing there na delicious snack.
Travel › Re: See How Close Roadside Traders Are To The Railway Tracks In Oshodi (video) by Dancebreaker: 6:55pm On Feb 06, 2024
Printme:
shift abeg. You're not a customer
And you will lose many more potential customers for being rude.

I can proudly list many Nairalanders I have patronised in various business sectors here.

Good luck to you.
Travel › Re: See How Close Roadside Traders Are To The Railway Tracks In Oshodi (video) by Dancebreaker: 6:34pm On Feb 06, 2024
Printme:
well are you not trolling right now? undecided

You asked for sample. I provided it. Now the next thing is who I built the website for?

Please aren't you mad?
If you go about insulting people you don't know, don't be surprised when you get your reward for it. You know you pretend to offer a service, to get you will be easy.

A genuine businessmen has no problem answering basic questions but 419 have issues with it.

Mods, Seun Osewa and co, scrutinise this boy here. When he built website for Tesla. He claims Tesla Invest website is his work sample. Before people fall victim here.

If you are legit, you will have no issue proudly showing off your work. Builders here on NL show off their work from foundation to the end.

Since you are typing from Yaba left, you only see mad people around you.
Travel › Re: See How Close Roadside Traders Are To The Railway Tracks In Oshodi (video) by Dancebreaker: 5:25pm On Feb 06, 2024
Printme:
teslainvest.xyz
Peap.cc

Now are you going to patronize or just troll? undecided
Oh you built website for Tesla of Elon Musk? Or the finance business is owned by somebody else?

So anybody asking for testimonial or work sample is a troll unless he gives you a job immediately? shocked shocked

It's better to display our attitudes here openly than in more private WhatsApp chats.

Wow!
Health › Re: Man’s Affairs With Five Married Women Ends In Mysterious Skin Disease by Dancebreaker: 5:03pm On Feb 06, 2024
Boldtrust:
Did you forget they're five African women involved in this? Married women who should not be part of this kind of news under any condition. This shows women cheat 5 times more than men
One gender person says the man is greedy. shocked shocked
So does it mean if he had limited it to one or two married women, it would be ok? shocked shocked shocked

To me it seems like "the guy I am cheating with might be sleeping with other married women o" kind of mentality.

In her wisdom, there is no curse on the married women distributing their pvssy to any randy he-goat. Five of them o. cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Business › Re: Standard Chartered Bank Warns Against Hoarding Of Dollars by Dancebreaker: 4:59am On Feb 06, 2024
crossfm:
Hehehe.

Warning ko, warning ni grin.

This baba is looking for who to deceive.I trust Nigerians,they will do the needful cheesy.
All these book economics nor dey work in 9ja because nobody follows the rules.

The dude sef dey stockpile FX seriously. grin grin cheesy cheesy

When has Naira ever regained value it has lost? It might regain a little temporarily but medium term is more devaluation.

If you have dollars/Euro, keep your money jeje. Even if Naira becomes 900 to a dollar, still keep it and wait for just 6 months.

Even dom accounts worth about 30 abi 50 billion dollars in total already dey govt eye to raid sef.
Politics › Re: United States Confirms Sale Of 12 Attack Helicopters, Others To Nigeria For $1bn by Dancebreaker:
DMerciful:
That's like N1.5 trillion . Tinubu has turned the naira to tissue paper!
And Nigerian national budget for 2024 expenditure is 27.5 trillion Naira. Even though they will use padding/appropriation to add more later, it's a paltry sum. This should be the budget of Bayelsa or Ekiti Sate. For decent quality education, healthcare, welfare system and local amenities that are well funded. Considering where we were in 1960 compared to Australia, Singapore, NZ, etc.

https://www.pwc.com/ng/en/assets/pdf/nigeria-budget-highlight-2023.pdf

This budget was prepared with forex of $1 = 750 Naira.

We never ready o.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Lagos Before Crude Oil And Independence by Dancebreaker: 2:11am On Feb 05, 2024
interesting
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ranks 109th Out Of 125 Countries In 2023 Global Hunger Index by Dancebreaker: 5:04pm On Jan 31, 2024
JasonScoolari:
Don't gaslight us with that “Others wouldn't have done better” bullshit talk.

Una go vote incompetent person, then try to rope others into the calamity y'all voted.


Stop that nonsense talk immediately.
Nor mind am. Others clearly did better with evidence/data to prove it but hypocrisy and bigotry won't let them admit it. Very shameless people. shocked shocked
Business › Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,520 Per Dollar by Dancebreaker: 4:59pm On Jan 31, 2024
Samirana360:
Free fall..... It will get to 2000 before next weekend
Abi o. Osondi Owendi.

It has some silver lining.
Business › Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,520 Per Dollar by Dancebreaker: 4:57pm On Jan 31, 2024
Martinez39s:
Nothing new: this is an ongoing thread from past generations. Despite this, Nigerians will still suffer and smile; hope in god and crooked survival means; cut corners and reduce expenses to accommodate inflation; give birth like rats; indulge in tribalism, blind political biases, sick classism; and/or pat themselves on the back for enduring and smartly surviving. This is the way of Nigerians in the face of economic shege.
True, until kidnappers start moving from house to house. By then, they would have killed as many kings and others as possible, God forbid.

As things dey go, that smug smile don dey disappear.

Dem don dey know say khaki nor be leather.
Business › Re: Naira Trades At ₦1,520 Per Dollar by Dancebreaker: 4:51pm On Jan 31, 2024
IkeGod9891:
Thank God u all knw how we got here.
OK o.

Na we wey dem dey call Tanoids in 2014-2015 na im dey smile now.

Knowing the disaster Bubu was in 1983, we tightened our belt and divested when he came in 2015.

When dem drive away Goodluck to choose badluck, wetin dem expect? cheesy cheesy grin grin

I nor fit go mumu for anybody.
Politics › Re: EFCC Uncovers Religious Sect Laundering Money For Terrorists - Olukoyede by Dancebreaker: 4:45pm On Jan 31, 2024
killsmith:
Mention the names or na just cheap propaganda.
Na so una lie say a gang defrauded Nigerian over 40 years with fuel subsidy, but no arrest whatsoever.

A very big shame to those who voted this government.
No, the sect na spirit sect. No name, no address. grin grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Nigeria Must Defeat Angola To Honour Samuel Okwaraji's Heroic Sacrifice On Pitch by Dancebreaker: 2:34pm On Jan 31, 2024
Xwizard:
I just don’t trust those boys sagging while playing
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Agriculture › Re: Cattle Destroy 35,000 Hectares Of Rice Farm In Enugu – Officials by Dancebreaker:
MrProlific95:
Fulanis in Nigeria will pay for these wicked atrocities they tacitly support against indigenous Nigerians.

A time might come when Indigenous Nigerians will declare war on these murderous herders as they have declared war against Nigerians.


We are at War yet we don't realise it.

Indigenous Nigerians Rise and protect your .

lands from these vipers.

At this point in time, it is safe to say that Any indigenous ethnic community without a Defence arrangement armed against these blood suckers is playing with extinction.

The Fulani's who appear peaceful yet do not openly condemn this Atrocities against Indigenous Nigerians will not be spared.
Dude, Jihad don already start. Na South still dey mumu. Two monarchs were killed yesterday at Ekiti. So what else do Southerners want to see?
Travel › Re: To Marry Or Not To Marry by Dancebreaker: 8:07pm On Jan 30, 2024
pansophist:
What is the opinion of your fiancee on all these? shocked

If she tells you to postpone the marriage, that she should go first, then you should know that you are in the idiot in the midst grin

Also, if he loses interest in helping your fiancee just because she got married before coming, then he is not your real helper and probably wants to snatch your woman.

Does this helper from America know you? Have you guys met or at least, spoken on the phone before? What is the basis of his benevolence?

Shine your eyes sha, no go let anybody use your head. In situations like this, I will assume the worst and then hope for the best. That's how you save yourself from unnecessary headaches and disappointment.
Lol, the guy knows what he's doing. The guy and his fiancee want to use the man.
Is the man her uncle, in-law or what? He didn't tell us.
grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
We don see all before. We know how e dey end.
Properties › Re: Can ₦2M Finish The Construction Of A 2-Bedroom Flat? by Dancebreaker: 7:56pm On Jan 30, 2024
stigman:
Built = October 2023
Town = island- Lagos


Materials

6" block @360 x 1500 = 540,000
Cement @5500 x 50= 275,000
Sand = 20 tons = 140,000
Plaster sand 10 tons = 70k
Labour for block #80 x 1500 blocks = 120,000
Digging and blinding of foundation = highest 50,000 ( which is high o)
Plastering of wall = 4000 per partition x the number of partitions



You still have change for roofing

I used 1200 for the two rooms in the picture
It's 16 ft x 16 ft per room with two toilets and one kitchen
Normal room is 12 x 12 or 10x 11 or 10 x 10 depends on what you want

With 2m you can

Yes am a contractor
So in your experience as a contractor, how much will complete a 2 bedroom flat (2 rooms, one parlour, two toilets and a kitchen) including roofing? Also considering current materials prices. Minimum 12 x 12 rooms. Thanks.
Properties › Re: Can ₦2M Finish The Construction Of A 2-Bedroom Flat? by Dancebreaker: 6:06pm On Jan 30, 2024
stigman:
What are you saying, he can
6" block @360 x 1500 = 540,000
Cement @5500 x 50= 275,000
Sand = 20 tons = 140,000
Plaster sand 10 tons = 70
Labour for block #80 x 1500 blocks = 120,000
Digging and blinding of foundation = highest 50,000 ( which is high o)
Plastering of wall = 4000 per partition x the number of partitions



You still have change for roofing

I used 1200 for the two rooms in the picture
It's 16 ft x 16 ft
Stigman, this house you built here, when and in which town/state?

Total estimated cost to finish and pack in?

Can you share the plan? Are you a building contractor/builder?

Thanks.
Family › Re: How Do We Avoid Future Chaos In The Family by Dancebreaker: 7:33pm On Jan 28, 2024
Scholace,

This is old post I know.

Please sell the village house or the problem could last for generations.
At worst, find a plot at Ikorodu and build there.

As a rule of thumb, anything you do for your siblings, expect nothing. Give them all your salary every month, none will say you did anything for them. They feel entitled. No exception.

Give 10% as charity and outsiders will value it. Your dad did well to support his siblings but does not mean his siblings will be good to him or his children. Learn your own lesson from your dad's experience.
Politics › Re: Constituents Collate Signatures To Recall Simon Lalong by Dancebreaker: 7:08pm On Jan 28, 2024
They should even recall all the senators. They have no use aside raising their emoluments and constituency allowances.

We can't even afford a bi-cameral parliament when every citizen aside the looters is crying ebi'n pa mi o.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger, Mali And Burkina Faso Withdraw From ECOWAS by Dancebreaker: 7:01pm On Jan 28, 2024
Bad news for 9ja and West Africa. We need their cooperation to fight terrorists.

Any junta that succeeds in its coup in the region will have 3 countries ready to welcome them.

Failed elected and election rigging leaders put Africa at risk. Coups will happen when there is grinding poverty, insecurity, impunity and looting. See the result now.

The only panacea is good governance, rule of law, transparency and tangible economic growth that creates jobs for the masses.

The more pariah states we allow to emerge the more the dens of terrorists in the region.
Celebrities › Re: Police Arrest Mr. Ibu's Son & Adopted Daughter For Pilfering ₦55M From Donation by Dancebreaker: 2:24am On Jan 26, 2024
aribisala0:
There was a thread recently when a joker was arguing about children as a pension plan and how you are naked in old age without children
There are children that will strip you naked in old age and are worse than not having children
Old age bawo,

Dey will use their middle age father do ritual sharp sharp.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Living Abroad Caught Wife In Hotel After She Claimed Going To Work by Dancebreaker: 7:04pm On Jan 25, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Smug about infidelity? You mean the same infidelity that is glorified as a man's right in marriage in your Nigerian culture or another one? By the way, what exactly do you mean by "the worst" here? undecided

2. The ring worms crawling through your heads don't let you lot reason well. If you are so afraid of all of this why bother engaging women at all. Just marry other men and be done with it? Yes, we live in a world which is more accepting of that. So why not explore that option instead of fuming in the mouth everytime a woman does something that scares you. Save yourself all from all that anxiety abeg. undecided
Well, go and rant at those who take women seriously.

I expect absolutely nothing from women and never did. I learnt that before I was even 10 years old.

The hubby must have been a fool to have trusted the wife in the first place and a bigger fool if he hadn't done paternity test on those 4 kids before now.

We agree on one thing though. Left to me, there should be no marriage.

I pay for a service only. Anything a women can offer has a price. And there is abundance of willing women to provide the service. Childbearing and everything else can be paid for.
No dulling.

Just business.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Living Abroad Caught Wife In Hotel After She Claimed Going To Work by Dancebreaker: 2:52pm On Jan 24, 2024
Kobojunkie:
Storyland! lipsrsealed

If you watched the video you would see the man was asking the woman to divorce him meaning the plot is not at all any of what you assume here. undecided
I hope when the worst happens, which men from that axis have been often reported to do, I hope people like you will still be smug about infidelity.

Any man that has not done paternity test on his kids in 2024, is either a fool or too poor to do so.

As for divorce, divorcing an olosho with 4 kids can only be a blessing. Let her collect the house and see how she will live in it.

This is 2024. Nor gree for any harlot.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Living Abroad Caught Wife In Hotel After She Claimed Going To Work by Dancebreaker:
immortalcrown:
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You ask why the man videoed her. You are clearly a woman of double standards.

You know that the man hitting her will have a negative consequence (punishment) on him. But you don't want to admit that the woman being filmed is a desrved punishment for her own action. Your logic here implies that you want men to be punished for all their misconducts but want women to get away with theirs. Are you just catching cruise online or are you like this in real life?

Infidelity in marriage has no justification for any gender. But here, you boldly say you will cheat on your partner if you don't get enough from him. The same you claim to be a feminist. I thought men are useless to feminists. Or, do you mean you will cheat with your fellow woman? In fact, you are a two-edged sword. If you are really a feminist, you won't marry a man in the first place, talk more of not getting enough from him.
If you look well, the man would have done everything for this lady. Probably brought her from 9ja. She now has her documents complete and has a job. The kids may all be over 8 years already, fairly independent. She feels divorce won't affect her much. She even stands to gain. Her confidence shows she's a veteran olosho.

But the hubby can use other ways to bleep her up.

The man should do DNA test on the kids, codedly if possible, as most oyinbo countries will require wife's consent.

If kids are his, leave matter and just move on.

The man should stop eating her food. She might poison her.
Culture › Re: Musyus Aso-oke Business Enterprises Iseyin Oyo-state by Dancebreaker: 1:19am On Jan 23, 2024
Musyus:
Hello everyone. We are producer of quality Aso-oke fabrics for any kind of your occasions and events. Our production factory is located in Iseyin oyo-state and we can deliver to any part of the country even diaspora. For more information and booking please contact our marketing manager on: 08039652956 or Whatsapp on:08055628948. Thanks for your prospective patronages.
Nice.
Do you also supply fabric called Seghosen? What of Aso-Ogho? Hand woven original.

Thanks.
Business › Re: Otedola Acquires ₦6Billion Dangote Cement Shares by Dancebreaker: 11:22am On Jan 19, 2024
You see as big men dey flow.

Poor people go dey envy themselves.

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