₦airaland Forum

CJStarz:
Una see say village people don relocate abroad.😂😂😂

As in Japajantis.

Nice

My dear, the smell is real in some women.

Bacterial vaginosis causes serious fishy odour and fills the air after sex. The lady may not perceive it that much.

Most guys will never tell the woman and might avoid her after. Only a guy who truly understands the possible cause and likes/loves the girl enough will mention it to seek help.

But most guys don't know the cause and they just assume the girl is not clean enough.

rottenegg:
So, as we approach the year 2024, NPF still cannot afford "body bags"? They have to use a toddlers soft mat to carry a "body" from a crime scene!
SMH.

E be like say nor be 9ja you dey.
If they buy body bags as budgeted, which money will oga dem use to fly their numerous girlfriends to Dubai to shop, buy them houses in Lagos, Abuja, etc?

FRANKOSKI:
HMMMM NEVER MARRY A SINGLE MOM OR DAD EXCEPT THEIR PARTNER DIED .

You know wetin kill the partner?

Anything step------ My hand nor dey.

Phraences:
This is the honest truth. I see some testimonies from women who have been praying to settle down. Then all of a sudden someone proposes, maybe an old friend or someone they just met, and in three months they are married. Did you marry him because of love or because you are running out of time? Did he marry her because of love or because he feels it is time to settle down and birth the next generation? That’s why inability to conceive can destroy a marriage in Nigeria. If you never marry at a certain âge in this society you are a failure. If you don marry and you never conceive after some time you be failure. So people unknowingly imprison themselves because of society. However, men are lucky. Society has given them the power to cheat and not be held accountable so for a short time they can be free from the marital prison while the woman is shackled with taking care of the children and having to be a good wife and mother.

That na old story. That was before hook-up, Insta, X, Tinder and all that. Today, guys need a lesson in cheating from their wives.

bukatyne:
The fundamental question is 'was there love before the kids came'? 'Why did they get married in the first place?' etc.

Then you would have your answer.

Lol.
In this era that people marry to tick the box, achieve status expected by society or get security na im you dey mention love?

Wetin concern love for this matter, bikonu?

If the man nor careful, the child she dey shower with love fit be another man pikin sef.

Marriage na scam these days.

Any woman is likely to cheat: They just need time, exposure to randy men and opportunity.

It's not about how kind or caring her man is.

Plus 95% of women don't date or marry for love but for their own security, status and self-interest.

Remember: A wife or girlfriend is a total stranger you suddenly turned into a family member. In the name of love that is at best fickle and at worst has no meaning.

If the love and loyalty of a family member you grew up with is not even guaranteed, how can you ever bank on a total stranger you brought into your house?

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Coming125:
When a 70 yrs old man behaves very foolishly, someone old enough to be your father, what do you do? How do you handle it as an adult? You as an adult of say 35-47yrs. Some 70, 75 yrs old men and women behave very foolishly, very irresponsible, very cunning, very dishonest, very deceitful, trying to cheat you, to manipulate you, trying to use their old age to manipulate you or to intimidate you, etc.

The level of crime and immorality in our society is too much. Even old men are not spared anymore. If I continue to write I will spend the whole day writing. Let me just stop here.

What do you think?

Are you for real?

That generation/age group was never ever good for anything. Not any better than anyone 18 to 50 today. Only a miniscule number of them were ever responsible. The result is the messed up country we have today.

They messed up 9ja with corruption, yanshing their students, embezzling public funds. girlfriends all over town, you name any possible idiocy out there.

You were just fooling yourself to expect anything else.
Our culture of respecting age was based on old people being traditionally upright, honest and building society. Now most oldies hide under the toga of age to foment rubbish.

Our challenge today is this: How do we the younger generations not end up being another idiotic bunch of goons like the bolded?

ItisWell22:
Dropping a comment isn’t compulsory, especially when you’re ignorant about the topic being discussed.

My dear, I wonder some kind of youth we are producing.

The DGM worked hard to get to his position in the bank. I wonder where in the World a DGM would be seen as an underachiever. Except 9ja. In a serious country, should a VP earn more than a bank DGM?

Shettima belongs to one of the most elite families of Borno/Northern Nigeria.

The name Sir Kashim Shettima is known everywhere.

Its like someone from Samuel Ladoke Akintola family in South West.

It's someone like Tinubu, despite all the uncertainties around his person, that one must respect. He truly seems to have come from a humble background and worked his way up the murky waters of 9ja politics. Not this garrulous VP.

Tallesty1:
This becomes a problem when someone is involved in an accident, rendered unconscious, and then rushed to a hospital where a nurse administers treatment thinking the person has eaten

But if the person needs an urgent surgical procedure, empty stomach is an advantage.
If unconscious, medication administration will be by IV.

zebszebs:
May the last person to leave Nigeria, kindly turn off the lights.

[b]There won't be electricity sef, so no need.

Let us share the grace in fellowship[/b]

gaby:
Okay na...

Let's see how it goes.

Interesting times ahead.

Before this movie go end, dollar don climb reach 5k...lol

By then even Atiku or Obi go say dem no rule again....lol

Bad market. Especially "stingy (prudent)" Obi won't like bad market.

Klass99:
A very useless first son who provided no value whatsoever. Why should such a person inherit or lay claim to any properties, solely on the basis of being a first son?

We have some very messed up traditions that cause more harm than good, which need to be thrown away. Is it not men who created these traditions? Can the same men not undo them, if they really wish to?

Unlike you I mean every offence when I say (not to you specifically) that the useless first son should have stayed gone and never returned or reappeared to claim property.

What is wrong with some children sef? Are your hands broken or is your brain malfunctioning to a point where you cannot build or acquire properties of your own, without looking to grab what your parents had?

Well, the grandparents had the option to write their will if they didn't want tradition to prevail. But they didn't.

The first son may have suffered a lot of setback in SA but could not come back then. Hoping to make it one day. Like many in Lagos for years but still squatting or details.

Fiscus105:
And who told you that you can do registry wedding in ur daddy compound? So far you have money to do it.

If u give registry people good money they will come and validate ur wedding in ur daddy compound. Again we must learn how to obey simple rule.
Do engagement in daddy compound and proceed to registry/church/mosque for validation not yet reduce us as african

Nope. This is the problem, Always talk of money. I mean our traditional palaces as custodians of our culture (marriage/bride price are part of it)
Should be enough to witness it. So long they have synchronised with modern realities of govt. Simple.

boborosky:
Africans will do their wedding according to the African tradition and still do it the white man's way - total madness. Even the church certificate is not useful anywhere except it comes from the court, so why all the stress?

If we are wise, we would marry the African way and if need be, we ask a priest or pastor for marital prayer or blessings. Nothing more.

Parental blessings/prayers supersede any other.

This is where our leaders have failed woefully. Ideally, the local Oba/Igwe/Emir/duke's palace recognised by the Local Govt and Chieftaincy Affairs Ministry of bride's paternal homestead/place of marriage should play a big role. A palace official approved by the ministry ought to witness traditional marriages and issue a recognised/valid Customary Marriage Certificate. This can then be forwarded to govt marriage registry.

So that one can decades later obtain a copy from marriage registry, say by the kids or grandkids in the future.

We don't seem to be truly proud of our African heritage or take it to the next level. Eating oha or Ewedu soup, or wearing agbada or Ishiagwu is not how to be African. Anyone can eat any food or wear any clothes but not promote that culture.

But by looking at a core part of our culture and make it modern to endure into the future. Traditional marriage/bride price is part of it.

When both families have agreed that marriage has taken place, marriage is done.

That means when Bride Price is paid and accepted. O pari.

All our marriages before colonialism were done that way. Does it mean all our ancestors back then were not validly married?

Nonywendy:
I have been dating this my girl friend since 2017.

Then this last one that broke the camel's back, I noticed she traveled to the state where she did her youth service for something and all this while I thought she was staying with her sister, not knowing she was staying with the first guy she dated while serving whch she apologised. She stayed with her for three good weeks. How I realized was, I called her line one early morning arnd 3am and a guy picked the call asking me who I am. At first, I froze cos I haven't been in that kind of situation, I calmed down and explained everything to the guy, and the guy also told me she has been with her for the past three weeks and that's the girl friend too. I was shocked. I have broken up with her finally cos I don't think forgiving a cheating partner is worth it.
The first time she cheated, 90% of my friends advised me to dump her ass and move on but I had to forgive on the basis of nobody is perfect, but this third time is a no no.
Now she has been begging and asking for forgiveness that she has really learnt her lessons. At this point I'm just so mad that I don't want to forgive her.
Now the big problem is that I'm always seeing her in my dream, I have not really moved on cos it's not easy for me. I have loved her for solid 6 yrs plus.
Note: all the family members from my side and her side are fully aware of our relationship and have approved but they are not aware that I have broken up. If you are my shoes will you forgive her for this very last time or will her cheating continues?
Your advise and suggestions will be well appreciated. Thank you

Dude, first go and do a comprehensive sexual health test.
Then move on.

Forget yeye dreams.

Celepope:
This is a good development.[b] My only concern is the name. A good name for this vehicle company goes a long way in global marketing. [/b]

Let the product be good, name won't matter.
Toyota, Yamaha, Mitsubishi, Daewoo and co didn't sound posh starting out but quality took care of it.

ebijimi7:
Good morning landers, its a beautiful thursday morning here in lagos,
Ok so straight down to the business without much hassle.

she is from kwale I think a town In delta state and I am from ondo so we have been together for couple of years now.

We had a heart to heart conversation she told me about her past and I also told her about mine.

Though I've dated some substantial amount of ladies sha, I don't want to mention before una call me (Ashewo or brostitute ,

more of like she fell into the hand of bad guys.

What kept ringing in my head and making me scared was the fact she made out with some of them and I still get angry knowing that fact sometimes she would be crying that I'm using her past against her just because she was inlove and it didn't work out within she and any of her ex .

I love her but her past kept dragging me back and making me scared of taking the next step.

Not to mention all of what she has done for me but when I lost my mum she stood by me all through the difficult times she prays for me she was with me at the hospital for days until my mum passed out.

Looking at these are qualities I get confused the more because I dint know if I'm making the right decision by letting her go she rarely ask for anything

Please your candid advice I'd needed

Ok, kick her out. Then marry the one that will tell you she has had only 2 boyfriends BUT in fact has had 35 bfs and 13 abortions.

Her womb fit nor dey intact sef.

You never know ladies.

gentposh:
Pls married men in the house help him out here...

My friend just called men to as me . I am yet to reply him

OP, nor come vex us for this place o. Some people never see indomie chop, una dey mention pot of soup.

Dude on a serious note, types of soup and pot size differ. Only the Mrs can answer that question na.

harsysky:

Where person wan start to dey look this abomination of a dad. Mallet on his balls isn't enough.

But before that, we need to do DNA test if the daughter (the raped one) is really his daughter.

If it's his, mallet is too lenient. He should be sat inside conc sulphuric acid to dissolve his blokos.

Lagos to Paris.

Ticket was about 4,500 Naira. That was huge money back then.

xin5:
Please is that how it's been done? I bought a land early 2018 and now I feel like selling out. The families who sold it to me said they are entitled for their own percentage from the money the buyer is offering. Please I need to know if that's how it's done. I only went to inform them I would be handling the piece of land to a new owner and thought kola nut and palm wine would be it, since they also sold to several people there and also have some available I thought I should let them know for future reference... instead they are asking how much I am selling and wants to know every details of it.

Meanwhile the deeds that's about to be prepared would be in my name and that of the buyer, what consigns the family?

I had to tell them that's not possible it's my own land I bought from them I am selling, he went further and said it's either they buy it back from with same amount I bought 2018 or I give them their percentage from the appreciating amount or I develop and let matter rest.

Please help

You did noble by informing them but most 9ja people have no nobility in them or value it. So you must know when to show your agbero side to survive.
Just find a lawyer to prepare the documents, sell the land and go jeje. Then warn the new owner that the old owners are yeye omonile people, that he should not fall for their antics. Otherwise they will soon sell that land to another person and result in years of court litigation.

You can even say you "dash" it to a relative. They have no business knowing how much you want to sell it.

NaijaRealtor:
1. Right from when she was about three years old, she would always pray for me to make it so she can come stay with me.

2. Been married for like 7 years and we have 3 kids. My wife was on my neck to bring my niece to come stay with us so she can assist with helping to look after the kids once they all return from school.

3. Because I know how many ladies treat children that aren't theirs, I refused to bring my niece over. So after much pressure from my wife, I approached my sister and her husband and pleaded to allow me train her as she'd always prayed.

4. Weeks after her arrival, my wife started complaining about her attitude and stuff. I refused to yield to my wife's suggestions that I take my niece back. It almost caused quarrel between us.

I felt it was too early to judge her. She's just 12 years old.

Her Attitudes:

A. She would fold and keep pants stained with my 1 year old poop in the laundry basket until it starts bringing out maggots, then we would search the whole house for the source of the foul smell until we find it and throw away affected clothes, disinfect the house and all.

B. She, yesterday wiped my 6 years old son with iron buckle on the belt and his head nearly burst open. He complained of severe headache and we are still treating him.

C. Final straw was, while we were in the office today, my 6 years old started to throw up. He was sick. This girl just laid on the couch and instructed a 6 years old to go fetch the broom, mopping stick and packer to clean the mess.

My son was very weak, but he went to fetch these items and cleaning the vomit. Because he was very sick, he kept on throwing up and cleaning at the same time. All these while, this girl laid there relaxing until my wife came home and washed my son up and cleaned the floor.

When I came back this evening and learnt about the stuff, I quietly asked her why she'd behaved like that and she said it was nothing.

I really don't know whether to let her stay while I try to coach her or take her back to her parents.

I seriously need advice.

Sorry for the long epistle.

OP, how can I unread what you you wrote there?

So you and your dear Mrs, in the year of our Lord 2023, left your 3 precious little children in the care of a girl of 12 fresh from the village?
Sweet Jesus!

Haba! My brother, if you cannot get a properly trained professional childminder to look after those kids, then you have no business raising those kids o. You have not.

In societies that truly work your jail time go long like Lagos traffic jam. After the children have been taken into care by govt, of course.

Abeg do the right thing.

iammolise:
India and Arab, how many difference dey between them, they're brothers, Some Indians believe the Arabs were Indians who deserted from the empire centuries ago. One delusional Indian I know once assumed that all religion birthed from Hindu, that Hindu is the first ever religion.

Which religion doesn't say that?
Any self-respecting Oluwo or Dibia will tell you Ifa or Amadioha is the first religion. Na normal.
Our people from the Middle East will claim same, Egyptians certainly from Isis/Horus time too.

clinician2x:
Make sure your children get good education. It is too late for you but don't fail your children.

Like say dem even get better shape nyansh, e nor go too pain me.

That flat wall nyansh na insult upon injury to the dead and the living. Haba!

TAO11:
You Binis just lie to yourselves as a coping mechanism. 😂

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The OP na comedian.
Adultery by mistake?